oooh just found a spider in me strawberries i always wanted to be a bug in my fruit guy

Oh hi #PitchYaGame I didn't know this was today so here is an extremely well prepared video about Bear Defence Situation It's like someone tried to turn Balatro into a tower defence but the main character is a bear (you can pet the bear) store.steampowered.com/app/3778320/ #indiegamedev #godot

know it sounds fun, but please do not catapult your baby. it can have serious side effects

aaaaaargh weather

yes, pavement… ?

this stuff is worse than sand. i can feel it getting into my undergarments

why is it always a not 😫😫😫😫😫

this tree frightens me and i can’t tell if im being normal or not

-open the device you own (allows you to see anything you want) -go to youtube -select ‘4000 hour non-stop frog fart compilation’ -enjoy

friend‘s husband turned up and i threw away my banana lol

(learning 1 thank you is more powerful than 1000 sorrys): thank you for having a son i backed over in my suv

someone’s uploaded punished for this by strobe man to dork(?), it can no longer be used as a benchmark for the true autistic dr who fan

Been in the loft and can mark myself safe from having either the 7 or 12 inch of Doctor In Distress.

should i go and look at the forgs

I’d be really interested to know if anyone else’s ‘youth club’ kept them locked in the building after they were compelled to be there by a court* *children’s hearing, kiddie court

This is correct: you didn’t even get this stuff on the most hardcore racist US war blogs in the 2000s, which I used to keep an eye on for the same reason why I alert you unfortunate people to what’s in today’s papers. I don’t remember encountering it *at all* until the 2010s.

just searched a shire bus timetable and got an ai result, why would i need this? just send me the fuckin timetable

sky at 4am

I’m sorry this has to be a bit, there’s no way that gnome ass profile picture is a real guy

10 best 90s bands The KLF Leftfield Massive Attack The Orb Portishead The Beastie Boys Underworld Orbital Coldcut New Order

oh look, it’s well known uk football team ‘england’ in tesco

😍😍😍😍😍

gorgeous yellow tit made me gasp and frighten my pigeons away (they’ll be back)

10 would kill me, off top of my head dEUS Pavement Wilco Jonathan Fire*Eater Sugar Number One Cup Imperial Teen Fun-Da-Mental Senser Rocket From The Crypt One Dove Utah Saints Sabres of Paradise Tricky Bjork DJ Shadow

am i being thick or is this table formatted in a manner that makes no sense at all

For gay, bi and trans men 50+ in Scotland www.nocturncreative.co.uk/good-enough

will never be over this

Old guy on the bus is absolutely jamming out to his earbuds rn. Nodding his head to the beat like a man possessed. His earbuds are not plugged in. The whole bus can hear his music (I believe it's Mariah).

thunder is happening and it’s not raining did steve nicks lie to me

Just found out about this. Where does everyone get their gig info from nowadays times? I'm always missing stuff. www.loudersound.com/bands-artist...

Maya Angelou supported cure autism now (the early antivaxx and therapy heavy iteration of what later became autism speaks) Terry Waite supported Seikatsu Ryouhou

reading a pure gonzo daft paper that proposes every mental disorder exists along a single line marked ‘p’ and I’m trying to hate it but one of their infographics has inadvertently created a wee depression and anxiety flag psychiatryonline.org/doi/pdf/10.1...

Lads next time the woke progressive left successfully captures all the elite institutions we have got to be better at it cos this time it clearly didn't work at all.

last (?) year I met an old guy who’d been in o*kbank years before me, he said he’d like to write a book about his experiences and I went ‘why don’t you’ and he went I can’t read or write 🫠

This is a crystal-clear analysis explaining why the UKSC decision yesterday that overturned Cheshire West is appalling (add it to the list). Thanks to @droliverlewis.bsky.social for this public service

the dols stuff is frightening and I’m too horrified to be sensible about it rn (had no idea cheshire west was being relitigated till the judgement came out yesterday)

What a mess: a disastrous, nonsensical outcome. Anti-progress couched in progressive language. ‘The judgment introduces a regressive legal standard that will fundamentally alter the lives of potentially hundreds of thousands of vulnerable people:

one of the many interesting/horrifying details in Edith Schaffer’s book is this- both kanner and asperger based autism work on the earlier nazi psychiatry concept of “gemut”, which I don’t really understand (it’s untranslatable), but adds up to autism being at least partly defined against naziism

how long would it take to google When wwii was (1939-1945) when autism started being diagnosed (july 1943) when asperger‘s work was discovered after famously being buried *because* he was working out of nazi germany (1980s)

do you ever think about being a different height? can’t explain why but the idea horrifies me

just seen someone describe their height as 5’ 5’ and am going through all the most likely possibilities 10 feet tall consisting of 2 people each five feet tall some sort of terrifying quadruped five feet tall and very insistent about it

This is real btw

best to consult the chart

Happy Pride Month 🌈

had a filthy dream on the bus???

finally discovered the source of my ennui

my kingdom for

like to imagine i’m nae a teuchter but just saw a guy with a hat piercing (???) and was quite overwhelmed

i’ve let my hair get floofy and forgotten what anodyne means