Mike Johnson is as if hot dog water was a Myers-Briggs personality type.

Oh. Constructive purpose. Post have to have a constructive purpose on this platform, do they? And who decides what is and is not "constructive?" Yeah, I don't think I'll be posting much here anymore.

Didn't take long for BS to end up exactly like every other platform.

I know we're all riding high today, but let's not forget Dick Cheney died yesterday too. I mean, in case you weren't feeling good enough already.

They LITERALLY campaigned on making children go hungry as a political statement and they can't figure out why they lost.

A democratic sweep was the perfect way to honor Dick Cheney's death. Well done, everyone. See you tomorrow.

Cheney hated Trump is the new Adolf loved dogs

Well, hell. Looks like I'm going to need to drink more coffee. Dick Cheney died and I'm going to need a full bladder for the funeral.

Kamala Harris should sue 60 Minutes for editing the Trump "interview."

Paramount Global, CBS, and 60 Minutes literally sold their credibility and their integrity for CEO bonuses and shareholder value. Trump rubbed their noses in their own shit last night and they sat there and took it, because the Press has been a collaborator with Trump from the beginning.

You can't make this up.

Sen. Tommy Tuberville (R-AL) actually told the press that Democrats would be the ones hurt most by losing SNAP. To be fair, since he lives in Florida instead of the state he represents, maybe he doesn’t realize 752,000 Alabamians rely on SNAP—14.6% of the state’s population.

Where are all the MAGA cultists who ranted endlessly when egg prices went up under Biden? They’re quiet as a church mouse now — even though grocery prices are up, housing costs are up, household furnishing costs are up, and electricity prices are through the roof. Maybe it was never about prices? 🤷🏼‍♂️

I'm not a Nobel winning economist, but it seems to me the world's largest retailer and the worlds largest delivery services laying off hundreds of thousands right before the busiest retail and delivery season of the year is perhaps not an optimistic indicator of Trump's promised "Golden Age"

“Nothing will be torn down." -- Karoline Leavitt, White House Press Secretary

I don't know about you, but what I get from Trump's social media posts is that he could easily be replaced by AI slop and literally no one, including his wife and kids, would notice the difference.

Anthony Scaramucci lasted longer than Trump's Middle East peace plan.

I'd been trying to figure it where I'd seen Stephen Miller before...

In Trump's America, you're a hell of a lot more likely to be kidnapped off the street and beaten by masked goons cosplaying as ICE agents than you are to be assaulted by an immigrant.

Trump announces 1500% tariffs on Lutefisk

Remember all those Donald Trump again wins The Donald Trump Trophy at the Donald Trump Invitational Golf Tournament held at the Donald Trump Golf Course? But it's the new Donald Trump Peace Prize.

Anyone else just refreshing Truth Social, waiting for the all caps post where he orders Lindsey Halligan to arrest the Nobel Committee?

In Trump's America, you're a hell of a lot more likely to lose your healthcare due to Trump's tax giveaways to billionaires, than because an emergency room doctor patched up an undocumented immigrant.

Good news, Everyone. Kristi Noem has captured the ex sister-in-law of the second cousin of the guy who once stood next to the Supreme King of Antifa.

In Trump's America, you're an order of magnitude more likely to get attacked on the street by ICE and the National Guard than by any foreign gang member.

Sigh

If Chicago wanted to make those Texas soldiers feel at home, they'd wait for a blizzard, then turn off all the power and go to Cancun for the weekend.

So, Trump is sending the Texas National Guard to Chicago. A bunch of Texans. Habituated to Texas. Equipped for Texas. Deployed to CHICAGO. On the Lake. With Winter coming on...

But seriously, how dedicated to being a total douchebag to you have to be to still be driving a Cybertruck at this point?

Nationalize all Golf Courses That way, when government shuts down, so does golf. You'll never see another shutdown again.

They're going to put Trump on a new $1 gold coin. But you can only use it to purchase soybeans from American farmers.

Libertarians watching Government goons fast rope from black helicopters into a Chicago apartment complex, drag Americans from their beds, and leave them hogtied naked on the street:

In case you ever wondered what happened to Trump loving murderer Kyle Rittenhouse, he ended up here in my little Southern town selling guns to the yokels. Turns, it was a very Trumpian Business model. weartv.com/news/local/g...

I made a comment about the US government attacking a Chicago apartment building like SPECWAR breaching a terrorist compound in Kandahar and the responses were "Uh, uh, you made a typo!" The typo was more important than Trump sending in the Gestapo. In case you were wondering how we ended up here.

ed Cruz coming out in support of Pedophiles is nothing new. The guy has been a registered Republican for years.

Pete Hegseth is a basically a meat cybertruck

Trump just called us "the enemy within" Those are LITERALLY the words Adolf Hitler used to describe Jews in Nazi Germany. Literally the same words.

Dunkirk, but filmed entirely in Dunkirk, New York.

I slept in an extra 15 minutes. Sorry about that. Hope I haven't missed the day's first mass shooting.

I don't know what happened, but the one thing I know for certain is this last incident of violence is proof positive of everything I believe and obviously the fault of everyone I despise.

What we know so far: The guns are safe. The guns were not harmed. It was just people who were killed and injured, the guns are safe.

Newsom does it again.

Thinking about joining the National Guard. Sure, the pay ain't great and I'm not thrilled about losing one weekend a month, but the travel, man. I mean, those guys go to all the coolest cities in America.

Mike Johnson is the kind of pathetic toadie who probably never went to Epstein Island or flew on Epstein's Lolita Express but secretly penciled his own name into the Epstein files after Epstein's death in an attempt to "fit in."

And then, the very fascism he gleefully helped put in power came for James Comey. His god was an iron.

Reefer Madness, but it's Tylenol.

Try to live your life in such a manner that escalators don't stop as you approach.

Disregarding decades of scientific study by the best minds on the plant and instead proclaiming vitamin supplements (that you also just happen to sell) as a "cure" for a complex spectrum of conditions is the LEAST surprising news from a government composed of social media gym bro wellness grifters.

So, they're going to blame women and Tylenol.

Tuesday is Rapture Day again and you know what that means. Rapture Balloons! Prepare a length of stout cord with a slip knot on one end and keep it at the ready. When you see a Christian starting to lift off, lasso an ankle and tie off the other end to something heavy. Rapture balloon.