lol you just know the author fell for this shit hook line and sinker

Never trust a Fountayne, especially when he's trying to help. Lull him into a false sense of security at www.lydiadisappears.com/episodes/6-c...

Most people are afraid to say this

just imagined a new type of American guy who has somehow aligned himself with the wildfire smoke

can't stop thinking about this brand I saw in takashimaya kashiwa...

If there’s one thing we at Family Animation look for in our guests, it’s that they don’t come at this from theory.

We here at the Fountayne Foundation cannot emphasize enough how important it is that you do not allow yourself any sympathy for the cube. Don't you have enough to worry about? Perceive the cube at www.lydiadisappears.com/episodes/5-i...

hey, remember: don't eat anything and don't breathe

this comic is from 2014 and is one of the most singularly vindicated comics. even if it was already correct then it is even more correct now

i love to get diarrhea in lava world

me looking at two images:

I have seen a gnome every day of my life

it's not an own to point out that all these fucking guys trying to deny trans people their hormones are so into HGH and whatnot. they don't care either way about 'gender affirming care.' they want to be he-men and they want trans people to die. to them the two projects are perfectly coherent

the food safety stuff is another reminder that a large, huge, gigantic part of being a republican is going “lmao why are we spending money to prevent horrifying disasters from happening if they never happen 🤪”

GOD: thou shalt make a PODCAST where you describe PICTURES OTHER PODCASTS: No! We’re too afraid! We won’t do it!! ANIME SICKOS PODCAST: what are you guys yapping about. Shut up

Just found. Out my good efriend Linsey G has passed away. I am only now lrearning about his career but I speak for the entire Terraria server when i say we have lost greatly

Happy birthday to “Tom da Sicko.” His birthday wish is, if you have not listened to Anime Sickos Podcast, please do that. If you have, carry on

Happy birthday to me

people online:"the founding fathers were evil because of slave-" Actual Democratic-Republicans in the 1790s: KILL GEORGE WASHINGTON

Friend (Normie comedy fan): There's nothing funnier than slipping on a banana peel. LOL! Me: (into intellectual dark comedy) And Dying

I just heard about the craziest thing. I can’t believe this. Have you heard of this. It’s called “Anime Sickos Podcast”

Timely, hopeful & crucial article from @annamerlan.bsky.social. Here’s a key excerpt to carry in your heart this weekend & beyond.

I truly don’t see how this country can go on if we don’t ban online sports betting. This story is stomach-turning.

So do I get a cowriters credit for this one or what

I was afraid to say it publicly before because I didn't want to jinx the project before it had any momentum. But now that I am 70k+ words into the first draft it is now safe to say: I am Writing A Novel

imperial decline began the second the Disney Quest in the Loop shuttered

@tomharrison.bsky.social I'm starting to listen to The Disappearances of Lydia Fountayne and I have a lot of good things to say, but right now the main one in my mind is "holy shit Tom you're a good actor and very fun to listen to"

E is for dack. That is me. Now you listen to anime sickos podcast

It rules that you can be a dumb idiot with no relevant education and barely any exposure to the news and issues and still be extremely right about almost everything months in advance. Folks: that fucker had a Nazi tattoo

Lydia might be lost somewhere beneath the all-seeing gaze of a hateful moon, with no hope of rescue and nothing to eat but roots, grubs, and lightly-toasted books... but at least she has someone to talk to! Listen to episode 4: No Way Out now www.lydiadisappears.com/episodes/4-n...

Had to cancel July 4th roof party due to weather. But on the bright side. Check this out. Note I'm on A10 (naturally)

PK sicko is what you cast in Earthbound when you love this podcast

everything u said resonated my brother

i want to apologize to any followers i may have inadvertently cost their once in a lifetime huge payout when i said on the day he was shot that people should be exceedingly cautious about what they post online. that was my bad. lesson about responsible social media use unlearned

Just found out about the Wizardry remake for the Famicon. This might be the best thing I've ever seen. Can you imagine a hippo in a dungeon. #CRPG #DungeonCrawler #Famicon

Punching down is when you take a script and make the jokes longer and the pacing really shaggy and just kind of add a lot of filler. This is why comedians say never to do it

I will be doing "a comedy bit" to open this show. As if that weren't enough, the show will also happen afterwards. That's a two for one deal. In today's economy you can't afford to miss the savings

i will not be having sex live on stage. but will you? also probably not, but there’s only one way to find out

Sorry I was absent from my job as the Baby Healthcare Slasher. I had depression for reasons that I’m sure are entirely unrelated to that. Anyways back to my job giving everyone infectious diseases and driving teenagers to suicide.

I cringe at the train coming at me in movies. I have never watched a train that was actually imperative to the story. It always makes me feel like the producer is trying to run me over with the train

Tom and I make the dumbest cameo in this! It was the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time. Genius Night is the best

I cringe at jokes in movies. I have never watched a joke that was actually imperative to the story. It always makes me feel like the producer is working out some sort of improv class.

I suppose I should be humble but I will not: my opener crushed and I'm one of the funniest performers in the world

It's really pretty stunning when you zoom out. We're living through the rapid erosion of voting, civil, abortion, LGBTQ, and immigrant rights along with the deconstruction of the administrative state and the press is pretty much saying, in unison, "well they have a point."

It's new Disappearances of Lydia Fountayne day. You must listen to this wonderful funny/spooky/mysterious audio drama. I'm in this one a lot!

Hey Sickos fans. Sorry for taking pretty much a whole month off. This Weds a new episode drops and the drought will be over. Some may fear that after a long absence, we will be rusty. Turns out no. This ep is a classic banger that made me say "this is the best podcast of all time" unprompted.

makes you think

My goose value is 72 but 71 is still very respectable, this goose should still be proud of it