This is heartbreaking to see. Fuck cancer.

OK but to be fair, I have trouble pronouncing acetaminophen, too.

Idiots. They should reverse direction when he's going *down* if they want to do anything good for the world.

Finished my GOOD PLACE rewatch. Nick Offerman spending his time in the afterlife teaching folks how to be carpenters is the funniest and yet sweetest thing.

Is there a modern equivalent of Monster Squad, like "slightly older kid" horror? Stranger Things' popularity makes it seem insane there isn't a (PG13) feature that goes after same demo but closest I can think of is Goosebumps w/Jack Black.

Can't deny it makes sense...

Good thing I only take generic Tylenol, which only causes hysterical pregnancy.

Is this the movie with the babies that are geniuses?

Now can we bring back THE CHEVY CHASE SHOW?

I hope instead of a "thoughtful conversation" he literally just showed them tweets from the very people cheering for his removal when they were mocking attacks on Democrats, lying to all Americans, etc.

Still waiting on Dave to explain how "giant mini-donuts" work (they're not just regular donuts).

Got an email from Delta this morning saying "thank you for contacting us" and that they will "make an exception this time" and refund the fee for my selected seat on the flight that I missed. ... I didn't contact them? It was my own damn fault I missed it so I wouldn't think they would care? Weird.

AI is truly amazing, huh? (There is a character named Chatterton in THE DARK HALF)

"William what time does your last class of the day start?" "I don't know, I know when we get out..." "I also know that, because I pick you up. When does it *start*?" "..." "OK what class is it?" "Science." "And about how long is it?" "It ends at 3:08."

Adam Brooks should have won awards for PSYCHO GOREMAN.

Remember earlier this year when Sony thought I Know What You Did Last Summer meant as much to a general audience as Scream?

I went to Knotts Scary Farm for the first time in years and had a good time. But my main takeaway is how shitty Horror Nights is in comparison. Using express pass, out of 10 mazes, we had to wait in one (1) line for maybe ten minutes. The longest wait for regular passes was 90, most 15 or under.

You know how they give you those flashlights at Horror Nights or whatever to let the scare actors know not to bother you? I want one that just tells the people running the maze to walk ahead of me and make sure that no cobweb or stringy kind of things touch me.

A game glitch just resulted in Will losing all of his progress in a game he's been playing for two years, leaving him in tears. So if you're weighing the pros and cons of parenthood, consider "you may suddenly want to m***er a random game developer" as one of the cons.

Some royalties just came in from the Japanese version of my book. It will never stop delighting me that someone took the time to translate my idiosyncratic rambling, and that people actually keep buying it years later!

Taking issue with the yellow category today.

Will just came in 2nd in his first ever chess tournament! Playing against older kids and everything. Super proud. (He also beats me.)

Be funny if it turns out it's actually a Jack Kirby hologram that they slapped Lee's face on

Cooking Class Instructor Can Already Tell Which Couples Signed Up Based On Marriage Counselor’s Recommendation https://theonion.com/cooking-class-instructor-can-already-tell-which-couples-1819579255/

I truly do not know or understand how @horrorgirlprobs.bsky.social has the time and energy to do all that she does. My going theory (clones) has been ridiculed by scientists, but I haven't fully ruled it out, personally. But whether there are dozens or just the one, we are all lucky to have her.

Wow who wrote this? He seems super insightful and talented.

Every solo Carpenter feature except Halloween, The Thing, Village of the Damned, and The Ward. Pretty good lineup.

Just had to spend 20 minutes on the phone with Verizon to get them to allow me to unblock my *son's doctor*, which they decided was a spam number and wanted me to pay $3.99 for their advanced call filter to allow his calls to go through. Dumbest possible timeline.

"Bomona." "*laughs* *P*omona." "Pomona." "God, you'll be in the car half the time..." "Nope, I am taking the Pomona extension and Cappy is gonna pick me up at the station. Actually I need to catch the 6:57 train now. Enjoy the rest of the party, Holly!"

Tim Meadows, Randall Park, Marc Evan Jackson... they all just make me laugh as soon as they show up in something. If they were ever all cast together I wouldn't even need to see the movie. Just look at the poster and chuckle away.

We won trivia tonight! And I had a cannoli! Ideal evening.

I am "pulled a muscle in my neck while rinsing out my hair in the shower" years old.

"I mean yes, some of us are under 5'10, but otherwise it is perfect here." Probably Tahani's best line in the entire show. (I am 6'3) #thegoodplace

Someone was like "this is so random?" but it's not at all and it actually rules hard.

I liked WEAPONS a lot but has anyone done a deep dive into how much was cribbed from ANTLERS?

🎵When I'm with you, I don't know whether I should study neurosurgery Or go to see-

Returning to horror trivia tonight after missing last month's and I won't be able to make next month's either. I think I've missed more this year than I did in the first nine years combined. End of an era! (An era of usually not having anything better to do)

Incidentally, "DONT OPEN THE DOOR" is what I say outside any theater showing a movie from the director of Chain Letter and Fear.

"One day one of those guys will be the one we're all defending in a politically charged catastrophe." - a thought no one likely had when watching girls on trampolines on THE MAN SHOW

I just hope I'm not the only one torn between seeing gruesome new horror movie HIM and sappy ass romantic drama A BIG BOLD BEAUTIFUL JOURNEY with the two hours I have to spare this weekend.

It's that time of the year where AMC makes money off my A-List subscription, thanks to festivals and Halloween parties and a busier day job schedule and weekends where there are 70m worth of anime fans in the vicinity...

This Antje Traue post is for @turkishmeatchugger.bsky.social only.

Sometimes I think about when that ANTEBELLUM movie had "from the producers of GET OUT and US" in the ads and Jordan Peele made sure it was clear that they weren't referring to him because it was such a garbage movie.

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Everyone's life can be improved with Night Flight Orchestra. youtu.be/hUh5iyl0Pyw?...

All Of Child’s Fondest Memories Times When Dad Trying To Make Up For Things https://theonion.com/all-of-child-s-fondest-memories-times-when-dad-trying-t-1819577766/

The random Batman statue at the Burbank 16 is off the hook for the number one statue to make me go "Wait, huh?" if I ever see it.

I have tried all four of the flavors in the Angry Orchard Thriller pack (aka "the Jason cider") and my ranking is as follows: 1. Cinnamon Apple 2. Pumpkin 3. Blood Orange (the one with Jason on it) 4. Berry

Ten bucks says he's already asked someone why the flags are at half mast.

My friend, using an ACTUAL CAMERA in the year 2025, snapped this pic of me at some point the other night and I'm not sure I've ever looked so happy in a candid?