Right. I need to back out of here and do some paperwork for… work. Yeah. 👍 youtu.be/XxBbrJZx7s4?...

Bit on the nose, but probably correct.

I just got bollocked on text for breaking the cardinal of women’s ages. I will make amends later today with a fine dinner. As ordered.

The supposed free speech absolutist censors checkable facts from being shared.

Now with complementary chocolates.

Sunblock, proper nutrition, good genes, and exercise, darling. Nothing terribly mysterious. ❤️ And roughly 25% of that was dumb luck. 🤪

When it inevitably comes out that McConnell hasn’t been conscious since his collapse on June 14, let’s all remember that the Senate Majority Leader and Whip said they’d talked to him the day after he got CPR and that he was “engaged” (both of them used that exact word!) and would be back soon.

Because Trump’s balls aren’t self-licking.

Yes, she really is 53 and no, I don’t know how she does it.

I'm glad that Graham Platner is out. But it is so disturbing to contemplate that the man who was *twice* elected president makes Platner look like an amateur when it comes to serial sexual assaults.

Lily is off to a crawfish boil down the Lincoln Fen Bayou. No. Not really. She's meeting her sister for the morning in Reading. Alma is mouthy and opinionated. So, yeah, perfect sister-in-law for me and a great little sister to Lily.

Logger and former president of the Maine senate Troy Jackson has announced he's entering the race for the U.S. Senate

Oooo... a classic, from Lil.

This is rather good, from my friend Shaz, Down Under.

Right. Aristotelian Communism. That's where it all started, you MASSIVE FUCKING TIT! ❤️

That is... deeply disturbing.

I had once entertained the notion of sleeping with common people. Then, through a series of events for which I remain extravagantly grateful, I married @revdrlily.bsky.social. youtu.be/yuTMWgOduFM?...

Prone to agree. NGL.

Platner is out. Good. Still fuck him, though - stop running for public office if you’re a piece of shit. The oppo WILL find out.

My sources are saying that Mitch McConnell held a Zoom call with Emperor Hirohito, the leader of the Islamic Republic of Japan. youtu.be/tl6u2NASUzU?...

Trump was obviously confused. He thought he was talking about his administration.

You know, I'm real big in Japan. A very good morning to YOU, Great Britain. youtu.be/tl6u2NASUzU?...

Anybody out there who could tell me if the Velvet Underground record shop is still open in Glasgow?

Holy living hell. When will you people start using your second amendment?

Graphic and articulate.

Hey O2! Wake up! We keep losing signal down here.

There in unrest in the forest, there is trouble with the trees… youtu.be/iDM8fXhRdWs?...

Massie trolling the unMitch is too dear for words.

Ever since King Henry III rolled out the Communist Manifesto at Westminster in 1226.

Rumor has it, Mitch McConnell is dead as a doornail and now we’re about to get some freak in a face mask and bodysuit until August 3rd because republicans are dirtbags just like the democrats and they want to cover up his death until after the special election deadline.

God bless them.

Athenian hippies.

Yet, Iran continues to humiliate him. Liberally skull fucking the demonic dictator.

That’s just brilliant.

Mitch isn’t here right now, leave a message and he’ll get back to you within five to seven million business days.

Aww she was nervous but it's like she knew he was trying to help. “Over 10 billion pounds of plastic trash are dumped into our oceans every year. And here we see the impact, derelict fishing net entangling the nest of an albatross” TT: Jeff Corwin Kure Atoll Conservancy

Donald Trump is a fucking loser, a fraud, and a child rapist.

The executive summary of the American failed state.

Mitch can't come to the phone right now.

This is absolutely on FIRE. By the way, American journalists, this is how you hold power accountable. You seem to have conveniently forgotten.

Listen. I didn’t believe it either. He did say it. God help the world.