Give them the too sweet sign and pull it back at the last second.

DX crotch chop all ICE agents

These "extremely humble Christ follower" ads of Talarico's are very lame (esp because he's gonna get rinsed by Jasmine Crockett, who is a star unlike him)

Dogbert Will Return In Avengers: Doomsday

Please keep me in your thoughts today as I mourn the death of my late husband, Dilbert

The funniest thing Scott Adams ever did was marry an Instagram model who was 40 years younger and he tried to make all these brain genius posts about her and she immediately left him

They even took podcasting from us -- she doesn't make enough money already?

Just another banger, BG

Very telling that most of our supposedly honorable/wonderful military is more than happy to go along with all this

This makes me so fucking happy to hear because i shared the fundraiser a while back and hoped for the best. Nothing brings me more joy than turning around and seeing someone i shared has been helped.

An elderly cat that was being taken care of by incarcerated women was sick, so they raised $11,000 for his care. Now they've established a fund to help other stray cats in their unit. I wrote about it: thebarbedwire.com/2026/01/13/i...

NEW: “They really rely on those cats for emotional support,” said Kitti Reed, whose mother is incarcerated at the Patrick O’Daniel Unit in Gatesville. “These animals don’t see their mistakes. They’re just a constant.” Latest from @briangaar.bsky.social — thebarbedwire.com/2026/01/13/i...

MAGAs: The left is escalating the rhetoric by calling us Nazis Also MAGAs: Look at our new podium, featuring a Nazi slogan about the time Nazis wiped out an entire village in Czechoslovakia and killed up to 5000 innocent people in retaliation for one Nazi being killed. "One of ours, all of yours."

Must’ve felt like back when you’re the only one with a purple GBA and the other kids are still on Color.

Guys obsessed with Airsoft finally found a paying job

[notices other parents staring at me during our kids gymnastics class] Um yeah it’s a Switch 2 ;)

Watching the ICE raids and it's like watching a homecoming video of every dumpy ass dude I grew up with in Wichita Falls (which is probably accurate bc aren't most of them from Texas). Just losers on the computer who always wanted to be in the military but not enough to actually get in shape

This is the sort of statement that was expected from every university president and law firm partner over the last year. That those statements weren’t made played a huge part in where we are now and people will remember.

there’s protein in the fucking FOAM they put on my bullshit coffee drink I have to bribe myself with to go to work every week, no one’s withholding protein from us, you fucking weirdos

What’s this old thing

Best Twitter riposte of the day. I started the morning looking at mass protest videos uncertain whether I was watching Minneapolis or Tehran. Turns out it was both.

this is a very good sign

Not trying to be mean, but that’s doomer mindset. We’ve fought back against the ultra rich before, and here’s the important part, *we won.* Teddy Roosevelt busted the trusts. FDR destroyed the millionaires for a generation. We can do this, we HAVE done this, we just have to do it again.

Went to a pro women's volleyball game, and as someone who has gone to sporting events my entire life it's wild to watch live sports that's not suffused with dude aggression energy, drunk guys screaming obscenities around kids, and of course, the constant underlying right wing politics.

The message from the White House this morning is that, once again, it falls on ordinary American citizens to remain calm and professional when dealing with the heavily armed agents of the government because they are very emotional and might fly off into a murderous rage at the slightest insult.

At this point they’re clearly just trying to make us too sad and angry to read the news.

I grew up with the same public television station and it was a cultural life vest. It felt like looking at the world's vibrance and beauty through a straw, but that made it the most important straw.

Was fortunate enough to see John Cleese and Eric Idle do a sit down in Dallas like 8 years ago and I think it was solely cause they mentioned Dallas was the first place in the states to air them

I don't think we fully understand what we're losing if public television goes away. For example, do you know which station broke Monty Python into the US in the 70s? KERA Dallas. That's the station I grew up with as a lonely kid in Wichita Falls. Invaluable.

The song Lemon is when it hit me that U2 was basically a different band, I’m slow. Also Beastie Boys’ License to Ill to Hello Nasty is a bit of whiplash. Love em both though.

U2 is imo the most drastic version of this, but similar to Radiohead I'd suggest Beck. There's a universe where he is a one hit wonder with Loser, and in this world twenty years later he's winning a Grammy for Album of the Year

Radiohead barely ever had radio hits (just Creep and Karma Police i think) U2 had hits in every era and they rock

I have scratched out a living speaking to terminally online Gen Xers

I feel like REM is different bc they were always cool? But I do feel like (ducks) they lost steam in the late 90s

That ability to change/adapt is their greatest strength and also the thing that made everything they did seem a little phony. I have such conflicted feelings about that band.

Great comparison with the beasties, I guess they made it through, too, from the party rap stuff to more grown up hip hop. Such a cool time to be alive, especially the 1989-92 period. Different worlds.

The most shocking transition I've ever seen a band make. If you weren't around back then, U2 was one of the biggest bands of the 80s, earnest roots rock. Classic albums. Then in 91 they were like, psych we're changing our entire sound. And it COMPLETELY WORKED www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxcD...

And when the regime in power has taken care of everyone else, they’ll still come for your guns. Definitely can’t have a bunch of citizens toting guns in a totalitarian state. Too bad these idiots don’t see that…

Just rewatched Holy Grail today and I know the neckbeards have colonized it but god damn it holds up

If you think my posts are stupid, guess what this is what you're dealing with

That podcast gave popularity to Andre Tate when no one knew who he was and not-so unwittingly made him into the guy that chronically unfucked teenagers look up to now.

BG is officially back posting regularly and it's a beautiful thing

He did. This is a valid excuse. Can vouch.

It was always just been cosplay. Playing soldier but without any actual integrity or purpose. They were always gonna be the first collaborators and jump at being the gestapo for the first asshole that let them shoot people

I don't have to put thought into anything, I beat Battletoads

Not hollow; it’s consistent, wrote a book on it bookshop.org/p/books/the-...

I was watching a Your Moms House clip and it was the most embarrassing shit; they were trying to riff on Timothee Chalamet, Syndey Sweeny and Kylee Jenner and the best "Christina P" could come up with was "he should date Sydney because she has big tits." Austin comedy got colonized by these losers

They only care about being on the side of power. Being a guy w a gun makes them feel powerful. Other guys like them w cool guns and badges are even more powerful, so they want to be on their side. Pathetic bitch behavior.

They only care about power and believing they're on the more powerful / winning side. Anyone who got shot wasn't on the right side, simple as.