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Next Zettamall chapter is getting pushed back a day because con stuff ate my free time. Was planning to post this in the form of an Apology To Gamers at least, but alas

At Play Con running Hard Wired Island soon. Most of my followers aren't even in Australia so I'm posting this to give you FOMO

I reckon it's about time me and 30 billion of the boys Swarm, utterly devastating the bread basket of America

I'm the new Pope.

Trying to name a metal band in the Hard Wired Island universe. Current frontrunners to beat: - Asimov Sideburns - Franklin Pisswrong - Tradwife Shodan - Roxxor Your Soxxors

"Ready Player Two," Kevin "Aj4x" Kellogg quips to himself as he logs into OASIS II. He appears outside an exact replica of the house from Rocko's Modern Life. "Wait, where's Ed Bighead's house?" he asks. "Cancelled," a gun-wielding Donkey Kong explains sadly, "by Tumblr."

Remembering an SF setting (possibly a TTRPG but don't hold me to that) where a pair of alien civilizations had subjugated everyone else through psychic powers but humanity was immune for some reason. I am posting to see if anyone remembers what it's called or, if not, to make others suffer with me

Thinking about getting a new shelf for my shoe fridge. There's space for an extra shelf in there and I could use one for sandals

My Dropbox has a bunch of injoke images in it that only make sense to a handful of friends so sometimes I'll look in there for work reasons and get flashbanged by shit like this

There's a woman at dad's care home with incredible I Want A Manager energy. She's always interrogating people as if they're trying to get out of doing work and she's desk-slappingly mad about it, but it's the dementia ward so she can't articulate why and nobody listens. She must be in hell. It rocks

Celebrating yet another anniversary of not knowing what Omegaverse is. I spent a couple years in a cave but it was worth it, I assume. I consider making myself a little badge to celebrate but that'd kind of be belling the cat if you know what I mean

Workshopping a bit where I quote random posts with this and refuse to elaborate

Was thinking about what a collection of short stories in the Zettamall universe might look like and realised I could put SCP Foundation in there

Calling magical girl tech support when my transformation sequence keeps freezing up halfway through

Since people are posting piracy takes, mine is that I might not have gotten into D&D if my old friends didn't get their hands on some cheeky PDFs. If it weren't for piracy, maybe I wouldn't be in TTRPGs at all! And now I'm posting "so piracy is bad" so you can't, hoo hoo hee hee

Getting escorted out of the Dungeons & Dragons offices for pitching "a Ravenloft domain where the Darklord is a Hellstar Remina-like planet that looks like the Annoying Orange"

Got some IKEA drawers to help organise all the loose objects around the house so I've been spending hours adding liners nobody but me will see that will get covered by the things I'm putting in there

Petmon is entering its final week on #Kickstarter The title is my narrative-focused, diceless, Digimon-inspired TTRPG. The entire text of the game can be read, without backing, through the kickstarter updates. www.kickstarter.com/projects/cov...

Winding down for the day by working on Zettamall. It's been a nice way to relax after Everything Going On This Year and it feels real nice to get positive feedback when I post a new chapter. Hoping it does big numbers eventually so I can get more dopamine

Shoutout to my bus driver, who has just encountered the rarest spawn on the hell gauntlet that is the route near my house: Two Guys Parked Too Far From The Footpath On Opposite Sides Of A One Lane Road

NSFW artist's truth.

You couldn't make this today [1980s VHS recording of a guy who looks exactly like me standing on a beach at night as something immense and unfathomable approaches from the distant ocean]

Trying to finish a Hard Wired Island writer's guide because even though we're not getting as many this time I've decided to try doing it properly. Being more professional. Only going to mention dick sucking like twice.

now all they do is /j to indicate they're jorking it

It's fucked up how people no longer use /s to indicate when they're screaming

Continuing my tidying up of mum's affairs by cancelling her printer ink subscription. I guess I have a HP printer that requires an ink subscription now. Not sure what to do with this besides hit it with my car

SoftBank’s investor presentation is one of the greatest things ever made. I’ve been thinking about it all day. These are the real slides shown in a speech where Masayoshi Son said he wouldn’t retire for at least another decade. The goose stuff is truly demented. Bravo group.softbank/media/Projec...

[clearing throat] Hard Wired Island dating sim

went down to the centrist convention. they’re all shaking and crying, I heard one guy say “I’m starting to think a better world IS possible.” the lady next to him slapped him in the face

Starting a new GoFundMe to achieve my lifelong dream (going to Edinburgh and walking around pronouncing Edinburgh wrong loudly)

Getting an email from Roll20 that CCs everyone in the partner shipping program and selecting Reply All

Ethically consuming DM's Guild works that use AI art by pirating them

🚨 NEW: No 10 says Keir Starmer will be Prime Minister for years to come “The Prime Minister will continue to lead the Government throughout this Parliament and beyond”

ME, RECENTLY TRANSPORTED TO THE STAR WARS UNIVERSE AFTER A CONVOLUTED ACCIDENT INVOLVING A TELEPORTER AND A PLATE OF SPAGHETTI: Annoying Orange and Monokuma sound exactly the same. ELIM GARAK, NODDING POLITELY: Ah.

i clown a lot on starmer but I think he's actually fairly acceptable compared to all the other tory prime ministers *whisper* what's that *whisper* are you sure?

so were they just lying about having written the kier starmer christmas special?

Using my dad's old, worryingly transparent rum to clean my sink

Becoming one of those people who posts wild contrarian takes online because it's all one big horrible game to them but the take is "Jax is cis"

lol eat shit other planets. earth number one all time

I've been using art from a TTRPG I never finished as reference for my webnovel. It's kind of fun to upload a chapter with a new character and then just be like "by the way he looks like this"

Checked out the new 5E Ravenloft and Cthulhu is there now. The Dark Powers took a break from imprisoning evil horror movie villains and fucking with them to lock up a big squid boy I guess

This might be the most Ettin post of all time