So, they're going to blame women and Tylenol.

Tuesday is Rapture Day again and you know what that means. Rapture Balloons! Prepare a length of stout cord with a slip knot on one end and keep it at the ready. When you see a Christian starting to lift off, lasso an ankle and tie off the other end to something heavy. Rapture balloon.

If we're getting bases back, I say we demand the return of Camp Century, because super secret atomic powered missile base buried in the Greenland icesheet is just the sort of leverage we need to bring down the cost of groceries.

I would love to be part of the conversation on MSNBC related to the Kimmel story and it's chilling effects on first amendment, but unfortunately I was terminated by MSNBC for stating that "hateful thoughts lead to hateful words which lead to hateful actions".

After years of complaining about cancel culture, the current administration has taken it to a new and dangerous level by routinely threatening regulatory action against media companies unless they muzzle or fire reporters and commentators it doesn’t like.

Disney is the John Fetterman of companies.

There's a local farm near my house where for a couple of dollars you can ride a little steam train around the fields. They don't have any fancy gold plated footmen, but the old guy who runs the locomotive will tell you all about corn if you want.

When you ride in the King's Golden Carriage, they give you a little paper crown and let you curse at actors dressed up like peasants.

So, an act of violence and now the Republican government, using manufactured information based on racism and testerical conspiracy theories, is going to take violent ill-considered unconstitutional revenge on people who had nothing to do with it? It just don't get any more George Bush than that.

If you're not sufficiently sorrowful at Robert Redford's death I will NOT call your employer and demand your termination. Because I'm not in a cult and I'm not a complete asshole. You and I will probably not be friends though.

Remember: No matter what terrible thing happens today, and there will be something because that's the world we live in now, no matter how bad, no matter who's involved, no matter what, Nancy Mace is the real victim.

Listen, I shouldn't have to be the one to tell you this, but if as a Christian you die and end up in Valhalla instead of the Christian heaven, well, you done fucked up.

The alleged shooter, the one Trump announced he'd caught this morning, is reportedly a 22 year old, straight, white, Christian male, a Trump loving MAGA, the son of a cop turned evangelical minister, from a Trump loving MAGA family of gun nuts. Seems Charlie Kirk radicalized Charlie Kirk's killer

I'll tell you, I wish liberals leaped into action when it came to voting as fast as they do when you make a minor typo on Facebook. Fuck me.

Karoline Leavitt's lie to deflect a question about a check from "DJTrump" to Epstein for a "fully depreciated" woman was stupid, even for her. Multiple women have experiences that show Epstein and Trump did think of women as objects for trading. www.salon.com/2025/09/12/e...

"He reviled, belittled, and demeaned large numbers of my fellow Americans, but he was quite cordial to me" sets my teeth on edge.

The guy who said Obama was born in Kenya has some breaking news on the Charlie Kirk shooter

The bird food I buy to stock my feeders has gone from $19 for a 20lb bag five months ago to more than $48 at the local hardware store today, over $50 on Amazon. Just in case Republicans try to gaslight you on inflation today.

If the shooter had killed a leftist podcaster, he would have a multi million dollar Go Fund Me to cover his legal fees tomorrow, and an interview lined up with Charlie Kirk.

Wait, you're all still talking about some shooting that happened 2 days ago? That's like 25 shootings ago in America time. I'd already forgotten all about it.

How the Kirk shooting is really about me being victimized yet again. Woe, woe is me. -- Nancy Mace

The targets of hate have every right to rejoice at one less hater in the world.

And just like that, everyone on social media is now an expert on "Professional Hits," snipers, and ballistics. But then again, it's the annual holiday of blathering conspiracy theories, so why the hell not I guess.

Let us hope Charlie Kirk does not become our own Horst Wessel.

"It's not POLITICAL violence it's GUN violence" is the "It's a Republic NOT a Democracy" of the day. In America, gun violence IS always political violence, because if not for politics we'd have a lot less gun violence.

They apparently haven't caught the guy yet. The shooter is still at large. Or maybe he got into his time machine and went back to the future.

"No place for political violence in this country" says country where political violence is now the daily norm and those in power loudly refuse to do anything to stop it or limit access to the tools that make it easy.

Say what you want, but Mitch McConnell isn't getting nearly as much hate as he deserves today.

I am just so goddamn sick and tired of Donald Trump.

So ... Trump rounded up, imprisoned, and deported all the "illegals" who were "stealing" our jobs, right? And yet, somehow, there are now significantly LESS jobs for Americans, lower wages, and a tanking economy.

Please share pictures of the lab where you do your own research.

I admit that when these people started calling themselves "originalists" I thought they meant slavery, not polio and diphtheria epidemics.

But seriously, how many more government statisticians is Trump going to have to fire before the economy improves?

You know what Trump's thinking about right now? Joe Biden, Barack Obama, and the Clintons... ...sitting in the front pew at Trump's funeral.

If you think I'm being a crass insensitive smartass about this now, wait until you see how I am if he actually does die.

MAGAs be like, who else would have the stamina to play a round of golf after being dead for three days? Huh? Huh? He really is Jesus.

JD Vance: "Immigration destroys national unity!" Also JD Vance: <married to the daughter of immigrants> Thanksgiving gonna be awkward.

You know who benefits most from antivaccine conspiracy theories as national health policy? Our enemies.

Trans people never stole the entire Social Security database and put every American at risk by uploading their personal information to an unsecure server. But Trump and Elon Musk sure did.

Told you. Trump is like herpes, just when you think he's gone he's back.

I've never seen social media so ... hopeful

Trump fakes his own death to avoid releasing the Epstein files.

Don't get your hopes up, Folks We're not that lucky.

Trans people aren't stopping Americans on the street and demanding to see their papers. But Trump's Gestapo sure are.

Joni Ernst will not seek reelection I assume to get a head start over other republicans before all the planes to non-extradition South American countries fill up.

A trans person never caused the price of my groceries to increase by 60% over the last 8 months. But Republican policies sure did.

A trans person has never threatened me. But the leather-faced worm-brained science-denying conspiracy nut in charge of America's healthcare is openly threatening to kill and maim tens of thousands of us.

BREAKING: Robert F. Kennedy Jr poised to surpass gun violence as leading cause of death among American children.

Don't worry, Folks. Your prayers worked. The guns are safe.

So, fascism came for John Bolton. God is an iron.