There is no way that Colombia-Ghana can live up to that match, so instead I've switched over to watch the Savannah Bananas.

These Cape Verde players will never need to buy a drink at home for the rest of their lives

Oh, Owen Goal gets the credit, not Cuti. OK, he can stay.

Romero's gotta be sold now sorry I don't make the rules

Sports are good

That is the best goal of the tournament hands down

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

Everyone's Cabo should be Verdi, imo

Ted Lasso, but it's Tom Crean

Australia AW NAUR

Well.thats not good

Tottenham Hotspur Derangement Syndrome Is this anything?

Anyway, my personal opinion is VAR is absolute horses.

I think academics need to get tenure before they're allowed to express opinions like this.

Keep the goal line tech. Scrap everything else.

Leave it to the English VAR ref to ruin the sport for everyone

IDC if that's the right call it clearly violates the Rule of Cool and should stand

Shoot all the English referees into the sun

Fuck you Jared Gillett

Noooooooooooo don't take this away

Oh good I wasn't ready for this match to end anyway

LIMBS

Correct, according to the FIFA rulebook, if you are losing with little hope of making a comeback it is encouraged to kick Marc Cucurella.

Goddddddd who caaaaaares

This callous motherfucker

Hall of Fame skeet

While I'm not writing about Spurs much anymore, I did start rebuilding my roster tracker. It's very much in an Alpha format but if you'd like to look at it, here it is. I also welcome any constructive feedback on how to improve it! docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn! Ph'nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

Goddamn if I'm not completely triggered by this lmao

Another outgoing, if a minor one: Spurs academy grad and keeper Luca Gunter is heading to Boreham Wood on loan in the National League. cartilagefreecaptain.sbnation.com/tottenham-ho...

Tottenham, STOP. There's TOO MUCH NEWS! Think of the poor bloggers!

It's coming home

Suck it BIH

Tim Ream falling over like a 200-year-old redwood

Tottenham fan here nodding along knowingly as USMNT fans criticize the lack of subs

I'm yelling GO MAURICIO POCHETTINO AND THE RULE OF LAW!

Let's finish CONCACAFing this BIH.

That was more of a red card than what Balogun did

Ref found his yellow card I guess

Balogun's crime there was the audacity of him not being Lionel Messi

That wasn't even a challenge. It was 100% incidental. Unfortunate, but definitely not a red card. Ridiculous decision.

Absolute horses

Balogun innocent

TIL Edin Dzeko is somehow still playing football

Hydration break.

This has been a tough round for Tottenham players not named Djed Spence

That is both absolute horses and also a clear penalty

I really need Tottenham's summer transfer outlay expressed in terms of sold Francis Bacon paintings