I think I need to take the time to make myself a very nice dinner next week, it's been so long since I've really gone all out on cooking something aside from steak that I worry I've lost the skills

it’s awesome we have a vice president and administration that live tweets shootings and then gets key details wrong, like how it was detainees who were getting shot and killed, not law enforcement

After teleporting home, the wizard reads a poem about love.

The death of lighting makes these scenes look like shit, whereas your imagination is always perfect; in a book you can see the characters how you want (usually as a self insert) which makes them more interesting than actors; pacing is an element. A lot of factors but control is the biggest one

I love this richly-hued and wistful time of year, just before whatever terrible thing happens next.

Chotiner interviews Janeway

san.com/cc/app-for-o... self own

Getting lunch and celebrating wagon Wednesday did in fact fix me, incredible

I'm not working on my fantasy series because it is a work that has been burning like a torch in my chest for seven years and I finally know how to write it, I'm doing it to get famous enough to be able to talk to Sabrina Carpenter

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Cunty Husband's Lubricated Hood

The wizard pours himself a cup of tea smelling of autumn.

@jonbois.bsky.social Watching Baseball

it's an absolute miracle that GameFAQs is allowed to look like this in 2025 and hasn't been shitted up by a ton of graphics or annoying sidebars. keep in mind: this is with no adblock!

It gives me no pleasure to report that he does indeed have that shit on

K:"Jerry...the aphrodisiac gets 'em creampied every time." J:"Every time? It can't be every time." K:"Every time, Jerry!! They're creampied every time!" J:"Well who am I to argue with the aphrodisiac?" [Elaine from couch] "Do you think the cock really destroys them? Or is that just for the camera?"

Genuinely wonder how K-Hive types will grapple with Harris herself openly saying that being associated with her rabidly pro Israel boss and his rabidly pro Israel political impulses was a net negative.

The map's form: sand It shows: where things are set Its purpose: source materials

There’s an entire parallel bizarro Bluesky made up entirely of 2017’s top resistance grifters that and possible to be entirely unaware of its existence.

Mueller She Wrote at #5 - recession indicator

The politics don't enter into it. It is a baseball decision, and from that standpoint it is unforgivable. "It was really important to my faith," he said. I don't care. Go to hell. You're a professional ballplayer in a playoff race. If it's not your wife or mother or kids, go sell insurance.

I would also like to take this moment on bisexual visibility day to wish health & comfort to all the gals with one or more nose piercings during cold & flu season.

Can you be called a "musclebro on the left" just for posting on a third-tier micro blogging site, or do I have to be handsome and play children's videogames on twitch first

[new Isaac Chotiner interview]

CHOTINER: And you mentioned that you’ve been depressed lately? ME: Yeah everything is depressing. CHOTINER: But you haven’t seen this clown Pagliacci yet right? ME: Hey that is a whole different meme format. CHOTINER: (sarcastically) Uh-huh.

I leave a white and turbid wake; pale waters, paler cheeks, where’er I sail.

Mamdani must make his next public appearance in this fit or he has no chance to recover, Adams' robe gives him +3 to all saves and extra spell slots

CHOTINER: So you're saying that being tattooed and bisexual isn't all you're looking for in a woman ME: I don't think about that, no. C: But that describes the last four relationships you've been in. ME: That's a coincidence. C: Have you run any statistics on that? ME: Have you? C: Yes. In fact,

CHOTINER: But you’ve had romantic entanglements in the past. For instance, Lucy Westenra? DRACULA: Tragic case. The poor girl. CHOTINER: Died of acute blood loss, I believe? DRACULA: Attacked by a wolf, I think. CHOTINER: You can turn into a wolf, right? DRACULA: That’s right. CHOTINER: Thank you.

Heard your boyfriend can't be libeled en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Small_p...

This woman is forty years old

incredible

More than 1800 detainees are missing after the closure of Alligator Alcatraz. Their families and lawyers can’t find them and they’ve vanished from the ICE database. Feels like this should be a much bigger story www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...

lmao

True story

Ralph McQuarrie’s concept art for BATTLESTAR GALACTICA is often overshadowed by his legendary work for STAR WARS, but is absolutely deserving of a revisit! 1/2

That's right

No I grew this mustache because I didn't want to be associated with Gomez Addams and his appreciation for goth girls. That's definitely not who I am at all. Ignore my post history.

That homogenous, economically stable place, Medieval Europe, that definitely had a universal metal standard and also it was definitely gold.

joining the manosphere and grifting off the idea that no man should have nipples

I'm not going to be one of those weirdos who leverages something going on in the news as a thin pretext to bring up how good they think they are at sex. I'm going to bring it up apropos of nothing.

hey weird news, i got raptured but there's been some sort of mistake and i ended up in what is called "canadian heaven"

Stayed here when my family took a vacation to the Outer Banks when I was nineteen. Really cool town.

Leaving one of my migraines untreated and suddenly being able to make small talk.

As America's most pro-business leader in a generation, I will choose one company each week and accuse them of witchcraft