Dispatch #680 from █████ ███████ ██ (Q CLEARANCE) 1. Moat of Hallelujah Covers 2. Trans-Furrier 3. Alpha Area

Hmm

Jeffpardy ass project management

The linkage between Everyone Is 12 theory and "It's All Gender" theory is that Mom is the one who traditionally enforces bedtime rules

Cranking my hog in a way that breaks the fourth wall and initiates metatextual interplay

New kinds of Mad Syrup People I’ve discovered: 1. Canada?!? I’m from [US state] and we have syrup too 2. Canada?!? It’s basically all Quebec. 3. Canada?!? Indigenous people had syrup first you monster 4. Sugar water?!? Syrup is thick dummy. 5. “Maple” syrup?!? Lots of it is flavored corn syrup!

taking what's not yours

I turned off an otherwise good video today that described something as "liminal" when they meant "eerie" or "unsettling"

All words are candible, in time

Picard's older brother being in a problematic age gap relationship is so funny to me every time.

Here's my brother, the crypt keeper, and his wife, a pretty standard milf, and their child, who's ten, max.

the corrupted burrito...

rip Anthony Stewart Head 😭😭

the entire internet is advice on how to write your resume, given by people that are not hiring

She got that supply chain booty / keep backin' up

I don't want to think about stupid politics, I want to settle my weird beef with that one guy on here that shares a strange number of mutuals with me and is horny in an unseemly fashion.

yoda voice: bouncing and moaning on it i am

I see people are talking about speed limiters as a viable tech in America and everything else aside: I need you all to realize that we destroyed civil society because Applebee's was closed for a few weeks in some states during a deadly pandemic. I don't think we're getting speed limiters

Cishet people would rather do polyamory than go to therapy

Shout out to Charlie Kirk. His first pride month without saying anything homophobic. Proud of him.

Flipping a grunt ass economy

Producers of Obsession (in their 40s making their 40th feature) had nearly 1 million but paid their early 20s crew min wage, no profit share or gas money & worked them to the bone. Some were volunteers. Should be a scandal but abuse is normal in indie film. www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...

Yall this has be so upset 😅!!!!

I think Mumsnet should be blocked in the UK for radicalising and grooming parents into being transphobes.

Grok is this true

Forget about real world things in the general case and try to just expunge everything that comes from Shakespeare. You will explode.

Hawk and Tuahman

A Sentiment.

Les promenades d’Euclide / Where Euclid walked - 1956 #artbots #magritte

i would like to date. a sexy goblin

cease your scoobish dooings

Many of you

THE BACKBONE OF THIS COUNTRY IS THE INDEPENDENT TRUCKER

Engaging in some bourgeois decadence (buying a nice vacuum)

I saw Goody Proctor with her straight boyfriend at pride

But seriously he is going to wipe out so many retirement accounts and the banks are helping him do it. He's doing a DOGEcoin rugpull with the entire U.S. economy. Buckle up!

Elon about to run off with everyone's 401k in the most obvious pump and dump of all time like a heel cashing in his Money in the Bank briefcase.

italian guy: ay you see this? they made mario trans me: i don't think that's true italian guy: it's true and it's beautiful you chud

This is what the three witches that told Macbeth he would be king looked like

has any man ever been more vindicated? x.com/stuartbuck1/...

Occupying a weird space where I'm reading through seventeenth century stuff & going "wowee! look at this language in Milton!" and knowing full well 1) no one who doesn't have my brain worms would care but 2) 99.9% of people with my brain worms know far more about it than me so I have nothing to add.

Hey just circling back on this

Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian.

HABITUAL CONTEMPT DOESN'T REFLECT A FINER SENSIBILITY

Peanuts by Schulz: Thursday, February 26, 1981

The effulgent homie

lmao this mf said the Z-Files

I love that the people casting the x-files saw Gillian Anderson and thought, "the best thing for us to do, having discovered transcendental pre-Raphaelite beauty, is to stick her in the frumpiest gray suits known to man."

It's not crazy, that's what happened

N8628 Took off from Austin, Texas, United States.