o no I have rediscovered the SCP Foundation. This could take a while.

Finished CONTROL for the second time. Still feel like I have no idea what’s going on. Still consider it one of the ten best games of all time.

A casual reminder, since we’re bringing looks into this, that Stephen Miller is five months younger than me.

He *is* weird. And bad at it. But I don’t think this is the best example. This is an example of how frit he is. The man lived his political life in a defensive crouch - he wouldn’t do the obviously correct thing until he was more scared of his MPs than he was of his understanding of the markets.

when you become leader of the labour party

Unlikely, given the prevailing climate in your average morgue.

Knew he was a wrong’un.

BY ENEMA?!

They’re calling the third place match the “bronze final”? Lads, isn’t it humiliating enough?

But why would I want cameras on my earphones?

Excuse me. The former MP for Clacton HAS a name…

ok but that’s not it is it?

But I don’t WANT to sign in to my tv. I just want to watch tv.

If the writers had guts they’d do a big crisis set piece over the weekend while there’s one guy who leads the largest party in parliament but he’s not the PM yet because we’re quirky.

Actually I don’t think it’s good if the incoming PM hasn’t decided who’ll be in his cabinet and is planning to firm it up over the weekend.

Good thing nobody ties any of the real economy to the yutz that runs these things.

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And is SINISTER

It’s 31 years since Newsweek discovered that bisexuality exists

We must go forward. Not backward. Upward, not forward!

The brief was “fix” the housing crisis, not “put a new spin on”

“If you have an SS flag…” is not the beginning of a sentence that should any way other than “why?” or “consider your life choices.”

Trivial Pantsuit is this anything?

brb, translating 'Hwæt!' as 'Chat!' and seeing how many furious scholars I can trap in this lobster pot

Looking forward to starting my new job as director of communications for Keir Starmer. Now to take a big swig of coffee and catch up with what’s been going on in Labour for the last month.

Walking to school past loads of kids looking excited and loads of parents staring grimly into the middle distance.

The brewdog guy making an ass of himself again, is it?

Imagine being one of the Hiss in Control. The last thing you see is a hot redhead *levitating and throwing rocks at you with her mind*. It would be a very confusing moment.

Ossoff gives good veep.

“You got used to my touch I got used to not… not feeling much” Cher was out there wrecking men when Taylor was just an ambition.

We keep banning things for under-16s without asking the question “hey, is 16 like a magical barrier at which point this shit isn’t bad for you?”

And Tilly-xander wept. For there were no worlds left to conquer.

Liz, mate. Pipe down.

It’s a shame to see Marvel turning back to a white American dude after so much recent success under an Asian EIC.

Barring anything catastrophic happening with the move tomorrow is the last time Tilly and I will walk our school route.

Friend you gotta tell me you see the problem here.

🎶 when I was A young boy My father Took me into the city To appoint a cabinet He said son when you grow up Will you be the PM for…

What’s got into Tom Tillis? Oh, he’s retiring you say?

Me the Hollow Knight 🤝 Getting fucken MERKED by the sun.

An all timer.

Lads, best toy ever has just dropped !

Bluesky asking me to verify my age and I’m like “well I’m here on this website, posting, so you know I’m at least 38.”

An absolutely magnificent post

If only there were something they could have done before this nefarious individual acted.

So, @comicprintinguk.bsky.social did stellar work printing this, as you would expect. Just signed, numbered and packed rather a lot of them to go in the post tomorrow.

I… don’t actually know my grandfather’s first name.

gonna start talking like this to my boss

"Civilization was a mistake" — me when I stay up too late playing Civilization

Me seeing the by line.