"Hundreds of federal employees who lost their jobs in Elon Musk’s cost-cutting blitz are being asked to return to work"

Social media bots are bad enough. Social media bots that only reply with pedantic posts? Pathetic.

Favorite black & white movie

"More than a million people had canceled Disney streaming subscriptions as of Monday, the Disney source told me, and the company likely knew that trend would only continue the longer they kept Kimmel silenced." @marisakabas.bsky.social w/ a doozy. 👀

"UC Berkeley students and faculty... joined forces and sued the Trump administration earlier this month to get their research funding reinstated. And they got fast results, as the Chronicle reports that on Tuesday, a federal judge ordered the administration to restore the research funding."

I don't care if it's "The Grand Finale"; I'll continue to call it Downtown Abbey, and it'll continue to make me laugh.

🎵 "Death Row is the label that grapes me" 🎵

CRACKER BARREL: "Are we GOOD NOW, you gluttons?"

wen ur not convinced about this rapture thing

NEWS REPORTER: "We're going live to Heaven where Jesus is receiving the first raptured Christian, Aubrey O'Day of Danity Kane."

wen ur not convinced about this rapture thing

trump going into the salon and saying "gimme the thing that killed george hamilton"

This was BEFORE the concussion

“What we missed in our version is how fast it happens. Watching what’s happening in the United States now, the speed at which things are breaking and the government is being taken apart, was not anticipated,” Nye told Variety.

Sounds like the segregationists in Connecticut are having a grand ole time “While waiting for the police to arrive, the old Karen’s friend said, ‘You’re not the minority anymore.'” www.blackenterprise.com/alex-okeefe-...

Day #125: Hammerman (1991)

Grogu has nothing on Gizmo regarding cuteness. Have you seen Gizmo run with his little legs? Or turn into the most adorable Rambo?

It's what AV Club wanted for us all

In Naperville, IL on Wednesday, ICE surrounded a group of documented workers replacing a residential roof. ICE agents reportedly kicked over the ladders and forced the workers to jump. The episode involved a chase with guns drawn.

Watched a church service livestream for the first time, and they did a post-sermon analysis like a sports broadcast. Is this a thing?

Couldn’t make a crueler caricature if I tried

NEW: Air Force jets are doing ICE flights to Africa with transponders turned off, making them nearly un-trackable. This includes the third-country removal to Ghana and another secret flight. We figured out where it landed. From me for @rollingstone.com: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

The bribe-in-a-food-bag era is here.

Is Big Dwayne Energy the same as being in your flop era?

What movie do you consider “perfect”?

Death by snu snu is sounding pretty good right now!

I like when a TV show's title card screen has more people than a 100-level college course.

A functioning society would have prevented a Bubsy sequel–let alone enough games to form a Bubsy collection.

Hung Sheldon, the Sheldon that FUCKS

"Jungle Fever" by The Chakachas

JIMMY FALLON: "Why are we all Jimmy Kimmel?"

NEW YORK CHARACTER IN NEXT SPIKE LEE MOVIE: *stares down camera* "Bill Simmons is a little bitch!"

The Rizzler's silence on Jimmy Kimmel speaks volumes.

Saw a 2025 Subaru Forester in the wild. Looks like a leather football helmet on wheels. Bless Subaru for making homely-ass vehicles.

Saw a 2025 Subaru Forester in the wild. Looks like a leather football helmet on wheels. Bless Subaru for making homely-ass vehicles.

What movie on Netflix Americans will watch in droves to learn about fascism? Inglourious Basterds? Liar Liar?

Literally the most online person you’ve ever met: Scrolling is not helping, so try to spend less time on your phone.

Maybe because that Trump sycophant is a hack comedian! Dude was the least talented of the Kings of Comedy by far.

There's something intriguing about this movie art...

*licks fingers* And my belly!

The last thing you see before IT happens

EX-TRY GUY TO TRY BEING SOLO TRY GUY ON TRY POD

I think the Verge got access to Meta products.

Shit sucks. I hope it can be somewhat good again.