The SuperSonics coming back is going to be hype

“We love shrooms, don’t we folks. All those pretty lights. Clocks can talk to you. “

Possible hot take: The Christian theology around Dispensationalism and millenarianism is no less a valid read of Scripture than the progressive Gospel-centric read, or at least it's not a bad-faith argument. The problem is not scholarship, it's just the innate limitation of exoteric religion.

Beep is checking in to make sure you aren’t doom scrolling 🐥🫵

Then I was all like, "Dude, The picture you see, it's no portrait of me. It's too real to be shown to someone I don't know. It's driving me wild; makes me act like a child, dude." When I finished my words, the ancient skull crumbled to dust in my hands. The Coriolis winds had picked up again.

I took a beta blocker and your dad vanished

I WILL NEVER DIE

Is North Carolina at risk of ‘water bankruptcy’? www.wral.com/news/state/n...

How

I only know what 2 of these even are, damn

ramona quimby, age 51

This is all so pointless. That's different than, but related to, meaningless. Meaninglessness implies that an activity results in something of no value. Pointlessness implies that the activity doesn't even result in something. Ever. This is all so damn pointless.

If I spend anymore time hiding from work in the bathroom stalls I’m going to get bed sores

If the Hornets lose to the Heat with Adebayo hurt I’m going to lose my mind

fun fact: no pangolin has ever done a single thing wrong in the entire history of the world

You couldn’t pay me to watch Clippers-Warriors tomorrow, but otherwise this looks like a fun play-in tournament

There have been bunnies everywhere in my neighborhood this week (hop)

Kids today don’t know about Orson Welles as Falstaff and it shows

This is Jolene folks. She is a birthday girl.💚💚

I have gustatory rhinitis now Old age is stupid

Been made redundant twice in the last 3.5 years and yes, despite an in demand skillset it took months to find work both times.

“Just rear your ugly fuckin’ head, I'll put it on a platter, Just rear your ugly fuckin’ head, I'll put it on a platter, So come on, motherfucker, Come on, motherfucker, Come on, motherfucker, Let's throw down” —Conway Twitty, “The Rose”

“The time has come. All the chosen, time to put down your bongs, Take up a knife, end a life, Legalise drugs and murder. Satanus, Luciferus, we pledge these souls to you, Now Satan's slaves, your lives not saved, Die now in the shadow of the pentagram.” —Bobby McFerrin, “Don’t Worry, Be Happy”

Democracy means oscillating between dumb and evil every few years, so if you’re either happy or depressed about the Hungary results you’ll be back where you were eventually. The moral arc of the universe is long and it bends towards boredom

due to a rift in the space-time continuum, you can send exactly five words to 2016 CHICAGO POPE NETFLIX HAS ADS

FYI – John Coltrane heard the notes to “A Love Supreme” in his head at approximately the same time that the Nag Hammadi scrolls were unearthed. Make of that what you will.

I hate my job and everyone upon the planet where I do my job

When I told them “get off my lawn” they took it to the extreme

all you had to do… (You Are Not Economically Viable)

by next week, if fuel runs out nationwide, the EV heads are gonna rule the streets. Mild Max.

now my right ear has tinnitus and at a different frequency too now i just need one more ear and i'll have a chord

Happy Margaret Thatcher Death Day!

Juke-Joint Jezebel is coming for MY cremation, binch

Score one for Team Nothing Ever Happens

DIE FOR DEAD FERNS, SUCKER

We're out here doing murder for fossils and the rest of the world has moved on. What a farce. cc @ianwelsh.bsky.social

I have heard that there is an old Buddhist text which mentions that a certain kind of deva ("angel") is born, not from the groin, but from knees — which I remind myself of during long meditation sits. 🙂 🙏

Oh, there's a civilization on its deathbed alright

Any geologists here? While visiting north Georgia last weekend, I came across a steep hillside of very soft, shiny rock. It flaked into fairly flat sheets, and I could break it up with my fingers. Plants on it were species associated with acidic soil (Kalmia, Epigaea). Any guess what it could be?

Wait, WHAT

lessgooooo

There is exactly one thing I like about the DC area: A functioning subway 👍

the heart of darkness

I have to say though that the National Archive gift shop is off the chain

I have to say though that the National Archive gift shop is off the chain

The logical fallacy underpinning the American Revolution is the belief that rich white assholes aren’t fungible.

“No king is going to tell me I can’t kill no injuns”

Nobody got Outlook fixed … ever