gonna sleep on my left shoulder tonight haha i don’t care if it dislocates again like why the fuck not

getting so ignored lately and wondering why

english ppl always say Paris is smelly but London actually stinks of shite this spring wtf

i feel starving if i don’t eat and fat if i do

and every laurel was a gift and every yanny was like a kiss upon the lips

this is stupid

in-season strawberries my love, my starchild, last grace of god’s breath

that’s what i’m talkin abt

fuck me bsky i wouldn’t wipe my ass with whatever copilot wrote for your devs

decided to make a comic out of a conversation i had earlier

IMAGINE THAT IMAGINE THAT IMAGINE THAT

I feel like Diddy Kong under the effects of the disease

every day i wake up with a song stuck in my head for a while which i am assuming without googling is an autism symptom

well yeah it's an important song i think it's about weeping and screaming over him

covid era songs :(

morrisey voice i was looking for some jam and then i found some jam

cute guy at work with big nose

See you at school Simon

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i want beat up chanels

i rly hope that this *checks notes* Neoconservative majority in Hungary is not only able to undo Orbán's damage, but also to address the public frustrations that allowed him to sit in power for 16 years to begin with (reasons idk about but are they by any chance ... small towns losing industry)

he may be hot but is he going to do the dishes

exceptional Guardian pull this morning

Celebratory dance in Hungary

the groupchat is sharing trauma on the british education system

watching Dark. is Germany just a gloomy pine forest with some PFI buildings every few kilometers?

gratulálok

i need an ai wife

it’s getting to me how frequently i’m getting blocked or finding chats where i agreed to meet up deleted on grindr lately like i’m just that disgusting huh

the worl

Lowkey… drumpf covfefe

me five words into the wiki article on genitive case:

shoulder dislocated in my sleep somehow so spending another weekend morning in A&E :(

so sick of duolingo making me open chests and watch animations when i just want to do another lesson

If your curious about the source of this story - they quote a tweet from 2018! And yes like the majority of Brits have huge concern about horses welfare and the Grand National. Our campaign launch was about housing & rent controls. Can't imagine why the Sun won't report that.

when i eat a rly big dinner why am i hungry first thing the next morning wtf

woke austin powers. he/they austin powers

youtube has started putting ads in the bottom left of the vid that persist until you dismiss them

i hope i'm trade to someone out there 😔

curly hair american trade

so assuming the ceasefire holds this was all completely pointless?

eating a loooottt of bean salad

i used to be very pro space exploration but I have to say, I don’t see much argument for it. Unless it can help with advances in physics, I don’t know what we expect to find that will improve anyone’s wellbeing out in our solar system. sorry to those of u with indomitable human spirit

I understand you all have good reason to be afraid but, I really really do not think anyone needs to be talking about nuclear weapons. Trump is being hyperbolic and is referring to his threat to bomb Iranian water plants.

"oh we think there might be more silicon on the lunar dust than models suggested" ok bro i jerked off to your dad this morning

so did they find anything new up there or is it still all mundane bullshit

wait Angel Of My Dreams Jade is the Jade from little mix

pretty fucked up that you’re born into a meat suit and you don’t get any control over what the suit looks like you’re just stuck with it

me using Jeff VanderMeer to tell my wife i gambled our savings away: there came a dusted fragrance in me; a blueness. it sang in all colours and commanded i pour blood, mine and yours, on the felt table. the fuzz of it all. the fluff of it.