In that it’s a bomb?

Thanks to the TSA workers for coming to work at LAX without pay! If you any extra gas/grocery gift cards - consider leaving one for them. About 10 people in TSA pre check line and about 30 in regular line at American Terminal 4 at 7:30am. Unmask ICE! #tsa #lax #trumpsamerica

It was Dan Tellep, former president of Lockheed Martin.

Can this be a solution?

[Thomas Dolby voice] 🎶 he blinded me with kindness 🎶

In accepting his WGA award, Stephen Colbert named and said something funny about each of his 20 writers so they’d be hired when his show ends 🥹 @wgaeast.bsky.social #WGAAwards

I think this is a great argument, beautifully constructed

Orwellian, exhausted and irritable from years of over use, sighs, pushes itself up from its porch swing, waves dutifully, then sits back down with a groan.

Me: (worried) No worries!

Orwellian, exhausted and irritable from years of over use, sighs, pushes itself up from its porch swing, waves dutifully, then sits back down with a groan.

NOT JUST THIS: Two other Democratic lawmakers in North Carolina who sided with the GOP to overturn vetoes of major bills (e.g. anti-trans legislation) are also losing in their primaries so far to progressive challengers. This could be a major night in NC.

*record scratch* *freeze frame* Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.

Yes, but what about in a blanket fort?

I bet his replacement will be chill as fuck

Congress must be rolling over in its grave.

Paramount/WB’s first movie will be an animated version of Monopoly where Mr Monopoly, recently questioning his life’s choices, will meet an Angel Investor who reminds him that “having it all” literally means having it all and at the end he buys Australia.

Fuck the GOP, of course, but also fuck quisling Democrats who don’t stand up to all anti trans bullshit.

Hey. Tell people when they do good job. When you like the stuff they make. When you like the characters they’ve created. The stories they’ve told. Nobody hears it as often as you think bc everyone thinks everyone hears it all the time. Trust. They don’t. Tell. Them.

somebody out there survived the 9/11 terrorist attacks and then bumped into the cast of Everybody Loves Raymond in Central Park

Strip Law is so funny. From a joke density standpoint, it makes BoJack Horseman look like Adolescence.

Who wore it* better? *fascism

My wife bought Grape Nuts for some reason and I had a bowl and enjoyed it. Felt like a healthy way to punish myself for something bad I’m sure I did that I’m not aware of.

How ‘bout those 3 in 6-3?

“We’re making houses that are bigger on the inside than the outside. We’re opening portals to shadow dimensions.”

So princes but not presidents.

I'm writing a pilot and, as is my wont, reading old pilots for inspiration (and procrastination). And re-reading the Cheers pilot I'm reminded there was originally a character named Mrs Littlefield, an elderly blue blood regular at the bar, who never made it to air. I find this so reassuring! 🧵

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A little dude in a diaper just shot my wife with an arrow and now she’s making out with our neighbor

Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social

Mr. Peanut Wants to Build a Kangaroo Abattoir on the High Seas

Mr. Peanut Wants to Build a Kangaroo Abattoir on the High Seas

sigh

The little circles over each lower case i are breaking my heart.

The first half doesn’t deserve this half time show

If I could somehow harness the anger I felt watching that Dunkin sitcom AI abomination I’d be able to power my car.

Just saw Send Help in a wonderfully crowded theater! Screams, laughs, gasps - everything you want from a Sam Raimi pic! Loved it! Hats off @shannonandswift.bsky.social

Watching an Olympic figure skater's program while wiping Cool Ranch dust from my shirt: "Yeah, no, technically it's all there, but the choreography's uninspired."

In Minneapolis, people are literally singing resistance before marching to the hotels where ICE agents are staying—inviting them to defect and join us in solidarity. It’s an action rooted in compassion, courage, and collective humanity. Transforming fear into shared power.

Hey everyone! Huge news! Our trans girl scout list has sold a total of 146,000 boxes as of today! But MANY trans girl scouts only have 20, 30, 40 boxes sold. I just resorted our list to put those on the top. Go get your girl scout cookies and make a trans kid's day!

I want every show and every movie, every book and play - all entertainment - to be about these two.

I want every show and every movie, every book and play - all entertainment - to be about these two.

Finally watching The Chair Company and I love it but I have to take like three breaks an episode because it makes me SO ANXIOUS

MAJOR UPSET ALERT: Democrat Taylor Rehmet has just been projected the winner of the Texas SD9 special election — flipping a district that went Trump +17 and hasn’t elected a Democrat since 1991. Trump personally endorsed Leigh Wambsganss and spent days hyping this race… and still lost.

I guess it’s 100 Problems

I bet all the well-connected pedophiles from the last 25 years who aren’t discussed in the Epstein files feel like such losers

Today WGAW members joined the National Day of Action rally to stand with their union siblings across the country in condemning violence and the attempts to restrict our First Amendment right to protest. #1u #WGAStrong

I guess it’s 100 Problems