I for one think the Epstein Ballroom will be magnificent. I love the decor theme of “what if Uday Hussein ran a Ramada Inn.” And giving it a theme song everyone will associate with it is a stroke of brilliance! “Thank Heaven for Little Girls” is very catchy.

The thing about No Kings the GOP doesn't seem to get isn't that we hate you as much as it is that we recognize you for what you are. You're a threat. You're a threat to our lives, our livelihoods, our families, our friends. We WILL drive you out of power. You haven't given us any other choice.

One side says “No Kings”. The other says “I love Hitler”. Hmmm… which one hates America?

I’ll be there, representing with Santa Cruz

Don't get me wrong. Under the First Amendment, you have the right to say you love Hitler. You have the right to call Black people by a word we all know. And the rest of us have the right to think you're a Nazi piece of shit. And we will. And we'll fire your sorry ass, too, fuckface.

www.nokings.org I’m in…

Find your local No Kings event here: www.nokings.org?SQF_SOURCE=h...

People compare the United States' fascism today to Germany's fascism in the 1930s, but it's actually far more shameless and stupid.

Donald Trump has never been more scared. J.D. Vance is eagerly waiting in the wings. . . www.salon.com/2025/10/03/i...

This current American presidential administration is run by people who are quite obviously mentally ill, and we need to start talking about that.

🚨 THE TRUMP SHUTDOWN HAS OFFICIALLY BEGUN

Oh, honey . . . YOU'RE the serious public safety threat. Just get the fuck out of our lives, you lawless Nazi thugs.

This is a declaration of war against United States citizens

DISNEY: "OK, we are putting Jimmy Kimmel back on the air. You can resubscribe now." ME: "I unsubscribed because you immorally bowed to fascism. I'm not going to resubscribe because you immorally bowed to finances."

Border Czar Tom Homan was caught by the FBI accepting bribes - on camera - to deliver government contracts in exchange for $50,000 in cash. Pam Bondi knew. Kash Patel knew. Emil Bove knew. And they made the investigation go away. A corrupt attempt to conceal brazen graft.

if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved

“Today’s conservatives are certainly radical—they are hostile to the rule of law, subsidiarity, and institutions—but what they want isn’t so much change as domination…This isn’t a program that’s concerned with changing policies; it’s a fetish for domination.” open.substack.com/pub/thebulwa...

The fact that Matthew Dowd lost his job for pointing out Charlie Kirk’s hate speech, while Brian Kilmeade openly suggests we should euthanize the homeless and there is zero outrage, shows exactly what is terribly wrong with today’s political mainstream media.

there's a weird feedback loop where the media's reaction to kirk's death pushes you to speak more ill of the dead than you otherwise would because it's the only reasonable response to the simpering praise they're heaping on him

Today’s vocabulary word is “schadenfreude”

WHAT THE ACTUAL F*CK

Thanking God for sparing you in a natural disaster is a bit like sending a thank you note to a serial killer for murdering the family next door.

AOC: If anybody says “this isn’t fair, I'm gonna have to divest all my stocks if I run for congress” maybe you should stay home.

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Think of the SA men who shouted "Heil Hitler!" as the SS executed them in the Night of Long Knives. Or the Communist Party members who stayed strong Communists in the gulag.

Buying anything from overseas is about to get more expensive, more logistically complicated, slower, and overall more annoying. Film photography community, retro games community, people into skincare already seeing chaos on eBay. eBay sellers locking US buyers out. www.404media.co/trump-tariff...

A 1955 writer casually dropping a “Germans tended to go along with Nazis just like your all-American wife goes along with segregation” is both the answer and the question for “how we got here”

There are 273 Republican members of Congress, and not ONE with a spine to push back on the dictator who just fired Lisa Cook and is deploying the military against our cities. Disgraceful.

FUTURE HISTORY TEACHERS: “It was 2025 and the nation looked ready to become a dictatorship. But thankfully at the last minute, the insane president had a sudden dissecting aortic aneurysm and died. He was replaced with a guy who was quickly defeated because everyone kept calling him ‘couch-fucker.’”

If you find yourself repeating fascist threats and lies and bluster, you are only helping them. “They’re going to deport Kilmar to Uganda on Monday.” Shut the fuck up. No they’re not. They want you to think they’re invincible monsters. They’re not. They’re decaying pedophiles.

To all my people in other time zones, this is your official permission to wake me up in the middle of the night if he passes while I'm asleep. Making me wait until I wake to celebrate is cruel. Y'all woke me up at 3 am for 9/11, and I didn't complain, but if you deny me this ecstatic glee, no bueno.

I like presidents who know Slavery is bad, not "WOKE."

So when Trump finally strokes out, I wonder who will play Khrushchev to his Stalin?

If you're watching Trump's press conference, a good way to make sure you fully comprehend his message is whenever he says "homeless," "criminals," "scum," "filth," "savagery," "gang," and/or "illegal," substitute in the word "black."

Your quarterly reminder to read this essay from 1941, called "Who Goes Nazi?" You might recognize some people from your life within the piece. harpers.org/archive/1941...

Exactly! The 1,000 or so employees were tasked with marking the names of high profile figures for redaction. There was even a master spreadsheet on the high side SharePoint used to log the mentions of Trump himself for redaction. www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...

To recap: More than 1,000 FBI agents were assigned to comb through the Epstein Files to flag any mentions of Trump’s name for higher-ups. The FBI then redacted Trump’s name from the files before ultimately deciding not to release the documents. COVER UP!!!

“The president cut your health care so he could build himself a golden ballroom” is a pretty easy message to sell

So what are the Las Vegas odds on Maxwell…pardon or “suicide”? #epsteinfiles

The answer for every single thing Trump has done for the last two weeks and will do for the next six weeks is just “because he’s a pedophile and covering it up.”

As bad as you may think the Epstein files are for Donald Trump, apparently, Attorney General Pam Bondi, Speaker Mike Johnson, and Donald Trump himself know that they are even worse.

The DOJ has digital tools to search 100,000 Epstein files in seconds, so why did 1,000 federal employees work 24-hour shifts to flag Trump’s name? Because it’s not about finding the truth. It’s about controlling the narrative. If there’s nothing to hide, release the files.

He wasn’t shot. He didn’t win. He’s on the list. That is all

if you’re a politician and thinking about using some variation of the word “bipartisan,” i recommend reading the sentence aloud while adding “with nazis” right after “bipartisan” and see if it still scans as something as you want to say.

ICE is well on its way to being fully reorganized as an SS-style “Presidential Guard Division. The attacks on migrants are just practice/training before they are unleaded on the general population. Prove me wrong. #ICE

Q: What's the difference between Hitler and Trump? A: Hitler liked dogs. And didn't get famous because his father had hundreds of millions of dollars.

1977: why would the bartender in star wars even care if some robots with artificial intelligence came into his bar 2025: ohhh ok

The first group of immigrants has arrived at a new “camp” deep in the Florida Everglades, where officials are openly describing it as “concentrating” certain people in one area. Have you seen the photos of the flooding? This entire site is a human rights violation.