This is basically me every time a World Cup player misses a shot on goal.

the food safety stuff is another reminder that a large, huge, gigantic part of being a republican is going “lmao why are we spending money to prevent horrifying disasters from happening if they never happen 🤪”

BREAKING: Trump's Justice Department has just subpoenaed law firms it previously cut deals with at the beginning of Trump’s second term, according to new reporting from the New York Times.

Thats the good stuff.

Lol, it looks like such dog shit. Fuck it, man. Put it up. Its a fitting monument.

This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.

Every day we are reminded how much Democrats failed us by not bending every lever in the American government to ensuring Donald Trump died in prison.

Eat shit Jared Polis.

The comedic timing is actually pretty impeccable. 10/10 bit.

I dont know if there's a word for "reveling in the death of another" but man, I am MAXXING it today.

Vaxxed?

Nazis are fortunate this is all that happens to them.

Man, I know I'm an American and glass houses and stone throwing and all that but... How does anyone take the UK seriously?

No joke. I had a judge stop a woman from testifying about insurance fraud to inform her about her 5th amendment rights. The judge asked if the woman understood, she said yes, and then testified about committing insurance fraud for like 20 years. Anyway, MrBeast...

Man. These are some super pervert glasses.

Mark Halperin is just feeding cope to conservatives and cashing their checks.

DAWG WE'RE DOING STATE-RUN GAS PRICES AT PRICE CONTROLLED RATES DESPITE INCREASING SHORTAGES TO PACIFY THE PEOPLE AND THEY'RE SCREAMING ABOUT HOW THEIR OPPONENTS WANT COMMUNISM I AM GOING TO LOSE MY ENTIRE GODDAMN MIND

All replays that involve some kind of judgement should only be replayed in real-time speed. Slow motion should not be availble to the official reviewing the play and the review can only take 1 minute. This goes for all sport. I have spoken

Okay. Scott Jennings is a paid liar. Mitch McConnell is absolutely dead.

What on earth is up with that shirt.

Oh hell yeah...

Summer of Trump continues apace Attends a Finals Game: only Knicks loss during their dominant run Calls FIFA to overturn a call: Belgium makes an example out of our asses hell yeah, fat boy. Keep it up you big tub of shit

Mitch McConnell is one of the most consequential politicians of the last 25 years. To my mind, no one is more responsible for the state of this country. He was an absolute monster and his legacy should be reviled and used as a lesson to show people what a slavish devotion to power does to a man.

Before the whitewash comes in, a reminder that because of Mitch Mconnell American women are dying and bleeding out because they were denied abortion care. Because of McConnell the Russians were free to interfere in our elections. Because of Mitch billionaires are coddled while kids get screwed over.

Every now and then I still giggle at the mental image of Biden falling over and muttering "Joeing down..."

If you didn't do it, you don't immediately hint you're going to drop out.

I've been out on Platner since the nazi tattoo thing. I don't know whether he sexually assaulted that woman. Wouldn't surprise me. His response kinda tells me he did. But it also wouldn't surprise me if this was just a GOP screw job and they found someone to smear him.

You see people posting "please use my death for cynical political reasons if possible" and just remember, Mitch McConnell taught those people.

Look. I root for the USMNT once every four years. I am not going to let Trump take that from me.

Its always there.

Feels like a tide is turning.

A thought experiment. Randy Fine is certainly one of the most racist members of Congress. But is he also one of the craziest?

Man, I think those signs are a little silly but now I kinda want to get one just to spite Vance.

Man, baseball instant replay is the superior replay. We look at it for a couple seconds, we make a call, and we move on. Basketball and football could learn something here.

It always amazes me how MBA types seem to have no ability to read or understand a contract.

The Birthright citizenship ruling should be a wake up call to any Dem who is still on the fence about court reform. We are essentially one seat change away from the Court undoing Reconstruction by fiat.

This is what the moderates got us.

As much as I hate Alito and his stupid fucking flags, I don't take this as good news. We're going to get some raging bigot who will be on an already illegitimate court for the next 30 years.

With this ruling, the birthright issue is not going away. The right hasn't really begun *organizing* around getting rid of the citizenship clause. Like Roe, this will be their fight for a generation. And if the Democrats just say "we won" and ignore it, like Roe, the Republicans will eventually win.

Jesus, can you imagine the kind of freak who goes to 116 Trump rallies?

Not only does the Supreme Court need to be reformed, broken, and packed, but every single judge ever appointed by Trump needs to be impeached and removed.

It'd be pretty funny if this stupid movie is what drives Daily Wire into bankruptcy. Inshallah.

Fuckin' Go Phils.

A problem is moderates don't stand for anything. There's no constituency for "moderate" because it doesn't really believe in anything.

I was halfway through this skeet before I figured out it was a joke. The first half was just too British for me to see it.

There's a part of me that thinks you could write a romance novel from Trump's "Sir" fantasies.

This man belongs in prison and that's the nice version.

I gotta admit. I didn't see this coming but its pretty funny.