This Weeks Onion Magazine: ‘I Don’t Know How And It’s Not My Event’: Simone Biles On Her Decision Not To Snowboard At The Winter Olympics

palestinian journalist posting on twitter that his bluesky account was immediately taken down purely because he was in gaza. all palestinian accounts are assumed to be spam.

Hello sluts

Android pushed this update to me when I turned thirty five

I'm excited to announce my addition to the Titans coaching staff for the 2026 season

Remember when, before Biden dropped out, his internal polling showed trump winning 400 electoral points? And then it took him ages to actually drop out? The exact same dem consultants are looking at polls of Gavin Newsom's certain loss years from now, and making the same decision they did then.

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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller February 13,1961

The semiotic equivalent of seeing a flash of light on the horizon and a cloud billowing up

Freddie Mercury:

Affordable Care Act: Tiberian Sun

Bluesky is a twitter edgelord circa 2022 compared to Threads, which is like if the Hamilton fanfic authors on Tumblr were given cocaine

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if someone is saying shit like "it's lowkey biphobic that you support AOC even though she won't legalize cannibalism" or "you realize that expecting your room to have windows a luxury belief right" what you're seeing are the charged particles being shot off from polycule fission

you may recall this basic problem from such hits as “spam email”

Lancelot, le Chevalier de la charrette

Happy Valentine's Day

I was repeatedly told that Chapel Roan wasn't "for me" but I have snuck in a few listens of "Good Luck Babe" anyway and am now bitter that I didn't hear it earlier, it is one of the funniest, most mean-spirited songs I have every heard. Albini levels of presenting an awful narrator in music.

When the world needed him most, he returned

Ass heavy industries

after growing up in an environment where seemingly the goal of every pot brownie maker was to launch you to the moon every single night, the mainstreaming of low dose weed gummies in the 2-10MG range is probably the best thing that has ever or could ever happen to weed and "weed culture"

gonna have to cancel your nitro, kitten. daddy doesn't support discord's decisions

Old Heads be jamming the Doug theme in their apartment living room

"Oh, I just use AI to generate ideas." WEAK. FOOLISH. Real business professionals use goofy creativity books and intro-level improv seminars.

This would be akin to saying that pop culture has spent decades aggressively encouraging the notion that water is wet and the sun is bright.

The idea that "traditional" lifestyles are something you can acquire through purchase or investment is a huge riptide in U.S. right-wing culture. Not just living in a mythologized "past" but seeking out, marketing, or selling products that will transport you there.

If I’m wrong about “AI” then just treat me like the boosters of “AI” and give me ten billion dollars for being wrong all the time.

How the fuck did Epstein have time to do all this heinous shit, he was sending emails all damn day.

The moon market is often really tight, so it seems like an excellent opportunity to really shove yourself into the market if there's an opening

Have we not eaten while another starved? Will you punish us for that? Will you reward us for the virtue of starving while others ate? No man earns punishment, no man earns reward. Free your mind of the idea of deserving, the idea of earning, and you will begin to be able to think

You have to post something extremely fucking stupid for me to not notice at first that your name is Ben Da Kracker

Amazing Joyce Beatty story on r/Columbus.

my ex got the Buy Me Pizza and Rub My Butt poster in the divorce fuck my gay chungus life

Finally going to cash in on my dead grandfather's estate, which means I can finally afford what so few millennials have been able to achieve: a two-room apartment in Babruysk, Belarus

Congratulations to Donald Trump for finally spurring the lumpenproletariat into political awareness

Going to visit the dictionary real quick

ok, sure, i'll entertain the idea that gavin newsom is running. running from a pack of feral dogs, running from a man with a big knife, running from a pack of dogs with knives for teeth,

when team canada takes home gold for hockey which means we get to run the globe in a new world order

At a point of such jaded cosmopolitanism that Indian and Italian accents no longer seem novel to me, but bog-standard Southern or Tidepool accents are now entertaining

pierogi princess

Dumpling Daughter, Wonton Wife

"What we are offering is the ability to make any cartoon character fart and say bad things, and all we’re asking in return is the surrender of your career, dignity, and sense of worth in those most human of endeavors, such as art." thehardtimes.net/blog/opinion...

lord, the woman you put on earth to sit by a creek in the forest is being made to send slack messages

I think it's beautiful when someone makes a change that allows them to be more themselves (transitioning, huge career shift, art, etc) and tragic when the person they've been inside all along is an insanely annoying theater kid. Now I can reject you for who you truly are, not who you pretended to be

thursday

I mean yeah, it looks like dogshit, but that might well be enough to end the career of the guy whose main credit is Deadpool & Wolverine, Rhett Reese

The alienated consumer lifestyle really did evaporate any type of ambient reality for conservatives. Brains floating in total vacuums. Reality teleported in from the internet. Didn’t ya hear, they shot down cartel drones, blew up fentanyl boats, captured the leader of antifa. Things are great!