FUCK OFF CINEWORLD I WILL NEVER JOIN THE ROYAL NAVY

is anyone else long enough diagnosed to have a wing subtype? I’m ‘active but odd’, lmao

There’s nothing you can do to prevent the catharsis of spurious commerciality

It’s 17 years since I paid 50 quid for a season of Doctor who I could already recite every line of

ME: hey mr. tambourine man, play a song for me MAN: *tambourine noise* ME: great

Sean Penn looks like Wile E. Coyote after a TNT mishap

me: that’s a pine tree

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“My wife went to Riyadh to see an edgy comedian” “Jimmy Carr?” “No, she went of her own accord”

The people yearn for snake oil

i hate box plots

interesting change in IQ scores, know scores change as a function of age, but thought they were generally steady across individuals? I don’t know the tool used well enough to make any guesses & there’s no breakdown past the group result level.

Havent seen something this craven since i stopped watching countryfile!!

I love outer spaces & the worm, both disused shops turned into arts spaces in town. last time I was at the worm they had a whole table of tiny wooden boats someone had carved and painted, cutest thing I ever saw.

Poet Enxhi launches her new pamphlet River Bodies tonight at OuterSpaces, with readings, an exhibition and moving image work by Phoebe McBride. The exhibition continues on Sundays until 12 Oct, or by appointment. Connect 👇 www.instagram.com/enxhiladas_/

you have to ask, what does he think UC is? What does he think is happening right now? ESA claimants are being moved to UC as we speak & our f**d b*nk is inundated with ‘my disabled 32 year old doesn’t have a passport’ type queries www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

can anyone memory like they did before 2020? istg it’s like elves came during the night and stole half my brain

American Academy of Neurology: “Sharp rise in memory and thinking problems among U.S. adults, study finds” “..have emerged as a leading health issue reported by U.S. adults..” “rate of cognitive disability in the U.S. rose from 5.3% in 2013 to 7.4% in 2023” medicalxpress.com/news/2025-09...

even more reason to hate cars

Put 40 Cloves of Garlic in Your Pasta

just checking the parvocellular pathway remains intact 👍

What happens if your phone is too full to be able to install Sir Keir Starmer KC's BRITISH CARD? Does he make you delete pictures of loved ones until it has capacity? All my NFT apes, gone? No more SkyCard?

keir starmer can poke that right up his fanny

thought I was well dressed for once but somedy just shouted HASHEESH at me fae a car at the beach

Nigel PLANEr

Yeah, yeah. OK.

I would simply have 1 curiosity about why the guy who clearly wants to feed all our data to the AI gods keeps coming up with increasingly silly excuses for packaging up all our data in one ready-to-eat serving. www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...

The fox needs access to the hen coop ASAP, to prevent disaster

why would they need your id to report a pothole?!! do you need to be over 18 to see a gaping pothole

Please reskeet (eww) if you can. Can't record because of broken shoulder, but it would be brilliant to pick up a few extra listens, or maybe even a follow or two. www.mixcloud.com/actuallybadge/

my job - when I had one - required me to have a working knowledge of speech development/linguistics, be fluent in 7 languages (inc sign, symbol) and translate across all of them whenever someone hears i worked with disabled kids - “oh, you wipe bums” no one can accept any complexity in this area

another thing that’s gotten 100x worse - longest we ever waited was three days and a local org gave us a [FUCKING HEAVY] loaner in that time www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Honestly #me

what the fuck (I’ve just remembered when I was breastfeeding I was told to put the milk on cuts because it could heal stuff? but don‘t know if that was an old wive’s tale)

me every thursday - takes autistic man who currently does not speak to his normal job me this tuhursday - reading eleventy billion posts about how he cannot possibly work

just found a bullet casing with the entire bee movie script on it

anyone who describes autistic people as ‘quirky’ should be forcibly faceplanted into the shitpat of a rhino

brings me swelling anticipation to announce that the final cut of my latest show Backchannel is coming to Birmingham Comedy Festival on the 4th October at Cherry Reds. Backchannel is an ambitious multimedia show about communication that I find difficult to justify/explain tix: seanmorl.com/bham

i would again like to remind everyone that NEGATING A FRAME REINFORCES IT "he's not really targeting criminals" makes it an argument about criminality "this is a fascist attack" states what is actually happening START WITH WHAT IT IS not what it isn't

everyone nd or not should get this everyone should be able to just do their thingy

The thing about being neurodivergent is that I Like It. What I don’t like is that the world imposes numerous taxes on me for being like this. I don’t view it as a Me problem.

Neurodivergent folks should all be paid a stipend to do things we like to do, and the world would end up benefiting from it.

the little trees are mine and my responsibility, big tree belongs to the council. idk how that works, must go by bigness / age / importance

council tree man has been here and informed me our* big big tree is a hemlock (tsuga) tree been wondering for 15 years *technically belongs to the council even though it’s in our garden, hence council tree man was here

I remain obsessed by how much this publicity photo from Spaced looks like every British Xennial's First Houseshare Photo. The poses! The sofa! THE LITTLE BAMBOO TABLE FOR THE LANDLINE WITH SPACE BENEATH FOR THE YELLOW PAGES.

feeling receptive, feeling huggy, feeling like going on a date at the gerg pub

What a time to be alive.