Remember, America: When you get stiffed this holliday season, blame the White House.

Not her hardest dunk, but it would cripple me.

It’s really tough for Republicans when they discover that they also have to live in the same world they force us to live in

The AI bubble may be about to bust. Peter Thiel has sold all of his Nvidia stock. We all need to say this very clearly: NO BAILOUTS FOR THEFT-TECH! Expropriate their asses instead. They stole from all of us and fully plan to burn the planet. They owe us - not the other way around. 1/3

(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men

👀🤯 coolcosmos.ipac.caltech.edu/ask/108-How-...

Un autre @zachweinersmith.bsky.social pour la route ?

If you were murdered, who--among the people you know by name--would be the prime suspect and why?

SCANDALOUS INFO: (1996) You guys, it turns out Bill Clinton really loves to nut! SCANDALOUS INFO: (2025) Guys, you are not going to believe this update...

"They tried to shut me up by deporting me." www.npr.org/2020/12/22/9...

buying into AI

your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️

PERILOUS PLANET (2022) Acrylic - 7 ½” x 6” Palette Gremlins are often a matter of perspective. 1/3

Oh damn.

ROSS IS BOSS

she better run

You are infinitely closer to struggling than you ever will be to billionaires

ME: I just feel that now, with the benefits of hindsight, it's fair to say the threat of sucka DJs was overstated in the 80s and into the early 90s. HIM: You're living in a naïve child's idea of history, given the chance those DJs would have stolen your rhymes and the rhymes of everybody you love!

“The US has the best healthcare in the world if you can afford it!” You can’t afford it. Star of one of the biggest TV shows of all time can’t afford it. Capitalism is a disease, and every day it goes on our prognosis gets worse. But we have a cure right in front of us.

My hot take no one asked for re: Patton Oswalt’s suspension… In an attention economy, he may come out ahead by getting suspended. Either it was an off-the-cuff and he’s the equivalent of a millionaire being fined $10 worth of eye-time… 1/2

Hit like if you know why.

As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history. Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX

multi-volume perfect bound slipcase set of these emails from the world's least literate creeps with little headshots and minibios of all the contributors, maps, etc.

Wild that Maxwell--a child rapist--is currently in prison and has better health care than I do.

I lost my job, my kids have measles, and it is now clear to me that the President of the United States is a pedophile. But at least I know that the Cracker Barrel logo won't be changed any time soon.

I crave endless attention and total isolation at the same time.

ever notice that the dudes who say, “but don’t fall in love with me” are the ones that nobody falls in love with?

Mood

Absolute carnage in the family group chat as my cousin posts a Christmas riddle from her fiancé’s office that no one can figure out, only to find that someone in the office got ChatGPT to make up the riddle and it’s gibberish that doesn’t have a solution

Heads up Dissidents! We've just put episode 17 of the podcast live, covering Greg Porter's incredibly complete END ALL BE ALL set of RPG rules (aka EABA), a fascinating look at generic systems and their uses. We had a lot of fun with this one. www.ludonarrativedissidents.com/season-3-epi... (1/2)

Grandmother Fish is the first book to teach evolution to preschoolers. Kids love learning that they are part of the great family of life on Earth, and they love wiggling like Grandmother Fish and hooting like Grandmother Ape. Now in Chinese, Japanese, and Italian. www.powells.com/book/grandmo...

(averts eyes from the carnage) (sneaks awed peeks at the carnage)

"In the first six months of 2025, there were 57% more farm bankruptcies than during the same period last year, according to United States Courts." www.cbsnews.com/news/us-farm...

My day’s going well, why not touch the third rail of the #gender binary? So OK. It is a truism that men are stronger than women. Refine that a little and people with the XY chromosome typically expressed, full of T, have greater upper body strength than people with standard XX chromosomes. 1/

Never forget that there are a lot of people so poorly taught, or so brainwashed, or so natively stupid that they believe "nothing is more real than money."

Filling out a banking form that asks for my occupation, and in what I am choosing to consider as a sign of the times, "journalist" is not a selectable option, but "cryptocurrency" is

If you die in sudoku you die in real life

"you have much more stuff now so you should shut up and live in precarity" is a pitch with a number of defects

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

A reminder that this anti-trans panic is 100% bullshit and exactly none of our country’s problems are related to someone expressing their gender identity and everyone who isn’t a hate-filled weirdo knows it.

Mamdani will implement sumptuary law. Ladies will have to carefully measure how many ounces of gold are in their girdles, and wearing pearls on hats will be banned except for wives or courtesans of foreign mercenaries.

My books cartoon for this week’s @theguardian.com

Already run into kids who, when seeing my wildlife photos, exclaim 'that's AI'