Guys I know there's a lot of news lately but let me drop the biggest headline: your boy just got Barrows gloves

Can I make a request: Could the next ayatollah have a substantially different name than the last two?

One of my favourite sides of politics/media.

It's from the long line of movies that started with "I can take that seed and play it in a more fertile field"

Watching Sinners for the first time and am I crazy or is it basically From Dusk Till Dawn?

Since Trump is speed running all boogeymen from the 70s and 80s, I assume we’re bombimg D&D and New Coke next

The people we bullied off Xbox Live should not be allowed to start wars.

I'm not sure I've ever even had "supper". How would I know?! I feel like "supper" has to involve using a spoon for some reason.

I moved to Iowa and everyone says supper, I hate it.

Clanging dinner bell ass word

It's a disgusting word. My grandparents say that instead of dinner. One time my son yelled at them because "that's not a real word you need to say dinner".

Not a fan of the word "supper" what are you 5 and your mom's calling you in for dinner

I take a deep breath before every post, knowing that the world is about to change

well well well, if it isn’t

An absolute slam dunk winning strategy would be to do the exact opposite of everything Hakeem Jeffries says

A CNAP machine that sucks all the air out of your lungs

in the 80s this was malt liquor and 'Club' brand long island iced tea mini cans

Peak gaming was raiding with the linkshell in Final Fantasy XI with Reno 911 on the TV

Junior Soprano spotted in Austin

This is insanely FUCKED

deception isn't their strength

cool Decepticon logo on your car, did you know that they’re the bad guys idiot

i simply do not think i should have to hear clarence thomas’s thoughts. i am a good person. i deserve better.

re:your "Ace Ventura goes to Epstein Island" script—we like the concept. We th ink its very good. But it borrows too many jokes from AV1 & 2

Yes!! Literally all the right does is hector and moralize!! This has been their reputation most of my life, but for the last few years the media has tried to both-sides this because ... pronouns in bios? lol

A technology I’m really excited about is lab grown meat, and the right is actually using its state power to prevent this technology from coming to fruition, but there has been far less hand-wringing about that than the organic consumer rejection of AI

Sorry to get radical but I don’t think it’s my job or yours to embrace, accept, understand - and certainly not to use - the thing being sold to us as AI. I don’t like any part of it, so I won’t. I’m missing out? Good, that’s what I want. You’re worried about me missing out? That’s fuckin weird, man.

I regularly see people wondering how it's possible that there are so many musicians and writers and film makers and artists from a tiny nation like Iceland. And the answer is really simple: State funding for art education and artists. I literally get a salary from the government to write books.

Gotcha, you ol’ bitch. @maffewgregg.bsky.social

Shock G did this at Burger King and nobody made a whole big deal out of it

Jesus Christ these people are monsters.

Let Lisa McGee write a Marvel movie

And like that a thousand @briangaar.bsky.social’s screamed out and were silenced

Smashing Machine was.. fine? Felt like they were trying to remake The Wrestler (which happens a bunch). Rock is good but he forgets his Mark Kern accent an hour in. The most interesting parts were the setpieces and Safdies really excellent use of music to create tension. The arguments were spot on

I thought about correcting him but nobody corrects BG.

(walking up to an ape who is using a stick to scoop ants out of a rotting log and eat them) let me get a bite of those ants

Absolutely no disrespect to the great Sean Waltman!

So what you're saying is PeePaw is in hell.

Getting flambeed in the comments because I incorrectly said the Ys games started in the early 90s instead of the late 80s I'M SORRY youtu.be/bwq0pFgPMxg?...

I miss when when my music choices were considered Satanic by my parents, now when I listen to them on youtube the top comment is like "This was my grandfathers favorite song when I was growing up -- RIP PeePaw we miss u"

Break out the Uncle Kracker

Uncle Kracker would totally do that for a payday and then ride kid rocks coattails again

This is unbelievably harsh to Xpac heat

The X Factor theme of presidents

Lol

I believe the president is now getting Xpac heat

In six months, all I’m gonna remember about this Olympics is the down bad Norwegian. They may as well shut down the rest now.