sometimes slang spontaneously develops within the bounds of a single skull, for example: the gym has a bunch of tiny plates (5 lbs, 2.5 lbs, 1.25 lbs) and when my plan calls for all three of them to be on a side plus the bigger plates, I caught myself thinking of them as "a whole cake"

Tomorrow night many friends and loved ones are doing this for me and it would be lovely if you shared this and tuned in. I don’t even know the full schedule, by design, so I will be as surprised and delighted as you. I am really humbled by the support I’ve gotten. I will try to live up to it.

Anything helps! Shares help too!

starling (seth rogen): if you could take this survey that would be so awesome. i could get out of your hair before this guy's done jacking off. hannibal lecter (danny mcbride): motherfucker that's miggs. me and him are boys, so you better watch yourself. i'm behind this glass cause i ate some dudes

This is AI, sorry everyone! This guy didn't make this. The guy he credits in his pinned post ALSO didn't make it. I found the guy who "made" it on instagram and he didn't make it either: a computer did. Oh well!

in "Future Legend," the spoken-word intro track to Diamond Dogs, there's this way that David Bowie sing-songily goes 'any day now' and I've been kinda murmuring it to myself all the time the way I used to jingle change in my pocket youtu.be/y9fbbMkYF8k?...

I'm cleaned out and I need to buy groceries and pay two bills this week. If anyone could contribute to my fundraising it would be a huge help! Thank you 🙏🏽❤️

<whistling for my boy Pynch>

so often "is this a vocal stim?" just comes down to "can I picture David Letterman saying it to Paul?" Hump-plumping injectables, Paul.

new vocal stim dropped

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struggling please send tips low on food, approaching living in my car again , and like yeahhhh it’s all bad rn

Happy Gary Retrograde everyone! The next two weeks are the only two weeks out of the year when Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman

mr. dink: douglas. can you put a price on the future. mr. dink: whether you say yes or no, a price is being put on it anyway. mr. dink: it's easy for me to go along with it. too much so. doug, having a power fantasy that will eventually sour into being killed in revolutionary war france: uh-huh

“i’d be concerned about that if i owned this place” - ancient renters’ proverb

dr and mrs wakefield in the blighted zone www.noncanon.com/comics/2026-...

So we were watching a broadcast from December 1994, the Christmas break I was 12, a period when I watched A LOT of MTV. Deep memories. This commercial came on, and I said "oh this was one of the best Buzz Clips, the one with Seether." www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEC8...

sharing again because im almost caught up with bills & have a job lined up but still need some help getting an oil change & work shoes 😅

A McHenryian moment is one where the absurdity of moment to moment life forces you to scribble out what you see for fear of losing the ethereal forever, btw

Had a (@tommchenry.bsky.social) McHenryian moment yesterday, we passed a parking lot on the way to a friend's house and saw this guy in cargo shorts and the puffiest jacket I ever saw standing in the middle of a moat of birdseed, silently observing the half dozen pigeons arrayed at his ankles

The roller

2 minute self portrait

This house will become a shrine, and punks and skins and rastas will all gather round and hold their hands in sorrow for their fallen leader. And all the grown-ups will say, "But why are the kids crying?" And the kids will say, "Haven't you heard? Rick is dead! The People's Poet is dead!"

graphic novel fixup that's just all my Western shards pushed into a single story

with cooter ray beechum near wiley creek www.noncanon.com/comics/2026-...

it's not your right to quiet the world. you as a human being are obligated to be in the world with other people even if that sucks shit sometimes. my neighbors listen to loud music and sometimes it's annoying but i also feel safe knowing my neighbors are okay and that if i need them they're there

maybe even a big part of the investiture of this whole deal is less about designing a machine that can replace your workers and more about embedding a kind of Rhetorical Truth Making Device into all aspects of authority and expertise in society then giving the other end of that device to the elite

Every time you try to do this thing where you exactly quantify with a definition human consciousness, you take one of the great mysteries and bind it with mechanistic limits that are 1) inevitably incorrect and 2) cheapen the mystery. You are setting a base price for your worth and driving it down.

I remember learning about the Hays Code in film school and how it made it so that any amoral protagonist had to meet karmic justice by the end of the film and going “wow, that’s really silly” and then once a week I log online and see people argue that we need stuff like that now or it’s problematic

Thinking about that STALKER bit again

Loomis has to wear a soft collar for a few minutes while his itchiness medication soaks in, and he's not as mad about it as I predicted. As long as he's eating a treat he forgets the humiliation (many such cases)

when Nickelodeon bought the building next door and expanded the studio in Burbank, they placed quotes from former creators around the campus. This one from my all time favorite Nick show The Adventures of Pete and Pete is like the blueprint I strive for in my own writing.

me when the Janus Films logo comes up on movie night

“Ohhh firefly ohh my beloved firefly” grow up

Had to knuckle down away from the paralyzing horrors and knock out some freelance work tonight. Sara put on a December 1994 broadcast of MTV Dreamtime (with commercials) and goddamn if the thing that didn't work for getting homework done in middle school works for getting paid work done in 2026.

I would beat cyborg ninja to death on three punches. Flips over the cubicle wall. Fist in the throat and he feels alive again. Cubicle wall again of course he's flipping over it. Your cloaking device sucks kill yourself. And Bang punch to the throat after flipping over cubicle wall. Youre out.

The thing about Anime Sickos podcast is that I didn't know Tom and Joe at all before Sara kept pushing me to listen to it, and now I know them IRL personally and I regard them as treasured friends and collaborators. Anime Sickos Podcast For Life

B-17 bomber crew then custodial work at Bell Labs | Sharecropper then mill worker then firefighter then school board

I rebuke Founder Mindset weed. That’s not weed that’s homework

I hear way too often from folks "I can't imagine a game where you lose and have to start over from scratch being fun" and buddy, that's the creative process in a nutshell

everybody hates this timeline until they are shown that there are no other timelines, free choice and random chance are myths, and every moment you think you experience are just neurons firing in the way that makes you play your part in keeping the grand machine in motion. it does suck though.

The administration’s complete failure to conceive of consequences of the Iran war is derived from the same impulse that makes them think anti-ICE protests must be astroturfed: they think so little of everyone else that they don’t realize being killed bothers us

Every comic I’ve ever drawn has taken a chunk of my health with it. Every cartoonist should be a millionaire for the amount of effort you have to put in.

MutualAid req: I try not to need to req help on here, but I'm behind on rent & struggling, even rationing parkinsons meds & gas. Disabled, trying to get my genius ASD kid thru their senior year. Grateful for ANY assistance. 🙏💖 Vmo: @maydaytrippe CshAp: $maydaytrippe Ppal: [email protected]

This game QUITE LITERALLY dug me out of one of my deepest depressions AND rewired my brain to love From Software games (which I had previously hated! LOATHED even!). I would pay for it a dozen times! I drew maps of the levels as I played them! Make it run not like ass!

Blind Alley No. 421