These are all gay bar names from The Simpsons

I think these Skittles are inspired by a knob of ginger fucking a panda bear???

Everything reminds me of him (Trump)

Great mood bc I had a great lifting day and then housed a bag of little powdered donuts on the way home and I’ve got Anno 117 to play

McAfee is dressed like he’s a pimp for lot lizards

Atlanta Poncey-Highland folks! Please be on the lookout for this sweet kitty! Lost last night near north and highland @videodrome.bsky.social

I shouldn’t have to watch Pat McAfee

bands

Joined a Boston Terrier group on FB and some breeder from Alabama is on my ass telling me Brutus couldn’t be a Boston and his papers are probably falsified. Leave my boy alone, dog eugenicists

I want to move from the couch and go play Anno 117 but Brutus is sleeping on my leg

Clemson defense

I got ESPN back for THIS!?

My intrusive thought whenever I see Tinned Fish Reviews Guy - “I bet his cum tastes AWFUL”

Judging by his IG stories the past week or so, Action Bronson is going through some shit

Brutus loves his new sweater

Folks, we got him.

I think Walton Goggins might be bad, actually. Basing this on his universal appeal and what Wal Mart ads prove to me is an unquenchable greed in his heart

🚨BREAKING: Oversight Dems have received new emails from Jeffrey Epstein’s estate that raise serious questions about Donald Trump and his knowledge of Epstein’s horrific crimes. Read them for yourself. It’s time to end this cover-up and RELEASE THE FILES.

Tis the season I start cranking out ube cheesecakes. Got one due for a Friendsgiving Sunday and one to stunt on everyone at my office Thanksgiving. I will perfect them this season.

You cannot convince me Rachel Sennott isn’t a nepo baby I’m sorry. Would love to not see her droopy dog ass face every 5 minutes

You couldn’t stop me from throwing him off that balcony

Need this heat

no I am from the south I need nothing more than the splendors of Lake Hartwell to fill my heart and imagination

Anno 117: Pax Romana drops Thursday and that's, frankly, keeping me sane rn

hmmm you're almost getting it...

it is pretty darkly funny seeing posts like URGENT!!!! it is SUNDAY EVENING you must PUT DOWN YOUR DINNER and call your senator IMMEDIATELY to politely request they not press the big button marked "fuck you". this will not actually stop them from pressing the fuck you button. functioning democracy

You beauty

Death By Lightening is wildly better than I expected and Nick Offerman as drunk, brawling, sausage demanding Chester A Arthur is incredible

birfday boy

As a Clemson fan, yes!

Someone please come massage my feet (not sexually)

Indiana is winning it all

WINDIANA

Brutus is 2 today. Can I get a Happy Birthday Brutus

Boy have I

Powerful Ass Saturday™️

Sold out dammit

wearing this to family court

Last night I watched The Smashing Machine and I’m still not sure why that movie was even made.

Good OHPs this morning

Lifting rn, photo unrelated

Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.

any Democrat who isn’t cheering Mamdani’s blowout from the roofs right now is a snake and dangerous to any resistance movement against the active fascist era (which they are largely responsible for creating in the first place!)

When your girl asks you dine in or take out, it’s not a good idea to respond “i figured you’d want take out wearing that”

Brad Lander is at the victory party and, folks, he has the custom one-of-one “GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE” shirt.

Yep, that’s a Brutus

Hated Kinds of Kindness but def gonna watch Bugonia bc I respect art

rest in piss bitch and fuck y’all too

Last night I spatchcocked a hen, covered it in za’atar seasoning and urfa biber pepper, roasted it over a bed of cabbage and bacon ends, and served it with plof rice and homemade piri piri and garlic yogurt sauces. I didn’t get a photo bc it was so good.