Rapture averted!

“China didn’t” Just remarkable how Rubio is imploring China to take the vacuum of Goodwill that the United States has completely abandoned.

It’s bad enough that he’s derailing renewable energy domestically…

“Leominster police arrived at the scene, recovered the child and returned her to the family.” Right. Because this is god damn kidnapping.

Shona Tovah to all who celebrate. Happy Monday night to everybody else.

There is some confusion about what I meant when I, the Chairman of the Federal Communications Commission looked right into the camera and said “This is a very, very serious issue right now for Disney,” and “we can do this the easy way or the hard way.” What I meant to say was I have a 🤏🍆.

What’s up with all the Rapture references? Did another televangelist predict the end of the world again? I refuse to ask Google and play into Big Rapture’s marketing.

In case anybody wants to find out if you can bribe me, you can find out for only $45,000. Good savings.

Each memorial plaza “must include “a statue of Charlie Kirk sitting at a table with an empty seat across from him” or one of Kirk and his wife holding their children. Designs for the statue must be approved by the legislature.” What the fuck did Oklahoma replace the fluoride in their water with?

We’ve contacted your shuttle driver. Look for a white van. Ma’am they are ALL white vans.

American Airlines you cheap bastards, $12 is not a meal voucher. That’s a bag of chips and a candy bar in the airport.

Wheeeeee caught up in more failing airline infrastructure.

Guess I’m doing vaccine tourism for my son. This is beyond depressing.

The clock strikes 10 and Tua turns back into a pumpkin. Be good do good god bless go Bills.

It’s the most sustained, targeted assault on free speech that I’ve seen in my lifetime. There was some of a similar kind of pressure post-9/11, but it was nothing close to this.

My flight is a small plane with ~70 people. Why do we have 7 zones? Ruby,diamond, sapphire, active military (thank you for your service) comfort plus plus, comfort plus, normal, cargo, and you 2 *sniffs disdainfully* peasants in zone 7.

As a person who has never met a morning he liked, choosing a 7am flight was certainly a choice.

Go directly to The Hague. Do not pass go and do not collect $200.

Why the fuck is NPR having Jonathan Turley on ever?

I can‘t believe people are getting so mad about @angryblacklady.bsky.social saying that you shouldn’t register for a protest. Just show up. Don‘t register.

The headline shouldn’t be that Bolsonaro is “sick” it should be that other countries’ prisoners can receive healthcare instead of just dying untreated.

This part is funny, though. "Trump has suffered harms. for example, he wasn't harmed at all"

So this is a garbage suit, goes without saying. But the best part is this is the reward the NYT gets for sanewashing his crazy, downplaying his fascism, and repeating his lies. They still get hit with the frivolous lawsuit stick. And they deserve it. Fuck the NYT.

The right ignored the murder of the Minnesota House Speaker by a guy who had a hit list of Democrats he was targeting to flip control of the chamber to Republicans. Asked about that assassination today, the president said he didn't know who she was and a Fox host said he didn't care she was killed.

Feckless fascists

And people say this site doesn’t have the juice.

Is Vance saying this as the Vice-President or as the host of Charlie Kirk’s podcast?

And yes, I was the last Black full-time columnist in the Opinion section. Washington Post -- operating in a city which for a long time has been majority Black, is now without any full-time Black opinion writers.

One reason I think so many people are being fired merely for quoting what Kirk actually said is that, based on what I've read, many of his followers were in social media silos where they never heard those things. Showing full picture risks Trump admin being able to capitalize on this politically

If there aren’t quarterly reports companies don’t have to tell their shareholders that profits are down which means the economy is doing fine.

Some personal news: I've been fired from the Washington Post in the aftermath of the Charlie Kirk shooting. Thread incoming. substack.com/@karenattiah...

We're witnessing the most aggressive, fanatical crackdown on free speech in my lifetime. The speed and breadth of government censorship and private sector and nonprofit capitulation has been astonishing. As has the lack of urgency/silence from people who've long claimed to care about this stuff.

Washington Post’s commitment to personal liberties does not extend to employing people who criticize gun violence or accurately quote, without comment, Charlie Kirk’s words

What an appropriately pathetic ending for the Vikings’ night.

Every year my Aunt in Buffalo sends me the new Buffalo Bills cereal. It’s one of my favorite gifts. Also a future post for @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social

I hadn't actually watched this clip until now but Kilmeade doesn't say "euthanize" or anything like that. there's no reason to euphemize his language, the man is talking about murder.

Man I’m glad I’m not one of the actual judges for this fight. Canelo takes round 1 with that left to the body and the activity.

And the audio cuts out on the Netflix broadcast of Canelo v. Crawford because we can’t have nice things.

Some interesting narratives and tidbits in the Canelo v Crawford matchup. Bud hasn’t gone to a decision in 9 years. Canelo hasn’t gotten a KO in 4 years. Canelo has only been knocked down once…12 years ago vs Floyd. Bud has never touched canvas. Canelo has fought bigger. Bud’s defense

you know what, I’m not going to quote a hateful story clearly posted to make people angry and frightened. The New York Post has 2.7k followers on this site and most of their posts have zero likes, reposts, and replies. a terrible paper run by ignorant bigots who don’t deserve your attention

I think Mbilli cost himself the fight not giving himself room to operate. He had Martinez on the back foot and against the ropes, no need to exclusively dirty box.

The ref seems to have given up on telling Lester Martinez to watch his head/stop headbutting.

A friend of mine was on Charlie Kirk's "watch list" of Black professors. She received so many death and rape threats that her university offered her a security detail for the walk to class. This is Kirk's legacy. You would never know it from reading all of these legacy newspaper op-eds about him.

it’s murder, not euthanasia. “involuntary lethal injections” are murder.

Hey bug people, what kind of caterpillar was in my corn? One caterpillar each in three of the six ears.

Meanwhile MSNBC fired a guy for saying Charlie Kirk endorsed violence

Apropos of nothing, just going to remind internet sleuths about the Boston marathon bombing. Especially with common names, don’t be a weirdo and think before doxing random ass people.

Well….He’s an online shitlord.