I’d like to send a sincere and heartfelt thank you out to everyone who came to my special taping this past Saturday. We had people come from as far as Florida, Tennessee, Indiana and Parts Unknown. Both shows were great and I think we got more than enough for a special.

Last night, I did an outdoor show in Michigan. The people loved me. Tonight I film my special in Cincinnati. Still some tickets left for the 9:45 show. 🎟️ in bio.

I’m recording a comedy special this Saturday July 11th in Cincinnati. First show is sold out, but tickets are still available for 9:45. 🎟️ in bio.

Cincy folks, go see Brent! Saw him last summer, his stand-up is as hilarious as his videos

Early show for my special taping is sold out but we’re saving a seat for you at the late.

wish i was in town highly recommend if you are. one of the best shows we’ve been to

SEX SELLS

Cincinnati THIS Saturday

Happy 250th Birthday America!

Just when I was about to climb the Empire State Building to promote my special taping July 11th in Cincinnati they go and steal my thunder. SMH.

Keep it away from me

Green Reflecting Pool

Green Reflecting Pool

People who “aren’t political”

UFC Freedumb 250

UFC Freedumb 250

Indianapolis, I’m just outside the city in Fortville tonight with a few good friends and one sworn enemy. 8pm.

St. Paul, the private jet just landed. See you tonight and tomorrow.

Correspondents’ Dinner Eyewitness

Just gassed up the jet and I’ll see you tonight in Erie.

Homer wants you to know about my shows

I’m not even gonna cut my grass this year. I’m just gonna wait for one of those guys from Tik Tok to stop by and let him do it.

Shows

Eight time Trump voter here. I’m appalled by his latest stunt and if he does it again like 13 more times I might actually consider maybe possibly giving the slightest pushback kind of, maybe.

As a Catholic, I was fine with Epstein, Iran, Venezuela, the felonies, grab em by the pussy, January 6th, ICE, and Kid Rock but Trump posting himself as Jesus has gone too far!

He got transported to Waffle House

My wife keeps calling it Kanye asada and I’m not gonna correct her.

Gas Prices

Tomorrow is 3/16. Don’t forget to leave out a six pack and a can of whoop ass for Stone Cold Steve Austin tonight.

Iran? You haven’t even finished Venezuela. How can you have any Iran if you don’t finish your Venezuela!

Green Day should shut up about politics and just stick to singing songs about politics.

Trump posted more than 60 times on Truth Social last night, but he handed his phone to an “unknown staffer” when the video depicting the Obamas as apes was posted? GTFOH

Leave Kid Rock alone, that’s somebody’s stepdad.

The people staying quiet about the Epstein files are about to be obnoxiously loud about how vulgar and satanic the halftime show was.

People that believed there was an underground pedophile ring in the basement of a pizza parlor when the Epstein files drop

Elon outing Trump for being in the Epstein files is like the pot calling the kettle a pedophile.

Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.

If ICE visits your home

Indianapolis, my shows today are canceled. Hoping to reschedule. I’ll post the new date when I know.

The guy that said he was going to release the Epstein files, he’s in perfect health, and that people are eating cats and dogs is going to tell you it wasn’t murder.

In the same way whispering wasn’t invented for compliments, having a secret police isn’t for good, legal and moral activity.

Carrying a gun is not illegal and in fact, many would say it’s the most patriotic thing you can do. What is illegal is executing a man after you’ve taken his gun and he poses no immediate threat. It was murder plain and simple.

“Since you failed to give me the peace prize, of which I am so deserving, I am forced to show you how unpeaceful I can be.”

Who knew the tongue on the Don’t Tread on Me Snake was for boot licking?

Ford employees are held to a higher standard than the president.

Not-So-Slender Man

*honey company makes bottle bear shaped* Bees: WHAT THE HELL MAN

Jerry Lewis having an orgasm

Woke up in zip ties with feces smeared on the wall so I guess the J6ers stopped by last night. Treason’s greetings to you all!

Tomorrow is January 6th so don’t forget to leave out some ivermectin and a buffalo hat tonight.