I can’t fault her for trying to make the awful experience of flying any better, but not like this

My birthday is in less than a month just saying

Can we just give Lindy West a computer not hooked up to the internet where she can write about her awful sex life all she wants without us hearing about it

I want you toknow that proclamations like this come from the softest dude you will ever meet whose greatest challenge in life is waiting ten minutes in line at Merridee's

All my fears suddenly subsided

Counterpoint: they’re right

Zercher squatting rn photo unrelated

Good morning

He is tired and wet and happy

If you use Instagram notes, you’re a psycho

Good bench day I’m ready to fight a motherfucker rn

Tried to book a Delta through Capital One Travel and every time I got to checkout it said whoops the ticket price has gone up $190 sowwy

This is in Early Release on Steam right now and I’ll see y’all on the steppes

Boy that tax return can’t come fast enough

Good back workout tonight

I kinda don’t want to hear your Atlanta food reviews if you’re in your twenties or younger. Don’t know how to explain but yeah no.

Every Atlanta road race can eat fucking shit. We are miles away from open country, go run in Dalonega don’t block up the fucking city

*to the tune of the 1980s Power Wheel commercial* PED PED PEDOFILES KINGS OF THE WORLD

Zercher squats were a real journey this morning

Ticket holder alert: my Tehran shows are NOT cancelled.

Having a muscular, 40 lb Boston Terrier is like owning a very excitable kettlebell constantly trying to lick your face

Me? Have a blessed day? Blessed by whom???

Don’t say you’re in a very Chinese time of your life if you haven’t smoked the following

They’re birdvestigating Sabrina Carpenter on instagram.

further proof that business degrees are a joke

Gonna be honest I’m fucking sick of Stanley Tucci’s Italy bit

Bored looking up “rare tracksuits” on eBay

No loads are refused on stolen land

This kinda broke me. He was a Rohingya refugee and just to imagine the state sponsored cruelty he has experienced at every turn just for existing is overwhelming. Thinking he escaped from it just to end up dead from it in a strange land.

Just had a police chase end directly in front of me at John Portman Blvd downtown. Atlanta is not real.

“And who are you wearing tonight?” Me: “uh this is a... this is a t shirt from Big Dogs”

unless this is the SOTU, I don't give a rip

"sorry, we're looking for a Rob Schneider "type," Mr. Schneider"

Can barely lift my arms or my tits

How dudes stand between you and their girl when you’re incline benching three plates for reps

This has to be so tough for Gretzky. On the one hand, the country he's cared about most for his entire adult life and has aligned himself with in geopolitical conflict. On the other hand, Canada

Sore Fuckmann New York, Passenger Arrival Lists (Ellis Island), 1892-1925

Got out the good lens for Brutus

Zercher squat block is heating up

Pls look at this big rottie cooling off in the shade

With my CPAP mask on, watching The Pitt in 4D

here it is if you’d like to watch it! it’s so joyful

if you did not watch Alysa Liu’s free skate earlier today I implore you to watch it tonight it I promise it will make you happier

healing images of Lee Marvin in a field of flowers

Framemogged my boss at the corporate gym. Not sure he’ll recover.

Me with the entire field of women’s figure skaters vs. me with the men

Folks

Y’all I think the short track is too short