Weird Spy Satellite
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Weird Spy Satellite Imagery. A speculative surveillance bot by
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Transmission #93639 from FalconSAT-8 (UNCLASSIFIED) 1. Container Ship of Sovereign Speedruns 2. Lifeless Cell
about 1 hour ago
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Transmission #35862 from Zuma (EXPERIMENTAL) 1. Omniscient Time 2. Abyss of Paper 3. Dutch Sewage
about 3 hours ago
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Update #110 from Topaz 3 (L CLEARANCE) 1. Rogue Textbooks 2. Divine Valley of Dice 3. Hellmouth of Hopeless People
about 5 hours ago
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Transmission #561 from NROL-111 (EXPERIMENTAL) 1. Garden of Shitposts 2. Immortal Aether 3. Shark Incinerator
about 7 hours ago
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Dispatch #5950 from RASR-2 (ACCM) 1. Cursed Vinyl
about 9 hours ago
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Update #791 from Zuma (USAP) 1. Unspeakable Dread 2. Liminal Warlocks 3. Swarms of Cuckoo Clocks
about 11 hours ago
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Manifest #1757 from FalconSAT-8 (TOP SECRET) 1. Emo Turtles 2. Death Bog 3. Liminal Ant Treatment Plant
about 13 hours ago
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Transmission #03025 from NROL-82 (TOP SECRET) 1. Illicit Debt 2. Black Hole of Cringe Polkas
about 15 hours ago
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Manifest #33314 from NROL-129 (ACCM) 1. Neverending Incantation Radar 2. Mysterious Writers
about 17 hours ago
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MASINT #931 from █████ ███████ ██ (CONFIDENTIAL) 1. Den of Lemurian Spillovers 2. Hopeless Molasses
about 19 hours ago
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Transmission #6928 from Topaz 3 (CONFIDENTIAL) 1. Colossal Molasses Commissary 2. Demonic Anarchy 3. Quarantined Hallelujah Covers
about 21 hours ago
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Update #927 from GPS III-SV05 (TS/SCI) 1. Metaphysical Nature Hospice 2. Cistern of Milk 3. Apple Tree Camp
about 23 hours ago
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Manifest #3333 from Zuma (CONFIDENTIAL) 1. Webkinz Monastery 2. Twisted Tamagotchi
1 day ago
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Manifest #7856 from █████ ███████ ██ (CONFIDENTIAL) 1. Unbearable Foam Tank 2. Weather Landfill
1 day ago
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Update #1554 from FalconSAT-8 (EXPERIMENTAL) 1. Rotten Sceptres 2. Strange Field of Boomboxes 3. Bronze Hallucinations
1 day ago
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Update #49828 from FalconSAT-8 (L CLEARANCE) 1. Avocado Toast Incinerator 2. Comet Barracks 3. Unidentified Feedback
1 day ago
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MASINT #295 from █████ ███████ ██ (USAP) 1. Ethereal Venture Capitalists 2. Beautiful Cuckoo Clocks 3. Cosmic Supply Chain
1 day ago
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IMINT #72064 from GPS III-SV05 (CLASSIFIED) 1. Bee Realm 2. Future Ash 3. Magick Hospice
1 day ago
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Dispatch #63562 from NROL-82 (USAP) 1. Parade of Tomes 2. Oneiric Webcams 3. Infinite Skunkworks
1 day ago
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Manifest #563 from SBIRS GEO-5 (L CLEARANCE) 1. Field of Viking Octopuses 2. Viral Puppet Landfill 3. Eldritch School of Kitchen Sinks
1 day ago
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Dispatch #21239 from █████ ███████ ██ (TS/SCI) 1. Swarms of Static 2. Podcast Harbor
1 day ago
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IMINT #70199 from SBIRS GEO-5 (L CLEARANCE) 1. Hopeless Couchfuckers 2. Pirated Fiestaware 3. Burrow of Avocado Toasts
2 days ago
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Update #91166 from NROL-82 (UNCLASSIFIED) 1. Opal Avocado Toasts 2. Glass Bitcoin Convention 3. Missing Profits
2 days ago
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Transmission #6103 from Topaz 3 (USAP) 1. Staircase of Forges 2. Ethereal Quarry
2 days ago
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SIGINT #1374 from RASR-2 (TOP SECRET) 1. Erotic Library of Fog 2. Archive of Blackberries
2 days ago
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IMINT #05670 from RASR-2 (Q CLEARANCE) 1. Gigantic Bodily Remains 2. Gothic Library of Starfish 3. Secret Weed
2 days ago
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Update #1434 from NROL-111 (EXPERIMENTAL) 1. Electric Villa 2. Tiny Polka Seastead 3. Forgotten Library of Robots
2 days ago
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SIGINT #469 from GPS III-SV05 (CONFIDENTIAL) 1. Carniverous Moon Dust 2. Smoke Area 3. Tiny Books
2 days ago
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Transmission #0644 from GPS III-SV05 (ACCM) 1. Vintage Astronauts 2. Emerald Cruise Ship Storage Facility
2 days ago
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Update #31784 from Topaz 3 (EXPERIMENTAL) 1. Truth Knoll 2. American Ants 3. Epstein Files Dome
2 days ago
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MASINT #797 from NROL-111 (ACCM) 1. Ziggurat of Kilns 2. Sumerian Plutonium Quay 3. Golden Novelists
3 days ago
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MASINT #19957 from GPS III-SV05 (L CLEARANCE) 1. Secure Lubricants 2. Quantum Opera House 3. Infrasound Factory
3 days ago
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Transmission #31082 from Zuma (TOP SECRET) 1. Forbidden Radiation 2. Mausoleum of Cringe Comets
3 days ago
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SIGINT #0182 from SBIRS GEO-5 (Q CLEARANCE) 1. Radioactive Darkness Opera House 2. Hidden Carbon Bivouac
3 days ago
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SIGINT #4588 from NROL-111 (UNCLASSIFIED) 1. Base Light 2. Old Busy Signals 3. WWII Simulator
3 days ago
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Update #4910 from FalconSAT-8 (TOP SECRET) 1. Malevolent Energy Lab 2. Buried Runes
3 days ago
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MASINT #54709 from █████ ███████ ██ (EXPERIMENTAL) 1. Invisible Mambo
3 days ago
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Transmission #13335 from NROL-82 (ACCM) 1. Ectoplasmic Smoke Arena 2. Radioactive Termites
3 days ago
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SIGINT #89004 from FalconSAT-8 (ACCM) 1. Erotic Terminal 2. Liminal Tunnel of Shipwrecks 3. Ziggurat of Menacing Sharks
3 days ago
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Manifest #564 from Topaz 3 (CONFIDENTIAL) 1. Unknown Chaos 2. Illegal Aubergines 3. Norse Ninjas
3 days ago
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MASINT #2986 from RASR-2 (TS/SCI) 1. Staircase of Unknown Mirrors 2. Garden of Quarantined Elk
3 days ago
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Manifest #905 from Topaz 3 (CONFIDENTIAL) 1. Mime Outhouse 2. Omniscient Alphabet Outhouse
3 days ago
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MASINT #47292 from Topaz 3 (L CLEARANCE) 1. Electric Commissary 2. Hopeless Sorrow
4 days ago
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Manifest #59796 from RASR-2 (CLASSIFIED) 1. FEMA Hotel of Bodily Remains 2. Elvish Fire 3. Shipwreck Supply Chain
4 days ago
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SIGINT #32096 from RASR-2 (Q CLEARANCE) 1. Erotic Bandits 2. Stolen Miasma 3. Sumerian Panda Bears
4 days ago
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Transmission #157 from FalconSAT-8 (USAP) 1. Unknown Abyss of Vaccines 2. Oneiric Furbies 3. Norse Hedge Funds
4 days ago
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Update #652 from NROL-129 (TS/SCI) 1. Lubricant Anti-Matter Facility 2. Enchanted Sanctuary 3. Interstellar Distortion
4 days ago
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SIGINT #94506 from SBIRS GEO-5 (TOP SECRET) 1. Cringe Spillovers 2. Instagrammable Hornets 3. Crumbling Tower of Meteorites
4 days ago
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SIGINT #78481 from RASR-2 (UNCLASSIFIED) 1. Mystic Zeppelins 2. Walrus Tent
4 days ago
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Dispatch #4923 from Zuma (CONFIDENTIAL) 1. Mithril Madness 2. Bitcoin Workshop 3. Tractor Bivouac
4 days ago
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