I guffawed at this (I have never used guffawed in a sentence before)

Daily Walkoff Phillies #560 🟢🟢🟢🟢🚀 dailywalkoff.com

yt people didn't say his name right because a lot of them have a problem pronouncing names that aren't "Smith" and also they don't have any respect for how a name is pronounced. "I not going to try to say your name properly so I'm going to just call you _____"

We're all drinking a little bit of dinosaur pee everytime we drink some water

Imagining something dumb happens during the World Cup and all the visiting countries get stuck in the US

We all know the Flyers are going to miss the playoffs and end up with the 16th pick in the draft

TK didn't whiff on that goal

Flyers take a shot on the PP challenge

TK whiffed!! Ugh

You eat these wings and your lady going to think you went to the strip club

I think I may have cracked it

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

“The law was created to benefit white children. It never had anything to do with school choice. It was always a transfer of wealth to white families.”

I love you Sanchy! 😂

“I hope this message finds you well” how the message finds me: #AEWDynamite

It was 80 degrees yesterday. It's now snowing outside of my window

Miami (NOhio)

I wrote something years ago. At the time it was an angry answer to the Second Gulf War. But it still applies to American misrule. Slim Charles > The entire Trump administration.

Lefties are so weird (complementary)

The nerds grew too powerful and now they are easily bullied into doing what they are told.

People really don't know what "historic" means. That word is thrown around so much these days it reduces it's impact

Oh this is one of those observations that’s going to stick with me for a long time

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They tried something different. I wouldn't say it worked but I don't mind seeing something different for that spot #aewdynamite 🤼

This is a different sort of promo battle that's for sure. Not sure why this isn't in the ring or on the stage #aewdynamite 🤼

Is this not really live??? #aewdynamite 🤼

Oh shit Persephone is skrong #aewdynamite 🤼

OMG Riccaboni! #aewdynamite 🤼

I think this is what Randy was trying to do to Cal. Randy was being his most authentic self because it's ok to hug your brother/teammate

I'm so happy these players can show off how they celebrate baseball in their home countries in packed American stadiums. I'd be up for more stuff like this in thhe MLB, but there would need to be a time limit put on the celebrations

No more masked men (except Luchadors) #aewdynamite 🤼

Now that was a great wrestling match. Those two were showing off again #aewdynamite 🤼

5 IP | 4 H | 0 ER | 1 BB | 5 K That's A Nola 🇮🇹

These two have some serious chemistry #aewdynamite 🤼

This score is good for the US, right? I don't know all the math

Just letting everybody know that Indiana has given up a career high 18 points to Northwestern’s freshman with 1.6 million TikTok followers who doesn’t even post about basketball on there he just does dances

Mark Derosa told him there were two outs

I feel like I'm watching a no-hitter

Nola got through the RAV 4th. That will be my only comment on that fact

Ok viewers who aren't Phillies fans. Get ready for Aaron Nola in the 4th inning

Dan Plesac just used Aaron Nola and Greg Maddux in the same sentence

Someone actually got Mox to talk www.tvinsider.com/1250898/aew-...

Spark Notes ass app