Stumped on how else to promote the current campaign. I know where to go to tell people about TTRPGs mostly, but for light-novel-about-TTRPGs-specific stuff I got nothing

My TTRPG comedy light novel is 55% funded. Check this out though: we are AU$699 from 69% funded

the great kirkholio needs TP for his neckhole

As long as it's not like Hard Wired Island: Kill All The Poor or something it's fine, go for it 🫡

Heeey! Yes, this is out. I made the cover! Finally some new art to share.

Hell yeah, this got marked as a Project We Love. Might be the first one of these I've gotten? Good to know that KS has people of culture as well

I'm bored so here's a worldbuilding thread. Give me a D&D species/class combo (or a profession that would exist in a D&D game) and I'll write a good and normal character idea. Will stop at 100 or when I get bored of it, whichever comes first

Playing the Switch adaptation of Super Mario Sunshine, the game about yelling "are you fucking kidding me" as Mario falls off some bullshit cube for the 47th time

Trying not to spam my KS too much but we're so close to an important milestone: 69 backers

Taking a break with some Gaming. I have a lot of Switch games I kind of set aside to focus on work, so I've been trying to beat those. Just did Bowser's Fury, so now I gotta choose a new game to ease into: Luigi's Mansion 3, Pokémon Scarlet, Yoshi's Crafted World, or Super Mario 3D All-Stars

Thinking about putting some endorsements on this KS page. Any fellow creators out there with quotes about how funny/not a kangaroo in a hoodie and glasses I am??

Just backed. I've gotten to see previews of this and it is immensely funny. Ettin is in his element here.

Trying to work out how to promote this thing. My usual channels are very TTRPG-related and pinging, say, Hard Wired Island-havers to back my isekai story where I named a guy Milkcrust feels pretty weird

Every time I post a KS I discover a new type of crowdfunding scam. Apparently the latest one is pretending to back new campaigns for huge amounts of money to get them to email what I can only assume is some bullshit marketing business

My next campaign is live! CRINGE WIZARD is an isekai light novel about a guy who gets reborn in the bad TTRPG campaign he ran as a teenager, and it can be yours for only Ten God-Blessed American Dollars:

Next KS approved. See you in 9 hours and 20 minutes...

Jibun—

Kind of a bittersweet week: finished the project that was taking up a lot of my time, but we also had to find my dad a nice aged care facility because we couldn't take care of him ourselves any more. The side-effect is that even taking into account regular visits I have way more free time

Thinking about future projects. After the next Hard Wired Island thing I wanted to crowdfund an anniversary edition of Breakfast Cult, with the best parts of the expansions, the unreleased things I wrote for it, and a new layout. Not sure what vibe/theme I should be going for with the design though

Now that Wetrunner is out it's almost time to launch my next big project. The one my Hard Wired Island-enjoying fanbase has been waiting for. This thing.

Debating a Hard Wired Island weekend sale. You know, to celebrate.

Thinking about future projects I have on the backburner: - More Hard Wired Island - 5E book that's just my Spelljammer homebrew (maybe getting someone to stat monsters) - What if I did a LitRPG story and a Patreon - Breakfast Cult: Anniversary Edition(!) - VKILLER 2: Try Smooching THIS Robot, Fucko

My next TTRPG is out! WETRUNNER is a cyberpunk TTRPG about elite criminals stealing fish in a post-climate-change, eternal-summer world where they're status symbols for the rich:

Trying to iron out the last few issues with Wetrunner (using Affinity). A lot of the portraits have white outlines, but when I export to PDF they have faint but noticeable edges. Not sure how to fix this

Finishing Wetrunner's random tables and then I'm done. I need a bunch of names to fill in the blanks so if you've got any good ones please drop em here. I'm especially looking for cyberpunk names and names with water/oceanic themes in non-euro languages

Wetrunner might release tonight actually. Editing in the backer credits and seeing which random tables I can finish up in time. I can just export the survey responses to fill out the credits, but when they're converted to .csv some of the names get corrupted and I have to find them manually. Whoops

Hearing that Kirk's shooter aimed at his face and missed

They gotta send the horse girl to the glue factory now. Pretty weird but I don't make the rules

Naming my son after a classic sci-fi character (Spurt Hammond)

Got Wetrunner's last custom NPC spread (and one of the final ones left) in: Ananas Bananas, backer character and rival thief

Has any official D&D material suggested that wizards know what hormones are? Like in general. I am in dire need of this information.

A.I.slop's Fables

Hey bro I don't wanna sound like I don't trust you but I can't help but notice that you're acting as a friend and guide to our party yet you aren't in the box art

The obsession with Mothership in TTRPG spaces is a reflection of this country's anti-father bias. How many Mothership players today will be judges ruling against me in family court tomorrow? Makes you think.

Pleased to announce that I have met a genie by rubbing a weird d20 I found, and long story short, any time someone posts in an RPG subreddit looking for ideas and someone else posts some shit like "whatever you can imagine" I get to hit them with a shovel

Megatokyo webcomic 9 panel 3 megatokyo.com/strip/9 #webcomics #manga

Thinking about putting together the content I made for my Spelljammer game and releasing it again. I have been engaged in various elaborate ruses to avoid making my own stats though so I'd have to wait until I can get someone else to do it

NEW VIDEO! REPOSTS APPRECIATED! Why are Thwomps shaped like that? Why do they behave the way they do, and why are they so damn kissable? I answer all of these questions and more while listing off the Top 10 Thwomps In Videogames! youtu.be/4syxkwtAojE

In my campaign the gnome god Navraen was the god of hidden, hoarded power, and he had an autocratic theocracy with secret police until he died in a big god slapfight I lifted from CritRole. The PCs have met guys who think he faked his death Joan of Leeds style

Ran more Spelljammer today. The PCs have devised a plan which involves dressing up like clowns and roughing up a cleric. It's an extremely good plan in AND out of context

Dug up another old 90s netbook about homebrew D&D deities, because I need ideas for my own game. It was a different era

Yesterday, at approximately 9:30pm U.S. Central Daylight Time, somebody aboard the International Space Station rocked an astronomically impressive piss:

My sentient enchanted sword came out to me as transmasc. Talk about Un-She/They-ing your blade! I told him "I don't care how you identify, I just need you to he/it whatever is in front of me!"

Death Note reboot. The protagonist can still use a special notebook to kill anyone, as long as they have a name and face. Their opponent is the world's greatest detective... and a VTuber

Had to order new glasses at the optometrist, so until then I'm going without. When it's time to take a break I fire up TF2 and play Sniper. It could be going better