Trump To Travel With Own Escalator Following U.N. Embarrassment

Lord Glasman "sought out, and was sought after, by some of the most important Trumpworld movers and shakers" JD Vance, Steve Bannon... Curtis Yarvin and "as @bylinetimes.bsky.social can reveal – the tech baron and Palantir data firm founder, Peter Thiel" bylinetimes.com/2025/09/25/b...

Great British ID Card?

We made a comic about street smarts (this is one of my favorites we've made).

After some awkward questions about a house purchase, I tried to divert attention by saying immigrants were eating swans and Reform voters actually believed it”🤪🤪

Huzzah! I now have heat reflective film on the windows…just as the summer is over. Still…

Pick two to spitroast you #scally #chav

Classic Doctor Who Railways High rise flats

No mention of Nigel and no picture of the nephew so women can be on their guard if they see him. So weird. Imagine if it was a relative of Starmer's or an asylum seeker.

Something positive for a change www.worldofmoose.com/products/civ...

Just because my nephew Joseph Farage admitted he was guilty of the sexual offence of upskirting, doesn’t mean all Farages are sexual offenders. That went under the radar www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/2488393...

Diary for 5 March-11 March 1984...this week's filler was the ZX Spectrum and Day of the Triffids!

Fox pictures & sightings seem to have displaced centrist melts on my discover tab & I am *here for it*

‘Joanne has roasted Royal Park Swan in a Boston Duck infused sauce served on a bed of fresh paracetamol…’

Had a do a diary in second year English. Fundamentally my life was as dull as ditchwater, so my poor teacher had to endure things like a 25 page description of Resurrection of the Daleks as well as anything else Doctor Who related I could squeeze in. NB Note how I got Styles and Stein mixed up.

50 years since starting skool #goldenyears www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIYg...

Things From The Haunted Generation… #HauntedGeneration www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqAY...

All The UK Number Ones 1952 - ? Wham! - Last Christmas 22 December 2022 - 1 week #alltheuknumberones1952 www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8gm...

Handmade by the artist. Comes in gift box with numbered and signed card of authenticity. Available for preorder for short time only👇👇👇👇 coldwarsteve.bigcartel.com/product/patr...

Report: flag removed. I wonder what their next petty stunt will be?

Nation’s 56,000 Acres Of Spinach Crops Cooked Down To Single Half-Cup Serving

What wanton behaviour?

I swear the ticking of the clock here has got louder.

How it looks when one of these blokes goes to the loo and poses.

K9! K9!

3 months to Xmas Eve. Best get my sausage rolls in the oven.

What is it with Doctor Who guards and black leather?

And on i go. Not this one, the regenerated one.

Sushi and steak on the same menu?

Reported a flag. Someone else had too.

Argos is even better now you can order for delivery online. That's even fewer people I have to see and talk to.

I'm going back in the loft

That loft! How many Weeping Angels does a man need?!

Right. I HAVE to go in the loft.

One for Pat, one for Jean, one for Julie

The back half is about another 8 issues

34 issues THUS FAR

I’m launching Fatso In A Tracksuit Wednesday

Gotta get home, the schools will be chucking out soon

Is it too early for a Walnut Whip?

Nude planking. There's a thing.

All these people with their ‘we never used to hear about autistic people’ - nobody talked about fucking Pluto before 1930 either.

IT'S HERE. I am legit overjoyed to be unleashing this shit on the world: Origin Story Season 7 has arrived. For the first time, we're doing an entire season as one story. This is the history of socialism, from the French Revolution to the fall of the Berlin Wall linktr.ee/originstoryp...

Sky News stretching the old adage "Never wrong for long" to its extreme - this unfortunate typo has currently been left uncorrected for at least 8 hours!

50 years since starting skool #goldenyears www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYr0...

Things From The Haunted Generation… #HauntedGeneration

All The UK Number Ones 1952 - ? Mariah Carey - All I Want For Christmas Is You 15 December 2022 - 1 week #alltheuknumberones1952 www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXQV...

How about a nice picture of the Plasmatons for the lads?

Short Trips: Tales from the Vortex is included in this, if you've been meaning to pick up six stories from across all of time and space.

Go for a walk they said. Not always as easy as that.