I fully believe in the corporate death penalty and believe we would be a better world if OpenAI lost its corporate charter and was forcibly dissolved. www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...

Been using Tidal for a few months and it's the same. Really no reason not to switch over (unless Tidal is also evil and they just haven't written about it yet lol)

Everyone on here is like "do NOT post anything you wouldn't want to explain to the cops!! be VERY careful!" Meanwhile the Virginia guy is like "the era of blood has begun and I will be its sword" and did not get in trouble and in fact got a new job

I ask all One Piece freaks to listen

This one admittedly doesn't really have much appeal to non-OP fans, but man oh man it was one of my all-time favorites to record. Marquez and I could have made this one ten hours. One Piece is the best. I love my friend "Luffy Da Monkey"

this shit right here is wrecker shit, as much as wrecker shit as any online leftist has done, if not more so. no wonder so many people are repulsed by anyone (rightly) saying 'vote blue no matter who', the most powerful elected Dem in the nation won't do it! it undermines the whole coalition! jfc

I want to be a guest on podcasts. I am Tom da Sicko from the acclaimed Anime Sickos Podcast. You will love to have me yapping on your show. Ask anyone. anyway bye bye

that reminds me. play my game

every science news article is like "chinese researchers invent cure for hurting your back getting out of bed" and every science policy news article is like "uncomfortable bed lobby successfully lobbies trump admin with $500 bribe"

The Chair Company is like ten times scarier than any horror media I’ve ever seen

Watch this animated Anime Sickos Podcast clip. thank you for your attention in this matter!

I've *never* seen someone deliver a joke so fucking badly. While not understanding the joke at the same time.

Discussing "da big topics" with @edzitron.com. Check out da full episode if you want, it's on the place podcasts are. If you don't like my editing I will go insane and cry so don't tell me

"someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying" comes from this tweet and is often used now to describe how in the modern economy, it's difficult to keep your family alive while still buying all the candles you need

Don’t see how that’s any of my business

Every time some one says “everyone is twelve now” to me here is how it feels. Imagine a kid saying “6 7” to you. Now imagine it’s your fault

it's ironic that we, as men, go all the way to jupiter to get more stupider. the trip itself requires quite a bit of know-how and tech savvy. if we really cared about getting stupider, like we all claim, we would look into more sustainable stupidizing options

Something we've been very clear about on Anime Sickos is that complaining kicks ass, and few people complain with as much frequency or verve as Ed Zitron. It makes you go insane when your country puts all its chips into stupid chatbots that suck ass. You don't have to take it! You can complain!!!

Put me on any given street corner in Chicago and give me three minutes and I will find a smarter person than this judge

My live show "Genius Night" (@geniusnight.bsky.social) is taking a nap til our recurring residency begins in Feb 2026. But until then: seriously check out our latest show. Everyone in this is on fire to the maximum. My piece is some of the best live comedy I ever did. I am doing promo

This must be what it’s like to meet Odin when you enter Valhalla. www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/...

baseball but it’s completely fixed

Do you remember what happens to Gladys at the end of the movie Weapons, well turns out in your imagination you can replace that character with anyone you want. Just saying that's an option you have.

Rewatching The Tatami Galaxy for the first time in over a decade after listening to this Anime Sickos episode and you know what? It's better than ever, get into it and also the podcast it's a good one

Talking with Minovsky is one of the more emotionally restorative things a person can do. It was so much fun to get into Tatami Galaxy with him. The awful world wants us stuck in our 4.5 tatami rooms folks. Don't let them do it! Opportunity is dangling right in front of your eyes!

The right could probably convince a huge slice of liberals to support food safety deregulation by framing it as getting rid of "purity tests"

honestly they're cooking here

My piece at this show (starts at 1:16:49) is probably one of the best performances I've done. Incredibly proud of this piece and so thankful for an audience that was willing to play along. Goddamn what a great show. Genius Night forever

lol not even attempting to do marketing here. Just doing the bit where L.T. Smash screams "join the navy!" at Otto

The rose-colored online life is paved with the pillars of modern misery. Let's talk anime and then break out of our 4.5 tatami rooms for a little while.

So happy to be a part of this and talk about my love of Magic the Gathering lore/bisexual furry awakenings (that’s how you know it was a good set) Watch the whole thing! Good pal @sadieposting.bsky.social crushes it up top and still thinking about @tomharrison.bsky.social screaming “NO DO OVERS!”

big thanks to @geniusnight.bsky.social for letting me show a captive audience this important image last night

Sunday President diarrheas on the country, Monday President bulldozes White House, Tuesday President steals $230 million, Wednesday President... fucks a horse? Let's see if he fucks a horse.

My piece went over better than I could have ever imagined. What a great show, every one of the performers absolutely slayed. This video is for da ages...

It fucking crushed. I’m god

My piece for this is the dumbest shit I ever wrote. There are so many little jokes woven into the very logistics of its construction and performance that likely no one will notice but me. I don't think there's been a piece I am more excited to do. God it's stupid...please come see it TONIGHT!

What are the odds that this is the promo post that convinces someone to go to Genius Night? Well in case you are that guy: come to this show at Cafe Mustache at 7pm tonight! It will be so funny!! And free! The lineup is outta dis world!!! Come out and become a genius with us!

The next administration--which, God willing, will be sane--should try Trump for murder. The insane, politicized, wholly-made-up Supreme Court immunity decision should be overridden--Congress should legislate sensible immunity rules, and strip courts' jurisdiction to review.

Two-part plan to become a genius: 1. Come to this show 2. Wear a mask while you're at the show Done!

If you are in Chicago you must go to Genius Night tomorrow. 7pm at Cafe Mustache.

If you aren't sure if you want to come to Genius Night tomorrow, I present to you this recording of the first Genius Night last month which will serve as evidence of its greatness and excellence. Basically you gotta go. Go!!! Tomorrow at 7 at Cafe Mustache!!

As nice as the No Kings rally was, it sure was unpleasant how there were so many signs with AI-Generated art of Trump looking disgusting and shitting. Anyway, time to logg on and see the official communications of my government

TOMORROW: Genius Night is the comedy show that makes you a genius. Sicko fans got to be coming to this. We got Josh hosting, me (Tom), @sadieposting.bsky.social, Lynda Cortez, @bosh.worstpossible.world, @dono.bsky.social, and @kirkmanbrandon.bsky.social filling in for Joe. BE THERE!! IT'S FREE!!

Brandon is one of the greatest heroes of all time for filling in last minute after Joe had to drop out due to health bullshit. You must come see him perform at Genius Night tomorrow at 7pm at Cafe Mustache or else

notice the general mood of the timeline? how everyone is in a good mood and there’s a lot less misery and dooming? how there’s a lot of “we’re going to beat these assholes”? anyway that’s why these events are important

Chicago No Kings protest was mostly just standing around. My goal was to make the aerial shots more impressive so in that I am a success and hero