This is an absolutely unworkable mess. It's going to end up having to be withdrawn, *probably* over cis people being 'wrongly' challenged over facilities. Given how easy it is to see that shitstorm coming…how's it been issued in this form?

Ok I have had zero time to sort this out today so I still have TWO Mitski tickets to spare. If you can make it to the Royal Albert Hall by 7.15 I can give you them for whatever you can manage (even if that’s nothing).

Could be a reply to almost anything On Here 🫣

Having a bath in this large amethyst geode would cure me.

Eek I can't take the cognitive dissonance

Damn, does anyone want to see Mitski at the Royal Albert Hall tonight? I had bought one ticket (circle, decent view) but now had press one come through, and it's too late to repost on Viagogo. Will take whatever you can pay just to claw a bit back, but you'd need to meet me to hand it over.

★★★★ '388' is a surprise record in more ways than one from #TheCoral @thecoral.bsky.social - Tapping into soul, ska and rocksteady revivifies the Mersey troupers, says @joemuggs.bsky.social www.theartsdesk.com/new-music/38...

Good morning

A LOVELY NEW RECORD theartsdesk.com/new-music/38...

Do you have any serious Mandela Syndrome type things? I was absolutely convinced until like last week that Nardwuar had died a couple of years ago.

"You could quite convincingly sell this as an old Scouse club singer’s moment of hip renaissance, and if I’d been told the backing band was groovy Wirral millennials The Coral I’d happily believe it." #FACTS theartsdesk.com/new-music/long-long-road-has-led-ringo-starr-back-his-roots

You're ordering a sandwich for delivery? Disgusting. Why do you hate yourself.

Oi oooiiiiii I got really close with the mountain too catfishing.net #696 - 8/10 🎉 🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈 🐈🐈🐟🐈🐟

NONCE GOGGLES®

- Subsidising consumption in the face of a supply shock - reducing incentives to drive less/switch to EVs - using up limited fiscal space to help better-off drivers rather than the most vulnerable. Hard to think of a worse policy right now.

What's the most innocuous thing on the internet you bear a grudge about? Me: the guy On Here who breezily said that lemons are the least interesting citrus fruit. Genuinely still irate months later.

Choosing to dwell in the timeline where this was a hit.

hoooooooo this beats the bollocks off DDG - which has become unusably bad lately... new default search - thanks Erin!

It was kind of Robert Jenrick to set me up for an obvious joke at his expense.

The world may never know what my problem is

then engage the hyperdrive

Reform are on C4 News and seem to have sent, in lieu of a spokesperson, a bottle of 19 Crimes wine

If we wanted to chart a dynamic of “just dumb” to “even dumb has to be smartarse”, how about the vector from Beavis & Butthead to Rick & Morty?

Yes. Also: everything everywhere has to be a conspiracy or false flag now. Even the most vanilla socdems aren't immune to this.

I will never stop banging this drum: the government that introduces legislation to force retailers to offer a choice of courier companies, let alone force the couriers to have an automated delay repay type system, would get a very significant popularity boost.

Somebody's goin' home with The SCUM Manifesto

I don’t know what to tell you, man. I’m a medieval historian, and, in my field, if you don’t check your sources (and your sources’ sources) you are just asking to be taken for a ride by some bored 19th C. aristocratic English antiquarian with a penchant for inventing history.

Start your Monday RIGHT 🚀🚀🚀

more innocent times

Pretty clear he wants the ballroom built ASAP because he wants it to be his tomb

OK my kids are consistently putting me on to the good stuff now

Without the library, there is no history, only the stories power wants told.

*passive aggressively rubs CBD moisturizer on feet while FaceTiming*

Bill Cassidy, conceding defeat, throws shade at Donald Trump: “When you participate in democracy, sometimes it doesn’t turn out the way you want it to. But you don’t pout. You don’t whine. You don’t claim the election was stolen.” His crowd immediately gets the reference.

that guardian novels list needs more stories about rich english people being sad in the past!

Against better judgement checked out a bit of Pattinson Batman on TV, started kinda enjoying the aesthetic and pacing, idly googled to gauge opinion on whether it's worth sticking with, fell into Batman Reddit, and now I'm back to DC AND ALL WHO ENJOY IT MUST BE ERASED FROM ALL TIMELINES. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I will never stop talking about this: The lovely and profound "If we want the rewards of being loved we have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of being known" is from an NYT article about the author accidentally being CC'd on an email where his friends were making fun of him for renting goats.

Chinese newspaper cartoon (Today... 😂 )

A very good afternoon to the absolute hero who organised and parked this beauty in the middle of little Tommy’s far-right hate march. ❤️

The sounds like a job for the.... KINGINTHENROTH!!!!!!!!11!

apropos of nothing

Photographer Karl Ferris writes "This photo was taken in Ibiza, Spain in summer 1970. Joni contacted me on the recommendation of my friend Graham Nash. I took her to 'a party down a red dirt road, where there were people, reading Rolling Stone reading Vogue'.

my man looks like Gary Barlow embarking on a rap career

Punk 14yo: I would love to be a nepo baby but in private so I wasn't judged… oh wait that’s just being rich.

My man looks like he works security at a fancy bakery.

Everyone just wants a nice lie down. Can we just have a nice lie down please?

Talking of Lukes who keep bashing it out decade after decade... MAN Luke Vibert has some strong magic doesn't he?

Holy FUCK how does Luke Slater do it? Nigh on 40 years in and relentlessly prolific and he still rolls out stuff this pure and perfect

"ACHTUNG COMRADES . . . " "SLOWLY AT FIRST AND THEN ALL AT ONCE . . . " "HISTORY IS A MYSTERY IF YOU ARE NOT LEARNING . . . " "WELL PLAYED MISTER PUTIN WELL PLAYED INDEED . . . " "THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS *AND* DRAIN THE SWAMPS . . . " churlish chekist corrupt clowns party con-sequences #CCCP