If Taylor Swift can walk down the aisle to one of her songs, then if I ever get married again I will have my bride walk down the aisle to one of the many songs I've "written" about my cats and tacos.

Can we please stop calling movies that were major hits "cult classics"? It was the 11th highest grossing movie of that year.

I love FROM DUSK TILL DAWN and now there's a novelization that gives a little spin on many of its events. Very cool. www.fangoria.com/from-dusk-ti...

Daveed Diggs can make anything sound good. Probably why they cast him to be in this particular season of THE BOYS.

The album *after* the one with Total Eclipse had four Steinman songs, including "Holding Out For A Hero." But the other three are even better, in my opinion. youtu.be/PcfLoyxJTro?...

Fango is putting Jason Voorhees and Angela Baker and other once-disreputable slasher icons in grocery stores, Targets and airports. Amen. If you don’t go to those places, you can get it from us directly! www.fangoria.com/fangoria-pre...

Oh man. Heartbroken. RIP Bonnie Tyler.

PASSENGER is now available to bore the hell out of you at home!

"This bad guy is super considerate of the movie you're trying to make!" youtu.be/VXdaOo7CLyg?...

Cruise movies that are missing from the Digger trailer: LEGEND LIONS FOR LAMBS REACHER 2 KNIGHT & DAY Any others? Not counting bit parts (sorry Outsiders).

This movie is a delight.

It'd be better if we all thought he was and then Joel McHale ended up running instead.

"I'll remember you every time I watch An American Pickle."

Craig Gillespie must be the guy you get when Jeff Wadlow isn't available.

It's a crazy that a movie featuring sex slaves, not one but two innocent families being murdered, and a dying dog, all filtered through what looks like RC Cola, did not catch on with the summer masses. #Supergirl

This remains the only valid use of AI Deepfake technology. youtu.be/1xqcr3OgReo?...

What survival movie twist will Fall *2* rip off, I wonder?

Before Chevy dies they should do a sequel to the Ed Helms Vacation where Rusty finally gets the Hawaii vacation he always dreamed of.

Enticed by all that impressive word of mouth, I'm gonna see SUPERGIRL today.

The most trusted people in history. I apologize for my jokes about him probably being dead. No GOP leader would lie to us.

Aw, sad to see him dismiss Approaching Normal. "My Never" and "Should Be Loved" are all-timers for me. www.loudersound.com/bands-artist...

YES, exactly!

Shoutout to Skipp and Spector for the correct spelling of "boxed set" in the FRIGHT NIGHT novelization.

I spoke to Mitch McConnell for twenty minutes this morning. He said "If you listen to the lyrics, Meat Loaf says something different every time. Like "I'll never forget the way you feel right now." So that's what one "that" is, but there are like six of them. It's messy, just like love itself."

Paring down my Blu-ray collection and I noticed a movie that I don't really care for, but kept only because a friend of mine worked on it. But I no longer really consider them a friend, so I figured I could get rid of it. Both trade in stores I brought it to rejected it. Heh.

At karaoke and CRIMSON TIDE is on the tv at the bar. So torn! Even when *I* am singing I'm thinking "Shut up so I can hear Crimson Tide!"

Totally on brand for the Republican Party to deny us even the small joy of knowing how close to death Mitch McConnell is.

This is so good.

We need William Fichtner to play Jeremy Allen White's dad in something.

Imagine if we could get Mitch and Trump to do the thing in the same year?

I know some composers have a distinct sound but I'm pretty sure Christopher Young just straight up reused his Hellraiser score for a couple of parts of Fly II.

Justice for Skeet!

Half the dialogue in The Fly II revolves around whether or not someone has clearance for certain sectors.

Me: I have to work late this week, which I absolutely hate, but the plus side is I get to catch up on streaming shows in the morning. The universe: lol, no

I feel for International Dog Day (and bringing your dog along being encouraged) they could have chosen a movie where the pooch *lives*?

If I die tonight for whatever reason, know that it was with a smile on my face, because I got to see Fak talking to the Michelin Star guy and somehow making it work. Funniest thing I've seen all year. #TheBear

At Supercuts to take Will for a cut and it's apparently their 50th birthday. I like to think the creator was at a Bicentennial event and thought everyone's hair was ugly, and opened the first salon the next day.

Never heard a single thing about Young Washington. Didn't even know it existed until Friday when I looked at AMC app. No trailers, no billboards, no posters... and it opens to $20m. I feel very out of touch.

Have a beer and cheet on your wife in its honor

My interest in Taylor Swift's wedding starts and ends with "How many of her CATS co-stars did she invite?"

Just watched the President's speech from ARMAGEDDON and started imagining what Trump's would be like. Probably at least four minutes on the shuttle's size. A solid ten on how Biden wouldn't have found the asteroid. Maybe a few condescending remarks about how "no one else knows" what an asteroid is.

Was literally thinking of using the next commercial break to tweet "where the hell is Pete this season?" and then Pete finally showed up! Pete! #TheBear

Listen IHOP I'm here for breakfast I don't need to take your shit first thing in the morning.

Annual 4th of July reminder that I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER is dull as dirt and only briefly comes alive during SMG's chase (and "What are you waiting for?!"). All of the sequels are blissfully and KNOWINGLY stupid and thus more fun.

Deleted the original so weirdos who don't even follow me will stop replying to it. I stand by the sentiment!

We need this now more than ever. youtu.be/OmGFVLZC3os?...

Since it's coming up: JAWS is a 4th of July movie. DIE HARD is a Christmas movie. HOWEVER! JAWS *4* is a Christmas movie, and DIE HARD *4* is a 4th of July movie.

A Will Smith movie being #1 at the box office?

MINIONS & MONSTERS is a lot of fun. Making a loving tribute to Hollywood and filmmaking wrapped inside a goofy kids movie is an impressive feat. The "Rosebud" gag nearly made me choke. Long live Dort.