we did it

retweet with a cursed emoji kitchen

for auld lang syne my vro for auld lang syne. we’ll twin a yap of uncness yet for auld lang syne

when my friend remembered to buy their pint cup but i forgot to buy mine

personally i rly love the 67 meme because it's just some guy's stim of the week being spontaneously adopted by the entire world

forgeddaboudit (the horrible things that happened to you)

gay sex with a man who has curls

female pop stars with lots of gay appeal …. pleas ….stop supporting a very loudly fascist president .. pleese i shared your Wrapped video

thinking abt the time a former friend of mine called me creepy because i found an acquaintance online so i could add them and it later turned out this friend would constantly ask fellow students/other game devs to have a threesome with him

decided to look for some chocolates as christmas gifts in chelsea and now i feel poor

a christmas carol but it’s about a lesbian mum who falls for a store clerk (tiny tim is the lesphobic dad)

for basically all of my 20s I felt no older than 20 years old but ever since my birthday I absolutely feel 30 ...

oh fgs one of the presenters is the guy who wrote Dominion 🤢

kind of sucks seeing the online world descend on Troye Sivan because he looked a bit older in a recent interview like it’s zero mystery why we have so many body issues

thinkin abt how the computer science professor at my uni overheard me giving some code guidance to a kid who was visiting, and he said to me after 'you're tom slade aren't yoU? you have a very ... interesting brain' bro was calling me autistic af

ok, epic …

i think a lot abt how i should have just broken lockdown restrictions

i bring this up because: The Rest is History. Melts, or no?

anything political i read or watch these days, with a paranoid sweat on my brow i check the wikipedia on it to check if it’s run by Melts, and if so, how Melt

i found a video of a guy who uses the word ‘galumph’ to describe how a seal moves on land 🥺

they should invent an earth that is not tilted 20 degrees on its axis

we haven’t even gotten through the 1st year of Trump

if we all work together we can reach the remote and turn off the tv

rt to scare a producer

autism? nah some of you got that phwoar-tism

there’s only 100 wanks until christmas 😍

this christmas i am migrating my shit off squarespace i am so done

my fav thing is when influencers just make up a problem with something so they can tell you how to do it right. STOP wearing your socks upright ur meant to FOLD them and tuck a little PAPERCLIP inside for better posture

that boiled silksong dlc old man hole...

i had dinner with my parents last week and they were talking about how hard it was when my siblings were struggling as teenagers, “… not like you, we think we did ok with you, right?” and i had to bite my tongue and haven’t stopped thinking abt it since

the reverence the middle-english have to their local cow fields is a sin that needs to be dissected. no your estate’s greenery is not ‘ancient woodland’, the vast majority of woods in Britain are new

every time one of you dr who posts and i have to read it peter capaldi loses a hair

when will my body return from keeping the score

do u think declan mckenna and alex lawther shagged or would that be too weird

everybody loves rachel chinuoriri

if we all work together we can get zero work done in time for christmas

if there was justice in the world this would happen to london but there isn’t.

more haunted houses would be rly great to the economy in a boost to rachel reeves

i collect inexplicable grindr encounters

The thing is, these out-of-touch, scrounging rich kids are living here for free! On my home turf !

i’m freaky fr

but yeah ombudsman has been one of the best words i’ve learned in my 20s

i cancelled a swim booking hours in advance and the app told me, with no warning until i’d actually done it, that not only do i get zero refund but i actually get a cancellation fee too. so gotta spend my sunday morning threatening to write to an ombudsman or whatever 🫩

would like to learn more about the economy but pretty sure everyone else is wrong about it and i’m more right about it than anyone already and figured it all out in my head

hivers dans ce pays ne sont pas froid ces jours ….

righteous anger should play a bigger role in our society