DriveThruFiction approved the test print files for Cringe Wizard. The problem is that I accidentally submitted the same files for the black & white and premium colour softcovers and I'm not sure they're supposed to be the same size. Uh Oh

Been giving the new Warcraft expansion a go. It's been fun, but there's the slight problem that my guild has been dead since Cataclysm and the friends I've played with since have mostly quit or (oof) passed away. I've become That Guy that plays MMOs solo

Worked on Zettamall Volume 2 tonight. I gotta think of more "starter RPG enemy" type enemies to riff on. We've done goblins, wolves, elves, orcs, undead, baby with a gun,

American kaiju movie style. None of the main characters have a Gundam. Mostly the mechs are in the background and the main characters just watch their big set piece fights. The United States military is there.

Hearing more good reviews of Cringe Wizard. Hell yeah. Keep em coming

Jinenger, an eccentric, energetic mountain yam, is an unofficial mascot for Shiroi City.

Tonight's writing work includes naming a fictional Val Verde-esque South/Central American city-state. Do you think "San Ettin" scans

Hoping to send a working print file for Cringe Wizard before I hit the hay. Fingers crossed...

Working on Zettamall volume 2 and I've decided what this needs is a character who is even more Australian than the others. As incomprehensible to Yanks as possible. I should toss in a few "yeah nah"s and "nah yeah"s for the freaks of course

[legally changed my name to You’re in Space and Everything’s Fucked] Same.

That's the campaign wrapped! Hell yeah

We're in the final hours of the Second Gig KS, and we hit the second stretch goal! For the final push I've posted about the third goal, an anthology of microgames:

Hmm, I need to find a thread I posted a little while ago. I remember there was a reply with the words "big and round" in it, so I'll simply search for—ah, I see.

Thinking about ideas to promote the Second Gig KS in its final hours. All we need to hit the microgame anthology stretch goal is is 400 PDF backers. Here's what I got: - Do a tweet that goes viral - Rescue 400 people from gangsters John Wick style - Commit a crime that gets in the news

It's the last day of the Second Gig KS and we've funded the print edition! The next stretch goal is a pack of free assets to go with the upcoming third-party license:

people are making Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny bits right now because of Chuck Norris's death and I think its important to note that today is also literally Mr. Rogers' birthday

Only two days to go on the Second Gig KS, and we're close to unlocking a stretch goal for a full hardcover print run! If you'd be interested in retrofuture cyberpunk TTRPG action please check us out and spread the word! (We've also got my past games available as add-ons if you'd be into that!)

There's never been a better time to back Hard Wired Island: Second Gig, the next big expansion for our retrofuture cyberpunk TTRPG! (Because the campaign is in its final days, not because a conservative passed away.) (Although—)

Chuck Norris, Scott Adams, and Lowtax hugging it out in Heaven 🙏😇🪽

thanks to AI our slow and humiliating national suicide will be punctuated by visual media that is so good even a dog could jack off to it

New Second Gig update, with some more info on the expansion's locations! Obviously a retrofuture setting needs an abandoned industrial plant for 90s action movie fight scenes

Did you know they'll just throw more spice on your skewers if you ask

Average Bsky poster: "We must inaugurate a Second Reconstruction with blood and fire." Average Democratic politician: "We are in a war for the Republic, which is why I propose a 23.7% tax cut." Average liberal columnist: "For too long the transgenders have blocked research into the racial IQ gap."

One week to go and we're on track to hit the print run stretch goal. Anyone got a rich uncle I can borrow

Got a bunch of edit suggestions on Zettamall that flagged my use of the word "fourty" and now my brain is spinning. IS it spelled fourty in Australia, or have I fooled myself...

Having some good old-fashioned fun by mowing my lawn well after the weeds have taken over. Technically you're destroying nature, but ethically you're in the clear

Need to finish describing the next Second Gig art comm, but it's meant to take place in a bar, and I keep getting stuck thinking "surely there's a 90's anime reference I can make here". Does it count if I use a bar from The Matrix

Thinking of getting into the "game lore theory youtuber" business

Posted another KS update on how Second Gig's advancing of the timeline to the distant future of 2025 will work 👀

Jesus when he comes back to Earth:

I'm helping

One week to go and we're on track to hit the print run stretch goal. Anyone got a rich uncle I can borrow

New Second Gig stretch goal: video essay on how RoboCop (1987) shoots a guy in the dick but not RoboCop (2014)

Space Marine (watching me play Animal Crossing): Your island is infested with foul mutants. Me: They aren't mutants, that's just what animals look like in this game. Space Marine: I see. (Biskit asks me to give him a new catchphrase) Teach it to praise the Name of the Emperor.

Winding down by working on the next volume of Zettamall and I gotta come up with some guild names. Time to draw on my years of experience as a true gamer to come up with only the finest MMO clan titles. How about <Gex Hog>

All the feedback I've received on my first light novel so far is either "Damn I just read this and it was great" or "I just read another character name and fuck you" and I think that's wonderful

Using AI to make books easier to read is bullshit. I pay REAL PEOPLE to make my books HARDER TO READ

Ran Spelljammer today and it's going great. The PCs stumbled into a group of powerful cultists, tried Lying, and rolled a 28. Looking forward to starting the next session with the new adventures of the Extremely Legit Cultists Of Elemental Evil and their new pals

This was created with truly malicious levels of hatred and I couldn't be happier to see it lmfao

You can tell I have been getting a normal amount of work and sleep lately because I just updated the Cringe Wizard KS to say that I've released the epub version and I'm wrapping things up and immediately, right after posting, realised I still have to do the print version

Inspired by recent events, I've created a free micro-rpg: THE WORLD'S GOODEST ROLEPLAYING GAME, in which you and your friends pitch a 5E clone of your favourite IP!

The Castle Also Changes Size When You Do Stuff in Tiny-Huge Island and it Scares the Shit Out of the Toads

Pleased to announce that I've taken over development of the Neopets TTRPG. We're going to refocus and create the game everyone actually wants: a neopet cooking game

GIANT: fee fie fo fum / a gold-laying hen if you make me cum / though he use his ass or head / i'll kick no englishman out of bed JACK'S WIFE, LATER, INCREDULOUS: how did you find a fucking chicken that lays golden eggs. Don't tell me that cockamamie scheme with the magic beans paid off JACK: ...yes

Speaking of RPG kickstarters, this seems like a pretty big misunderstanding of how the current RPG scene works and I can't imagine it's going to be good for this game's long-term visibility when people who might be interested in giving it a try get told "okay first, you have to download the app"

Finally got the Cringe Wizard epub working, except for this bit: apparently e-readers just don't do transparency? I don't know if I should be editing these to have white backgrounds or what

I need to finish this big 2d12 table of Dungeons & Dragons Things. Anyone got suggestions? I will not elaborate.

American foreign policy rn like "he chadded chaddishly to the stairs and manlied downwards" with absolutely nothing else in the chamber

The Hard Wired Island expansion campaign is over half done and 150% funded! If you like cyberpunk (or you'd like any of my previous games for a discount) check it out!

Some people think books are for "reading", but not me. I'm a go-getter revolutionary and I do what I want. Whenever I see a book I immediately blast it with a Hydroar M20A1B1 rocket launcher and select one (1) page to read as they flutter to the ground