Chest coming in!

Lieutenant, don't jerk me off!

First guy to ever eat an oyster be like "bro look this rock has food in it"

This is tangential but it recently dawned on my that Saw is a very Christian franchise.

The quintessential non-Buddhist Buddhist film is the Chinese movie AN ELEPHANT SITTING STILL, about three people in the shittiest part of China journeying to a distant circus to see an elephant who is impervious to all pain. They hope its wisdom can show them how to rise above their own suffering...

SAW, however, is about purification through pain, the pain being the essential factor in the transformation.

How does a French chef take drugs? By Boeufing it.

Today's Thanksgiving was Hangzhou-style soy braised duck, pad kra pao, roasted vegetables, crab tofu, unagi, and baijiu. Dessert was fresh persimmons and more baijiu. I need to find baijiu in LA dawg.

I wonder if ET tastes like chicken.

I feel like horror fans are usually the ones most willing to admit that their favorite movies are bad.

Elphaba why did you put on the cardigan before boning do you know how hard those things are to clean

I am drinking high ABV beer and eating peanuts. An ideal state of existence, frankly. They should make peanut beer, if they haven't already.

Drunk lol

One of these days, there should be a Final Destination kill involving a cat.

Has anyone had the username Shakira O'Neal. Is that taken.

Labubus, man. Combining Gacha Games with Funko Pops was just a genuine masterstroke of amoral capitalism. I admire it in the same way that the androids in Alien admired the Xenomorph.

Making my way downtown, walking fast, faces pass, and I'm homebound

Yeah :D

NEW ZOHRAN MERCH

Updated my android and now there's too much fucking shit on my phone what the fuck

I was unfortunately not a fan of GDT's Frankenstein. Lovely movie to look at but I couldn't connect at all.

The relative failure of the Russian feminist movement in the late 1800s-early 1900s didn't push women out of political life, it pushed them towards political violence

Fun fact: the Chinese word for "twink" is 小鲜肉，which literally translates to "small fragrant meat."

I'm pretty sure someone at this rave is dressed as sexy Curtis Sliwa

Hahaha I'm gonna have such a headache tomorrow lol

Halloween's corpse isn't even cold and already Old Navy is breaking out the Christmas commercials

Vibe RN

As far as "semi-old movie with surprising life in Halloween costumes" goes, Cruella is an absolute standout. Counted four Cruellas just in a short stretch of road. The people love Cruella! Or at least her aesthetic

At the city Halloween celebrations. So far, the winner of the "new movie Halloween costume" sweepstakes is unquestionably Weapons. Seen multiple Aunt Gladyses and at least one Marcus.

Hollywood is to Netflix as the Han Chinese were to Kublai Khan

My favorite youtuber is an Avatar: Way of Water hater. I may never recover.

Halloween rave in a real gas mask, let's see how long it'll take before I pass out.

I'm allegedly in the gay part of LA partying and yet I haven't seen one Aunt Gladys costume. Feels sus tbh

Nothing hits quite like a crowler of beer you didn't realize was 9% abv until you were well after halfway through.

Oh also my horror short story THE WASP just got published by @hellboundbooks.bsky.social. it's about wasps! It gets pretty gross. You can check it out here: www.amazon.com/dp/196629614...

That... is not the four words I expected to come at the end of that headline.

Post march.

No wayyyy someone dressed as the dancing Jesus guy

Can confirm also the furries are out.

Dude in a guy fawkes mask waving a Palestine flag behind a guy in an inflatable cookie monster costume raising his fist.

You know the protests in LA are gonna be huge bc the subways are actually packed.

They call him Market Days Myers

Diane Keaton, fuck.

Yesterday I worked out for the first time in like six months and today my body feels like it's been passed through one of the really creative Buddhist hell realms.

Out n about

As a society we have wasted a utopias amount of effort trying to be the smartest boy in the room with the cleverest takes by trying cut the baby in the most morally neutral "both sides" framing possible.

VHS Halloween: Pretty solid! Gross out thrill-ride that's consistently fun throughout with the exception of one horrifying stomache-churner towards the end (you'll know the one)

I saw Tilly Norwood bragging about how good her cocaine was at a party and later it turned out her dealer had just sold her baby powder.

Back in America, now to see how expensive groceries are.