Some very sad news - felt this one. Vale, Máire Philomena Ní Bhraonáin (Moya Brennan) of Clannad. A luminous, beautiful talent. Slán leat, a bhean uasal - go raibh míle maith agat.

Make this movie, Hollywood, you cowards

Wait a minute - I'd know that ludicrous eyeliner anywhere...

Ash nazg durbatulûk Ash nazg gimbatul Ash nazg thrakatulûk Agh burzum-ishi krimpatul

....the *fuck* is this idiocy?

I imagine Australia's One Nation party are anxiously waiting for JD Vance's endorsement. Because they're vicious, corrupt, proto-fascist simpletons, as well. ##auspol

Good morning. Fuck, yes. The worst people in the world are apoplectic/miserable right now. An excellent start to the week.

THEY'RE HOME!! A damn good day. And, yeah - a little weepy, down here in Melbourne.

Here we go. Come safely home, everyone.

A much needed timeline cleanser. But for four brave souls, you and everyone you know and love - and everyone else - is in that picture.

@albomp.bsky.social - I want Australia doing this. I want us to be *leading* on this. Now. I know you're threading a very narrow needle, dealing with this corrupt, child-raping lunatic and his cabal of fanatics, grifters and morons - but enough is enough. Australians *will* back you. Guaranteed.

Don't protest. Don't "phone your Congressman". Don't "impeach". JUST. FUCKING. REMOVE. HIM. AND NO - IT DOES *NOT* MATTER HOW, ANYMORE

"We do not leave Earth - we choose it." Damn. Weepy again. #Artemis

And they're back! Hello, Orion - see you soon.

Oh, damn. Didn't need to be feeling a bit weepy, this early on a Tuesday.

Good morning. This is the greatest Op-Ed written in entire history of ever, and I shall be lobbying my Member of Parliament to pass a Bill that ensures horses are given cake. Every horse. Any cake they want. It's Time.

Currently flat on the floor, retching with laughter. ...yes, I've been drinking - why do you ask?

And she's away. Safe travels, voyagers. Feeling *very* teary and emotional.

Here we go. www.abc.net.au/news/2026-04...

The vast gulfs of interstellar space cannot hold all of the fucks I don't give about this.

I don't even have to mention a name, and we all know who im talking about. And when I say "we", I mean all 8 billion of us.

The Gods of the North have returned. We're going to be alright, everyone.

Same, Mr Clemens. Same.

The perfect t-shirt doesn't exis-

Them: what’s it like where you live? Me:

Morning, world. Time for this one again, unfortunately.

Wholeheartedly endorse. Well done, Nathan. Good on you, mate.

Boosting the signal on this. PLEASE SHARE AS WIDELY AS POSSIBLE. And...be watchful.

I am SO in.

She is where it all began. Celebrating the birthday of the One True QUEEN of Rock and Roll - Sister Rosetta Tharpe. Every shredding guitar line you ever heard traces back to a joyful gospel-singing lady in her best church clothes, tearing it up on a Gibson. If you love Rock, you *will* love her.

Hello again - timeline cleanser. The Boojums - Nova Scotia's finest - saving Rock and Roll, one song at a time.

The wonderful collision of "much needed timeline-cleanser", and "the perfect woman doesn't exis-"

Dear Santa I have been a very good boy, and for Christmas I would like you to send this aeroplane straight into the ground like a fucking javelin. Lots of love, Brendan (age 59 and a half) PS. I have left carrots for your reindeer, and the usual fruitcake and laudanum for you.

Yeah - because what the centre of Christendom on Earth really needs is for this batshit insane, pasty-faced, endlessly greedy ghoul to lecture them on Satan, his minions, and his dark designs. They should go all Savanarola on his ass, in the middle of St.Peter's Square.

Good morning. The black one. WANT.

{...fade up spooky bass guitar line...} I give you: "Bela Lugosi's Dog" ...by Bow Wow Haus. .... .... ....I'll see myself out.

Hal: "I know thee not, Old Man." Falstaff: "FUCK YOU KID, I HAVE A GIANT SAUSAGE AND A PINT MUG I STOLE FROM THE SLUG AND LETTUCE"

AND. THIS. IS. WHY. WE. STUDY. HISTORY. FUCK'S. SAKE.

Stop whining Sam, fuck's sake...

What she said.

@sagaftra.org ? Fully paid-up member of long standing, here. Time for another strike. Kill this bullshit. Now.

SAND CAT SAYS FUCK YOU, MATE

NOT NOW FUCKIN' KOALAS

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.

We asked for C3P0* - and we got St. John Gumby. .... .... * No, we did not ask for C3P0. Not once.

TO A LIFETIME ...can anyone else smell burning toastbllluuuuuurrrrgh - ~CARRIER SIGNAL LOST~

I get my news from a reliable source

Well, that's just *science*.

Good morning America, from a Distant Far-Away Land. So... ...is he dead yet? ...no? ... ... Fuck.

My first great overseas adventure, many years ago, I climbed Snæfellsjökull (mostly for the Jules Verne literary connection - climbed Stromboli years later, for similar reasons) - my first volcano, off the list. Clearly, a return journey is in order.