Here's one for my TTRPG followers: I'm making a list of Things 5E Players Do and I need some ideas. Unserious answers only. I'm thinking of stuff like "walking face-first into a gelatinous cube" and "getting railed by a dragon"

Here's one for my TTRPG followers: I'm making a list of Things 5E Players Do and I need some ideas. Unserious answers only. I'm thinking of stuff like "walking face-first into a gelatinous cube" and "getting railed by a dragon"

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

in the neopets tabletop roleplaying game you can kill level 4 bandits to steal their magic bracelet that their boss doesn't even want cause its too faggy

If you need something to do this weekend might I recommend reading and sharing the webnovel I've been writing, with an expanded free trial which you can play through the entirety of—

Sitting down to make an Official Neopets TRPG, taking out a copy of D&D5E and staring at it thoughtfully for 16 hours before crossing out "Gelatinous Cube" and writing "Blopple" next to it, I make 100 billion neopoints and get a card that says I can now legally duplicate items

Pleased to announce that I've taken over development of the Neopets TTRPG. We're going to refocus and create the game everyone actually wants: a neopet cooking game

We're in a real dark era for games where you can capture the flag.

the neopets ttrpg kickstarter is going great

Going for a long, relaxing walk. Pumping music through my headphones and letting my mind drift away, freed by the melody. Hitting Next Track to skip that one song on the album everyone pretends doesn't exist (you know the one)

i was just watching these with friends a couple nights ago, erik is so funny. i also think about this one comment pretty often

D&D campaign with elastic continuity like Mad Max/The Simpsons. Once an adventure arc is complete the PCs can change their class/background/etc a little and everyone acts as if that's how they always were. Sometimes dead people come back for no reason. Frank Grimes is there

Second Gig pre-launch campaign page is coming up on 350 backers. That's great, but I really want to push this thing as much as possible. It might be time to explore the darker arts (sending "check this shit out" promo emails to strangers)

Thinking about getting some art done for the major NPCs in my D&D campaign. I've been using placeholder portraits in my notes but they can't all be video game characters and VTubers with big honkers

Sweating profusely as I search the Epstein files for Elminster

The year is 2028. A liberal elder millennial has taken control of the government. Everyone rolls their eyes at the new "department of good government oversight" (doggo). Until the purges begin

I think I can make it

you: [stressing for days to send the perfect single email] billionaires: hi, . w=en r we mee&ting to do iLlegiL stuff , . ?

PCs killed the sentient yaoi paddle by reforging it into a weaker staff. One of the spells it has now is Borrowed Knowledge, which you could possibly interpret as remnants of its magic brain. Just another day in the dungeon

Time to write more Hard Wired Island. Like the core book, Second Gig's setting will be a reflection of modern life. Inspired by it, but with a cool cyberpunk twist. [reading the news] Second Gig will be inspired exclusively by sci-fi books whose authors died before 1999

Cringe Wizard (my isekai light novel about a guy trapped in the bad TTRPG campaign he ran as a teenager) should be dropping next week. Excited to show people more of my Normal Guys

“Doctor Poo”. Is this anything? #DoctorWho #Jokes #Humour #Funny #Puns #Wordplay #Wit #Droll #Japes #Goofs #Jests

cyberpunk 2077 npc as i sneak up behind him to kill him with my cool knife: yeah i want to fuck my dishwasher so fuckin' bad choom

Finally got around to watching Wake Up Dead Man. Now that's what I call movie

Alright folks. Here's an important question for my followers who are younger than me: what 00s internet memes do people who were too young for 00s internet memes still know?

Alright folks. Here's an important question for my followers who are younger than me: what 00s internet memes do people who were too young for 00s internet memes still know?

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

Cyberpunk (genre) TTRPG fans, be advised!! New Hardwired Island stuff on the horizon! Looks to be an expansion on the game, rather than a 2nd edition. Also Ettin's promise to not use genAI garbage is peak. #TTRPG

Tried out Arknights: Endfield since I enjoyed Arknights but so far it's a drag. Tutorial is taking forever. Half the characters are Fire Emblem Fates coded. It feels like the game is mostly playing itself and I'm just pressing buttons to confirm I'm not in another room eating a sandwich.

I can make children read again

Been fiddling with a second light novel idea: an adaptation of this. If any mutuals would be interested in test reading 20k words of it, hit me up

In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies. I have translated some of the highlights

Bluesky let me save drafts

Why's she laughing at you?

"Coitus (G hoith 13-147 & 163, Q pukta 12-75, 13-147)"

J. R. R. TOLKIEN: And this "time machine"... you can travel into the past? Change it? Avert the horrors of war? ME: Yeah, probably. How do elves say fuck

Those humans from galactic sector ZZ9 are wild man. Total dipshits, nothing kills them. "Oh I did a cigarette and now one of the organs I need to live is full of The Cells That Kill You, better open up my organ cavity and fuck around in there like I'm hot wiring a car" bro you smoked the environment

I know I'm not the only one immediately thinking of a very specific Something Awful article when I see this

This might be releasing early next month depending on when Cringe Wizard backer rewards are done; either way I'm getting into promo now. If any TTRPG pals have experience and ideas they'd be willing to share I'd be grateful

Desperately diving through my emails because I can't find the original of this art piece. No context

That light novel I crowdfunded is still on track to release this month. Now all I need to do is [checks notes] figure out where and how to publish it

Mods are asleep. Post Smiling Sammy G

People will tell you System Doesn't Matter until it's time to roll 1d4+6 to determine how many fries come in your micro meal

Getting a lot of very normal replies to this joke over on Threads. #TheBeatles

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