I have eaten, the plums that were in the icebox specifically between the milk and cheese the block of cheddar and the 2% milk, to be exact www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/wil...

Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only

MVP thinking about running again. So many people under that post running scared because the white male patriarchy has them convinced only a white man can run & win. The woman lost by 1% campaigning only 107 days. 89 mil people didn’t vote. Give her more time, GOTV, I say our chances are damned good!

Social media apps as Lord of the Rings characters, a thread: Twitter: Twitter is Gollum. Began as a normal halfling. Overexposure to evil left it thin and stretched and bitter.

Happy Confederate Surrender Day from Minnesota where we still have your goddamn flag and we’re not giving it up. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/28th_Vi...

BREAKING: Following the American threat of an “Avignon Papacy,” Robert Kennedy has begun a Diet of Worms

I'm not pro-Pope, but I'm also Anti-Antipope. Where does a Catholic like me turn? – By Ross Douthat

Because of course they kept Kristi-n- Corey’s sex jet

No dog beds were harmed in the taking of this nap

Moon's haunted. Happy Wednesday.

The more I’ve learned about private equity, the more I’ve come to see it as a metaphor for how power and wealth now operate in Britain. I wrote about it for @theguardian.com - two days before THE ASSET CLASS publishes: www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

If you see this, post a character from space

A crowned king, hanging from the gallows (from the 14th-century Roman de la Rose).

Surprise, surprise.

I can confirm that this works

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

SNL UK is absolutely putting its American counterpart to shame dear lord

Sending ‘human chains’ against power plant bombings? Both regimes in this war are depraved and heartily deserve toppling.

Funny enough, both centering society around the personal car and the advent of the smart phone as it currently exists have been disastrous. It’s not so much “technology is inherently bad” so much as “the technology we have chosen to put at the center of our lives have made life a nightmare”

H681.4.2 How deep is the sea? At first, knee-deep; further on, waist-deep, neck-deep; and beyond that over the head.

Okay, stealing cars is illegal and people shouldn’t do it, but YTF make it easy for thieves by leaving the keys in your unlocked car??? 🤦🏻‍♀️

Depluralize a movie: 1 Monkey

family drama - teens hunt for plastic eggs at 5 pm #senryu

Primate enrichment ftw!

In the Temple of Doom #WhereToFindYourEasterEggs

Happy Easter.

Caro Claire Burke hits a nerve that has a publisher bankrolling her 1st novel. I hope it goes great for her! Gift article www.nytimes.com/2026/04/04/s...

Dude, Where’s My Carbonara? #EverydayFoodInASongOrMovie

Trying to convince the king that you love his new novelty ice bath - 14th century, British Library, Royal MS 19 C I, f. 122r

So they got Outlook fixed, then

Take the ex’s money, go kill the original client, then come back and kill the ex. A contract’s a contract, and a loose end is a loose end 🤷🏻‍♀️

People think things all the time that they’d never, ever do. People do things all the time that they’d never, ever thought of until it was already happening. I’m not saying shit unless nu-boo makes a move - but if they do… 💀⚰️🪦

This goddamn pickled homunculus 🤬

www.buzzfeed.com/jarrylee/hil... 😄

Second verse, similar to the first. (Meet Arthur Dent, rescued last night from death row at PG County ASD. He is not a substitute for yes Phineas, but I’m sure he will be an excellent buddy for many years 🥰)

‘Zis sandwich is a lady sandwich because she wears ze hat’

"Trump drew up his army on the shore of the ocean with his ballistas & war machines "He suddenly commanded them to gather up seashells, and fill their helmets and the folds of their tunics and declared victory over the enemy" - War journalist Suetonius, 2026, Hormuz www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c3...

#TodayIsAprilFoolsDaySo I’m foolin’

Posting this on my birthday The poem treats the 10th birthday as a quiet loss, a stepping out of childhood This small shift, from 9 – 10, shows how growing up happens quietly & gradually Full of humour & nostalgia & then ending with something deeper & more philosophical #poetry #poemoftheday

fuck Elon

Someone in North Carolina or thereabouts, please help these babies!

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness

What the fuck are we doing here

Post an image you can hear

Not only must we fight for No Kings at the federal level, we must work at the state and county level as well. For years, the zoning department of HoCo has refused to fairly enforce existing law. Howard County = the best zoning money can buy No Kings means No Kings. Maryland folk, please share.

I spent 3 days photographing bees at the cherry blossom trees. This one is my favourite.

A stiff breeze #GivesMeGoosebumps

We'd like to reopen the bookstore in a brick and mortar format and adopt a shop cat, so we're running a sale on the website. Get 25% off your order with promo code York at checkout. Pictured is one of the spaces we like for the bookstore. (It's on York Rd, hence the name.) carpelibrumbaltimore.com

#HowToSayNoWithout hurting anyone’s feelings