Surgery in the morning finally. Probably. So damn tired of sialadenitis. Six months of this has just about driven me crazy.

Wormriders on the Storm: A Crysknives Out Mystery

my two moods are frog t-shirts and nuke the planet

We had a freshman guy tossed over the interior library wall by a group of seniors just because they *suspected* he was gay about the same time. He had a back injury and they got suspended for about 3 days. Yeah, not a good time for coming out.

snow squall Hillsboro, Kansas #photography

My personal “best” for playing 4X without eating, sleeping, or using the bathroom has to be over 20 hours. Im sure many of those times that I didn’t blink. Paradox Interactive… you sell a dangerous product.

All-time classic

4X games seem fun for about 12 hours until you’re an 80-year-old Alfred the Great of Wessex trying to sort out a hierarchy of your vassals in the south of France that doesn’t require you to keep an eye on every damn cattle paddock in an area half the size of Texas or doesn’t cause a revolt.

Evil rogue nation

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways, giant Chinese burrito

I just ate so much Chinese food I'm giving Taiwan the side-eye.

Trying to ride a horse bareback in nylon leggings. I slid right off her carefully groomed back and landed flat on my ass. She just stood there and looked back at me like, “I need a new person, i think this one is broken”

we should watch se7en before opening these gifts [my mom] how come

I really do love YouTube comments

“Why does that one, the largest radscorpion, not simply eat the – oh, alright then.”

I live for YouTube comments

It is December 23, 2026. The Bari Weiss Dogpile enters its 13th month. US unemployment is 13%. Elon Musk inhabits an orbiting battle station, casually lasing refugee boats from space. Yet Bari Weiss dares not broadcast anything to CBS’ 18 viewers. The posters keep the vigil in steely determination.

Our local IHOPs are open 24-7 again. Nature is healing.

Fröhlicher Festivus! Roll the tumbrils through to the Mall...no namby-pamby nooses this time.

If you’re reading this, then you still have time (to give a techbro a wedgie)

He’s owned it for almost 20 years and he still doesn’t understand it www.pcgamer.com/games/fallou...

Will Stancils' parents and teachers:

The Panthers might go to the dang playoffs?

I would like Aaron Rodgers to try boxing next.

Was Abattoir Blues + Lyre of Orpheus Nick Cave’s last album before he vanished up his own ass? [ ] Yes [ ] Lift up your voice

Some I wonder if folks griping about the “Trump-Kennedy” Center overlook the fact that JFK would have broken every record that Bill Clinton set on Epstein Island

Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be

Me: You're an errand boy sent by grocery clerks to collect a bill. Grubhub driver: Uhhh...

i’m starting a list of reasons to believe again in 2026 1. jake paul getting his jaw broken in two places 2. andrew tate getting knocked out 3. zohran mamdani

That 2nd uppercut is giving me LIFE (and took a fair amount of Tate’s)

One subject I can ramble on about for 3 hours without notes is the number of subjects I can ramble on about for 3 hours without notes

remember that one time they invented weight classes in boxing

I wonder how much Big Ink Cartridge paid the DOJ for this level of redaction. Why is nobody talking about this? Follow the money, people.

"Could academia make one person that angry?" YES! FUCKING YES!

Is the warrior dividend going to get grossed up? I could see that pissing off alll the enlisted ranks…

Going to trmprx.gov to comparison-shop for prescription-grade Imodium

I am doing well in my dynasty football league behind receivers Davante Adams and Puka Nacua. Let me take a sip of coffee and check on Rams news today

Lynx compatible web, LFG

The writers of Fallout S2E1 understood the assignment: Get Kyle MacLachlan a damn fine cup of coffee.

If the Khans survived any of your playthroughs, you were Doing It Wrong

Tonight I debut my new single, “Publix Brand Two Liters Are Ninety-Two Cents, So Give Me All Them Shits”

“I sit at my table And wage war on myself”

anagápē

The comments here are either 1. Making fun of Robin Williams’ tie 2. Thirsty for Jim Varney. Wholesome content. We didn’t know how good we had it.