This owns extremely hard. If by some absolute calamity of fate I found myself on a state supreme court, I would just entertain myself writing opinions that ended with "oh also this is all under state law, independent of what federal law says, so you don't have jurisdiction to reverse me"

Growing food crops under solar panels is called Agrivoltaics. Lots of crops benefit from growing underneath them. I know in Maine they were piloting wild blueberries, and in Massachusetts cranberries. You can also graze animals like sheep or if you mount them high cows (not goats - they climb)

[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit

Me be like

"Consumers must spend $800 billion on AI within a few years, to justify investment from 2023-24" lol. LOL. LMAO. LMFAO. OMGWTFBBQ.

Smart. Harder to conceal doing the jerkoff motion in person than it is on Zoom

First domestic military coup in American history kicks off because this donkey makes all the generals sit in bleacher seating and listen to him talk about Conquering The Beta Within into a headset mic.

DON'T LET IT HAPPEN TO YOU 🫵

Mamdani serves a full, nutritious meal in an era where politics is either deadly poison or vacuous junk food. He uses the tried and true "we did, we can, we will" framework that helps abate cynicism but without papering over past harms or present injustice.

I can't stop thinking about the Riyadh Comedy Festival. A Saudi prince watching Whitney Cummings and being like, "That is what dating on the apps is like. She nailed it"

[the shooter is unidentified] the left must be purged with the sword [the shooter is, again, a compulsive masturbator who loved Hitler] I believe it was pascal who said that the heart has reasons that reason may not know

new peacemaker is good. only a serial killer would think the ostrich beanie baby was cute

😔

Is it just me, or is....have things gotten stranger in the last two or three weeks?

Staggered by Peacemaker S2. Yes it’s an action packed, crass, hilarious hang out with weirdos. But it’s taking a huge risk emotionally by asking its lead and all of America without pulling punches: is what you think will make you happy worth other peoples’ oppression? Isn’t perfection just fascism?

This is actually true. Research shows that homework does not, for instance, help them retain information better even though we're told it does. Particularly before HS it's detrimental to a lot of kids who just be outside or doing something else.

As I’ve said not a huge fan of the movie, but I am a huge fan of blowing $175 million of Zaslav’s money on cathartic imagery of revolutionaries freeing people from ICE detention centers shot on film like it’s a Chris Nolan superhero movie

begging CNN to release the footage of experts being asked this question

hi! im kate! this is some of my recent and older work. im in a confusing void between handpainting and stylized pbr 🖌️ www.artstation.com/kprobeck

ok this one is pretty funny. is there a big market for fuckable croissants

I know old Waypoint fans probably know her for her jokes, but Danika is one of the best people I’ve ever worked with, a master at connecting your work to the people who need to see it, and someone who takes the job part of the job seriously even as she brings a lot of joy and humor to the office.

its absolutely wild how TNG looks. look at all these bold, clashing colours of the normal characters in an unremarkable shot on the second most common set. they'd never let you shoot sci fi like this now you'd be sent to director jail

You mother fucker I have never once wanted to upload to OneDrive, just let me attach the file to the email

I'm a reporter not a political strategist, but one answer to the question of "What can the opposition do?" is "Use the extraordinary investigative powers members of Congress have even when in the minority to get new information courts and journalists can't get."

how is the I Think BDS Is Bad And Ineffective For Serious Leftist Reasons contingent doing on this fine thursday morning?

Microsoft will no longer allow Israel to use its cloud services to enable its mass surveillance of occupied Palestinians – "the first known case of a US technology company withdrawing services provided to the Israeli military since the beginning of its war on Gaza"

Whatever the reason Hegseth is calling all these generals to Virginia for, you gotta assume that it probably could have been an email.

they should bring back the punishment of sewing people up in a big leather bag full of weasels, and this guy should be the first one to receive it

It rocks that this sort of thing is just playing with the sound on in every waiting room in the country once you get 50 miles outside a major city. Two people with stuffed animal eyes shaking their heads sadly over footage of the president being inconvenienced briefly.

CHOTINER: And you’ve said you’re a lesbian. ME: That’s right, Isaac. CHOTINER: So you’re a woman and you, what, you kiss other women? Have sex with other women? ME: I do both of those things yeah. CHOTINER: That’s so cool. ME: Thanks Isaac

The people “enforcing” immigration law under this administration understand what their real job is but we’re all supposed to pretend it’s something else

A lot of people sent this to me saying “Lt Shaxs would love this car because he could eject the warp core” and they were correct.

Do you want to screen Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile in your town or city, unlike a cowardly major movie chain? Email us at [email protected]. We'll allow you to screen it for free. Yes, again, this is real.

I finally cleaned up my messy cablework

Italy has moved me to tears for 3 days straight. Bravo ❤️

hi, cis folks! do you trust the senate to decide whether you can have healthcare or if you legally exist under the law or where you can legally wash your hands or pee? neither do we! please tap into the thread & tell senators our civil rights & lives matter—even more than the jimmy kimmel show!

"Now in some ways I think of myself as a cage without a bird in it. I don't think that everyone can be okay with that. Me, I always like a little mystery. Where does the singing come from?" - @tychobrahe.bsky.social

“I mean, you try saying ‘I’m so happy for you’ without sounding like Alan Rickman delivering a withering putdown.”

Kavanaugh thinks this is a minor inconvenience, not something of concern under the 4th amendment

free your mind from Shareholder Disease! I cannot think of a less joyful use of brainpower than sitting in a theater wondering "How could this possibly be profitable for WB?"

I’m absolutely not saying it doesn’t have real practical applications in some fields but it seems like a bad sign for the current AI boom that any time I see a practical consumer application of it, my immediate response is “can I turn this off?”

Hey! Someone figured it out!!

something like this is the case with basically every shooter btw you don’t get to ‘i will murder my enemies one by one’ via any of the more well-worn political alignments

if you dont stop calling us nazis we will have the secret police disappear you to a slave labor camp

This is not a romance. Nobody is "in love" with apps. There are no A.I. boyfriends. You cannot "date" a chatbot. Accepting this framing and treating it as real is tech-industry propaganda. slate.com/technology/2...

the epstein stuff is so funny man because it's like. everyone IN THE WORLD knows what's in there. probably some of the smarter orangutans too. but we gotta have some pea brain guy go in front of congress and flip out and pretend like it's not what WE ALL KNOW IS IN THERE it's absurd

loling at the idea of the rapture people quietly cleaning up the notes they wrote for the people left behind and putting them in the recycle bin