Fortuna Vernalis
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Tinker, Tailor, Veteran, Antifascist (They/She) 🏳️🌈🌸🏳️⚧️
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My mission statement for these fascist times (to impede, to annoy, to overcome)
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McSweeney's
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I have eaten, the plums that were in the icebox specifically between the milk and cheese the block of cheddar and the 2% milk, to be exact
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William Carlos Williams Tries to Reach His Word Count
I have eaten, the plums that were in the icebox specifically between the milk and cheese the block of cheddar and the 2% milk, to be exact April 25 2022 4/1...
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/william-carlos-williams-tries-to-reach-his-word-count
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Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only
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about 10 hours ago
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Penelope
about 12 hours ago
MVP thinking about running again. So many people under that post running scared because the white male patriarchy has them convinced only a white man can run & win. The woman lost by 1% campaigning only 107 days. 89 mil people didn’t vote. Give her more time, GOTV, I say our chances are damned good!
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A.R. Moxon
2 days ago
Social media apps as Lord of the Rings characters, a thread: Twitter: Twitter is Gollum. Began as a normal halfling. Overexposure to evil left it thin and stretched and bitter.
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John Moe
2 days ago
Happy Confederate Surrender Day from Minnesota where we still have your goddamn flag and we’re not giving it up.
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Wes Burdine
2 days ago
BREAKING: Following the American threat of an “Avignon Papacy,” Robert Kennedy has begun a Diet of Worms
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Steve
2 days ago
I'm not pro-Pope, but I'm also Anti-Antipope. Where does a Catholic like me turn? – By Ross Douthat
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Because of course they kept Kristi-n- Corey’s sex jet
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2 days ago
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No dog beds were harmed in the taking of this nap
3 days ago
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I AM DAD
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⛧ Mother Suspiria ⛧ (Stina Marie)
3 days ago
Moon's haunted. Happy Wednesday.
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Hettie O’Brien
4 days ago
The more I’ve learned about private equity, the more I’ve come to see it as a metaphor for how power and wealth now operate in Britain. I wrote about it for
@theguardian.com
- two days before THE ASSET CLASS publishes:
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Want to know capitalism’s endgame? Just look at private equity – it has captured our everyday lives | Hettie O'Brien
These companies now own everything from nurseries to care homes, squeezing vital services for profit while we foot the bill, says Hettie O’Brien, author of The Asset Class: How Private Equity Turned C...
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/apr/07/capitalism-endgame-private-equity-captured-nurseries-care-homes
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If you see this, post a character from space
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3 days ago
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Kenneth F. Duggan 🇨🇦
3 days ago
A crowned king, hanging from the gallows (from the 14th-century Roman de la Rose).
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Bob Cesca
3 days ago
Surprise, surprise.
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Faine Greenwood
3 days ago
I can confirm that this works
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Eric Haywood
4 days ago
The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv)
4 days ago
SNL UK is absolutely putting its American counterpart to shame dear lord
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Sending ‘human chains’ against power plant bombings? Both regimes in this war are depraved and heartily deserve toppling.
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4 days ago
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cozy
4 days ago
Funny enough, both centering society around the personal car and the advent of the smart phone as it currently exists have been disastrous. It’s not so much “technology is inherently bad” so much as “the technology we have chosen to put at the center of our lives have made life a nightmare”
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MythologyBot
5 days ago
H681.4.2 How deep is the sea? At first, knee-deep; further on, waist-deep, neck-deep; and beyond that over the head.
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Okay, stealing cars is illegal and people shouldn’t do it, but YTF make it easy for thieves by leaving the keys in your unlocked car??? 🤦🏻♀️
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5 days ago
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Depluralize a movie: 1 Monkey
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5 days ago
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family drama - teens hunt for plastic eggs at 5 pm
#senryu
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Primate enrichment ftw!
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6 days ago
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In the Temple of Doom
#WhereToFindYourEasterEggs
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Mueller, She Wrote
6 days ago
Happy Easter.
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Kris Lindbeck
7 days ago
Caro Claire Burke hits a nerve that has a publisher bankrolling her 1st novel. I hope it goes great for her! Gift article
www.nytimes.com/2026/04/04/s...
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A Tradwife Wakes Up in 1805 …
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/04/style/yesteryear-tradwife-novel-caro-claire-burke.html?unlocked_article_code=1.YVA.T8DB.SLqXfjWV0wVe&smid=bs-share
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Dude, Where’s My Carbonara?
#EverydayFoodInASongOrMovie
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Medieval Military Medicine
9 days ago
Trying to convince the king that you love his new novelty ice bath - 14th century, British Library, Royal MS 19 C I, f. 122r
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So they got Outlook fixed, then
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8 days ago
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Take the ex’s money, go kill the original client, then come back and kill the ex. A contract’s a contract, and a loose end is a loose end 🤷🏻♀️
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8 days ago
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People think things all the time that they’d never, ever do. People do things all the time that they’d never, ever thought of until it was already happening. I’m not saying shit unless nu-boo makes a move - but if they do… 💀⚰️🪦
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8 days ago
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This goddamn pickled homunculus 🤬
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8 days ago
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Nick Kocharhook 🇺🇦💪🏼
9 days ago
www.buzzfeed.com/jarrylee/hil...
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People On Twitter Turned This Poem Into A Hilarious Meme
"Hey I just met you / And this is crazy / But the plums in the icebox / I ate them maybe"
https://www.buzzfeed.com/jarrylee/hilarious-tweets-about-that-plums-in-the-icebox-poem
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Second verse, similar to the first. (Meet Arthur Dent, rescued last night from death row at PG County ASD. He is not a substitute for yes Phineas, but I’m sure he will be an excellent buddy for many years 🥰)
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‘Zis sandwich is a lady sandwich because she wears ze hat’
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Brian Wernham C.Eng.
10 days ago
"Trump drew up his army on the shore of the ocean with his ballistas & war machines "He suddenly commanded them to gather up seashells, and fill their helmets and the folds of their tunics and declared victory over the enemy" - War journalist Suetonius, 2026, Hormuz
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#TodayIsAprilFoolsDaySo
I’m foolin’
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David Atkinson
11 days ago
Posting this on my birthday The poem treats the 10th birthday as a quiet loss, a stepping out of childhood This small shift, from 9 – 10, shows how growing up happens quietly & gradually Full of humour & nostalgia & then ending with something deeper & more philosophical
#poetry
#poemoftheday
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fuck every word
12 days ago
fuck Elon
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Beth Downey
12 days ago
Someone in North Carolina or thereabouts, please help these babies!
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Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
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Tim Dickinson
13 days ago
What the fuck are we doing here
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Post an image you can hear
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🌛⭐🌜ThatWitch🌛⭐🌜
13 days ago
Not only must we fight for No Kings at the federal level, we must work at the state and county level as well. For years, the zoning department of HoCo has refused to fairly enforce existing law. Howard County = the best zoning money can buy No Kings means No Kings. Maryland folk, please share.
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Albert Dros
14 days ago
I spent 3 days photographing bees at the cherry blossom trees. This one is my favourite.
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A stiff breeze
#GivesMeGoosebumps
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Carpe Librum Bookstore and Art Gallery
14 days ago
We'd like to reopen the bookstore in a brick and mortar format and adopt a shop cat, so we're running a sale on the website. Get 25% off your order with promo code York at checkout. Pictured is one of the spaces we like for the bookstore. (It's on York Rd, hence the name.)
carpelibrumbaltimore.com
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#HowToSayNoWithout
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