Jesse Watters, then a married father of two, let the air out of the tires of his producer’s car to leave her stranded, generating a scenario whereby he could give her a ride home ➡️ affair. Where does that rank on the “has pronouns in bio” scale and is it punishable via extrajudicial execution?

The supporters of this Administration and its brazen corruption and law-breaking have clearly not had many thoughts about what might be waiting for them in the aftermath of political winds shifting. This country needs the next gen of Dem pols to be *extremely* interested in accountability.

US government killing Americans in broad daylight, kidnapping foreign leaders, threatening allied territories and dictating corporate capital returns. But “invest in America.” 🤡

Every Trait Disqualifying ICE Agent From Previous Jobs Ideal For Current One https://theonion.com/every-trait-disqualifying-ice-agent-from-previous-jobs-ideal-for-current-one/

If you ever wondered why we can’t ever seem to escape evil: Civil war: “There was just too much evil to prosecute everyone involved. It would take too long. Best to just move on.” WWII: “There was just too much evil to prosecute everyone involved. It would take too long. Best to just move on.”

Great day to have functioning eyes and a working brain

I’m not a World War II historian, only read some books. Having just visited the Anne Frank Museum and the Dutch Resistance Museum in Amsterdam, it feels like the actions of ICE that today culminated in a murder in Minneapolis bear a striking resemblance to what happened when fascism came to Holland.

Five years ago, this great moment was captured on video:

Now would be a great time for all of the Congressional Reps who performatively carry a copy of the Constitution on them to actually open it up and read it for the first time.

I am fully aware of the role that the United States has played via the Monroe Doctrine and other colonial-ish roles. However, it has felt, for me, to be the first time where I feel like we have fully entered, “Are we the baddies?” mode.

In my life, the biggest arguments, the ones with the most long-lasting repercussions, have been those where at some point I have said, “I can’t do this anymore because we simply do not share the same reality.”

Five years ago.

The Chicago Bears are the dumbest team in the NFL (complimentary)

This sounds like a personal problem, and I’m not sure why it needs to involve taxpayer funded military involvement

In medical school, you do rotations through most specialties. When you do trauma surgery, it becomes apparent very quickly that some people excel in that environment and some people crumble. Sometimes, the ones crumbling are the ones who saw themselves in trauma, but the experience exposes them.

Wonder if we will be greeted as liberators?

Congress and/or the Cabinet have a very short window to prevent our country from becoming an international pariah for generations

So sad Dick Cheney has to view this from down there. He would have loved this.

Michigan men’s basketball shot 6/20 on threes yesterday. They shot 48% overall because they went 25/35 inside the arc. They’re a very efficient offense, but look at the hell they put USC in for the first half (starters only), forcing them into low percentage shots. What a fun team to watch.

Thank you Merrick Garland for delivering us this administration

Get ready for Phase Two: a raid on Oslo to seize the Peace Prize.

Cignetti being (by far) the best coach in the B1G (in just his second year there) despite being in the same conference with the reigning national champion is so great

I hope Mr. and Mrs. Fantastic’s pediatrician has Franklin screened for hip dysplasia given his breech positioning

Every time you hear someone say, “I have never gotten a flu vaccine and I’m fine,” realize that there are thousands of people unable to rebut with, “I was foolish for not getting a flu vaccine because I died.”

My noncompete is finally over. Can’t wait to start working again in Northern Virginia. Appointments can be made at www.novapedsortho.com

Thank you United Airlines for turning minor issue “that will take only 30 min to fix,” boarding us 3 hours late, keeping us on the plane for 2 hours at the gate with no updates, and within 30 seconds of the clock turning over to 3:45 PM, announcing that the crew is over hours and we’re canceled.

The 900 richest billionaires, already unfathomably wealthy, increased their net worth in 2025 by slightly more money than we spend on welfare. Seems like a “two birds one stone” opportunity here.

Dutch is the greatest language

I had a dream that Michigan MBB lost to LIU on a last second full-court heave. Woke up to make sure they’re not on our schedule.

Pluto didn’t change, we just got better at seeing it. This post is about autism.

After visiting Normandy, La Marais, Anne Frank’s Annex, the Dutch Resistance Museum, and the Amsterdam Holocaust Memorial, it will be difficult to return to a country where a large plurality of Americans think fascism can only come to them dressed in Hugo Boss.

Zero defense tonight. Both teams combining for 7.23 yards per play.

If you’re wondering why the vast majority of cases occur in children, it’s because over 95% of the adult cohort is vaccinated.

There isn’t a coach available right now that would inspire a “Yes!” for Michigan fans. This is a triage situation. Michigan Athletics does not have the luxury of waiting around while the source of 3/4 of their income continues to decline. Whittington is a stop-gap, and a damned good one at that.

Nothing but respect for the haters at NYT Games for throwing PH and X in the Spelling Bee on Christmas. So many families are about to find out how many relatives have an achievement addiction.

Yoel Roth Covid’s Wake

Billionaires aren’t rising up to save cherished public institutions, because they aren’t good people (except for MacKenzie Scott - because she recognizes the corrosiveness of extreme wealth). But slightly wealthy, very good people are able to continue being very good people.

A regular reminder that the good billionaires you are counting on do not exist

The Chicago Bears had better win a Super Bowl this year, because good luck convincing a free agent to live/practice in Lake Forest, IL but play games 68 miles away in Hammond, IN

The good news: the entire grievance industry is built upon lazy morons who are proud of their stupidity. They are not smart enough to build anything that will last. But during their brief reigns of terror, we should do what we can to protect the vulnerable people they seek to blame.

“But what about charged?” Killing the ideas of due process and an independent press in one sentence is an impressive feat. A full 20% of the Bill of Rights rendered insignificant. Well done, Bari Weiss. Well done.

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Worth noting, I guess, that inside of a year we've gone from administration officials taking selfies of themselves at CECOT and bragging about how it's hell on earth to now getting their horrible little media worms to kill stories about it

Mont St Michel

NYT Games does not buck

Live look of all the Harper’s letter signatories:

Cold, rainy day at Utah Beach