does it ever get better though haha like really though?

So you’ll never guess what

soho is NOT the theatre district right?

i suppose it’s called moorgate because of all the moorhens

sometimes 🤔 the most 📈 bruised 🥊👊 bananas 🍌 taste 👄 the sweetest 🙂‍↕️😘

i loooove tube ghost stories

bosnian themed pokemon with croat (fire), serb (water), and bosniak (grass) starters

People say "be gay do crimes" but when its Peter Mandelson you're all suddenly opposed are you

omg mandelson is facing consequences maybe yippeeeee

Wake Up Dead Man was weird because it’s not that often u see the result of a board room deciding 99% of their audience are libs so they may as well make every character a lampooning of the american right wing.

three visits from pest control and i still have bedbugs wtf are they doing

i got a letter in the post and hoped it was from my friend i wrote to at christmas but it was just a reminder that my driver’s licence was a hilarious waste of money that will expire soon

if we all have a fair amount of gay sex we can undo the Damage

when i eat those pic n mix ears i like to pretend i’m nibbling josh o’connor’s ears 🙂‍↕️

i used to just be able to ignore a cold. maybe it’s aging, or maybe it’s whatever the fuck the pandemic did to me, but since 2020 a cold now means 3 phases of reinfection and a lethal headache for like 2 weeks at least

this is absolutely fantastic

extremely pleased to hear that this is even being discussed but you just KNOW he’ll be back in 3 years. maybe in some other fuckoff party, maybe when New Labour claws its way back. these desperate types always do

steam horse fest

the horror

gosh i need a place to store my nucleotides the humble biopolymer double helix:

don’t get why you all got so excited for drafts, a feature which i very obviously have never used

bored of this now

i have decided to improve this image

google ai? no, oogle gay guy

girls when apps keep sneaking autotranslation in as a default feature

and this is real life by the poolside did i mention that i'm rly fucking scared to die

founding the Great Yarmouth Last party everybody vote for it if u want to turn Great Yarmouth into a nuclear test ground

the video game industry is a mess

it’s possible some of his victims are watching these events and know it was him who abused them, and i sincerely hope this brings them some kind of relief

i’d watch the fuck out of Recess but in the USSR

omg

guys what happened i’m having my coffee poop

i suspect that the world will still be here tomorrow

2027: Tommy Robinson splits from Restore to found the Replenish party 2028: the spirit of Falangist Spain splits from Replenish to found the Refried party 2029: AM from I Have No Mouth & I Must Scream splits from the Refried party to found the Receipt party

i feel like a dead plant this winter has been AWFUL

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article... while the guy is illustrative of the lengths the rich will go to not pay their fair share when they could easily afford it, it's also indicative of how catastrophic our train prices are that he saved £5,900 in fares in 11 MONTHS. he travels from BROMLEY.

times getting so dark rn i'm gonna start wearing this instead of this

mum, dad, i’m a heckin faggerino

looking at the high street in my uni city on google streetview again

open.spotify.com/track/3ikcPR... if she cared about me she'd perform this live some day

fire

hmm

furry florence welch: only yiff for a night

it’s pretty surreal watching moderate or apolitical YouTubers become increasingly alarmed and outspoken against Trump

my entire weekend has just been suffering a cold. it started friday night and will likely clear up monday morning fml

i’m a smart cookie (they are trying to eat me)

this morning i have learned that when i get the train to see my friend in Newhaven i’m going past the place where Virginia Woolf drowned herself

sometimes i think. about stardew valley