if jerry jeudy puts the team on his back i will weep, WEEP

Mark Andrews 35-yard rushing touchdown lol

mark andrews just saved the tush push

Sean McDermott is going to demand Carson Schwesinger be a Bill if he's there in the 2nd Round. Idk about the 1st Round...but they did alter Matt Milano's contract — and Milano's one of Schwesinger's guys. (Luke Kuechly is his all-timer, too.) Nate Tice got a great interview with him on Football 301.

patrick "never count out touchdown tom" mahomes

Tyquan Thornton down there somewhere

Pound-for-pound, Shedeur Sanders is the most talented "keeps spinning backwards into 14-yard sacks" prospect the NFL has ever seen

weird how daylight savings hit, people said "real football starts now," snow started falling, then daniel jones and sam darnold turned into pumpkins

tyquan thornton makes another big play. probably should bump up the depth chart

myles garrett might prevent shedeur from taking the field if he keeps this up

jacoby making the michael wilson machine go brrr. bless them both

🚨 Shedeur Sanders incoming 🚨

We all wish the left tackle wasn't hurt, but this kind of stuff can't keep happening for Justin Herbert (he remains fancy Joe Flacco)

alright falcons. might be time to fold the franchise

it's kind of insane you can easily tie a game with under a minute to go thanks to the new kickoff rules. it's like they want to turn every game into "13 seconds"

all the big wideouts are having a good day. that's nice

jameis asked the lord to deliver him from pick-sixes, not your average run-of-the-mill backbreaker

bryce young with over 300 yds passing. sure. whatever man. what the hell

losing to jameis would do wonders for lafleur's job security

jj watt casually branding it the "highmark hop." not allowed. lambeau is a guy not an insurance company

The Chargers are definitely done Chargering, they thought in late September

"jagwire" is probably my biggest pet peeve

mecole hardman? making a mistake?

[NFL] Darnell Washington glorious stiff arm! twitter.com/NFL/status/1...

quite literally play of the year maybe decade maybe all time

he also did this LOL

had to log back on quickly to say Darnell Washington needs to be nominated for Play of the Year at the ESPYs or whatever. 31 yard catch and run. The most vicious stiff arms you'll ever see. Truly magical stuff

maybe the bills horizontal raid because josh launches it 10 yards ahead of his guys on vertical shots. logging off. beyond annoyed. not even halftime

Malik Willis with more touchdown passes than Jordan Love in the month of November

better believe i played sean tucker in a gotta-have-it spot. the cuse kid returning to western ny? the bucs aren't gonna get him in the paint? cmon. they're a first-class org. they get it. bucs looking great. bills are the bills. it's fine no really it's great

baker had a six yard scramble earlier in the redzone that was a thing of beauty. so many qbs would have wilted or short-circuited. not bakes

Records are being set every day.

snow is falling in western new york. you know what that means: joshy boy has graduated from "fuck it, we ball" to "all by myself" mode

don't think we need to score every "injured on the cart" update with sad music. background silence would be fine every time

the giants helmet at midfield isn't big enough. we're going to make it even bigger

you have got to be kidding me with "bent carrot dot com" and the graphic carrot visualization. comedy writers could never

Jacob Parrish picking off Josh Allen. Absolute cinema. We're loving this

rachaad white easily gaining 12 yards in an obvious rushing situation. gonna be a long afternoon in orchard park

Keon Coleman finished dead last www.pff.com/news/nfl-sep...

curtains Keon Coleman is being made inactive Sunday because he missed a team meeting Friday morning www.rotowire.com/football/ina...

Mariota going Levis Mode with that throwaway. The Spaniards are getting their moneys worth

they’re using millennial bangers to try and move mercedes buddy are you familiar with our *gestures broadly* decades of economic decline

idk mike mcdaniel maybe look at malik washington as deebo lite

we’re simply asking for more gasolina

Yankoff is a BBC knockoff of Crank Yankers that lasted one season

Spiritually, Yankoff was out there for all 36

they’re doing the macarena in madrid. i repeat: macarena in madrid

Miami Vice reboot targeting crypto cartels starring Mike McDaniel and Greg Dulcich

“even smarmier” I shout at Jason Kelce while directing a Courtyard Marriott commericial

dulcet tones are out. dulcich tones are in