“When daddy gave you the buckle end you sort of deserved it, didn’t you?”

I’m not much of a reader these days because of things. I listen to audiobooks, but I struggle to keep attention on anything that’s not a textbook I have an ulterior reason to read. That makes me sad. So I’m happy to report that I’ve started a novel & am moving through it at a (for me) decent clip!

Lotta words used here in lieu of “illegally”

OH COOL THE WASHING MACHINE HAS PACKED UP AGAIN.

I think I might actually be coming out of this cold because I just had an irresistible urge to trim my facial hair.

Is this supposed to be funny? Anyone coming over from there at this point is either deeply traumatised OR was perfectly happy to be in the Nazi bar until just now. Either way I don’t see how it’s anything to make light of.

just saw a video of a crab riding a jellyfish and my first thought was "how does it know when to get off?" like it's gonna miss its stop on the way to work at the ocean factory

I have an overpowering need.

I don’t think we should have ceded control quite so quickly and without so much as a fight.

I don’t watch this show, so posts like this are gibberish to me. But I love that. It’s wonderful to know that there are - without impacting me *at all* - whole parallel cultural universes with characters and rules and lore that’s immediately graspable if you’re into it but opaque if not.

uwu if ofc-uwu-om bwanned the Nazi CSAM site we, the government with an historic-wal major-wity would like dat. But we need a bigger boy to do it first.

The amount of lint an iPhone charging port can hold is kinda impressive/lowkey horrifying

During Trump 1.0 Popehat was dry and critical in an acerbic kinda way. Now Popehat posts like this. And personally I think that says more about Trump 2.0 than it does about some weird conversion on Popehat’s part.

Bluesky has more performative dunking than the Harlem Globetrotters.

/7 Prosecuting a cop for misconduct, let alone murder, is the hardest prosecution you can do in America. Thanks to America’s culture it’s like trying to convict a fucking kitten for high treason. It’s like trying to convict Jesus. You just cannot rush over confidently into that.

workin on a powerpoint but need correct visual. (concentric circles? pyramid with arrows?). basic concept is first layer is your followers. 90% comprehension. they share your post. comprehension (PC) plummets to about 50%. those ones share. third layer, PC plummets to 20%. that 20% is your replies

Christmas in Twin Peaks.

Musk concluding that the problem with the grok situation is that he’s not getting paid is just so on the nose.

r/protomen about an hour away from being a war zone, but Tilly’s asleep so I’m gettin while the goin’s good. Sleep tight, warriors.

Yes but that vacuum would only be occupied by people who are pretty cool with staying in the Nazi bar that churns out CSAM, so winning them round to the merits of taking the railways back into public ownership on a staggered basis or raising the minimum wage incrementally is pretty futile.

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OK, against my better judgment I watched the video. There’s no room in hell hot enough for anyone defending that shooting. That was a murder in cold blood.

Paul? Sure. He’s got that look about him.

From the quote to the picture everything about this screams Temu “I'm not a Republic Serial villain”

JD Vance eat an entire bag of uncooked flour challenge.

I generally think reporters at outlets like the Mail need some leeway: especially early career people need jobs and experience, so have to work places they might not want to. But genuinely, I’d quit my job rather than have my byline appear next to that headline. Surely any decent person would.

Oh come on. I can think of 69 reasons right now.

That’s “future Representative Kyle Rittenhouse.”

more generations need to discover M*A*S*H

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This is exactly the same logic as saying that aspirin is a sham because you took on last week but you’ve got a headache today.

Off sick today, lads.

If Primate were funnier or more outlandish, I probably would have enjoyed it more. But it takes itself so seriously that I kept asking myself questions like "how does a monkey understand the concept of 911?", which spells death for any horror film. #filmsky regionfree.net/primate-revi...

absolutely unreal. who can possibly hit publish on that and think "yes I have done my job as a journalist and editor. this is serving the reader"

Tilly is awake. Please, my life force, she’s very sick.

I’m concerned that the people in the internet might not always have the knowledge base necessary to hold the opinions that they espouse

My skin is so dry and my joints all hurt. I am not in my lane or at peace.

Cool man now tell me about Ashli Babbitt

Extremely bold to assume Johnson will be the sitting speaker by June.

Is the Shalvey donation one I agree with? No. But is it one I can respect? Again, no.

Anyway Tilly was up all night and I’ve caught her cold so I’m grumpy. But I’m also correct. Morally.

I remain of the opinion that using your hazards to indicate that you’ve found a really convenient place to park for a bit should automatically attract three penalty points.

The UK government needs to ban X at this stage. Getting off the platform is no longer anywhere near sufficient.

“Come down off the cross, we can use the wood” is an S-tier line.

Got bread in the oven, lads. On the plus side this means bread in the morning. But we must acknowledge the delta that is my need to remain awake to tend to the bread.

They should have let him run with “weird”. They should have had him saying “weird” every second of every appearance.

Every day that goes by where DC haven’t put Ahmed on a mainline Bat book is a day DC have dropped the ball.

Ironically this gives me greater hope than ever that the potus might actually care if Ukraine survives.

friends fear he is casting on again

Did… did his flight have a layover somewhere in Europe?