Vale, Anthony Head. A fine actor - and a good man.

Fuck, I love science.

I'm in.

Fuck you, Rubio, you worthless, spineless god-bothering chode. Just try it. The Danish Secret Service knows where you live, you little shit.

Wut Nope

When things are miserably stupid, it is very refreshing to read a book that often seems to have been written primarily for the joy of putting words together.

Good morning. There are two things I now require for my continued happiness: (1) Every Teletubbies episode, so enhanced and (2) Every Sopranos epsiode, revoiced by the Teletubbies. Takk Fyrir.

Good morning. Put it down to my exasperation and exhaustion with the USA's ongoing loud-mouthed self-destructive idiocy sucking the oxygen out of every room it waddles into, but a better metaphor for the downward trajectory of that wretched country, I cannot imagine. Yes, I am in a mood.

Critically important Timeline Cleanser/Birb Update:

i don't know what's actually happening here but for a second I thought he'd strapped a bomb to his chest and felt joy for the first time in six months

happy birthday america, i got you the corpse of a 30 year old one hit wonder shuffling around in front of a fight pit next to a giant hole in the ground that used to be the east wing all at the pleasure of an octogenarian rapist with dementia

Here's one that deserves your signature - apparently, the collapse of two of his idiotic hotel projects isn't enough for his smooth-brained, drooling simpleton admirers in this country - so let's make it three for three. petitions.getup.org.au/petitions/no... @getup.org.au

Here's the serious bit for anyone who'd rather skip the 4000 words of jokes

In a proper decaying empire, two copulating black snakes biting the degenerate emperor’s loathsome vizier would be taken as the powerful and perilous omen it is

Timeline cleanser. I'm unsure of the minutiae of the rules myself, but our mate here is an absolute *champion*.

What an excellent initiative - - oh. Oh, dear.

In celebration of both World Dracula Day and Peter Cushing's birthday. 🧛

Morning, World. So... ...has anyone spiked Elon's ketamine with fentanyl yet? No? ...fuck.

In the pub. Waiting for my schnitzel.

Damn right.

Finally.

And a very happy World Goth Day, to all who celebrate.

Introduce yourself with 10 bands you've seen live Iron Maiden Sisters of Mercy The Clouds Queens of the Stone Age David Bowie Motorhead Yes 10CC The Chats The Damned

Mood.

This is what you get when you let a flabby junkie racist charlatan chud pretend it's a catwalk model. Don't let anyone spike your ketamine with fentanyl now, Elnoid. That'd be terrrrrrible.....

I would follow Myrtle into battle.

A better, more comprehensive - and more overdue - skewering of One Nation and the grifting, ignorant, hypocritical lying ogre at its helm, you will never read. Great work, @ronnisalt.bsky.social

If you see this post your getaway vehicle

Bruce, Steve, Dave, Adrian, Nicko and Janick.

People gettin' fucked up, talkin' smack, throwing hands and snatchin' wigs at my Lord of Oxford's crib, yo.

Boosting the signal, on this. Some excellent recommendations and sound rationales here - absolutely worth your time to explore, and make a few changes where you can.

I'm honestly not even that interested in eating him. I just want to see him on an ornate platter with an apple in his mouth, after slowly turning on a spit over a fire for a few hours.

President Humperdoo (probably): "I NO MOAR THUCKADEEDEES THAN YOU DO -" ~EXTENDED FART NOISE~ ~LOSS OF CARRIER SIGNAL~

A reasonable person would shoot their own balloon-knot across the room like a red hot washer at the mere *thought* of this abomination.

Wait for it .... 11 seconds and BOOM! Some breathtaking footage from Fuego 🇬🇹 and @boisestate.bsky.social scientists in this great science update on infrasound sensors. eos.org/science-upda...

Out. Of. His. Fucking. Mind.

happy Tom Holland stormwater management day to all who celebrate.

Oh, come on now. Is that *really* the face of a pervosexual wrongcock? ... ...er... ... ...well, yes. Yes, it is.

Brian FUCKING May, I swear to God... We're all getting pretty tired of this guy's constant guitar/astronomy/daffodil/badger/humanitarian/lovelyman hijinks, honestly.

Hey, @horrornonna.com - guess what just got a shout out on the latest Amoeba's "What's In My Bag", with Digable Planets? Alexandra Heller-Nicholas' "The Hitcher", that's fuckin' what.

Morning, world. So.... ....is he dead yet? No? Fuck.

Twenty quid *does* seem like a lot.

A glorious Beltane to all who celebrate. 🔥

In other news, I am going on a date tonight, for the first time in well over a decade. I genuinely can't remember what the fuck I'm meant to do in this situation. Oh, well. Chocks away, tally-ho.

Bit on the nose this morning, Herman.

If there are any deities listening - right into the ground like a fucking dart, please.

I am disinclined to believe this is real - but the way it kicks off with a cheery "Hello everybody!" is objectively *hilarious*.

The horse ain't wrong.

Wonderful scene. Not a smartphone in sight. Just a matador lad with a horn right up his hoop, living in the moment.

Read this - and then someone buy Alan a beer, he's earned it today.