I've got this slop meal I make for myself whenever I don't want to think about what I'm cooking and I've been calling it "bachelor chow... now with flavor" in my head for like a decade.

I have no idea what happened in that show but it was great.

Will Lewis is not losing his job because he is unpopular. He is losing his job because he accomplished his job.

Trump's been a racist degenerate for like 50 years, so its a little surprising to me that this seems to be breaking through. Like, honestly, it barely registers with me any more. "Oh, President Facebook Uncle said or did or shared something racist? Must be a day ending in Y."

There's at least two women I can think of where this might be true. Possibly more. I'm thinking @katmabu.bsky.social or @cait.bsky.social.

WHAT'S up me hearties it be thy boy Ahab, with the biggest ounce of gold giveaway ever hath ye seen on the channel. Swerve not thy fixed purpose to attend this one, guys! But first I must tell ye the tale of SQUARESPACE, who be thy sponsor today

Someone seize this psychos computer. He absolutely has CSAM.

Make little changes to benefit your health. Switch from soda to water. Take the stairs. Eat apples instead of bread with your nightly cheese snack. Take longer baths. Longer. Like 4 hours. Instead of water, bathe in the blood of your enemies. Stop consuming and donate.

Honestly, this one felt a little inevitable.

I bought a nice kitchen knife from Japan. Customs is holding it because I need to fill out a Steel Derivatives Form. I know this is the most minor thing in the world but I just stared at the email for a while.

Like, its not funny. It really isn't. But, come on.

I'm seeing the Jazz on Thursday and I can't believe I'm being robbed of the chance to watch Georges Niang.

Its also reallllllll interesting to me he keeps attacking the female students.

As an Eagles fan, I feel much better about the future of the Giants.

Hm. Yes. Curious that.

I see Schumer is setting himself up to surrender again.

Guys, they just think he's still trying to get an NFL job.

Cool. ICE is at my kids school.

One of the best things I’ve read in a while:

Look. I'm not saying anything but I feel like, historically, there's only one real way to deal with fascists.

These people are absolute scum. Completely devoid of humanity and with no redeeming characteristics.

look what they’re doing to my city. apologies for the camerawork

We need new leadership. The People we have are not prepared for the moment. They won't fight. They just want to hold onto their poll tested consultant written lines and keep going to cocktail parties. They're scum. They need to be replaced with people who understand the moment they are living in.

🚨HOLY CRAP. An ICE whistleblower just revealed a secret memo authorizing ICE officers to break into homes without a judicial warrant, which DHS's own legal training materials say is unconstitutional! ICE then hid the memo from the public, passing it along by word of mouth and private conversation.

Abolish ICE. Prosecute Todd Lyons. www.ice.gov/leadership

This man is insane.

what do you MEAN Al Gore heckled Lutnick at Davos

Give me the snuff video.

Again, there's a billboard outside Atlanta that advertises this little nazi's radio show.

Honestly, its not long until someone throws a brick. When that happens? All bets are off.

I'm trying to imagine how much of a nazi you have to be doing all these deep pulls of nazi and white nationalist propaganda.

BSky 2 weeks ago: Man, that Will Stancil is so fucking annoying. (Derogatory, filled with venom, quietly putting pennies into a sock) BSky 2 days ago: Man, that Will Stancil is so fucking annoying. (Congratulatory, laudatory, aiming a brick at not Will Stancil)

Zero percent chance this is true.

I think its only a matter of time before someone throws a brick.

Lol, fucking christ.

Lord, I cannot wait until it happens.

Posted this as a reply to someone else, but it made me chuckle too much not to post it on main. "Hitch routes are the path to success!" "They sure are, Kevin."

I read Bill and Hillary's letter to Comer. Honestly? I thought it was a good letter. I may be in the minority, but that was about as "go fuck yourself" as Democrats have been willing to be to Comer in a while.

Its kinda funny watching conservatives be surprised at how much people celebrate the deaths of bigots. Like, they can't understand why racists don't get flowers when they die.

Damn they really said rest in piss, lol

lol owned

lmfaoooo goddamn people magazine

To this guy, I say...

Every name I see connected to the Titans job is the most Titans ass possibility ever.

Man, Alito is going to be practically feral.

On my way into work I saw a billboard for Nick Fuentes's Rumble channel. So thats where we are. Advertising for nazis.

This game is just gross.