Worried that this teen girl I'm writing in my book won't be mean enough

Seeing tiktoks that have guys in motorcycle helmets or scream masks swaggering around with invisible lat syndrome never gets old. What else are you faking up in size, brother.

It's incredibly funny that reading is more attractive than writing. There's 4.4% of women out there going "oh you consume media? Hot. Wait you also CREATE it? Eww."

Blood Meridian and Moby Dick are exactly as good as you've heard, if not better.

Greetings, Child Killer. I assume you have come here because of my son.

Three seconds from every episode of Star Trek The Next Generation www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_fj...

hat trick

"Lost Temple" 3dsmax, Zbrush, Keyshot, Photoshop. #digitalart

Klingon emoji for honor

"guilty"

Post hoc ergo propter hoc

I support free public transit for all

in order to minimizing focus on me, the writer, i will write my name in all lowercase on my works. my tendency to do this will be the chief thing anyone knows about my and the rationale for why will be the most-asked thing about me.

If only there were a way to turn my muscles to good.

KNOW YOUR INTERNET CONFLICT DEFLECTIONS Criticizing someone more popular: clout chasing Criticizing someone less popular: punching down Criticizing someone roughly as popular: crab bucket mentality

Just turn Bond into period pieces. Let Daniel Craig be the last Bond who has ever heard of a cell phone.

SAFE WEE

the face I make when I rip a nasty one

There's an increase of chaos by volume, true, but the dual raw expansion of number of people (volume) and also our exposure to it has also increased. Makes the average daily experience tantamount to just shoving your face into the writhing tentacles of madness, every day.

my boy Curk Westhenry: Hanging out with this Dutch dude who sells coal. Clockenticken or Dickensucken or something. He's seven feet tall and i cant see his face or hands no matter what side of him i stand on me: can you get me some coal my boy Curk Westhenry: Zero chance. A moonlight fugue looms

JAMES BOND, INTERNATIONAL SEX PERVERT: A pleasure to meet you, Miss... GLORY HOELL, PhD: It's Doctor, Mr Bond. Dr. Hoell. JAMES BOND, INTERNATIONAL SEX PERVERT: Fashinating.

Bond girls are named like “February Labia”

STARSHIP TROOPERS (1997)

Ain't no rule says a dog can't play Bond. In a world gone mad, Wishbone IS James Bond: A Dog's Day in Paradise

Art by • Jeff Easley

As a bald man, Weapons wasn't that scary to me

this guy started the video with his qualifications as if there was any chance i wouldn’t trust this man about clocks

Going to run for office as a single issue guy. My platform? Ban all player and coach close ups with a live ball. Show me the game!

If your boyfriend is an LLM, you're single to me. What's "he" gonna do? Reinforce your delusions?

calamitous broads in your area

Today.

Block satisfaction ranked: 5. Blue wave follow farmer/porn bot 4. Hateful 3. Annoying inexplicably large account 2. Irritating guy who has a bunch of common mutuals & it makes you question their tastes & thus yourself 1. Single inoffensive but incredibly cringe post causing you to nuke on sight

Beautiful reaction image I accidentally captured from pausing Stavvy baby, please enjoy and use responsibly

Honestly a little shocked he didn't try to Grok up some family pictures, since Grok's entire waifu function was a billion dollar project to show him pictures of Grimes smiling at him again.

Kush got me feeling like the white bongo-playing demon from Mick Fleetwood's Percussion Vest "solo"

i’m always seeing the dumbest shit on fb marketplace and thinking omg i neeeeeed it

Pretty much all affordability discourse could benefit from just posting this chart. If you're in the better off America, all the luxury goods you want in excess are for the most part much cheaper. If you're in the poorer America, most of the shit you need to live/grow is more expensive.

When you first try butter stuff

i am twelve

history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting

A little poetry reading to kick things off. I've been doing the trick where I solo the basilisk area with the ghoul and get ~24k XP upfront, and the fun thing about 2e D&D is that is just mean I can play without reloading that often. It's Good, Actually.

Chuck Schumer, minority leader, to the AP: "[we] need, at minimum, one thousand Luigi Mangiones...it is the belief of this body that the people should be empowered to choose their own healthcare CEOs, and accelerating the timeline of [that]...seemed to us to be the strategically correct decision."