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russian trade says he considers me ginger

you can always tell the 'gay guys that make me question my straightness' conversations are genuine because straight men actually have a bizarre taste in other men

my mother @ divorces when i was 7:

i'm starting to think the GIRLS ON THE BEACH are MY GIRLS ON THE BEACH

angry

ngl when ripped gym guys tell me i just need to eat 3k cals a day i very strongly want to hack them to pieces with a stainless steel wok

work blueberries taste like fart today :(

ik u all hate it but this was literally me after i watched Love Simon

why are there men in Leicester square trying to sell me a night at the strip club it is WEDNESDAY

save me tall boy

motorists when they see a pedestrian crossing

the algorithm wants me to be stupid sooo so bad

[halo] i like miranda and arby being pals

[halo] june

friend passed viva with no corrections oh i'm never going to hear the end of this

FUCK

i cannot be hatfished. nothing can get past my balddar

il ya une personne dans ma livre de pratique française qui s’appelle ‘pierre lefévre’ …. Peter Fever??

i'm looking for French listening media and the Parlez Away podcast is literally just saying how to greet people while the Duolingo podcast I'm completely unable to follow. There is no inbetween :(

Rockstar fired a bunch of their staff for trying to unionise and the remaining staff just unionised anyway. Game developers won’t be pushed around 🍻

🚨 plupdate 🚨 the seedlings survived the headwave (i hid them behind a wall after realising no amount of light is good for a dead plant) we DO have new sprouts. mini-sunflowers in the big pot and coleus in the medium i think. after 5 years of growing flowers i actually got a sprinkler can

600 calories in a SMALL tub of ramoma’s hummus what the actual fuck

i’ve been working out for like 6 years now and i barely have any definition lmao

if sesame street was made today he’d be called the Calorie Count

may 1st: vauxhall tesco brings Grocery Giant idol into the store may 2nd: vauxhall tesco’s freezer breaks down may 28th: vauxhall tesco’s freezer still broken are we supposed to believe this is all coincidence?

je veux yannoir je yanny tu yanny il/elle yannyt nous yannons vous yannez ils/elles yannent

oh my glob what the lump

the thing that rly pisses me off about this is that the voters who are swinging right are doing so because of immigration, and I’m absolutely certain Blair is pro-immigration. he actually thinks Bazza 47 is ditching Labour because he yearns for deregulation and higher emissions.

jesus come on just a decade more or so maybe

unemployed people have it figured out (the ones who magically generate money from mysterious sources)

i hope the supermarket ppl enjoy having my data. like i hope they really get their money’s worth knowing how much hummus i eat

i wonder if i will die of climate change

love watching guys talk about getting body hair in their 30s or whatever like i wasn’t covered in it the second i turned 17 🙄 fuck all of u actually

Why is god punishing Morcenx

The Forbidden Lamp CarmesJocelin

santander cycles app crashing every time i try to hire a bike for the 5th time this year. i want my own bike

it's because our islands are windy as all fuck. another common britain and ireland W best archipelago in the world not even close 💯

if we work together we can

district line closed, overground cancelled/late, and every single forest bike has a ‘technical fault’???

by the way i was just at kew gardens and yea it was 34.8 degrees

Pick a Bond villain from the pictures you already have on your phone

tom tries the spice melange

rush era troye was crazy like we were all feral

u ppl don’t listen to enough grouplove

show me tha banana. nanabanana

Every summer I repost this article on how to spot drowning. Please read it and pass on. In the last few years I’ve had SIX messages from people who saved a kid’s life after clicking on the link from my feed. slate.com/technology/2...

i bet being a little duck in a pond on a hot day must rule

suncream in my eyes euuiaaaghhhh