I am here for all the stories of people pointing out that the shitty people working for Bari Weiss are shitty.

Amazing addtl detail about Scott Pelley telling off Nick Bilton (via NY post) “You wouldn’t do very well in a ’60 Minutes’ interview," Pelley said. "Scott, I’m not intimidated by you,” a ticked-off Bilton said in response. “Enjoy the bagels,” Bilton added before getting up and leaving the room.

it’s all going great, guys, keep it up, put AI in everything, can’t wait till hackers breach my AI-powered toaster oven to convince it to launch rogue nukes at a rival hacker group

Love this.

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You used to be able to google the time of the sunset, and Google would give you the exact time right on top every single time. Thankfully, with artificial intelligence, you can now ask Google what time the sun will set and it will conveniently tell you "I don't know."

I'm not from Maine, but one of the wisest NY philosophers once said, "It ain't over til it's over."

We used to be a proper county. youtu.be/rCJvolgX6nY

"Now, Tommy's scoring off me"

I have disposed of The branches That were in The garden With which I was probably Done With piling Praise me They were heavy So big And so many

holy shit nobody has ever answered a question worse

Allow me to assist

Mikie Sherrill has totally blown it for a second night in a row. They are dropping tear gas on protestors from above. Folks are getting hit in the head with canisters.

in this video in like 4 different ways and I hate that

"WILL YOU SING AT MY FREEDOM 250 CONCERT?"

There will be no Jizz at America's 250th

Meowie Antoinette

This timeline is so weird. But AOC ‘28!

BREAKING: The Bikini Bottom Super Band has backed out of Freedom 250.

It was probably a bad idea militarizing the people who should mostly be handing out traffic tickets

man, tatiana maslany is amazing, it’s too bad apple has approximately $5/yr to spend on marketing and they spent $4.95 of this year’s budget on pluribus

It’s truly astonishing to see how comprehensively the US government is tearing down every part of the system that has made it up until now a world-leading power in science, research, and technological development. The entire world will suffer from this wanton destruction.

🧵 Public science in the US has taken some heavy hits over the last year, but the White House OMB is proposing a series of changes that will result in a TKO for science as we know it unless we fight back. Here's what's happening, and why it matters. 1/n

HELL YEAH‼️ And this needs to happen to everything that Trump forces his name on.

I think about Aaron Swartz a lot these days.

thank you @dereklowe.bsky.social

This is one of the most insane things I’ve seen from this regime. Please read this excellent summary and comment in the federal registry. 🧪🌊

Every night I fall asleep screaming and every morning I wake up screaming and I have to assume I’m also screaming in my sleep because I’m certainly screaming the entire time I’m awake but other than that I’m a pretty happy guy

The only thing I want to hear from anyone named "Markwayne" is what kind of shoes to have on when the comet passes by

"What are we doing here, people?", he asked, exasperated.

Paramount+ wanted to use the image on the left as a poster for the wrath of Khan, so they used everyone's least favorite technology to generate the rest of the image.

I have bad news about what happens to a fetus if your murder a woman at the typical stage of pregnancy she would be getting an abortion...

“What is the purpose of God’s penis? Does He pee out of it? If so, it means God must need to consume some sort of liquid nourishment. Does God drink Ensure?” michaelianblack.substack.com/p/gods-got-a...

They should be the first!

You're booed like everywhere you go. It's the soundtrack to your life

Lol so pathetic

Co-signed. This is some bullshit.

As fun as Star Trek “galactic barrier” episodes are, the galaxy edge is kinda like the suburbs, it just kinda thins out and then goes away.

As an anthropologist, I endorse this message!

Not only that, but in the US at least, most bits of infrastructure you see was done in the last 80 years. Almost all of it was done in the last 150 years. People built it then for us to inherit. Some of their choices were shit, but they did it with fewer people and less tech than we have now.

While the Senate seat has everyone’s attention, don’t sleep on the governor’s race and potentially control of the Texas House. Partly why Republicans control Texas is their voting policies that make it one of the lowest turnout rate states

conservative Americans had worsening health outcomes & higher mortality than liberals from the 2010s to the 2020s due to demographic realignment of the less healthy & declining willingness to trust medical professionals & health care www.nature.com/articles/s41...

“ ‘As a Republican, when I think of what USAID does in global health, I assumed it was just, you know, abortions.’ I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry.’”

The whole Tallerico vegan thing is even funnier, stupider and more pathetic once I learned it wasn't true.

look. is everything more expensive now? yes. but you have to look on the bright side too. now every time you open a computer, it doesn't work

The 'Google -> Goople -> propeller' pipeline