Arrest them for theft.

Hapoy Chinese food day to all who celebrate. ✡️

The Vikings “winter warrior” jersey looks like a pajama card/commercial outfit where they don’t want to pay for use of NFL branding/licenses.

“Farewell, Frodo Baggins. I give you the light of Eärendil, our most beloved star." … "Yet maybe this will lighten your heart... In this hour take the name that was foretold for you, Elessar, the Elfstone of the house of Elendil!" … “And three strands of my hair for you Gimli, you little perv.“

Honestly this is somehow less stupid than her thinking Allan Dershowitz is who Americans can relate to and want to see on CBS

Trump has revoked legal status for at least 1.6 million immigrants over the past year by cancelling programs like TPS and student visas. Remember: these are people who entered the country legally. Trump never cared about “legal immigration" — just inflicting cruelty.

This is misinformation. The current problem with the New World Screwworm began in 2023, when the supply of sterile flies used to keep them out of Panama was interrupted. DOGE did not have time machines. asm.org/articles/202...

Besides being illegal under the bill Congress just passed, this raises questions like, why did Epstein have an entire drawer of photos of Trump? And what else was found in that drawer?

As a lawyer I’m getting a daily machine gun of come-ons to use AI in legal research, have AI draft my documents, let AI suggest my arguments, AI can take a flying fuck at a rolling seven-fingered doughnut

Missed the Judkins injury play. must Have been bad if the broadcast is refusing to show it again.

This sounds like an onion headline but it explains consumer confidence right now perfectly.

It is utterly catastrophic that RFK Jr. plans to end CDC recommendations for most childhood vaccines. It’s a betrayal of science, ethics, compassion, and the people of the United States. And it was also a specific goal of Project 2025 (page 254).

Its actually wild how little people know about Shen Yun and Fallin Gong besides “China bad” and “CCP doesn’t like them so maybe good?”

Now that the talking heads of repeated what I said, here’s my unhinged shot in the dark prediction. Paul pukes or poops himself in the 7th round after a VICIOUS body shot

Did I do the redaction meme right?

Is anybody else watching the Paul vs Joshua fight? I expect him to get annihilated so trying to set realistic expectations. I think Paul just keeping his composure and defending himself adequately without basically running in the ring would be an accomplishment.

Congratulations to everyone who wrote an op-ed about how he just wants americans to eat better

Baby bath toy set: elephant, giraffe, tiger, koala, polar bear, and a …pangolin? Who put this together!? Baby boy LOVES the pangolin.

This is a wildly unethical study that would be illegal to conduct in the United States. Have you heard of the Tuskegee experiments (crimes against humanity)? This sounds like that.

Remember when our President slapped his name onto the front of a building called the MEMORIAL Center?

I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons

I'm sure this won't have any larger ripple effects on the economy as far as quarterly earnings for Big Box stores or put any small businesses under. It's totally absolutely *takes a swig directly from whiskey bottle* fine.

Look I’m not a mathemajician but this seems sus.

Simpler times

I have to share some reactions to the Vanity Fair photos of Trump’s people.

Well I think we can all agree that its good Biden isn't President anymore because he was too old

But Doctor, I am BingoBongos. 🤡

Ah but you see MY 3 years ahead of the election prognostication is *different*.

I don’t think the Clippers possibly could have handled the Chris Paul situation worse if they had tried. www.espn.com/nba/story/_/...

BREAKING: Mike Johnson orders second strike on surviving citizens clinging to the wreckage of this economy.

One of these days Radiolab is going to not mess up when saying NYC in the intro.

This double down is absolutely depraved. We have a president who actively and enthusiastically revels in the deaths of Americans he perceives as his enemies. Even worse, he does so in a manner that encourages violence.

Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.

The President is not well.

gravy boats imply the existence of gravy maritime law

We all know Clarke's "sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic" Well we have corollary:

Just wondering. To advance World Socialism, may I assume there must also be more substantial barriers to disciplining employees for sexually and racially harassing other employees in the workplace? Do you have, perhaps, a list of what a good socialist should be wiling to endure for the Cause?

I can only assume the Atlantic published this article under duress. Because to willingly publish an article saying the left should support worker rights when the issue is a worker calling customers racial slurs on camera, would mean their editor is a god damn idiot.

In granting the injunction, Judge Xinis doesn't even have to consider the validity of the nunc pro nunc order because, even if it is valid, Garcia is about 6 years past the 90 day removal period

This admin’s continued attempts to-in bad faith-file documents claiming to retroactively cure substantial procedural fuckups that judges have already ruled on really need to be met with show cause orders. Also shame on the immigration judge who signed that dubious order.

I continue to have no sympathy left for whinging about how the public are rude about AI and feel threatened by it when the biggest players in the AI space have spent years very vocally and constantly *threatening the public*

Disney's IP lawyers are about to need a LOT of therapy.

Stealworkers

CNN reports an unnamed source asserted the tanker was actually carrying Fentanoil, a dangerous narco-petroleum intended for consumption by US vehicles.

Yesterday’s storm was no joke. This must be prosecuted.

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