If there is anything whiter than complaining about restaurant service I dare you to tell me what it is

I am very close to changing my default work email closing from "Best regards" to "Hoping you and your family die in a fire"

me every morning

A B-52s version of the Fisher-Price See 'n Say that makes all the animal noises from Rock Lobster.

A planet of William Fosters youtu.be/T2OHjHPkUzM?...

The next James Bond film should be set in hell. All the innocent people that have died due to his actions as a British agent haunting him.

Jack White fuckin sucks

Contrary to what you may think this is not an alt of mine, but it’s understandable to think that

Dude, I suddenly Have the urge to listen to Temple of the Dog

I’ve been listening to “Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner” by Warren Zevon for an hour straight

“Anyway I still spend a lot of time on Twitter, the fucked up mess of a Nazi AI app,” ahhhh that’s great man cool choice you’re making there.

Well shit

Damn, even the veins in my forearms look old now

Jajajajajaja

Dozed off on my plane home during the ground stop, was dreaming of a friend, then when I landed I found out they’d had a horrifying fall a week ago and had been in the hospital.

SNP might get more seats than Labour in the next GE, good grief

You can’t even say “the Greens are splitting the vote” because added together they are still losing

The Knicks are fun to watch... Knicks/Rockets games will be great

hey Dersh, Budd Dwyer called, you forgot your lunch

誅連九族 , let’s go

Until and unless humanity abandons its identification with empty symbols and hollow decoration, as opposed to material expressions of our interdependence, we will keep turning the wheel forever and ever

For the first time in years I find myself wondering what Jello Biafra is thinking

If you can’t be happy he’s gone, visualize drinking Liz’s tears

It’s what Dick Cheney would have wanted 😭

This is better than Kissinger

THAT MOTHERFUCKER IS DEAD I PRAY HE SUFFERED UNTO HIS LAST BREATH THE FIRES OF HELL ARE TOO COLD FOR ONE SUCH AS HIM

I sometimes wonder how the right wing libertarians of America are coping with the dissonance of running everything off solar and wind and realising that an EV would make them even more independent, while having to pretend to support fossil fuels.

my neighbor toronto

Alright there needs to be a rule that 3 or more uses of the phrase “imposing their will” by a sports commentator in a game results in an automatic hard drive check

“My compassion is not me being a nice guy. My compassion is me realizing who I am and knowing that having a heart of love for all creatures, all beings, even a blade of grass, is true to who and what I am.” — Norman Fischer

So I didn’t have to run across 3 terminals in 15 minutes to make my connection in CLT. I feel like that level of convenience violates a city ordinance or something.

Saw some racist graffiti on my run and they drew a swastika but they did it in the Hindu/Buddhist orientation so they are only condemned to 1000 kalpas in the hell realms

You either die a hero or you live long enough to explode

Oh shit, I’m flying at 6:30am tomorrow. FMDL.

One of Mom’s friends posted on this and my brain is dead. It died. “40 MILLION AMERICANS ARE ABOUT TO LOSE THEIR FOOD STAMPS. THIS SHOULD BE THE BEST EXAMPLE FOR WHY SOCIALISM AND COMMUNISM ARE DANGEROUS. A GOV WHO CAN FEED YOU, CAN ALSO STARVE YOU”

This aesthetic needs to die

i don’t know how much is being reported where you are how badly chicago is getting attacked by the gestapo, but what’s also occurring is allies are showing up in droves whenever ice attempts a kidnapping, which also means we are fucking ready

[Watching the Denver Nuggets] "Why does the large point guard simply not eat the other point guards?"

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I came out to my co-workers as a wsws.org reader

My hottest take is that man is matter. That is my secret. Drop me out a window and I'll fall. Set fire to me and i'll burn. Bury me and I'll rot, like other kinds of garbage.

Can’t forget your coat if you don’t bring it in the first place

In semi-related news I give this administration about a 70% chance of violating the 3rd Amendment by end of year

Austin Reaves 34-6-10 this is not real life

Uhh

This is the worst season for fantasy football QBs that I can ever remember

baseball's magical number is 162. that is, of course, the projected number of innings for tonight's game 4 of the world series

Holy SHIT. 892 millibar!!!

Ohtani speaking for all of us saying "I want to go to sleep as soon as possible."