John Eastman is disbarred and this guy is in jail? Honestly? Pretty decent news day.

Just received the single worst AI generated brief I have ever seen. I forwarded it to all the attorneys in my firm and I have had at least 6 ask if they can be the one to respond to it.

Love to hear Underpants Gnome Theory advanced by the United States government.

Is Lena Dunham still a thing?

For more than a week, Amazon has managed to keep a death at its Troutdale, Oregon, facility out of public view. Workers I spoke to are pissed.

I suspect the Pope sounds "woke" to many Christian conservatives because the US is steeped in prosperity theology, where the point of worship is to deliver health and wealth to believers. Thus, "feed the hungry" and "show mercy for the poor" sounds needlessly political and "woke."

This is what I'm saying. This isn't even a good lie. He's got no juice.

Oh man. I'm about to get Friday beers with the fellas.

Soccer players have too much hair product in and it makes me think less of the sport that they are perfectly coifed the whole way through.

Me to my paralegal: As far as fraud goes, this is the missionary of fraud. He got fucked with his eyes wide open.

Well that's an easy purchase.

Happy Appomattox Day to all that celebrate

Got an email from a person I subpoenaed. She's supposed to be deposed at 10. At 9:15, she asks me if we can reschedule to May.

So, the term "ceasefire" is just meaningless these days, huh.

I'm gonna be honest. That any baseball gets hit feels like a small miracle to me.

Man, I just don't want to do this for another three years.

Look man. The French Revolution was onto something.

Again, I listened to this show. In this very program Tucker says he'd vote for Trump right now.

As already pointed out elsewhere, this is straightforwardly just the republican party.

I swear, when Alec Bohm got up, I said to myself "Man, just need a bloop single here." I swear this happened.

I went and checked to make sure it was real because I couldn't believe even the times would be so obtuse but... www.nytimes.com/2026/04/03/u...

Can't lose to Georgia in the Championship if you don't have a Championship.

Welp.

This is where I'm at. Conservative legal theory is already illegitimate to me. If this is 8-1 or 7-2, SCOTUS is illegitimate.

Since there's controversy over today's SCOTUS decision I will say my approach is SCOTUS lacks legitimacy and anybody trying to explain the rationale of a decision is honestly doing their best to make it all make sense and should be given grace.

Fucking incredible.

I've definitely reached the point where this kind of horse shit doesn't even register.

Honestly, the whole sentence is just a rollercoaster. You get the eyeroll at transgender mafia, then the piqued interest of Italian chocolate heist, and then get nailed smack in the eyes with 12 tonnes of kitkats stolen. This feels like something @briancgrubb.bsky.social would be interested in.

I was watching the Phillies this weekend and there were a couple ABS challenges and I gotta say... this new system rules. Having the announcers go "man, that one wasn't even close..." is tremendous content.

I'll never understand the need these people have to tell obvious lies.

There's just something so pure about a homerun. The flight of the ball, the reaction of the hitter, the shame visited upon the pitcher and his ancestors.

I did not realize they were doing a reboot.

Do you enjoy fun made up slurs, such as "muggle?" Boy, do I have some good news for you!

Setting aside everything else with this particular project, this is probably my biggest gripe with these shows. You're telling me I have to wait YEARS between seasons? Nah, fuck that.

Every version of this video I've ever seen has been hilarious.

If the Alan Ritchson story is just a marketing stunt to get me to watch more Reacher, I gotta say. Its working.

What the absolute fuck...

Also, I'll never understand why this site is so obsessed with Will Stancil. He's just, like, a guy.

Here's the thing I don't understand about transphobia (beyond just the bigotry of it all). I can never understand why these people seem to care so much about how someone identifies. I don't think I've ever met a trans person. Why on earth would I care about regulating a person I've never met?

The difference between Dem leadership and a warm bucket of spit is at least the bucket is useful.

I chuckled.

His lies just don't have the same effort any more.

I guess that's one way to set your political career on fire.

We're at a point where the thing that has hurt my country the most over my lifetime is Republicans.

Leopards and faces and all that.

Ive heard this was the translation since I was in college.