I say this every single day, as someone who has worked retail their entire adult life. If there was justice in the universe, it would be legal for me to cattle-prod a customer at any time for any reason. I would be issued a cattle prod, and enough LSD to make everything ok every shift.

Slowpoke Cove 🌊

This rule? In the RPG Zephyr? Owns

The most recent episode of X-Men 97 is a terrible fucked 7p day for Wolverine. But Sabertooth? Probably second best day of the year.

Okay, something slightly new. I wrote a story in anger. It's heavy and it made me cry. It is about UK trans stuff. There isn't much plot; it's mostly conversation. There's a lot of talk of suicide. If this doesn't sound like much of an advert, it isn't. write.as/inclusions/a...

The only time I ever felt like a wise old mentor in a kung fu movie was when I was running Wild Talents and one of my players (whose expectations had been established by dragon games) and they kept having scenes about their characters beliefs, to trigger their Passions and Loyalties, to gain 1/2

For guns and swords I will just say this. Revolver Chapstick every single weapon has a clip. Including swords. www.patreon.com/CyberneticCo...

shadowrun but it's in the 1930s prohibition era

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See, I want to run an X-Men game, but I want players who are willing to get a little toxic with it, y'know?

🕯️Manifesting 🕯️

The only book I remember my parents ever Having a Conversation with me after they found me reading it as a kiddo was Abbie Hoffman's Steal this Book and that was because some of the pirate radio and grow-op stuff was outdated & they didn't want me trying the molotov cocktail recipe out

The ending of Autumnal Conductor has broken the heart of every single reader that made it through, but I think it has nothing on the climax of Wintry Squama. I am either gonna lose everyone or my arguments over the book are strong enough for everyone to think it is the coolest shit ever.

In my recent Wild Talents campaign, the players had a bluescreen moment when they realized that due to the sheer power they had accumulated, international bodies are nervous around them. But I think that moment is actually what makes Wild Talents such a compelling system.

Just trying some stuff out with colors, jotting down ideas for a Changeling: the Lost character. I almost wrote "it's not a lot" but that's clearly a lot of of lady. By square centimeters if anything.

is it democracy or is it just democracycore

X-Men ‘97 has a fun premise: what if the X-Men were doing awesome shit all the time?

when someone talks about a character with flaws and deep-seated issues and whether or not they're "redeemable" or "worth saving"

I'm no expert, but between local 58, candle cove, broodhollow, etc., it sure seems like kris straub was a key tributary to the cultural river that produced the current moments being had by analog horror, creepypasta horror, and lovecraftian comedy. Maybe try hiring/funding him directly?

Lately, ive been waking up at 5am when my wife goes to work, and i spend the intervening time before I actually have to start my day reading spooky stories in the dark.

As a Jew, if you're giving me an option, I'm choosing the anti-american, islamist communists

FINALLY! SOMEONE ELSE WHO FUCKIN' GETS FOURTH WORLD STUFF.

Truthfully? I'm Roger Rabbit coded, funny, dramatic, conflicts with the law, can't resist a good bit, married to a beautiful woman on the basis of "He makes me laugh." Best paired up with a taller guy.

If only a daring, two fisted critic had written an article about this.... Oh wait! splitparty.substack.com/p/how-player...

I actually have this tattooed on my lower back.

It may be a blatant piece of propaganda, but my heart stirs everytime I hear Norman Corwin say "The superman of towmorrow lies at the feet of you common men of this afternoon."

we have greatly refined and simplified the way a bunch of rules in Torchship work by removing all the old ones and replacing it with a fully functional system for creating telecom networks and distributed computing systems no part of this statement is a joke

This is the most correct take I've seen in a long fucking time. I firmly believe we need more acessible text, but for the love of fuck, people would need to actually read the books to know if they are acessible or not.

Chief, I aint gonna lie to you. I really wanna play in a werewolf the apocalypse game.

WOE! FRENCHIE UPON YE

The GPS is also just spouting fun facts... and also resting on a dancing hulu girl.

Here I was, in the dark, trying to engage in my Sickos Mandated Dude Time, and these fuckin' yucksters deliver an episode that made me laugh so hard it almost woke my wife... which would have interrupted my dude time!

My phone reminded me of this old meme I posted 4 years ago

Recently, one of my closest friends, the funny, talented and kind @ettin.itch.io, lost his mother, after acting as his family's primary care support for a decade. She's why he has a career as a writer. He is trying to cover the costs of her cremation, and needs our support: gofund.me/40f37091a

My wife for years has been saying that the idea bread to use with chili is a tortilla, kept on the side and eaten between chili bites. I have argued against it, till today when I tried it. She isn't home, and has no social media so she must never know

If you haven't tried the Evernight demo yet you really should. If you haven't followed @cempoaloon.bsky.social yet, you should do that too. If you've heard about what we're up to with this and want to support the work, the best way to do that is with a Patreon sub. www.patreon.com/posts/we-did...

Being a gamemaster is a massive responsibility. It was my responsibility to introduce a pack of garou into my VTM chronicle. They got the players attention by playing street hockey at midnight and flying a sign that said "Ask me about my Primogen."

The Law of Conservation of Characters and Locations There's the urge to make a new character or room whenever you need one, and sometimes you do! But also keep track of all the characters and rooms you've made so far; could you use one you've already established instead?

Bringing back a classic #LancerRPG

Go! Watch Bren stream! Spyro time

he really fucking did. he saw god about to deny him entry to heaven and you can see it in his eyes

NEW LOCAL 58 DROPPED ANALOG HORROR SICKOS GET IN HERE www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_Ql...

Today, in my glamorous life as a man of letters, I’m ordering a wrist cushion off Etsy as a legitimate business expense and suggesting in some Delta Green editing that threats in DG need to “refute or interrogate something that makes human life worthwhile.”

Behold! The Critics strut the stage and prepare their scene, will they lampoon or lambast Masks of The Leviathan? Watch on! open.substack.com/pub/splitpar...

If you say “heritage not hate” 3 times in front of a mirror, William Sherman will appear and burn your house down…

My prince told me neonates keep breaching the Masquerade and she says that she just goes to the disco and gets a new coterie to blood hunt the breacher so I said it sounds like she is just feeding the Masquerade to neonates and then her harpy started crying

Whenever one of my regular tabletop players ask why I did extra work to make something mechanically and thematically relevant.

"Who are we, who wander this Skyless World in search of our lost self?"