Here I was, in the dark, trying to engage in my Sickos Mandated Dude Time, and these fuckin' yucksters deliver an episode that made me laugh so hard it almost woke my wife... which would have interrupted my dude time!

In this episode, Joe gave his son a book that permanently altered the boy's perception of the cosmos and ever since he's never been able to know a moment's peace. Hopefully the process of turning his kid into an HP Lovecraft protagonist also doesn't make him afraid of The Portuguese

This is a really good episode! It got me thinking about the types of stories that scare me (basically "regular person does a crime and is so bad at crime and is so gonna get caught") and then guess what kind of nightmare I had last night. So this podcast actually scared me!!

Chicago folks, you must go to this show. Both for the self-evident reasons that can be easily gleaned from the quoted post, but also because "the opener" will be "me"

This episode is worth it for the many bleh sounds alone

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I have to post this as a youtube link because bluesky is an insane website with absurd restrictions on video size

WARNING! This is the SCARIEST podcast episode ever recorded!! Do NOT listen if you are some kind of laughable bitch!!!

im *scared* of how much i'll enjoy this episode

The story about Joe’s son at the start here just wrecks me.

OUT NOW: The Sickos have the final word on that famous emotion, "Fear." What is fear? What does it mean to be spookified? Why is it so scary when a guy pops out and goes blehhh? Our wide-ranging discussion finally answers these age-old questions and more.

It's crazy that they still haven't released Cloth Mother 3 outside of Japan

April 2026 was our third best month ever in terms of total downloads. I guess it‘s true what they say: anime sickos podcast

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please take a moment to imagine a Smash Bros direct where Sakurai is explaining Sy Ableman's kit

Cloth mother had food today

"who should they put in Smash Bros" is one of the all-time classic Dude Conversation Topics

This is a great episode. Very funny to hear Tom Harrison say "2025 was a nothing year for me" when he fuckin created Genius Night

Folks have you heard about Cloth Mother, you can hug her, soft as anything. Crazy stuff. Cloth Mother.

OUT NOW: The Sickos have recently utilized their powerful brains to increase their quality of life even in the face of unemployed loserdom and are here to share their findings with you. Plus, we list the six best new characters that a new Smash Brothers game must feature. This one is a classic folks

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Pals, you need to say “Anime Sickos Podcast” or you’ll let the demons in

Anime Sickos Podcast

finally a movie that answers “what does it mean to behave rationally in the modern capitalist system?” (namely: make every other human your enemy who you must destroy at all costs in order to reap ever-dwindling rewards. Also your milf wife thinks you’re gross now)

this movie taught me that Korea is one giant forested incline. like the Hot Rod scene where he falls forever but NOT funny. majestic

I saw this movie in theaters the night before a job interview. I was the only one in the theater and I'm pretty sure the projectionist was smoking weed. I thought that if I got the job this movie would have been a funny good luck charm in an ironic way. But I got rejected so maybe it jinxed me.

OUT NOW: The Sickos watched the 2025 movie No Other Choice, a movie about loser husbands with no jobs. Personally we think it is so rude that we were not cast in a movie based on our lives but whatever, we don't speak Korean. This movie is insanely funny and fucked up, Sickos fans cannot miss it

Charles in this episode claims to have seen the money train, which ceased operation in NYC in 2006. Haters will say he was "wrong" or "didn't look at the train right." I know the truth: he saw the money train's ghost

Charles said he wasn't an Anime Sicko but also had specific and correct opinions about Hunter X Hunter. duality of man

OUT NOW: @ugarles.bsky.social claims not to be an Anime Sicko and proceeds to have more anime knowledge by far of any guest we've had. We discuss how being the exact kind of podcasters we are is the most moral thing in the world, ultrarare specialty trains, lawyers with funny billboards, and more.

21. I went Sicko Mode with @tomharrison.bsky.social and @shariauncle.bsky.social on @animesickos.bsky.social

ME: your name is pretty unusual considering where you're Of LAWRENCE OF ARABIA: yeah,

Jon Bon Jovi is French for Good Joyous Johnathan

What is this, a podcast for geniuses?

On Record Club, we covered Steve Reich's Music for 18 Musicians, a hypnotic masterpiece of modern classical that actually sounds good to normal people. Also when you abbreviate it, it looks like you are setting up some kind of kink event. "Mf18M," come on. Join our patreon to listen!!

Hello everyone. The show is "TONIGHT." It is at Cafe Mustache and it begins at 7. Go or else. That is all

You don’t have to go to this. If you want to be fuckin stupid I mean. It’s your funeral. A dumbass funeral. Couldn’t be me

Wearing a mask to Genius Night is: 1. A certified genius move 2. A great way to show solidarity with the disabled and immunocompromised in our community!

this evening at cafe mustache i will be teaching the people of chicago how to convince their friends to play bungie’s new extraction shooter MARATHON. if you would like to receive this important information, come to 2313 n milwaukee ave at 7pm. thank you for your attention to this matter

my wife has informed me that the Millville nutrigrain bar equivalents are No Good. please update your joe alamanac accordingly

reposting to remind my extremely poor, under-employed ass to listen to this later, but maybe you will enjoy it too

As a person who has tried to give the Millville cheerios to a toddler: no podcast has ever been more correct about anything

shopping at Aldi feels like the grail scene in The Last Crusade

The cold open sketch for this one is something I'm really proud of. A true one-joke sketch that exists to make one punchline only. I recommend listening to it a second time once you know what's coming.

OUT NOW: Listen folks, no one has money and it's only get worse. You either gotta start shopping at Aldi or start shopping at the coffin store. Most Aldi products are good, but you gotta know the joke foods they stock as a trap. We are here to tell you which Aldi brand items to avoid at all costs.