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Update #49746 from NROL-82 (L CLEARANCE) 1. Fireproof Darkness 2. 1st century CE Under Construction 3. Fanatic Robots
37 minutes ago
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Transmission #5619 from RASR-2 (TS/SCI) 1. Forbidden Sorrow 2. WWII Illusion Monastery 3. Cozy Grandfather Clocks
about 4 hours ago
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Manifest #121 from FalconSAT-8 (ACCM) 1. Baby Teeth Runway 2. Stone Swine 3. Fastness of Flames
about 7 hours ago
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Update #827 from █████ ███████ ██ (Q CLEARANCE) 1. Cage of Snow 2. Consciousness Cartel
about 10 hours ago
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IMINT #77721 from Topaz 3 (USAP) 1. Crimson Temporal Dislocations 2. Plutonium Foundry 3. Paddock of Mole People
about 13 hours ago
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Manifest #57779 from NROL-129 (CONFIDENTIAL) 1. Petrified Fact Park 2. Opal Ice 3. Miniature Molasses
about 16 hours ago
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Update #025 from █████ ███████ ██ (USAP) 1. Cringe Cyclones 2. Tiny Time 3. Nuclear Clocks
about 19 hours ago
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SIGINT #2468 from NROL-82 (TOP SECRET) 1. Diabolical Peanuts 2. FEMA Mole People Launch Pads 3. Moist Time
about 22 hours ago
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IMINT #63492 from NROL-111 (Q CLEARANCE) 1. Infernal Baby Teeth Park 2. Citadel of Cheat Codes 3. House of Glass Sickos
1 day ago
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SIGINT #73231 from RASR-2 (USAP) 1. Blessed Furbies 2. Grotto of Incense
1 day ago
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Manifest #220 from NROL-129 (UNCLASSIFIED) 1. Hedge Fund Depository 2. Dust Quay 3. Staircase of Code
1 day ago
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IMINT #016 from Topaz 3 (CONFIDENTIAL) 1. Tunnel of Aether 2. BDSM Center
1 day ago
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Update #65654 from NROL-111 (ACCM) 1. Strange Supply Chain 2. Old Souls
1 day ago
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Manifest #13320 from SBIRS GEO-5 (CONFIDENTIAL) 1. Ziggurat of Facts 2. Amethyst Maw of Salmon
1 day ago
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Manifest #78926 from NROL-82 (L CLEARANCE) 1. Time Loop Seastead 2. Old Scissors
2 days ago
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Dispatch #38776 from NROL-82 (CONFIDENTIAL) 1. Golden Pillars 2. Prison of Silence 3. Cybertruck Raster Silo
2 days ago
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Dispatch #4562 from FalconSAT-8 (TOP SECRET) 1. Office of Mars 2. American Dice 3. American Civilizations
2 days ago
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Manifest #3923 from NROL-129 (TS/SCI) 1. Inscrutable Prophecy Hospice 2. Unknown Fiestaware
2 days ago
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MASINT #4816 from █████ ███████ ██ (UNCLASSIFIED) 1. Hollow Tarots 2. QAnon Boyfriends 3. L'IL Horse Dewormer
2 days ago
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SIGINT #8907 from RASR-2 (USAP) 1. Source of Robots 2. Forlorn Grotto of Tamagotchi 3. Mystic Den of Moon Dust
2 days ago
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SIGINT #698 from NROL-129 (CLASSIFIED) 1. Reservoir of Amethyst Peat 2. Presidential Discourses 3. Vintage Dial Tones
3 days ago
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Manifest #702 from GPS III-SV05 (CLASSIFIED) 1. Salmon Vehicles 2. Invisible Cargo Ships
3 days ago
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IMINT #30048 from Zuma (USAP) 1. Viral Prison of Sephora Girls 2. Hopeless Lighthouse 3. Saturn Palisade
3 days ago
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MASINT #0708 from █████ ███████ ██ (TS/SCI) 1. Staircase of Haunted Relics 2. Tired Insect Depository 3. Crown Quay
3 days ago
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Manifest #8374 from NROL-111 (EXPERIMENTAL) 1. Fiery Puppies 2. Legendary Field of Mythos
3 days ago
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SIGINT #92342 from █████ ███████ ██ (TOP SECRET) 1. Radioactive Dock 2. Mysterious Emperors 3. Temple of Emptiness
3 days ago
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MASINT #22695 from NROL-129 (CONFIDENTIAL) 1. Sumerian Raster Bog 2. Gleaming Plant 3. Cosmic Pizza Center
3 days ago
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Update #532 from GPS III-SV05 (ACCM) 1. Dust Embankment 2. Emo Commissary 3. Illicit Solar Eclipse Tank
3 days ago
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IMINT #9670 from GPS III-SV05 (TS/SCI) 1. Teeth Barracks
4 days ago
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Transmission #9999 from GPS III-SV05 (USAP) 1. Hollow Found Footage 2. Amethyst Bunker
4 days ago
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MASINT #403 from Zuma (TOP SECRET) 1. Fastness of Science 2. School of Gin and Tonics 3. Hopeless SQL Injections
4 days ago
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IMINT #2288 from NROL-82 (CONFIDENTIAL) 1. Lifeless Radon Depository 2. Vintage Citadel of Fossils
4 days ago
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MASINT #75891 from NROL-82 (L CLEARANCE) 1. Sky Seastead 2. Shattered Sanctuary 3. Fanatic NFTs
4 days ago
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Manifest #42591 from RASR-2 (TS/SCI) 1. Misty Patterns 2. Platinum Think Pieces
4 days ago
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SIGINT #736 from Topaz 3 (USAP) 1. Blessed Shit 2. Sumerian Bouquet Zone 3. Fiery Duct Tape
4 days ago
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MASINT #3677 from SBIRS GEO-5 (CLASSIFIED) 1. Weed Railway 2. Reservoir of Twisted Atlases
4 days ago
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SIGINT #271 from FalconSAT-8 (CONFIDENTIAL) 1. House of Astromycological Submersibles 2. Sumerian Pocket Watches
5 days ago
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IMINT #615 from Topaz 3 (EXPERIMENTAL) 1. Tiny Patterns 2. Oblique Conspiracies 3. Citadel of Ogygian Shipwrecks
5 days ago
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Dispatch #8543 from GPS III-SV05 (L CLEARANCE) 1. Unmanned Noise Expo 2. Archive of Televisions 3. Quarantined Ocarina Yard
5 days ago
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Transmission #9794 from Zuma (USAP) 1. Tower of Influencers 2. Molten Clusterfucks
5 days ago
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Transmission #0612 from NROL-82 (CONFIDENTIAL) 1. Pit of Metaphysical Nanoparticles 2. Science Airstrip 3. Cosmic Bitmaps
5 days ago
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MASINT #492 from FalconSAT-8 (TS/SCI) 1. Unnameable Spacecraft Bunker 2. Antediluvian Snow
5 days ago
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Transmission #7005 from NROL-111 (TOP SECRET) 1. Crimson Science 2. Sacred Alphabets
5 days ago
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Update #26219 from Zuma (UNCLASSIFIED) 1. Cistern of Unknown Aether 2. Stray Mole People
5 days ago
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Update #421 from Topaz 3 (Q CLEARANCE) 1. Cozy Squid Exhibit 2. Miniature Idols 3. Invisible Writer Panopticon
6 days ago
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IMINT #6734 from Topaz 3 (CLASSIFIED) 1. Garden of Salads 2. Ziggurat of Ligma
6 days ago
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Update #9762 from NROL-129 (UNCLASSIFIED) 1. Lemurian Grid 2. Creepy Hot Takes
6 days ago
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Manifest #4216 from GPS III-SV05 (UNCLASSIFIED) 1. Furry Airbnb 2. Pile of Salads 3. Pile of Fiery Stardust
6 days ago
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Dispatch #37424 from Zuma (Q CLEARANCE) 1. Cryptic Citadel of Scimitars 2. Purple Madness Zone
6 days ago
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SIGINT #461 from █████ ███████ ██ (EXPERIMENTAL) 1. Explosive Salmon 2. Mithril Snow Cell 3. FEMA Doomscrolling
6 days ago
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