lindsey graham got the same thing anyone who wants to be spoken of well in death gets: a lifetime. what he did with it is entirely on him.

It’s a big club and we ain’t in it

at this delightful cabin camping place in the middle of nowhere Kansas, but I need someone to throw my phone in the pond so I can’t read the news

lol at least three of these formats are not available within 100 miles of most audiences, this multi-format marketing push is such a joke

I keep getting “you look like a young Michael McDonald.”

Skimming is a vital skill! So is close reading! Deploy them each where appropriate! Do them with your human brain! Teach them to your students—mine are astonished and empowered to learn there’s more than one “approved” way to interact with a text.

Bela bites his nose

🎶 enshittification 🎶

I wonder if anyone involved in this endeavor had a private chuckle over the fact that Devane once starred in a movie where bandits came into his home and killed his family over a stash of coins he was hoarding. youtu.be/QCJCcnhbmr0?...

there is infinite money for weapons, non-educator vice chancellors of nothingness, and tech-grift corporate welfare but zero money for teachers, libraries, tuition

our top fx teams are working hard on getting those four color comics down to just one

Bought multiple flashlights based on recs from r/flashlight. One to check on my chicken coop at night, 100 yards away. Only problem is that it is so bright that the light will open the automatic coop door if I linger on it for more than a few seconds.

We can all agree that this is insane, right?

need a gift link to the online 9 Poisons article

Traditional bank advertising: Built on a Foundation of Trust, There for You at Life's Most Important Moments Venmo: hey we noticed you don't gamble nearly as much as you could

So much piracy is compulsive. Digital hoarding. I would love to see stats on how much pirated content people actually fully watch/read/play/whatever. I’d bet it’s 10% or less.

Can we please stop calling movies that were major hits "cult classics"? It was the 11th highest grossing movie of that year.

the biggest positive story on climate is that it doesn’t seem to matter how much of the world is run by reactionary fascists: the rise of solar is unstoppable

If ICE can kill anyone it wants with impunity, then none of us have any meaningful rights. It’s that simple.

some personal news

what can I do to make all these guys go away I have a cauldron

yeah, not all that surprised that a guy who was incapable of taking responsibility for any of his choices or decisions also refuses to take responsibility for this one.

BYE BITCH

Platner rat-fucked everyone who wants things to change. Platner's supporters rat-fucked everyone who wants things to change. Fuck that guy, fuck those guys.

Probably absurd to ask the question, but are those signs real…? The signs aren’t real, are they?

straighten yourself out to prevent kinking

lot of Burke, Carter J. energy from Platner promoter guys

I am teaching a couple classes like this sometime this fall.

I make a lot of hummus at home, so, yes, I knew there was always a chance that I would knock the 64oz jar of tahini to the floor, causing it to spill all over the kitchen. Just that I hoped it would not be tonight.

The best edit I’ve seen in weeks, you absolutely have to turn the sound on for this one.

hydration break

let's shoot out all the lights and watch MANDY

I would be begging for this game to be put out of its misery but this is exactly what we deserve.

lollllll we deserve to be out for... whatever that was

remarkable to have a situation that generates even a shred of sympathy for Gene Simmons

Trump killed the vibes just like he did with the Knicks, this is the worst we’ve looked all tournament. What a disaster.

One of the refrains I really hate in this country is "no man is a failure who has friends" partnered with the cultural attitude of if you're alone, you must have done something to deserve it. Because the biggest assholes I've met are surrounded by people scrambling to impress them.

so much of my phone is saved posts from @today-maybe.bsky.social and that is the only comment I’m making, it is regarding art appreciation and only art appreciation and I don’t even have a home address so don’t bother looking spookfellas.

Let’s say USMT manages to prevail. If they even make the finals, to say nothing of winning, it’ll be a fully suspect, tainted achievement. What other strings were pulled to get them there?

Shortsightedness is a hallmark of this administration, but the Balogun thing is an egregious example. Because, what, he plays tonight, we win against Belgium… so we can get demolished by Spain or France? There’s no endgame.

they’re calling it Milk in Miami

I haven’t seen so many ineffective crosses in Mexico since Hernán Cortés couldn’t convert the Aztecs in 1519

"I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is Mexico-England!"

love the chaos of a game where they can be 12 minutes into the 7 minutes of stoppage time, no one knows when the whistle will blow, those minutes do not count on the timeline of life

that pale orc from Norway

that pale orc from Norway

Trump, a man with a soul like an abandoned drug store, will never understand how his phone call ruins the game.

perks of being the FIFA Peace Prize recipient

a clear indication of how things will go When It Happens