Found my shop www.bigdudeclothing.co.uk

No I CAN'T rate the three suet puddings you sent me! I'm not THAT greedy.

Trying to book somewhere for the end of May Slovenia - £1000 Lisbon - £500 Bern - no flights I haven't flown for a couple of years, I guess this is Trump's War

Streeting plotting in the Kaled Dome

There must have been something very wrong with the universe in 2015 for this sure-fire hit by an international treasure to vanish without trace. youtu.be/6gZ-11-kOSQ?...

Send help. I'm trapped on a Sound of Music Coach. In heavy traffic on the Westautobahn. With Sweet Caroline. 😐

There's always SOMETHING about seeing 60s pop stars suddenly in colour that I can't quite put my finger on. www.youtube.com/watch?v=GP0X...

There's always SOMETHING about seeing 60s pop stars suddenly in colour that I can't quite put my finger on. www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxJK...

I can't stop staring at this picture of Mike Read. Melvyn as dapper as ever. Mike looks like he's about to hang round the shopping centre drinking cider and smoking whilst wearing a Bo Selecta mask of his own face.

Another example of how shite AI is... 🙄 😒

50 years since starting skool #goldenyears www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjfK...

I wonder if I could fashion a geometric Mara tattoo? Snakes per se aren’t really me…

The hospital cafe owner’s lad is gorgeous. He has a gentle swagger and a sexy gap in his teeth.

Feel awful. And had to drag myself out of bed for the mental heath nurse today. That’s not as fun as I realise it may have sounded…

How can I make it be known without seeming like a troublemaking busybody that I think it’s a real security risk that at the GP, I have to check in on a screen showing my details, shout my details to a receptionist, and then my name appears on multiple screens to everyone waiting when I’m called?

Fucking Met Gala

What if…demons are real

Not scallies. Not unless they want their heads kicked in. Sorry, these would not be scallies in SE London.

I just want a telly with a headphone socket

She’s screaming again next door. I just don’t think they have any idea of how to conduct themselves. It could be so much worse, too.

Agggggghhhh2 Brother said we need to increase defence as we wouldn’t be able to retake the Falklands NOW. And then “much as the phrase Germany triples defence spending sends a chill down the spine of someone my age we should be doing the same” Wanted the ground to swallow me.

Watching the 40 Years Of BBC TV programme and wondering if I saw it first time round 😳

Aggghhhh!!!! Just remembering my brother having also fallen for “the rich will leave if we tax them”. He’s certainly gone up the social scale since our relatively poor beginnings but he’s still definitely a temporarily embarrassed millionaire, not one of the rich types he’s defending. Groans.

NO

Mum’s curry

They're like the Anti Eric and Ernie in the anti matter universe.

Queen Bea Smith in Corrie with a perennially miserable Emily and Ernie.

I'm in this pic but when I zoomed in I saw Mr Greedy in a cap lol

@merseyskeptics.org.uk Maybe one for the Three Who Rule to look into? @mikehall314.bsky.social will get that reference. www.rejuvacare.com/products/rej...

I'm really not sure about this www.railadvent.co.uk/2026/05/trac...

Choose the form of the destructor

Yes, I am the next doctor.

Pondering a gratutious leg shot...

The PC has returned to life. I'm wondering if the graphic chipset driver updated and blanked the monitor now. Also wondering about ordering a new PC before it dies again.

Evergreen

50 years since starting skool #goldenyears www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpRF...

Happy May 4th btw it’s also important x

Oh, just blatant sector lobbying from the gambling industry with no context or challenge on BBC News radio headlines. Goodness knows how they pretend that's public interest broadcasting?

Another one for the Blueskyverse. Would getting those plastic nails glued on stop me biting my nails. I presume they’re not all like red painted talons.

Same process at work as in the UK…guess what…when you don’t own your oil industry you can’t just use it as you want to.

I had a Greek shrink once who sympathised with me, because my ASD brain also didn’t understand why people said things they didn’t mean. He’d had to learn the British peculiarity as much as I’d had to.

Star Wars?

Not a good start. Neighbours screaming at 5.30. PC seems to have died. So called universal USB are doing that “I will only charge ONE thing plugged in only one round,” I need to do a ton of housework and I am too hot and have lots of pain niggles.

Is it me or it is moist today?

The rictus grin was also needed when hearing the story of how brother and SiL were watching football the ball on telly in a pub in Minorca. There was a girl crying on TV cos England missed a penalty. A French bloke laughed. Brother’s friend went and shouted at him.

So, am I heading home to peace or a racket? Since everyone’s got an extra Saturday and it’s been sunny so English people have to lose their sanity?

I won’t talk about transphobia or Israel committing genocide with my brother now. But now he’s moved on to “we can’t afford anything now because we are paying half the country to stay at home on benefits now and giving them all BMWs.” Think he’s still reading The Times and doesn’t know it’s changed.

Stop trying to force facing seats on buses on us, no one wants them!