I AM IN JAPAN THE STATIONMASTER IS A CAT PLEASE SEND FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

Just look at this. My favourite play by The Bard of Avon - any adaptation is usually pretty good, but this looks like it would be incredible. Exquisite design work, absolutely breathtaking.

Jesus fucking Christ on a tricycle. This sick, sociopathic fat cunt of a man.

A much-needed timeline cleanser, folks - Kenroku-en Gardens in gentle rain, Kanazawa, today. There's a lot of beauty and joy left in the world yet, family.

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Remember Iron Chef? Remember Iron Chef Japanese, Roksaburo Michiba? Visited (for the 3rd time) his superb restaurant "Rokusentai" in Tokyo - took a dear friend as a thankyou, for helping me out of a tight spot. This is the *first* course, of his Kaiseki banquet - incredible. Celebrate the wins.

Will Shakesberd knows. He always knows.

Dateline: Japan A huge, horrifying, rapacious unstoppable monster from the abyss comes to plague the good citizens of Tokyo. And next to him, is Mr Timothy Godzilla, noted local philanthropist and radioactive lizard about town.

Name one, you fat fuck.

Hello, Japan - you're looking well!

OPERATION SURPRISE SAUSAGE PIZZA DELIVERY FROM THE GUY WHO'S COME TO CLEAN THE POOL BUT WHO'S THIS ITS THE NEIGHBOR LADY PAYING A VISIT FOUR - THE ASS-WRECKING

Mood.

Fellow writers constantly closing pop-up windows while we work, Emma Thompson feels our pain! ♥️

Vale, Tatsuya Nakadai. An actor who elevated everything he was in.

WAKE UP BABE, THE BOOJUMS NEW BALLTEARER JUST DROPPED Nova Scotia's Finest will save us all.

I REQUIRE SUSTENANCE WHERE ARE THE HIGH CALORIE EARTH HU-MANS FOR ME TO INGEST

So... Is he dead yet? No? Fuck.

Tapping the sign AGAIN

Kinda preferred my explanation, but the real story is pretty awesome anyway: "...Please let young Inspector Jacque Debonnaire there be turning up to work in his vintage Citroen DS, after a night of beaujolais, Gitanes, fois gras, and plonking his mistress (the Prefect of Police's wife)."

Someone put this "blue plaque" on a London Tesla showroom to mark his becoming the world's first trillionaire. “World’s first trillionaire Elon Musk. Could have solved world hunger but funded fascists instead. Bellend.”

I am *pleading* with Americans to try to understand what understated sarcasm from an Australian academic might sound like. Professor Wolfers can't simply say, in the language of our people, "Trump is an ignorant lying cunt" on the telly. He WANTS to - of that, I'm absolutely bloody certain.

Me flirting

WAKE UP BABE, NEW RIOTGRLERIN ART SHENANIGANS JUST DROPPED

Looks like it was a good night for democracy, in the distant Americas. Excellent. Great result in a number of states, so you should celebrate it - and then get back to work, folks. Will raise a glass tonight, while happily imagining the screaming shitfit currently being thrown in the Whitehouse.

OK, fuck getting an Oscar or a Golden Globe - I now know what I must strive for. THAT TROPHY THOUGH, BOYS AND GIRLS

Heh.

A movie you’ve seen more than 7 times with a gif

Right - Halloween in Ireland, it is. Sold.

Damn right, Maestro. Fuck AI - and anyone who uses it - with a boat-hook dipped in dogshit, broken glass and burning napalm.

Proof of concept trailer for my feature film edited together - at last. Much swearing, as Final Cut Pro is a mystery wrapped in an enigma to me - and the sound needed a *lot* of massaging. And now...wine. Something Georgian, I suspect. Thank you @horrornonna.com , for pushing me to get it done.

Yeah, whatever happened to that guy - oh. Right. Good.

📣 “I … will fight — even without you.” A powerful and searing open letter from Galina Rymbu in Ukraine to Zarah Sultana, confronting how anti-imperial solidarity must refuse to abandon Ukraine. Read it here ⬇️ syg.ma/@media-resistance-group/galina-rymbu-an-open-letter-to-zarah-sultana

Heads-up, @ronnisalt.bsky.social This is adjacent to your interests, I suspect.

For the love of Christ, can we PLEASE stop making imbeciles famous

If you're an Australian LinkedIn user, you might want to dive in and fix all your settings per below, as well - though it may be too late. Fuck AI. JFC....

Are you fucking serious right now

i want my friends to remember me fondly. and my enemies to remember me as The Creature

Goals.

Just saw "Frankenstein", another masterpiece by @realgdt.bsky.social . Well done, Maestro. Go and see it on the big screen, it's exquisite - a dark Gothic Romance, turned up to 11.

"People who have voluntarily tattooed the symbol of the people who ran the Nazi extermination camps on their own skin should be vigorously shunned from any and all public institutions" is not a purity test, it is the literal fucking ground floor bar of a civilized society

What's it like inside your head?

Good morning, America - from a Magical Upside-Down Land, Far Away. So... ...is he dead yet? No? Fuck.

I'm running a book - what odds am I offered on the National Museum of African American History and Culture being razed by this creep? What odds on the dead in Arlington being dug up, and the site converted into one of his cretinous golf courses? From Australia - this is fucking disgraceful.

"Choose! Choose the form of the Destructor!"

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If this photo was any more French, it'd be on a baguette. Please let young Inspector Jacque Debonnaire there be turning up to work in his vintage Citroen DS, after a night of beaujolais, Gitanes, fois gras, and plonking his mistress (the Prefect of Police's wife).

I regularly tune in to Big Turd Peacock, I'm unsure what the alleged controversy is here.

Nice work, America. Now - do it all again in a couple of weeks, and everyone who attended? Next time, find three friends who didn't, and bring them with you. Good luck.

Timeline cleanser - gaze upon this precious, tiny fragile creature. And no, not the bloke on his back.