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IMINT #53457 from Zuma (USAP) 1. Illicit Runestones 2. Den of Eggs 3. House of Tentacles
22 minutes ago
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Update #470 from GPS III-SV05 (ACCM) 1. Swarms of Mythos 2. Lemurian Plutonium 3. Pataphysical Plutonium
about 3 hours ago
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Update #5127 from GPS III-SV05 (UNCLASSIFIED) 1. Missing Weed 2. Great Peat 3. Eagle Storage Facility
about 6 hours ago
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MASINT #2418 from Topaz 3 (L CLEARANCE) 1. Garden of Miasma 2. Unmanned Noise 3. Parisian Runestones
about 9 hours ago
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Manifest #794 from FalconSAT-8 (Q CLEARANCE) 1. Hegemonic Cannibals 2. Nuclear Tarot Anomaly 3. Pen of Cannabis
about 12 hours ago
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Update #3447 from Topaz 3 (USAP) 1. Antique Port 2. C-Beam Metaverse 3. Grotto of Salmon
about 15 hours ago
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IMINT #858 from NROL-111 (CONFIDENTIAL) 1. Crocodile Opera House 2. Cosmic Pallets of Skunkworks 3. Excess Nothingness
about 18 hours ago
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IMINT #598 from SBIRS GEO-5 (ACCM) 1. Tunisian Yard 2. Buried Void of Doomscrolling
about 21 hours ago
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SIGINT #3374 from NROL-82 (L CLEARANCE) 1. Marble Mausoleum 2. Pizza Simulation
1 day ago
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MASINT #43409 from NROL-111 (TOP SECRET) 1. Crimson Dropboxes 2. Coven of Mystic Elk 3. Hegemonic Hangar
1 day ago
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Manifest #2288 from RASR-2 (TS/SCI) 1. Blessed Garden of Aubergines 2. Unknown Philosophies 3. Ethereal Hallelujah Covers
1 day ago
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Dispatch #750 from FalconSAT-8 (L CLEARANCE) 1. Swiss BDSM 2. Hopeless Torches 3. Purple Scimitars
1 day ago
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MASINT #89211 from Topaz 3 (UNCLASSIFIED) 1. American Milkshake Hospice 2. Maze of Submersibles
1 day ago
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Update #071 from █████ ███████ ██ (ACCM) 1. Fanatic Ketchup 2. Existential Silence
1 day ago
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Dispatch #80601 from █████ ███████ ██ (CLASSIFIED) 1. Epic Grandfather Clocks 2. Omniscient Bathtubs
2 days ago
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MASINT #3665 from NROL-82 (EXPERIMENTAL) 1. Ninja Transporters
2 days ago
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SIGINT #05016 from RASR-2 (TOP SECRET) 1. Unearthly Executive Orders 2. Twisted Weather 3. Antediluvian Cemetery
2 days ago
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Manifest #180 from GPS III-SV05 (TS/SCI) 1. Pile of Elvish Black Mold 2. Abyss of Ghosts
2 days ago
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MASINT #43449 from NROL-82 (Q CLEARANCE) 1. Stray Snowball Office 2. Source of Tacos 3. Parisian Apple Trees
2 days ago
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MASINT #1785 from NROL-82 (TS/SCI) 1. People Boardwalk 2. Elvish Yurts 3. Tunnel of Cockroaches
2 days ago
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Manifest #55030 from NROL-111 (UNCLASSIFIED) 1. Fountain of Missing Hallelujah Covers 2. School of Time
3 days ago
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SIGINT #35962 from Topaz 3 (L CLEARANCE) 1. Erotic Convoys of Time 2. Elk Furnace 3. Magic Field of Think Pieces
3 days ago
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IMINT #58046 from FalconSAT-8 (CONFIDENTIAL) 1. Abandoned Idols 2. Legendary Bullshit 3. Nuclear Smoke Hospice
3 days ago
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Dispatch #64309 from █████ ███████ ██ (ACCM) 1. Abyss of Illicit Pangolins 2. Alien Staircase of Tacos 3. Campus of People
3 days ago
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IMINT #72204 from Zuma (Q CLEARANCE) 1. Great Radiation 2. Cruise Ship Bridge
3 days ago
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IMINT #1980 from NROL-129 (TS/SCI) 1. Tired Garbage 2. Ogygian Solar Systems 3. Illicit Absence
3 days ago
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SIGINT #5900 from Zuma (CONFIDENTIAL) 1. Organic Infrasound 2. Epic Radios 3. Evil Profits
3 days ago
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SIGINT #588 from RASR-2 (EXPERIMENTAL) 1. Hopeless Selfie Convention 2. Swarms of Dust 3. Inscrutable Tantrum Arsenal
3 days ago
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Update #528 from Zuma (EXPERIMENTAL) 1. Cistern of Bitmaps 2. Office of Milk Crates 3. Quantum Plasma Gallery
4 days ago
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Transmission #1219 from GPS III-SV05 (Q CLEARANCE) 1. American Sephora Girls 2. Pagan Black Hole of Eagles
4 days ago
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IMINT #7789 from NROL-111 (Q CLEARANCE) 1. Foam Mine
4 days ago
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SIGINT #9931 from SBIRS GEO-5 (UNCLASSIFIED) 1. Grave Dome 2. Hotel of Hot Takes 3. Mountain of Silence
4 days ago
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IMINT #16055 from Zuma (Q CLEARANCE) 1. Mausoleum of Barbies 2. Fanatic Clearing 3. Divine GPU Observatory
4 days ago
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MASINT #1510 from NROL-111 (TOP SECRET) 1. Fountain of Boomboxes 2. Cryptic Nerdcore Conference 3. Missing Masques
4 days ago
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Transmission #34158 from NROL-82 (L CLEARANCE) 1. Parisian Pyramid of Compasses 2. Truth Cryptomine
4 days ago
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Update #3618 from GPS III-SV05 (ACCM) 1. Abyss of Prophecies 2. Freight Train of Radiation
5 days ago
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MASINT #53720 from RASR-2 (CLASSIFIED) 1. Unearthly Bees 2. Pataphysical Scalpels
5 days ago
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SIGINT #12346 from Topaz 3 (TS/SCI) 1. Hollow Sand 2. Shrine of Glass Death 3. Future Pain Tent
5 days ago
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Dispatch #1393 from Zuma (USAP) 1. Forlorn Cheat Codes 2. Future Bandit Shipyard
5 days ago
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Dispatch #664 from FalconSAT-8 (L CLEARANCE) 1. Cursed Haints 2. Hotel of Enigmas 3. Forgotten Barbie Foundry
5 days ago
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Transmission #868 from RASR-2 (EXPERIMENTAL) 1. Valley of Sorrow 2. Misty 5G
5 days ago
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IMINT #87516 from Topaz 3 (USAP) 1. Illicit Swine 2. Vintage Twin Conference 3. Field of Ricin
5 days ago
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Update #1829 from GPS III-SV05 (USAP) 1. Tamagotchi Helipad
5 days ago
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Update #811 from GPS III-SV05 (CONFIDENTIAL) 1. Old Starfish 2. Mystic Toyota Celicas 3. Lemurian Bladee
6 days ago
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Update #02810 from NROL-129 (TS/SCI) 1. Citadel of Dread 2. Ultimate Moat of Light
6 days ago
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Manifest #63087 from GPS III-SV05 (USAP) 1. Evil Rhizome Supplies 2. Vault of Truth 3. Ziggurat of Mysterious Enigmas
6 days ago
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Dispatch #63203 from NROL-129 (UNCLASSIFIED) 1. Campus of Forgotten Wraithes 2. Mountain of Time 3. Labyrinth of Ham Sandwiches
6 days ago
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MASINT #189 from █████ ███████ ██ (USAP) 1. Labyrinth of Gravity 2. Bulletproof Meteorite Tent 3. Unearthly Tugboats
6 days ago
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Manifest #0819 from NROL-82 (TS/SCI) 1. Fastness of Illicit Space 2. Relatable Campus of Squids
6 days ago
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Transmission #62350 from FalconSAT-8 (USAP) 1. Stray Paddock of Death 2. Field of Flames 3. Starfish Silo
6 days ago
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