I like that Eminem dresses and colors his hair like a 14-year-old boy's version of a cool dude.

This sounds like a threat!

I like Apple TV's lack of marketing for their shows and movies. Let viewers discover things like a raccoon in a trash can.

I like Apple TV's lack of marketing for their shows and movies. Let viewers discover things like a raccoon in a trash can.

Clearly I've overestimated the public's interest in out-of-context pictures of James Franco from Spider-Man 3.

people and their wild imaginations

I'll never forgive you people for this.

It's not too late to break the No-Nut November streak!

"Sordid underbelly?" The "startup" devoted to sex acts with one person as the leader, what?!?

"Incredible Thoughts"

HOT TAKE: Record scratch >>>>>>>>>>> Music drops out

Why would you get shot, Bill?

YODA LATE-NIGHT TEXTING: "Up U are?"

wen u think you really served

This Olivia Nuzzi person sure has a type (men)!

She Nertpow on my SHSFTD til I KINGSBOM

If a tree falls in the forest, does it make a sound? And if so, is it the sound of those shitting Charmin bears?

Chris Pratt doing commercials for Sam's Club is a trial balloon for his second act as "Who's that guy?"

What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?

'Worst of the Worst'? DOJ Figures Show 97.4% of 614 Detained Immigrants in Chicago Had No Criminal Record

YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????

holy shit: “Among the 2,000 UK adults surveyed, 85% were unaware that Britain forcibly transported more than 3 million Africans to the Caribbean, 89% did not know that Britain enslaved people in the Caribbean for more than 300 years” www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...

Is it bad that ghoul Peter Thiel sold all his NVIDIA stock (more than 537,000 shares)?

Top 5 film genres: - Superheroes abusing powers to cheers - Warmed-over movie musicals of past movies - Pets swear like teen boys - Aw hell naw - Cute existential terrors

I know people are joking about Trump giving Bill Clinton a blowjob, but Trump giving ANYONE pleasure is suspect

wen u think u served

I'm likely never going to see "Now You See M3", but apparently Dave Franco's first words are “Wars, pandemics, climate change. Y’all need magic more than ever," and I need to see that part–just to know it's real.

Chris Pratt doing commercials for Sam's Club is a trial balloon for his second act as "Who's that guy?"

"What's your fuck style?"

"Dear Penthouse"

"WHAT does SIX-SEVEN mean?!?"

FUCK outta here with this shit

"WHAT does SIX-SEVEN mean?!?"

I walked by the Scientology celebrity center in LA one night and I heard a country song blaring from some speaker(s). You can judge a tyrant's mood from their house blasts

"So what's your deal, girl?"

me when i see angus beef hot dogs on sale

Ruthless. (There's also art inside!)

"It's soap. I emit a terrible odor."

My privacy is worth HOW much?!?

I bet several people in the Epstein crew wore Big Johnson t-shirts

A story in 3 acts

@soozuk.bsky.social Sonic greeting Elise in Heaven

MICKEY MOUSE: "6-7!"

Bit into a (second disappointing) donut and an audible puff of air came out. What the fuck.