Being a right wing anger manufacturer isn't hard. I could change my name to Scott F. Freedom tomorrow and start a conspiracy theory about how gays are causing climate change bc they want a hotter planet to force people to wear less clothing bc they're perverts and I'd be a millionaire in a year.

I was kinda rooting for the Rams here.

How was that not a fumble?

Really didn't like Indianapolis.

God. The Cowboys Packers tie is extremely funny.

Go Birds. This team doesn't know how to lose even if they may kill me in the process.

This collapse is something else.

Well color me shocked.

What do you wanna bet the Eagles run on 1st down.

Btw, can we as Eagles fans acknowledge how funny it is that we are all now screaming "pass the ball?"

This playcalling is just awful. They need to pass the ball.

Oh come the fuck on...

Man, something is wrong with Jalen Carter.

Okay. The red zone playcalling has been inspired. I will grant that.

God, this playcalling sucks.

Welp. I need a drink.

You know. I'm not a NFL coach but even I know when the Eagles are doing a give up draw.

Watching an illegal stream is always funny because you don't know where you are until you see the local ads.

Kickers are too good.

Maybe Pryor isn't a disaster at guard?

Fuck off Blandino.

Going on 90 minutes on the phone with a client...

Whether its the Daily Caller explicitly calling for violence of Ezra Klein saying Charlie Kirk practiced politics the right way, both sides are processing the death of the prominent activist. -Ross Douthat

Sometimes, my legal strategy is "What is the most effective for the client?" Other times, my legal strategy is "What's the funniest possible way to do this?"

Elon Musk going to pedo island is the least surprising news I have ever seen.

Christ, look at this fucking loser.

I'm gonna be honest. I didn't expect the front facing video reveal.

You must see it, even if you must not

Man, I thought Sweat just took the ball right out of Darnold's hand.

So, like, is Darnold good now? Is that the world we live in?

I cannot begin to tell you how much I passionately hate Donald Trump and his entire administration.

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

I feel like I have been watching the Eagles lose to the Bucs in Tampa in September for like 20 years. I'm not even mad about it any more. Its like "Okay, my brother's birthday is coming up, the leaves are starting to change, the Eagles are losing to the Bucs, we're almost at chili weather..."

I think if I knew a Rapture person, I would tell them I fervently believe the Rapture actually did occur today. The fact no one noticed shows just what God thinks of us. Then I'd get a beer.

happy birthday Gritty

Isaac Chotiner: I'd like to ask you about... Me: [Flees]

BREAKING: Florida cop treated for autism after exposure to tylenol during traffic stop

I love CJGJ and I love what he brought to the Eagles and its no one's fault he got hurt and a thousand other qualifiers BUT It is hard to say Howie was wrong on this one.

Managing Partner: Did you write this with AI? Me: No, of course not. MP: Huh. Me: I just used my human hands and human brain. MP: Well, that was fast.

Jalen Hurts, to his doubters (the offensive coaching staff of the Philadelphia Eagles):

[Gorilla noises]

What are the Eagles doing?

Wow.

I think thats a catch and I'm not sure what the refs are looking at.

Why was that so hard to do?

Amazing. A long throw to AJ Brown.

This offense is pretty tough to watch.

I hope some newspapers use a crop where you can easily read the sign.

Once again. Being a boot licker isn't enough to save you.