Saw a couple who took turns climbing on top of a glass desk while the other person took cellphone pictures from below. It was a wholesome glass table kink!

Anyone else have that feeling of wanting to go back into the womb?

This is how I find out that I'm slacking (get it? slacking? slacks?)

I was the inspiration for the Sonic the Hedgehog video game character.

Post an iconic horror movie image.

"Psychology says the quiet rage many older men carry isn't bitterness, it's the accumulation of decades where every dawn of a new day was a painful reminder of the 46 necks they snapped in Vietnam."

Oh, word?

"Me monies!" - Charlie Puth

*salutes with filthy hand* "Sweet land of liberty..."

FUCK off

Well, it all started in 1994 when Jeff Bezos created Amazon as an online bookstore.

If they want me back they have to go fully Woke 2, sorry. Whole hog. I gotta be able to get an abortion there

The first Justin Timberlake release I've anticipated in 20 years

How long until there's a MrBeast video about surviving in a war zone?

"Doxxing Helena" is this anything?

The first Justin Timberlake release I've anticipated in 20 years

In the future, they will call it Bachelor Chow, and it'll give you instant colon cancer.

Saw these over the weekend

Tilly Norwood has died. Alec Baldwin mishandled a gun on her set and killed her in every Tillyverse.

"Ah, time to soothe my nerves with some street corner literature. WHAT the"

Commentary: Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course?

all-timer sports graphic dropped

Probably a lukewarm take, but it's interesting how after years of companies and government agencies funding anti-trafficking campaigns, the most powerful people in the world were involved with a horrible trafficker.

Stranger Things quality

This isn't any sort of brag!

Just had perhaps the worst hotel stay ever, and oh baby, I was excited to get the email survey

Stranger Things quality

I know they want to say the N-word, but

Wondering if there's a plastic shopping bag black market in the Bay Area now that they're banned from being sold in stores.

Can three songs make a greatest hits album?

Today I learned that Shadow the Hedgehog is apparently a racist and into big-booty Latinas.

People are so starved for meaning, for things to make sense. They'll look anywhere.

🎵 Monday got my snipping done Tuesday pain and Wednesday gone Thursday I barely care for fun It's Friday, I will nut Monday you can see my pain Tuesday, Wednesday, both the same Oh Thursday I hardly complain It's Friday, I will nut 🎵

Huh!

I mean, have you SEEN them?!?

Huh!

I would ask why the United States Secretary of Defense is weighing in on–let alone threatening–an organization made primarily for children, but life now is the real version of businessmen threatening to bulldoze teen recreation centers.

"HERE'S THE LITERAL SHIT LIST"

i hope Netflix goes out and gets a revenge dress–maybe a new user interface, because the one on Roku SUCKS