Algonquin K Farquhar II
@buddhatree.bsky.social
📤 1997
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These are my sons, Haulfrun and Chegwidden.
about 6 hours ago
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You can't just plop a puff pastry on top of thick chicken soup and call it a pot pie
about 7 hours ago
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[Tiny Elvis voice] Hot damn, that's a big ol' plam tree. I'm just saying.
about 11 hours ago
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PAM!
about 14 hours ago
(gazes at horizon) (sighs) I wonder what a Pizzly bear's favorite gravy is.
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weeder
about 18 hours ago
When I see something is Heavy Duty, I know that's the product for me
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PSA: When the weather gets cold, people often forget about hydration. Remember, you should be drinking at least three glasses of gravy a day.
about 19 hours ago
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BlobStar
1 day ago
Smart, but not enough to stop putting lotion on my hands and then trying leave the room right away. The doorknob won't turn! Stuck forever.
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'dro🐰
1 day ago
I was involved in a single shenanigus this morning
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Come at me, bro
1 day ago
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The plural of shenanigan should be shenanigi
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Brian Caron
14 days ago
Siri, how much vodka sauce would one need to consume in order to get a buzz? I'm joking, I would never buy an iPhone
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF
1 day ago
One time I called whale sounds 'Depth Metal' and now I'm banned from every meditation group in my town.
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Brendel
1 day ago
They were selling heavily discounted frozen pizzas at the grocery store and I grabbed so many in my arms that an employee saw me and was momentarily alarmed until a look of sadness crossed her face
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d.ly
about 1 year ago
scrolling back on your media tab so far that I see your sonogram
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Sean Thomason
1 day ago
If someone threw a sandwich at me I’d catch it in my mouth and swallow it whole, like a cartoon dog. Skill issue.
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle
1 day ago
When I was a boy we had to invent snow before we could walk ten miles through it to get to school.
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'dro🐰
1 day ago
Remembering the day I got to the office, spilled an entire coffee on my desk, laptop, chair, and the front of my pants and immediately packed back up and went the hell home
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1 day ago
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF
3 days ago
GIRLFRIEND: I'm sorry but I need to break up with you. ME: Is it because I do a pterodactyl screech every time I see a baby? HER: Yes. Yes it is.
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Salty MacTavish
2 days ago
I kiss my biceps after each skeet
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Uncle Kermit
2 days ago
They should have made and Elvis movie where he was a singing Tarzan.
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Had a dream that I was floating down a river of gravy in a giant bread bowl & using giant turkey leg as an oar. Wonder what that means?
2 days ago
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Braunschweiger breakfast burrito, anyone?
2 days ago
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mave
2 days ago
Tonight on The Golden Bachelor: No one will accept Herman’s final rose, so he wanders the halls of the mansion morosely, gripping the withered petals. The remaining women charter a jet to Fiji.
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alber
2 days ago
the lunar beave looks so plump tn
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Bluesky T. Vibes
2 days ago
The neighbors can’t believe how much yard work I’ve got done today. The HOA is talking about a drug test.
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BlobStar
2 days ago
Super Beaver Moon, I presume?
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Don't yelp me, bro.
2 days ago
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NickNackPaddyWhack
3 days ago
Bought a present for myself, can’t wait to open it!
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The best biscuits: 1. n' gravy 2. cheddar 3. buttermilk 4. rubber
2 days ago
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weeder
3 days ago
Sorry I'm late, I have problems
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Sunshine Jarboly
3 days ago
sometimes i’ll say something like, “i like bread,” & then my cultured friend would say, “i like drinking lime rickeys on my houseboat in victoria harbour whilst listening to a japanese import of a rare acid jazz remake of scarborough fair,” & then i’m all, like, “i like bread.”
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Salty MacTavish
about 2 months ago
I approach my bowl of spaghetti from below, employing a bubble-net feeding technique I learned from the humpbacks
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Carole U
3 days ago
Full moon tonight, may give lycanthropy another go. Wish me luck. 🤞
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Matty
3 days ago
My engagement farm has produced very few marriages
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Giblet Gravy Boutros-Ghali
3 days ago
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Splendid Hobo
3 days ago
I’ll put sunblock on every one of you, I swear to fucking god
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"For a seasonal touch, hollow out small pumpkins to make decorative gravy boats" I say in a Martha Stewart voice to an empty house.
3 days ago
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spleenly
3 days ago
They actually tried giving him 6 additional hearts but each was torn apart by the event horizon.
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Steven (with a PH)
3 days ago
Currently getting to witness the young goth at work slowly shed his macabre downy feathers to emerge as a fully-formed norm. What do you mean call you Jeremy, I thought your name was Onyx? Nature is brutal.
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PAM!
3 days ago
Bobbing my way to Fiji in an empty industrial size mayonnaise jar like a trailer park I Dream of Jeannie.
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Nick
3 days ago
youtu.be/AvWfbIe4X_4?...
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"Nice Beaver" - The Naked Gun
YouTube video by Travis Jones
https://youtu.be/AvWfbIe4X_4?si=OYnqM9XVIySdgMo2
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Retsoor
4 days ago
shout out to the molecules that identify as you
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Dan Cerinthedark
4 days ago
black forest ham, dark fortress chicken, cursed talisman turkey
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Toby 🇵🇸
4 days ago
I don’t remember buying a petard, but the paperwork seems legit
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William Shakespeare
4 days ago
Mine eyes smell onions, I shall weep anon.
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Uncle Kermit
4 days ago
If you are attacked by a bear you should have left that bear alone. I can't help you now.
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PAM!
4 days ago
(sobbing because I smell mustard and onions)
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Cat in the Hat
4 days ago
R.I.P.
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