Elon calling for another race war in the UK. The UK government is still using his platform. At this point Musk is laughing at them

(Ewa wakes up: it is November 23rd 1991 and she is backstage at the first ever production of Noels Houseparty. She holds the mask of Mr Blobby in her hands. She cries as she lifts & puts it on before going on stage. “Blobby blobby” she screams through the tears as the nation erupts in laughter)

I find this questionable

*sigh* It’s because: 1) there’s an active campaign trying to dissuade people about electric cars 2) there’s a sense that actually you won’t save any money having an EV 3) they are expensive & we are broke.

From exploding neck massagers to amateur spies and arson attacks, people paid by Russia have been wreaking havoc in the UK The government is fast-tracking new laws to ban proxy groups but in this bizarre space, some people don't even know who they're working for inews.co.uk/news/putins-...

Honestly I want to know which editor or content manager decided this click bait was worth it.

Wholly correct. What I'd add is: don't despair, most people, when you say 'his brother had made the 999 call' go 'oh, right, I understand now'.

Every time someone is waving a flag of at George & shouting about Islam I want someone to ask them about how often they go to church & which church because they always seem so concerned about “Islam taking over”

There’s going to be a gold rush of AI companies trying to IPO themselves & everyone is going to end up forced to buy this up so private equity can cash themselves out. It’ll be the biggest fraud in history.

I went away on holiday to a quieter part of Spain and returned to the UK plc having its typical identity crisis rather than getting on with sorting itself out.

She plays the voice of an animated dildo that somehow accidentally ended up in a kids toy box and the parents can’t summon courage to reclaim it from their son as it’s his favourite rocket ship now.

Sarah’s book is jaw-dropping, and Meta has been pulling this clown shit for over a year. As the article points out, it’s clearly a personal vendetta rather than good crisis comms. Too bad the Streisand Effect exists!

God makes the snake.

Sick of the relentless adult content I see on Bluesky: back pain, interest rates, tax brackets, that noise you make when you stand-up sometimes.

look how much craftsmanship we've lost in clothing in just a hundred years

I have not died. I am merely in Spain. Which if it’s like dying, then heaven is surprisingly warm with overly firm beds & questionable sausages on the breakfast buffet

Drinking cold cider whilst having my feet in a cold paddling pool of water. Living the dream

Bought the PS5 game “Tainted Grail: Fall Of Avalon” which unbelievably is based on a board game. The mythology is gothic Arthurian legend & the game is basically a heavily updated elder scrolls. Initially I was sceptical- the games difficulty curve is brutal; it spend little time on tutorials.

Being a parent is the single weirdest thing out there: Huge social pressure to actively construct mythology from an early age committing you to 12 years minimum financial impact.

Introduce yourself with 10 bands you've seen live Nine inch nails Terrorvision Black Sabbath Marilyn Manson portishead prodigy Kaiser chiefs Faithless Chemical Brothers The Hamsters

Whatever your thoughts about The Boys' finale, it made Elon Musk mad, which the show's creator and cast think is hilarious.

We’re going to be seeing a lot more of this sentiment. Do not trust these people.

Most of Britain thinks net migration is still rising — when it has actually fallen by more than three-quarters From our new 2026 @britishfuture.bsky.social study of public attitudes to immigration, published online here www.britishfuture.org/britain-thin...

To be really clear the thing most people saw coming is the spacex float is fundamentally a Ponzi scheme. A scam. A fraud of such epic scale. And the big name investors & banks are flocking to it with our pension money.

Let me be honest: Europe needs to master an entire new online marketing platform outside of US or China control, now. No American company involvement, no Chinese, no Russian. Evolve search, social, banking & biz hosting. State funded & autided. The market cannot be trusted to supply

They are attempting to make more fashionable versions of the pervert cop glasses, do not fall for it, be on the lookout!

I’m in the fine city of Leeds for an event which literally seems to be the only event on in Leeds right now

Just saw the words “European Union Military committee” and chuckled to myself. I remember when the words “EU” and “military” were just scarecrows in the Brexit debate

My pet theory: The gulf between rich & poor has made the idea that an MP in Westminster can be on the kind of salary roughly 90% of the UK population only dreams about is a rich ground for pessimism

The unique weirdness of Shropshire and West Midlands folklore Industrial workers and superstition: a match made in heaven via @birminghamdispatch.bsky.social www.birminghamdispatch.co.uk/the-unique-w...

Stabber Flapper Wonger Spooge Jubblies Blonk

Please. No. Not again.

It’s wild to think we now have rich people investing their fortunes to create the infinite amount of monkeys with an infinite amount of typewriters scenario at the cost of literally everything else

Who would have thought being the MP for Clacton could net you £5m eh?

Yeah if you're only counting scandals where there's personal enrichment (Ecclestone and Cash for Peerages for instance both involved payments to the parties and were significantly bigger in size)

Important bit of analysis out there in UK right now

A UK software company that I’ve supported in its very specific niche sold out to a US giant & immediately closed down part of their proprietary platform because, and I quote, it inhibited customers purchasing more licenses. That’s right, they made it less productive to make more money

In April, Crispin Odey dropped his £79mn #libel claim against us. This is the inside story of how Odey’s battle to reclaim his reputation backfired. It's about the brave women who spoke out against him — and the new allegations the two-year legal saga unearthed. www.ft.com/content/edbe...

AI has killed its first people this year and we’ve let the moment pass with just a gasp of enthusiasm for spending more money on it. I wonder. I wonder what the future will see this moment as.

This is the weird thing about British politics: The more diversity there is in voter choice the higher the chance of some absolute shitpiece unpopular leader taking over the whole nation & robbing it.

BlueSky - I need your help! For those of you who don't know, I am a social media manager and run other people's accounts for them It's much harder to get traction than it used to be, so I'm thinking about various ways I could help people - maybe a free newsletter, or a training course 1/3

I’m actually using the guys poop app specifically because I want strangers to know how proud I am of my arse doops. I’m all “tag me up on instagram bro that sucker is a miracle of the human digestive tract”

every day a new version of but what if there was a worse guy

OMG the DOJ lawyer just said presidential power has never been "circumcised." He was trying to say "circumscribed."

We need to dump tylenol in the water supply immediately so the whole internet is just this

Streeting just inviting the Labour Party and the whole country to an episode resulting in nothing but a protracted donkey punch. Well done lad. Feels about right. Let’s just really blow out the arsehole of things.

Really loathing this timeline now.

I just think we should start recognising ducks and calling them ducks now instead of being surprised after the quacking & the waddling turns out to be a duck.

Finally watched Sinners and hoo boy what a movie. A music video. American cultural commentary. Horror. Family. Faith. Identity. Legacy. I can see why it had to fund itself & I see why it won so many awards.

Watching a series of former Confederate states rush to eliminate any vestige of black representation in the House pretty much answers the question whether the Voting Rights Act was still necessary.