Trump take Thanksgiving

4-2 feels unfair.

It should be illegal for other teams to score against Tottenham Hotspur.

God that Summanen free kick gets better every time you watch it. Top drawer kick.

Heard a rumor that Postecoglou ran out onto the pitch and punched RKM at the 20 minute mark, did anyone else see it

Feels like Tottenham's injury crisis is as bad if not worse as it was last season, only Spurs aren't getting the same amount of sympathy. RKM out indefinitely with a fractured jaw: bad.

Wowwwwwww Eveliina!

Using a pic, vid, or GIF, describe your mood today 🖤

Look I'm not a Gus Johnson guy like at all but this was me, fr fr

I am now a lot less convinced that we can beat the shit out of Ohio State though

Ok doing better now

I AM NOT DOING WELL

The Wrath of Cignetti will be terrible and all-consuming

It's just Penn State they said, they've lost 5 straight, they said

*takes bong rip* Brenhammed Kudhnson would be the best player in world football

*deletes match report draft again*

*deletes match report draft*

What's a handball? The greatest thread in the history of football forums, locked by moderators after 15,355 pages of debate

🎶 Johnson offside, ole ole 🎶

It should be illegal for Tottenham's opponents to have goalkeepers

Petition to play all our remaining home games at Wembley

I love Richarlison like a son but he is SO washed, dang

Odobert halftime sub! 😄 ... for RKM instead of Richarlison 😩

Make Richarlison club ambassador in January. Let him lift pints with Ledley and Daws.

lol...lmao

The fuck did Brennan do there?

U-ball in full effect here. This match already threatening to devolve into the Simpsons Mexico vs. Portugal match.

Great screen there from Slabhead.

Look, this is already way better than Chelsea.x

I hope he was represented pro-bologna

Oh sweet it's gonna be Condiment King!

Happy New Khruangbin Album Day to those who celebrate!

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The time is ripe for a Chotiner meme about Ross Douthat but I'm simply not clever enough to make a good one.

oh nooooooooo

Indiana University basketball has done a hard reset of its program, returning 0 points from last season. I have no idea what to expect from this team and it's incredibly refreshing! We could suck! We could be great! Nobody knows!

Same

The Hague. Every single one.

No milk, no sugar, I'm raw-dogging my morning matcha like a fuckin' BOSS.

AOC-Ms. Rachel 2028

OK, it's right-wing slop, but as a blogger and dad joke appreciator I must reluctantly tip my hat to the headline craft.

Good job, New York. Now someone go primary Schumer and Jeffries.

Speaking as a Spurs fan and a Democrat -- we'll give them this one

Still thinking about Micky

Fox News is in utter shock right now lmao

A guy can't even win the NYC mayoral election as an accused sexual harrasser and disgraced former governor now because of woke.

Staten Island of course showing its whole ass

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