This is so so good

HORMUZ-AH SHAKEDOWN! DOTARD’S PERSOAN JUST DESSERTS-AHHH!

I am no geography expert, but this doesn't seem strait to me at all.

He spent years lying about Obama giving Iran money. Then he makes Iran richer than they ever dreamed.

So as Reform UK announce their plans for the "biggest benefit cuts ever", whilst cutting taxes for the wealthiest, their Treasurer has just sold his Chelsea Mansion for a record £275million www.ft.com/content/8daf...

to be paid to the Ayatollah at the Ayatollbooth

I will be forever in awe of this exchange

There’s probably a way you could design LLM-based real text search engines to better correct for predictable human laziness, but there is no profit in doing this. The companies would have to be forced to do so.

I dont think I’ll see this in my lifetime but I also believe in multi-generational, multi-stakeholder struggle so I hope my children’s children will.

CNN Business has gone full Death Metal.

NEW ANALYSIS: Record wind and solar generation saved UK from gas imports worth £1bn in March 2026 📈Wind+solar were up 22% year-on-year in March to a record high for the month ⛴️This avoided the need for gas imports worth £1bn at current high prices www.carbonbrief.org/...

Really sad I missed the April Fools opportunity to announce Bobby Gillespie will join Kanye at Wireless for a performance of "Swastika Eyes" ☹️

"I'm sorry Dave. Would you like to try Copilot to enhance your Outlook experience?"

Who up cherishing they Strait?

Man I really hope they don't have to reformat a Word document or their mission is in real trouble.

I feel like the idea of "TACO" undersells the markets reaction to Trump in the modern era; they know he's a blowhard and a liar, but many people seem to believe he won't *really* bring us to disaster. Not really. In econ terms: we underrate the tail risks.

Honestly, the White House is basically Weekend at Bernie’s

If anyone would like to see James K at the Barbican tomorrow I've just put two circle tickets up on Twickets - they should be live shortly.

Liberal Currents has quietly become one of the few outlets taking male supremacy seriously, either as a foundation of Trumpist fascism or as a system of oppression in its own right.

I do wonder what people think will happen to their subsidised fuel prices if demand continues to outstrip supply.

Most people don’t notice it, but there’s an animated Flintstone background repeating over and over on your commute to and from work

If you’re watching the Artemis II launch, I can not recommend enough TIME’s fantastic cover story about the crew and the mission by Jeffrey Kluger, the best space journalist in the biz time.com/7346146/arte...

★★★★ She may feel 'Ambiguous Desire' but Arlo Parks's ambition is single-minded writes @joemuggs.bsky.social theartsdesk.com/new-music/sh...

This is so so good

Anyone else feeling a bit… I dunno… kind of… maundy?

People can atone. But in this case atonement means going to fucking Auschwitz with descendants of the slaughtered. It means sitting, on camera, with the Southern Poverty Law Centre and explaining your reasoning for "slavery was a choice". It doesn't mean "oh sorry I was mad, now pay me".

if it wasn't clear: YOU SHOULDN'T REVIEW THE NAZI POP STAR YOU SHITHOUSES, YOU FUCKWITS, YOU FUCKING DICKSPLASH FAILURES

"just like that......I thank you"

I HAVE DONE THIS Seriously the history of canned food is fucking fascinating

Vice signalling is real.

Further to a conversation last night, can AI write a ‘locked room’ mystery story (eg Benoit Blanc etc etc)?

just in case anyone hasn't seen this.. www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/epis...

man I love a spaceship... don't care if there's people on it... so glad to find that even though this programme's died on the BBC site it's still live here - the BEST mission

MOON

if it wasn't clear: YOU SHOULDN'T REVIEW THE NAZI POP STAR YOU SHITHOUSES, YOU FUCKWITS, YOU FUCKING DICKSPLASH FAILURES

Hey ChatGPT generate me an image of corporate fuckery laundering

no wonder Gen X went wrong

JD Vance is releasing a book about his conversion to Catholicism; in related news, I will also be releasing a book about JD Vance, titled Ouch Said the Couch

What explains the difference? Is it that America is high on crack and toting a machine gun?

“Shhh… You’ve gotta hear this guitar part.”

YOOOOOO I loved doing this with Alexis Ffrench, getting right down to the nuts and bolts of dubstep's appeal with a curious musician from a whole different world, including him hands-on working out what "the wobble" is from the ground up. shows.acast.com/abrsm-start-...

OK respect where it's due, this was a good one.

Not ruling against 14A would still a Republican victory, simply because the Supreme Court chose to hear the case, legitimizing absurd partisan arguments about the Supreme Court having the right to invalidate amendments Republicans don't like.

This whole thing reminds me of when I got into an argument on Twitter with David Simon because I thought that him telling right wing dudes that their moms were whores was misogynist and shitty and he was like, “No it’s fine because it makes them angry.”

They've just announced the clocks going forward was an error and they're going back again temporarily so you've got another hour to do April Fools if you want.