If it’s not a replacement for a human being, what, pray tell, is it?

“We hope and expect the raptor pack will not disembowel us when loosed from its pen.”

ICE Nazis in Chicago tried to kidnap a food delivery worker but my man was too fast for those slow bastards

Sean Penn looks like Wile E. Coyote after a TNT mishap

California! Set a reminder in your phone to call the gov’s office to tell Newsom to sign these five bills. The guy’s mercenary as hell so if he thinks the wind is shifting in favor of trans rights (it never shifted! Trans rights are human rights!) we could flip him. Info below. Call: 916.445.2841

Picked a bad week to quit saying “oh fuck you” out loud to something on my phone.

Threatening to invade an American city is not bad because it keeps us from focusing on other issues. It’s bad because it’s bad. Please fire your comms team and then resign, you feckless disaster.

Let me just be the first to say that One Battle After Another is pretty great.

Just got back from the Riyadh Comedy Festival and boy are my arms chopped off.

Portland ❤️

hi this is my favorite writing advice, it's from former simpsons writer john swartzwelder (i think about the crappy little elf all the time) www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...

“A good casino should be a modern Xanadu. Also, the government files will likely show that my family briefly owned Amelia Earhart’s skeleton in the 1950s.” - Charles River, founder, River Side Casino

“Fascism” isn’t a slur for politics we don’t like. It’s a precise word with precise meaning. And in the face of what’s happening right now in America, it’s the most honest one we have. I’ll lay it out as plainly as I can. 🧵

A firehose of criminality

Horrifying. All of it. But watch the ICE agent. He was obviously busy shopping for steroids on gun safety day. An American nightmare.

You can laugh at Trump saying kitchen cabinets made in other countries are a matter of national security but Charles Manson was hiding in a kitchen cabinet when they arrested him so think about that libs when you buy your Swedish cabinet and some lil dude jack-in-the-boxes out and stabs your wife.

#Letters4TransKids 💜

it will never not be wild to me that there are actual human people walking around our neighborhood streets dressed just like this I think we need to continue to remind our brains that this is extremely not normal

As I was saying…

BREAKING: Florida cop treated for autism after exposure to tylenol during traffic stop

On Trump claiming Tylenol is linked to autism:

If there's an WGAW Members on here, please remember that voting for new Board members end today at 12PM PST. And like Michele Mulroney said, it's one of the easiest and most impactful ways to participate in our union democracy.

Years from now Republicans will act like they were always against this. www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...

If you think Tylenol is bad for children’s health what until you see what guns do.

donald trump is going through full brandonization at an alarming rate

Trump: don’t take acepitoemponoene RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth* A nude man is in the background, only referred to as “the colonel” Person watching on tv: well if they say so

New bullets in the Great Nonsense War

Christian persecution in America is best defined by this image: No actual struggle, wearing clothes that cost more than my entire wardrobe, polished cross instead of rugged, and surrounded by crowds of fellow hypocrites cheering on bigotry who believe they're the victims.

There’s a certain type of poster that seems to think it’s helpful to stamp out anything hopeful in the name of being realistic about how bad things are. Don’t be that poster. We know how bad things are. But for most of us, hope helps a lot more than your cynicism. Rebellions are built on hope…

"I come not to bury Charlie, but to raise money."

Member of White House advance team, to Glendale Arizona pyrotechnics company: “What do you mean you don’t have a funeral package?”

A firehose of criminality

It’s good and beautiful to be trans.

A veritable Ewws Ew

Seeing the Bill Watterson originals full of pencil lines of stuff that didn’t work, scuffs the eraser didn’t pick up, white out galore and more was something I needed to see to remind myself that nothing is perfect the first go and tweaks need to be made and you’re allowed to try again.

Did an Ellen DeGeneres write this?

The day he dies I'm gonna dress like a sailor and kiss a stranger in Times Square and then desperately try to explain the reference as I'm led away in handcuffs.

HARDEST PHOTO OF 2025 JUST DROPPED

Heads up, the Burbank Progressives (who initiated today's protest at Disney) will be present again tomorrow at 12 PM at Disney in Burbank. I'll be there and I’ve spoken to other WGA and SAG members who will join us as well. Please spread the word! See y'all tomorrow! #JimmyKimmel #FreedomOfSpeech

All’s I’m gonna say is I think you’re gonna wanna watch Stephen Colbert tonight.

PAs generally make minimum wage and have no union or organization to provide a safety net. Certainly all of the assistants are unlikely to have enough saved up to cope with a sudden cancellation or pause, nor could they line up a rescue gig.

Calling all Guild members, labor allies and anyone who believes in a free country — Join us outside the entrance to ABC's offices at 7 Hudson Square (310 Hudson Street, Manhattan) TOMORROW at 12 PM ET to demand that ABC bring back Jimmy Kimmel Live! RSVP: wgaea.st/kimmel-rally

Several hundred @wgawest.bsky.social writers and allies raised their voices to protest ABC cancelling Kimmel at Disney today.

Trump: "When you have a network, and you have evening shows, and all they do is hit Trump... They're not allowed to do that."

See you there!

WGA Statement on ABC’s Decision to Pull Jimmy Kimmel Live!

This is how Jimmy responded to the shooting. Doesn’t matter to the MAGA crowd. Nothing but blind obedience is acceptable.

Canceling Jimmy Kimmel show is not about Charlie Kirk, just like going after universities was not about antisemitism and occupying DC was not about fighting crime.

This shouldn't be a controversial statement, but I am anti-fascist.