checking the france subreddit lately has been a rly amusing way to practise reading french

Sébastien Lecornu checking his phone this morning and seeing this in his messages

i’m at the end of my overdraft after my trip and it turns out i need to drop £30 on a train to rugby tomorrow

lmao they rly do want Reform in number 10

if ur a PT following me to try and get a customer, i will not buy your services but i WILL goon to you ‼️🙂‍↕️💫

lot of u are getting too defensive of your word salad slop machines

(weakly) grok… do we jave any more greek style salad cheese

a little zaza never got anybody divorced

me after all the pastries i ate on my trip :(

the three men you’ll meet at halfway to heaven

always kind of amusing to me that so many of my leftist friends reeeeally wanted to hate Thunberg. you’re all way too fussy

i don’t actually like ordering everything online but since the highstreet basically never has the pretty common stuff i need (in this case a dental guard) i guess i have no choice? another billion to Jeff Bezos

this is entirely a result of the Tories losing their gammons to Reform lmao. they’re now a party of rich neolibs who don’t want to join the lib dems, of course they’re remainers. barely anybody has actually changed their mind on Brexit, the leavers have all just joined reform

wanted to take a swim before it got too cold, was hoping for an autumn heat wave, but it won't happen will it?

LISTEN UP LIBERAL

wondering what all the successful yuppie blue-rosette gays are doing now that the tories are permanently irrelevant like are they jumping to lib-dem or just going full GB-news

quite pleased that Kurzgesagt have come out with a vid explaining the danger of AI content and promising not to use it, tbh. not always sure of what to think of them but this is a big relief

yearning season has hit me like a cyclone

spongebob me boy crystallise your labour into me capital boyo

played this board game yesterday and it’s p cool!

we have at most a decade until Firaxis makes Thatcher a leader of Britain in a civ game

i hate instayearn like for the last time tom he’s not going to be your husband

It’s happened again

what the fuck does this even mean lmao

he has been from france to switzerland to austria to germany, and now he must return to the Trouble Island

this is so shit man i’m broke after this trip and needed that money for my sister’s wedding

got fined €50 for forgetting to activate my interrailing ticket before i boarded the train. in all nations one finds there are jobsworths

www.bbc.com/news/article... fuck this government. literally nobody fucking wants this

americans are soooo hot

last part of my trip getting ruined by toothache :/

we are on a saturday train from salzburg to munich during oktoberfest and it is gnarly

let’s hear it for the lovely little wieners out there

the royals shouldn’t be CHANGING, or even DOING, anything. They’re unelected. They have no mandate whatsoever to make changes to how we’re governed. I figured it was only a matter of time before a more active monarchy returned to British politics but I thought it might come in a generation.

idk how you gayboys find the time to listen to every album a popgirl drops the instant it’s released …

full of sausage and weissbier

ohhhh european bars PLEASE stop playing Blurred Lines it’s about sexual abuse 😔

THE DREAM SURVIVES YET

austrian train coupled with a hungarian train. welcome back, franz josef

a bakery in Bratislava does these poppyseed ‘bajgels’ and it’s a revelation omg

timmy is still in the idiot box

incredibly funny to me this is one of the first things i saw in vienna

we didn’t get to pick where our seats on this 8 hour train ride were and we’ve been put in the ✨family zone✨ where a toddler has been screaming for 2 hours

i was a bit disappointed when we arrived in strasbourg and found the Rhine is too far from the city center to visit in 40 mins, but turns out i’d see it again on the Swiss-Lichtenstein border lmao

currently awed by the majesty of the alps

take a seat since you wanna be bread so bad 🇨🇭🇨🇭🇨🇭

how did HIMYM do this and not get extremely cancelled

oomfs don’t know i work at the company that made the game they’re talking about

Saw Tim down in Bath just before Easter & he now has a moustache.