Happy Pride here's my game about the time my first girlfriend gaslit me into the hospital direkris.itch.io/displacer

Great movie! One of the best uses of LA's 3rd street tunnel in a film, which is really saying something.

god bless video games

You can’t run this headline every single day.

If I were an action hero, this is what I’d say to the bad guy before the kill shot.

taking every reply i dont know and adding it to a plex playlist

The end of The Barbed Wire is a terrible loss for independent journalism.

resident evil scientist notes constantly one upping themselves

best part of Backrooms was during the trailers, where (i'm guessing a performance artist that broke into the booth??) tried to convince us there's a wingard/barrett movie incoming about a supersoldier at halloween that lists Dan Stevens in the cast, but it is called ONSLAUGHT, not THE GUEST 2 lol??

The most 1999 thing about the previous NBA Finals between the Knicks and the Spurs might be that the Spurs were playing StarCraft against each other in between games

there won’t be another season of strip law and that sucks, but the silver lining is you can rewatch the existing episodes over and over and still find new things to laugh at— it’s on that level

This rules. Absolutely the funniest possible outcome. The president of the United States filling in as the headliner of a concert because Milli Vanilli canceled.

♥️🗞️goodbye for now to @thebarbedwire.com — it’s been an honor, and any newsroom would be stupid not to hire @carakelly.bsky.social @briangaar.bsky.social @iamleslierangel.bsky.social and @candibolden.bsky.social

Freelancing is hard enough already, and inflation sucks. Defector is raising our base freelance rates by 20 percent. Great time to pitch us. Email me or [email protected]

For me, the mark of a great movie list is that I immediately want to rewatch every movie mentioned. I now want to rewatch all these movies.

"The Backrooms" is the scariest movie of the year. Yeah right. It's just a big room. That means there's more space for all my toys. I should be scared that I'm going to have a million toys? Are you stupid?

This suggests a Bene Gesserit program to produce the ultimate horror dandy

losing my shit because the dev of Butterfly Soup is making a new game that's like if Pentiment was set in Chinese folklore and had a Disco Elysium skill tree, and the music is being composed by the same person who's doing Delphinium kotaku.com/butterfly-so...

If you asked me to name my five favorite artists, the most recent addition to that list would be Mama's Broke. They're a bluegrass duo that writes absolutely haunting music, and they just announced a new album today. I also found out I missed them in Philadelphia two weeks ago, so, you know. Ça va.

[taps the "the quality of a person's art has no relationship, direct or inverse, in either direction, to their quality as a person" sign again]

hey man is everything ok? I noticed your gritty, unflinching civil war drama—a masterpiece of action, acting, production design, and cinematography—had a discordantly lush synthpop soundtrack, recasting our nation’s greatest tragedy—and triumph—as something to simply dance or shop to

LIFE IS SO COOL WOW

Hot dog car driver strongly spoke out against crashed hot dog car in a speech last night.

everything I see reminds me of him

Come work with me at SPIN Canada. ca.indeed.com/viewjob?jk=1...

whale IS important

TerraSave marketing in resident evil has a helluva motto

Went to an anti AI datacentre protest march today and a friend of mine got a picture that summed it all up

absolute dipshits running valnet, case #2991

bob odenkirk's 'neesons era' is fun but NORMAL was a delight because, as ben wheatley films go, this is Peak Wheat—funny, lowkey a horror film, every character has a lot going on; also includes a few plot choices this simply No One Else Would Make and i love it

[yelling over club music] I said death is the loss of future love

LOVE that Orson Welle's The Trial has doors sized according to the classic third person videogame scale! :)

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fabulous bodies / preorder: complete / let's trot us.macmillan.com/books/978125...

GTA 6 looks great

ok but they’re all the same headline

Can’t believe you suckers are out there cooking or ordering food when you could be sticking your wet hand into an outlet and becoming a 5G signal

Anna murdering this again

I know Death is a band but this is the most ominous YouTube video title I’ve ever seen

I would love if we could make the audiobook of my novel a big success as a big fuck you to Unbound/Boundless

Not watching Eurovision obviously but remember the time we found out Harry Du Bois is alive and well and living in Croatia

make game ads clap the zodiac killer clap again

Mr. Rogers or Mr. Hussein? Bird's eye or bionic eye? 90210 or 911? SimCity 3000 print advertisements, 1999.

it wasn't the moment Russ stepped inside. it was AFTER making him watch women's soccer and THEN Kirsten Dunst movie mania. the brand remains intact. next KC Current game will line up perfectly with Melancholia / Drop Dead Gorgeous / a few eps of How To Be A God.

Wish I'd had the presence of mind to take a photo but it truly does not get more KC than a funeral procession escort vehicle with expired temp tags.

hey john. its your cousin marvin. marvin cage! you know that new sound youve been looking for? well listen to this *hangs up phone*

in therapy we were running through what it would look like if i put my phone in a box for three days & i said “but what if It Happens…” “It?” “you know…” “you’d probably hear cheering from your neighbors” he knew exactly what I was referring to are we ALL talking to our shrinks about this guy?!