Why did I clean the floor before I made banana bread and brownies tonight?

I have a thing to do at 2:15 today that is not part of my regular schedule which means that I am not able to do anything until 2:15 today

small man attempts to do one squat rep per braincell: twitch.tv/earend #gamedev #indiedev #godot

“This game was targeted for harassment because it involved this person, or that person” No. Any game release that achieves any broad level of attention now will attract reactionary commentators and their harassment, because generating hatred is how they make their money. It’ll never be enough.

The relief you get when you put in your earbuds and they start crackling immediately but it turns out they're not broken, you just forgot to close your game and there was a campfire going

As a direct result of this advice I will be setting up a dj booth for the bear in my game asap

hi Mark can we build literally anything else please

I love my local coffee shop ❤️

Mood. 😂

small man quits minecraft to become professional gamedev streamer: twitch.tv/earend #gamedev #indiedev #godotengine

I'm having a similar, smaller problem in my game, which is a tower defence but the towers have limited ammo. When they run out basically everyone is like "why they no shoot" 💀

small man quits gamedev to become professional minecraft streamer: twitch.tv/earend

I've been trying to get a decent picture of Coca doing this faceplant thing when she sleeps for so long, but she can always tell when I'm sneaking up on her. Today she did it right next to me!

small man relaxes by listening to soothing music and doing a quick workout: twitch.tv/earend #gamedev #indiedev #godotengine

I ran into one of the people complaining about the Slay the Spire situation and all of their other posts are about women trapped in quicksand and it's definitely a fetish.

yeah i fucking sampled that guys speed square throwing video, of course i did. what do you think im a cop

I've mostly stopped drinking, mostly to save a little money, but after seeing my grocery bill today I'm thinking about giving up eating to become an alcoholic instead

When you just wanna animate your life away, and not make progress on actual development.... #pixelart #animation #metroidvania #indiegame

30 seconds into the first mowing of the year and I've already forgotten how to start the mower and walked face first into a metal flower pot hanger (after reminding myself several times not to walk into it)

AI weirdos will spend a day asking a chatbot to do something and then tell the world they're an author. Hobby devs will work on a game for 2 years and when someone asks if they're a gamedev they swear that they're not.

The rare desert ent.

I'm finally doing the game developer thing for realsies. If puzzle games with a bit of a narrative element are your jam, consider throwing a wishlist my way. Anyone following me probably knows how big a deal those wishlist numbers are! store.steampowered.com/app/4708400/...

I hope everyone is blessed with a sleepy groundhog that sunbathes on their porch this is Charlie

This is correct and as a result I will be cancelling all my plans to create dischorse.website, the social media platform with a horse button and nothing else.

Karting prototoype that I worked on during stream for my assessment today!

small man with wilted braincell bravely works on project instead of playing minecraft: twitch.tv/earend #gamedev #indiegame #godotengine

Just in case you missed it- eyyy! new game!

Don't layoffs require the remaining employees to do more?

Wandering merchant/caravan for my indie game Echoes of Pestilence #pixelart #indiegame #metroidvania

So happy to announce my self-published Steam game's demo has passed the 10 review threshold to get a public rating! ✨🌻🌼🌷🪻 store.steampowered.com/app/4613280/... #WishlistWednesday #Steam #GameDev

small man who doesn't even lift plays video game instead of making one: twitch.tv/earend

They should try telling the data centers to stop generating heat

I can't believe they killed this before it got to tell us where to find the ketamines in Minecraft

small man with one braincell attempts two things at once (it doesn't work): twitch.tv/earend #gamedev #indiegame #godotengine

aj @ajgala.bsky.social: "i cant draw mechs" also aj @ajgala.bsky.social: (follow aj @ajgala.bsky.social and commission her)

I tried to do shader things today and I think I did it wrong because now my cards are on fire It's a new ability for boss waves, the boss fire golem can set your cards on fire, making them cost 1 life to play #gamedev #indiegame #godotengine store.steampowered.com/app/3778320

i can't believe i did this for ten dollars. why did i do this.

trying some more heavy stylizations and different particle shape and npr styles today. textureless feathered discard on aligned quads to spherize with a bit of fake shading, + color influence based on a mix of screenspace+wpos,velocity,particle age to get a bubbly look #shader #godotEngine #gamedev

small man tries to count to two while making tower defence (impossible): twitch.tv/earend #gamedev #indiegame #godotengine

Hey bud, I approached you with curiosity and not judgement, just like my therapist suggested, when I asked why you haven‘t wishlisted Divinuet yet. And yet you claim it was “weird” and “inappropriate” to sneak into your room while you were sleeping to ask you that?? Seems like a you problem tbh

I am getting mixed messages

If anyone scrolling by who is bad at typing sometimes wants to compare to the original without accidentally typing "this is fine dong" into their search engine like I just did, here you go!

Copilot rn:

Not that anyone needs yet another reason to steer clear of Microsoft, but VSCode now adds Copilot as a co-author of all your commits, regardless if you used Copilot. This was added silently as a default. This is some next level insanity.

I can't believe we're doing Mass Effect opinions today and the opinions are that it's fascist and that I haven't seen anyone talk about the ending you can do where you get to be a reaper and use reaper powers to keep being a cop for the entire galaxy forever because you turned yourself into a reaper

Oh great, the chatbots have learned nepotism

The Stop and Smell the Flowers Demo is now live on Steam! It is a relaxing game about collecting flowers via random mutation, and the demo gives the full game experience with a limited set of flowers available. #gamedev #steam store.steampowered.com/app/2578290/...

I swear so many people around here are drinking water with basically zero nutrition in it. This is why I drink raw water from the swamp.