Caveman Ringo will return in Avengers: Doomsday

Blah blah blah blah blah. Go away, lady.

I can’t help but feel we’re regressing as a species as I am certain in the Paleolithic era this creepy little shit would have been chased off a cliff by the rest of the cave clan.

It’s love

Happy birthday @michaelstipe.bsky.social! You’ll always be a shaggy 20-something to me.

“I am a dog that can speak English.”

“I am a dog that can speak English.”

“Nobody can stop us,” a thing famously said by people about to do good things

"Those who can remember the past are condemned to live with those who repeatedly can't."

It’s my hometown paper so I held out longer than I should have, but their editorial board cheering Trump’s lawless Venezuela bullshit was the final straw. Fuck the @washingtonpost.com

Schumer and Jeffries finished their strongly worded letter an hour ago but the stupid printer won’t print

Operation Hey, Look Over Here!

Congress must be rolling over in its grave.

Operation Hey, Look Over Here!

Toaster oven burned bagel bites but feels terrible about it. @reuters.com

Entering 2026 like

He is a crepe paper sack stuffed with baked beans.

My dogs are psyched LA’s pyromaniacs are braving the rain to set off their fireworks!

Wringing out a wet dog and ringing in a new year

The only thing I have to look forward to in 2026 is Andor Season 3

My New Year’s resolution is to give up

The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.

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Every time he showed up on screen you were like “Well, this scene will be fun.”

Man on the Inside, Season 2, is, like Season 1, a breezy delight. Ted Danson is an international treasure.

You have to hand it* to Marjorie Taylor Green… *an open bag of dog shit

The Fuhrer was a painter before he took office, but he has continued it as a hobby in the Reich Chancellory.

Just think how gaudy his coffin is gonna be

My New Year’s resolution is to give up

Trump changes name of Trump Tower to Trump Trump

In response to a question about CBS forcing 60 Minutes to spike a story about CECOT Trump says he beat both Coke AND Pepsi in a blind taste test.

How about for being a white nationalist?

Those new to Bsky need to be made aware of one of the greatest skeets ever, deleted long before its time.

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reminder:

Some sad little town with two taco bells and no library is going to rename itself Trump and Trump will call it a great honor and never visit.

Non zero chance this guy is eaten within a year.

“Exit Through the Grift Shop”

“Exit Through the Grift Shop”

So you want to be a Hollywood writer? My book is filled with advice on how to write for both TV and movies and it's only $1.99 on Kindle. My favorite response came from a reader who DM'd me to say that he went straight from reading my book to writing a script.

The lead up to hostilities between the United States and Venezuela goes back much further than most realize, to November, 1992 when Donald Trump first met Jeffrey Epstein.

I know it means arrogant, but I really want supercilious to mean very, very silly.

All of us the day it happens

Everything is a bummer right now so here’s my dog Goose sleeping with his little tongue peeking out. Good night.

the good that you do persists in this world

Rob Reiner was one of the key people behind the effort to go to court to overturn California's anti-marriage equality Proposition 8 when it passed in 2008. Working with Chad Griffin, they founded the American Foundation for Equal Rights and got Ted Olson and David Boies to team up to fight Prop 8.