Genuinely why

Every time Trump shits himself the possession arrow resets

If he’s going to inconvenience everyone at MSG by attending, he should at least be forced to take the court and attempt one layup

I support Ossoff but I am not sure he’s up for really doing much different than just barely left of center positions

Jim Irsay loved cocaine and American history.

If they’re just gonna let that fat rapist walk out of MSG intact then I don’t wanna hear all that bing bong shit ever again

Found my missing Nirvana ticket inside John Lewis Carré's The Honourable School Boy. I must have been using it as a bookmark 32 years ago. I think I need to restart the book, I can't remember much about it! @nickharkaway.com

this, the perfect pair of sunglasses for a track suit or summer cabana set, call out to me

something about playoff hockey

When asked why I’m open to an ascendant Knicks

wait is this real

this sucks

this seems like a trap

Getting sucked off from behind is very girly pop

Just bought what I hope will be my final vacuum cleaner. Big day.

We gotta use the cattle euthanizer on these guys the second they say something like this

when men say they're into art

cool world we're living in

Hot take: basque cheesecake’s moment should really be over already. Yeah, I said it.

It’s a shame that kids movies now have to also appeal to emotionally stunted elder millennials who receive all their pathos from The Disney Corporation.

Pondering

Sean Evans has the charisma and look of a benign tumor. Keep him away from Keke

It’s way past time for targeted political violence. This message brought to you by Arby’s

Appeared in a pic on our company socials and intranet w a very noticeable resting cock bulge and nobody has said anything but everyone’s been so nice to me lately

Klarna-ing this

If you don’t give your lawn guys the day off on Memorial Day you should be fed into a wood chipper. This is based not on reverence for the holiday but bc WHY AM I HEARING LEAF BLOWERS AT 8AM ON A HOLIDAY

Brutus wanted the hot dog toys more than he ever wanted anything

Brutus in all weather mode

Exit 8 was fantastic and I can’t recommend it highly enough.

here is a computer simulation of what happens to the human body under the water pressures found at the bottom of the ocean

summer inspo

People were so excited at how Keisha Lance Bottoms did nothing as mayor and can’t wait for her to continue being feckless as governor?? Corporate libs please kys and let us have decent representation

zercher squatting rn

let’s get this dread

Just saw Eric Andre and Felipe Esparza and crew leaving Madeira Park

Incredible new look by Travolta. Amazing shift happening.

and this was all one party

scorpions seek frogs for transport opportunities

I saw the greatest van I have ever seen today

Brutus is like owning an endlessly excitable medicine ball

Brutus got turnt at the foam party

China continues to dunk on us during this, the century of American humiliation

Thigh tat w new saniderm

Getting sucked… 🤤 … into a damn jet engine 😵

POV

It’s like a liquid diet but you eat everything deep fried on a stick. It’s called Corn Doggin’ and tonight at 11 we’ll see why it’s all the rage on TikTok

Gonna be the biggest diva at the job site

Cool to see Sean Patton in the new Hacks playing Sean Patton