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Wrote a one-off post today, and kept it outside the paywall. It's evergreen and I think worth your time: bengretch.substack.com/p/yards-afte...

It's a wonderful THURSDAY podcast: 🏈 @bengretch.bsky.social on Week 10 lineup flexes 🏈 @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social on W10 DraftKings 🏈 A preview of #LVvsDEN 🏈 Snarkbag 🏈 Mixtape 🏈 I play a FLEXUAL HEALING walkup because I am a man of the people You'll have fun! (link is 👇)

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AJ Brown crafting the most cryptic social media post ever conceived

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This goes so hard www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bzbg...

Just got done recording a 2.5-hour pod with Siegele for Stealing Bananas where we recalibrated our always fun 2026 first and second rounds, as we do once in-season each year. It was a great one, keep an eye out.

THURSDAY pod is ready!!! 🏈 @bengretch.bsky.social on W4 start/sit decisions 🏈 @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social on W4 DFS 🏈 Preview of #SEAvsAZ 🏈 Snarkbag 🏈 Tet McMillan mixtape So much in one hour? I know. I can't believe it either. (I can believe it. I'm doing a sales.) (link is 👇)

No early-week recap ep due to Shawn still recovering from a nagging sickness. We’ll record something in a couple days.

From the @bengretch.bsky.social newsletter today. The NFL is a defensive league now.

Roles for 2025 draft picks in the first two weeks of the season. Now with PFF grades!

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I love this (& feel this) from @bengretch.bsky.social so much This psychological battle is so real, not just for someone doing analyst work, but any fantasy player

Had a blast chatting with Bill about some of Week 1’s biggest storylines ⤵️

The most detailed & well-thought-out content you can read every week

What was Signal? What was Noise? I break it all down, game by game, every week at Stealing Signals ⤵️ bengretch.substack.com/p/stealing-s...

What was Signal? What was Noise? I break it all down, game by game, every week at Stealing Signals ⤵️ bengretch.substack.com/p/stealing-s...

I mean I'm biased, but this is the best recap show you're going to find about Week 1. We both watch all the games, so we can work through the nuance, but we also mostly just had an awesome time laughing at the ridiculousness of Week 1.

Really frickin pumped to see @peteroverzet.bsky.social shine on the pregame show tonight. Dude deserves this and more.

So cool to watch Pete do his thing on a huge stage!

How do you not go to AJ Brown there?

44 points in 40 mins before the delay 0 points in 15 after

Landon Dickerson has a back injury and AJ Dillon just plowed into his back and reinjured him

Kinda love Tirico breaking down the competition committee vote every time they run the tush push

That’s a really tough third down drop from Lamb. Not to make an excuse but the long delay might’ve played a role.

The NFL will do anything to fit more ads into their games smh

Miles Sanders got caught by a linebacker who wasn’t at all afraid of him running away from him lol

Tony Dungy just said “These offenses are so similar, dual threat quarterbacks, running backs that can break the big play” and I just don’t know what I’m supposed to do with that

They wouldn’t have kicked a FG on 4th and 2 with a minute in the half, Cris

Javonte “Young Zeke” Williams

CeeDee Lamb dominates, George Pickens gets a one-on-one, wins. Tough to stop two guys with this much combined talent.

Observation: CeeDee Lamb is unguardable

I’m so glad the NFL is back. This shit rules.

Barkley being clearly prepared to split, and Shipley being on for three straight snaps and two touches, seems super bullish for the “Shipley will have standalone value as RB2” thesis. I didn’t really buy that one.

Barkley coming off there for Shipley early is interesting usage. He called out after that run.

at the current rate rate, Jalen Carter is going to get ejected 10,200 times this NFL season

Javonte Williams had just 4 rushing TDs all of last year. Scores the NFL’s first TD of 2025.

What an insane start to the NFL season

chatted with @bengretch.bsky.social about 21 players we’re still trying to wrap our heads around this draft season 📺: youtu.be/dxS7KNbHf6A?... 🍎: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t... 🟢: open.spotify.com/episode/46rP...

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It's a TUESDAY PODCAST... I'm joined by @bengretch.bsky.social, and we try to emphasize: predicting sports is hard! Sure, we bake assumptions into our ranks, but we also understand the contrary cases! Today's it's PLAYERS WE'RE WORRIED WE MIGHT BE WRONG ABOUT! Big fun (link is 👇)

Coming up on the pod this week: M - @lateroundqb.bsky.social T - @bengretch.bsky.social W - Chris Raybon Th - @dennycarter.bsky.social F - @4whomjbelltolls.bsky.social Gonna be great. Subscribe and don't miss any of 'em!

Quoted Ben on the pod yesterday and paraphrased him this morning. He puts out great draft-prep materials.

Did all the positional strategy and tiers breakdowns this week, so those are fresh. Rankings updated daily. Links to everything, from rankings to a round-by-round draft strategy blueprint. Go dominate. bengretch.substack.com/p/stealing-s...

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