Brian Gaar
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Not a fan of free speech. linktr.ee/briangaar Austin, TX
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Pope Joan
about 6 hours ago
As the daughter of two teachers, I co-sign. Mom taught me how to make her a bourbon and water when I was around 10 😂😂😂
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Jtbrig
about 16 hours ago
Teachers should get paid more to work less and I'm not even kidding. I know how I was when I was a kid, if I had to put up with me I would drink too.
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I have spent decades in bars with hard drinking professions (journalists and comedians mostly) but nobody holds a candle to school teachers
about 16 hours ago
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Man Rick Rude was so good. And I forget that Warrior could be carried to decent matches, not by just Macho Man in 7 and Hogan (!) in 6. He has a nice powerslam (then proceeds to concuss Rude with a shitty German). Heel Bret would have made magic with him
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMhQ...
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FULL MATCH: Rick Rude vs. Ultimate Warrior — Intercontinental Title Match: SummerSlam 1989
YouTube video by WWE Vault
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMhQK66Ut7U
about 17 hours ago
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First the Strait of Hormuz now Turtle WoW? Iran has gone too far
about 21 hours ago
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m
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The Strait of Hormuz is open, but first you must answer my riddles three:
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I'm gonna start doing car food reviews and vomit at the end of each one
2 days ago
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derek
3 days ago
hmm sounds like someone is justifying a third computer
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Why do I have two computers, all I do is play WoW classic and watch old wrestling videos I could do this on a laptop
3 days ago
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fake_account_to_skeet
3 days ago
Man, Dr. Dre got punked by Snow
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Siri play Informer by Snow
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Alex Wild
4 days ago
Why do people show clips from Benny Johnson's show? Benny Johnson is a literal traitor. He was taking $400,000/month from the Kremlin in the run-up to the 2024 election. He hates this country and enriches himself through our destruction.
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I thought I was a JRPG weeb but the other day I was behind a car and its rear window had (several) 8-bit Final Fantasy characters. And their license plate was KUPO. Sometimes you just have to clap.
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crybaby cowboy
8 days ago
Martha is great, always v kind and professional and extremely funny! And follow
@briangaar.bsky.social
, he's also v funny!
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Saw Project Hail Mary. After it was over, a kid ran out of the theater followed by another one (in socks) yelling "GIVE ME MY SHOES BACK" and I forget how much dudes rock
7 days ago
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The Barbed Wire
9 days ago
The new season of "Euphoria" premieres this weekend. In the show, Martha Kelly plays a terrifying drug dealer with a deadpan delivery. In real life, she’s a deadpan comedian who cut her teeth in Texas.
thebarbedwire.com/2025/03/26/m...
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Before She Was a Scary Drug Dealer on ‘Euphoria,’ Martha Kelly Was the Funniest Person in Austin
Martha Kelly proves that in Hollywood, you're either the comic relief or the nightmare fuel.
https://thebarbedwire.com/2025/03/26/martha-kelly-euphoria-comedian-austin/
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I interviewed Euphoria star
@marthakelly.bsky.social
about the show, being in a Spider-Man movie, and her time as a standup in Texas. She was voted Funniest Person in Austin and we still very much claim her!
thebarbedwire.com/2025/03/26/m...
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https://thebarbedwire.com/2025/03/26/martha-kelly-euphoria-comedian-austin/
9 days ago
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Dr Pop Culture USA
14 days ago
LIFE (April 5, 1968)
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Marc Channick
14 days ago
Congrats to every member of the WHCA eagerly lining up to schmooze with him over hors d'oeuvres
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brandon
14 days ago
it also has this one
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DumpTruck 🍑 Decider Alice
about 1 year ago
NEVER FORGET
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Anyway glad we didn’t vote for the lesser of two evils WHEW!
14 days ago
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fiona 💀
15 days ago
FOUND IT.
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I miss seeing random aunts in Louisiana who’d pretend to have a heart attack after my parents told them how old I was
15 days ago
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Movies Silently
15 days ago
I'm sick of television looking cinematic. Give them the best writers, the best actors, and a budget of seventeen cents plus whatever lint they have in their pockets. In short, I want 1970s BBC literary adaptations.
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Perfect no notes
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🏳️⚧️ Joh-Z
16 days ago
The real heroes -- and absolute coolest dudes -- of "Star Wars: Episode I" are the Sand People who hang out in the canyon to shoot at podracers
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What if she was just figuratively
17 days ago
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RIP Pam Bondi, we will never see you or a 50k Dow ever again
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absinthe makes the heart grow fonder
19 days ago
I wonder if
@briangaar.bsky.social
has this…
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Serial had one good season now it’s just someone’s fuckup cousin
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New rules for THC, banning much of what shops currently sell, go into effect today in Texas. It sucks!!!
thebarbedwire.com/2026/03/31/t...
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‘I Hate This.’ Texas Cracks Down on THC, Maddening Us All.
New Texas THC rules turn once-legal inventory into overnight losses.
https://thebarbedwire.com/2026/03/31/texas-thc-ban-2/
19 days ago
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I hate when (white) ppl put their kids in a Wu-Tang onesie because I remember back when yall would've called the cops if your teens was listening to that. Colonization ruins everything
19 days ago
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HARDCORE SF
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19 days ago
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Rowdy
19 days ago
Very smart to do this in an election year!
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Son in this house we don’t pay for cosmetics, we grind thousands of hours for items that are marginally more powerful in raids that our online friends will be impressed by
19 days ago
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New rules for THC, banning much of what shops currently sell, go into effect today in Texas. It sucks!!!
thebarbedwire.com/2026/03/31/t...
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‘I Hate This.’ Texas Cracks Down on THC, Maddening Us All.
New Texas THC rules turn once-legal inventory into overnight losses.
https://thebarbedwire.com/2026/03/31/texas-thc-ban-2/
19 days ago
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The reason Gen X is so funny is because we had the best training: Simpsons, Pee Wee's Playhouse, but most of all we got the Stooges and the entire Warner Bros/Hanna-Barbera catalog every Saturday morning. Our background is impeccable.
19 days ago
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Never in the mood to hear the most amoral people I went to high school with talk about how much they love Jesus now
19 days ago
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Developer Soup
23 days ago
I cannot convey how life changing friends sleepovers were for media consumption for an evangelical kid in the 90s. Top of the list was the friend who had so many early Simpsons episodes on a tape. My memory is it went forever, me watching until the morning while everyone else fell asleep.
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Recrudescence of the Kakistocrats
23 days ago
I was a freshman in HS when they came out. Didn't care about the Simpsons until much later. Had a friend that loved Get a Life - I thought it was dumb, but there's an episode that has stuck with me for 35+ years now. "Your word is PANTS." "K..."
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HLK
23 days ago
Steller's jay showing off its fine
#blue
#stripes
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#BirdOfTheDay
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I don't think anything has affected me more in life than being a kid in 89-90 when Simpsons and Get a Life premiered. It's Gen X so nobody cares now but that was like a bomb going off.
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DC Pierson
23 days ago
Most-requested-song-on-the-Dr. Demento-show ass headline
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My sources say the death penalty, for espionage, being considered for Clavicular. I am pro-life and take no pleasure in reporting this.
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23 days ago
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL
23 days ago
I have to know what phishing email he opened to make this happen
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Dreamboat Branny 🦢
24 days ago
I think we gave filming podcasts a fair enough shake and can stop now!
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gamera obscura
24 days ago
If you look at medical advice subreddits as a real-time indicator of our collective state (and I do!), America is covered in a mysterious rash and shitting blood.
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