Victor Wembanyama died on his way back to his home planet

The movable feast of all the kids’ graduation parties is nice and all but I am putting the pounds on. There is only so much cheese and cheese-based dishes I should eat, but apparently no limit on how I CAN eat.

It's so dry the bahia grass in my yard hasn't sprouted and that shit is unkillable

Best NCMA exhibit I've ever been to was a large Alphonse Mucha retrospective. Must have been a couple of years ago. S-tier aesthetic.

Drop clowns like this on enemy formations like 500lb bombs

One of the guys who works for me schedules a half-day off in advance the morning after every Hurricanes playoff game. It’s cool bro. Live your best life.

Low-key someone who belongs in these discussions but somehow always evaded them is Neil Peart

Oh, you don't want any kind of advice from me. One time I got phở at a hospital cafeteria.

Daughter the First is all graduated from high school and stuff. Off to a new continent in a few weeks. So hard to believe…

Ed Zitron could at this stage convince a sizable amount of people to get black Nike runners and go live in a compound.

Weather for Game 5 of the Stanley Cup final. An ice sport.

You looked for work and money, you walked a rugged mile

“The arc … bends toward justice” is the cruelest lie ever told in human history Whig bullshit

The cultural visibility of anarcho-primitivism is vanishing at just the time it would be useful in the discourse

New Muse album is going to be pure dogshit

what if while trump is courtside victor wembanyama just leans down and eats his whole head. gulps the whole thing down tootsie pop owl style. and then explains that’s why he was sent here, blinks his eyes sideways and flies out of MSG and away into the night sky

Like half of management is keeping the dumbest fucking slap fights under control. I hate it sooooo much

My hot take was grabbing a log from the fire

gee that's too bad

Mexico v South Africa will be the first FIFA sanctioned game of football played on a pyramid, when the two sides kick off on top of the Pyramid of the Sun at Teotihuacan. Goals will be either side, with players scrambling and tumbling up and down the mighty stone steps.

I've started avoiding Juice Media videos on YouTube. I mean they're clever and pro-environment, but the stuff they're protesting is making me literally nauseous.

Also apparently evergreen

Evergreen tweet (apparently)

Celebrating 4 Years Of Being Out Of Dropbox Storage Space 🥇

This is a great example of the absolute dross the Economist regularly churns out. Throughout the piece, they frit back and forth between explaining why younger people have a problem with the current system, then blaming them for wanting a solution.

Skyrim ass death smh

No. Don't do that.

John Blanche died. Please no tasteless jokes about putting him in a dreadnought to continue waging war on gamers’ wallets.

Noticing my thoughts and the objects of my senses … and they’re all saying that the barbecued tofu yesterday was the bomb

I can honestly say Nanabi in Utica is my favorite restaurant in the State of New York. I can also say it's one of maybe a dozen I've been to (and most of those were fast-food). But if you're ever in Utica, go there and go HAM with the gyoza.

Earth is going to become the Joker

it’s actually the sun and not the moon that makes chicagoans go crazy

I prefer John Maynard Keynes' phrasing

Everything I see is so stupid now. So hopelessly stupid. Any world where headlines like "Jake Tapper questions the accuracy of Jill Biden's memoir" can happen is a fallen world, crying out for another Chixculub.

Wasn't Bill Pulte the guy who did cash raffles for retweeting him on Twitter?

how do you stop an 8-foot-tall man who can shoot the 3, it's not fair

Mangos were $4.99 EACH at the local desi dukaan. What the everliving hell. The family needs to find a cheaper favorite fruit with a quickness.

I know that, when I think of ice sports, the first two places that come to mind are Nevada and North Carolina

Does thou seek … perfection? www.instagram.com/reel/DY5r4gJ...

“I’m getting too much sleep at night!” Let me help: youtu.be/5nvsDmwZWdM?...

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my best conspiracy theory is usa is stalling on my type 2 diabetes meds bc my pancreas is enriching uranium

james talarico implies the existence of a james talasuave

"A verdade suprema e oculta do mundo é que ele é algo que nós criamos, e que poderíamos facilmente criar de forma diferente." - David Graeber

Paneer

One of my IRL friends who worked for the Democratic Party is mad at me at not supporting Graham Platner. The military could learn lessons about following orders from the Democrats. In 2028 we may see a lot of "vote AOC or die" from the exact same people who wanted her executed for treason in 2018.