Ok this is a truly great tweet

FORBIDDEN KITTEH

"The remaining 5 percent concerns only the final portion of the hill, the tendency of the boulder to inevitably roll back down to the very beginning, the eternal nature of my punishment, and the fact that Hades has not technically agreed to alter any terms."

‘What, this? It’s not 𝘮𝘺 fuck. I have no idea who gave this fuck, but it certainly wasn’t me.’

Slightly diminish a book: Tipping the Velour

‘F yeah, I’m gonna be the cheeriest mf’er on this desiccated hell-orb! I’ll frolic in the ruins between the network state domes, and gladly submit when the broligarchs’ organ harvesting drones come for me. It’ll be great!’

It’s me, ‘WILL BITE’

Happy World Goth Day!

And a very happy World Goth Day, to all who celebrate.

#WhenTheresTooMuch silliness, I get a bit headachy

We are a shit hole country existing only to serve and enrich .01% of the population at the expense of 99.9% of us. Cue the pitchforks and torches, we need to tear down the castles.

The reason that anti-trans lawyers like to talk about "biological sex" is because it obscures the fundamental irrationality of a system of law that focuses on what people cannot change as a basis for preventing them from changing everything else.

Jeff Bezos havinge opiniouns on the economye ys lyke a pickpocket havinge opiniouns on pants

Introduce yourself with 10 bands you’ve seen live: Duran Duran Depeche Mode The Cure Gary Numan KMFDM Mediæval Bæbes Faun Heilung The Hu Rammstein Fleshgod Apocalypse (This list goes up to 11)

Earlier, we got a request for us to adopt a cat from BARCS after we reopen, so we're running a sale on our website to help us fulfill that request. Get 25% off your order with promo code Bookstore cat at checkout. Pictured are some of the cats up for adoption at BARCS. carpelibrumbaltimore.com

The 14th Amendment Section 4 is unambiguous: Neither the United States nor any State shall assume or pay any debt or obligation incurred in aid of insurrection or rebellion against the United States. tRump pushing taxpayer money to Jan. 6 rioters is a direct violation of the Constitution!

I aspire to look this dapper in short sleeve button-up shirts

Be as irritable and quarrelsome as possible without getting yourself into trouble.

My taxes are going to murder school children overseas and to let pardoned insurrectionist pedophiles get their hush money payoffs to victims, meanwhile, the papers of record want to let me know the real danger is the guy who taxes second homes in Manhattan to balance budgets and feed hungry kids.

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Ugh, a spy satellite found my secret hideout

Post a meme made by you.

Come onnnnnn, aren’t we overdue for an unsafe asteroid encounter?

We’re all #StillWaitingForYouTo make with that charcuterie you mentioned, bro

These guys really could have sold AI as “this is going to make your lives better.” Instead they picked “this is going to take your job and ruin all the art you love and you better embrace it or get left behind.” And they expect applause at commencement speeches!

A culture where the only consequence rich white men face for rape, sex trafficking, and destroying women’s lives is ‘cancellation’ is super problematic, sooooo…

Pick a Bond from photos you already have in your phone.

Where are y’all getting dogs that are afraid of the vacuum cleaner? Is there a waiting list? Where do I sign up?

Learn new makeup techniques #ThingsIRefuseToDoOnline

i like this photo where it looks like you've interrupted t.s. eliot and virginia woolf in the middle of planning your murder

The last episode of "Black Mirror" should star Charlie Brooker as as sci-fi anthology show-runner who keeps making shows about a dystopian future... only to see his horrific visions continually brought to life by capitalist tech-bros and adopted as Government policy. He descends into madness.

"I’m not saying I don’t care about human suffering; I just care more about my immediate self-interest because I’m the kind of person who contributes to society by starting companies that leverage technology to build smart tea kettles that brew themselves while you sleep at night."

When the Novocain wears off and you realize your dentist basically skull-f’ed you with an ice auger and you paid him for it 💀

This is why we are voting for Liz Walsh for Howard County Executive!! Please read, share, and give her your vote! "I am the only Executive candidate in this race who does not take money from special interests...I am not for sale. I do not owe favors. I serve—exclusively and always—the public good."

pruning azaleas no chicks in last spring’s nest but that bough can stay #haiku

“Huck shows great disrespect for the Court’s precedent in Dred Scott when aiding the fugitive Jim, presumably due to liberal indoctrination by the Widow Douglas.” www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/exc...

Certain abandoned properties are safe from trespass, safe from vandalism because they are ghost-guarded. Children dare their peers to peep the glass fully believing something spectral might stare back. Homes empty of everything but phantoms. – George Kindred, 'Haunted Hookland'

Hanlon’s Razor: “Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by ignorance.” Moxon’s Shaving Cream: “Never exonerate malice simply because it is also ignorant.”

Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally?

Dang it, just after I said those Skarsgard lads seem so unproblematic, a Skarsgard lad goes full problematic.

yeah all right I love a Mugler

Slightly diminish a book The Old Man and the Tea

Paul and Isabella @moritherapy.bsky.social have written an amazing renga starting here. There's a way experienced haijin have of writing a (semi-traditional) renga where each haiku/senryu relates only slightly, but they somehow resonate perfectly. I'm learning from this, as well as loving it.

objects in the mirror are more desolate than they appear

Today, Arthur: - Chewed up a leather-bound first edition of Coleridge’s Poetical Works - Escaped from the house through a screen door left ajar - Destroyed the pawprint I took the day Phineas died - Also one of my favorite shoes He’s lucky he’s so cute, cos he’s a right arsehole 😤

This f’in brain in my skull #MyHauntedItems

In totally unsurprising news, Richard Dawkins is developing AI psychosis. Paywall bypass: archive.is/6RdK9