The most I've seen someone else make @rouxgarou.bsky.social laugh is when, upon saying I graduated from PT early, @jayrigdon.bsky.social said, "yeah, that's bc you actually went to class." Anyway...Jay then sent me this as extremely me coded. It's not wrong.

There were dope parties in so many 80s movies like Weird Science and Less Than Zero that I wanted to go to but the Back To School party with Oingo Boingo and Sally Kellerman is the dopest party of them all

Imma let marf cook on this one bc the only person more knowledgeable than me about this particular venn diagram overlap is her. But to hit her point that's been bugging me: romance sports love stories:realistic athlete stories::star wars movies:guidance for how to fight a war. It's not that hard.

I'm sorry if it's just winter everywhere else. It's fucking magnificent here. And tomorrow marks the kickoff of carnival. If you don't have plans to be here in the next 5 weeks, your loss.

Idk why there's a ton of police activity at St Charles and Toledano but if you're vulnerable, maybe avoid the area for a minute.

This Langston Hughes poem is relevant af.

This probably isn't an original answer. But... 🙋🏻‍♀️ Also, if we're being honest, it's probably not me. Like...existence...woof.

Get to fill out my CA Form 700 again too. I appreciate "I'm too broke to have anything to declare" still being the default for me. Yay!

Bought a 2026 "this journal will fix me!" so feeling pretty good that this year will be different!

This should exist in every city in the country.

That back-to-work feeling in full:

If you're at work today: you're being very brave. This is definitely not a mantra to myself.

People are like WHY ISN'T THERE LESBIAN HEATED RIVALRY, and babes, there kinda was and you didn't watch it.

I know there are approximately ♾️ bigger problems in this country rn but I will give absolute amnesty for an hour of fireworks on NYE and 4th of July if the rest of the year any off hour residential fireworks usage are punishable by death. Or appropriate monetary fine. Either or.

My bf recently described my dad as a cross between John McClane and Gosling in this scene in the Nice Guys and...it's not wrong and, ya know, explains some things about why I'm like this.

hate it when i order delivery and they leave it at the gates of hell instead of bringing it up to the plains of despair

Christmas week is when all the chalmatians and slidellians do their big city activities and the yatty accents are off the hook at every establishment I go to. Complimentary all around.

Being the gentle parenting up and down generation is exhausting. Couldn't y'all have gotten this right four generations ago so I didn't have to do it?

Every time I leave N.O. I pack my collapsible cup. Because we do to go here and I’ll be damned if I can’t take my drink with me. 😂

Right?! I did not consent!

So far my stoner brain has netted me one very bad joke and one very bad idea and why can't I like invent the pet rock my way out of this current timeline instead?

Lol yeah today definitely needed a 6 years ago today reminder, photo memories. It might as well had said 600 lifetimes ago. Thanks. Appreciate it. But here's my beautiful boy...

My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.

I've watched 4 min but based on that alone, I want nothing to do with Seattle's defense.

Progressive and Allstate are both running ad campaigns about how stupid and replaceable men are and...I may switch insurance companies bc of it. Both the backups commercials and "shoulda checked Allstate" feature only men. I don't think it's an accident.

Everything is awful so I'm just gonna eat steak and crab au gratin and asparagus and potatoes about it. We still got that I tell ya hwat.

You too can go to parties with future ESPN analysts, if you pick the right school at the right time.

Oh wow prescient

"Do I take my fiber before or after the coup?"

Words cannot describe the absolute power of this paragraph

I am "I'm gonna call the Tuscaloosa grocery store and order and pay for ten cookie cakes with the Rose Bowl score on them and have them put them on display" levels of petty fandom about the IU game as an LSU grad. (I will not actually. But I considered it!)

Hecking rude of an app to serve up my precise feelings on everything as soon as I opened it. Adding mad my phone won't let me upload the video directly to the list of things I'm mad about. www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8yWJwno/

The problem with literally all of our society right now is the white people tendency to want to blame someone when shit happens. Sometimes shit just happens. Tough titties, ya know? Call Farmers. Seems like the bear should be suing you for depriving him of his land bc you put your house there.

Reminder that the most patriotic duty you have is to question the government and the things it does, not pledge blind fealty to it. Despite what everyone has been saying since 9/11 on. Loving this country means calling it on its bullshit. *stares at CBS news*

In 2026 I want all of the decent people to remember one thing. You aren’t meant to be this disciplined, this self-sacrificing to survive. The environment is supposed to support good living. We can have that. You are not a failure. That is politics. That is all.

I knneeewww those lazy fucks would use AI to write their reports and, y'all, if you have any police interaction, even generated lost property reports, you're gonna need to proof them like whoa.

I truly cannot explain how much Alabama's loss makes me feel this precise emotion.

Finally watching the hockey romance show. Have sighed five minutes in "god I love a good backcheck..." and that's just literally about hockey. So. I'm in.

As a contracts lawyer, the spirit and actuality of the law are two different things and this is fucking ridiculous.

Love that literally every college kicker being decent elicits, "Get him on the Bears!" from @jayrigdon.bsky.social who is, uh, not fond of the bear's kicker.

😭😭😭😭😭

Listen. Seems completely reasonable to me.

Hot damn are you drunk, Ole miss qb. It's working. But it's insane.

Me, thinking hours later about the beating Alabama took, and that's purely as an LSU alumna, not as someone dating an IU fan, which adds an extra layer of joy to the whole thing:

*fans self* Also, fuck eeevvvveerrryyoonnnee who ever told me my ideas like oh gee idk changing land use regulations or streamlining processes would never be feasible, at best, and mostly said I was crazy.

Lineman MVP! I love it!

Check on your Hoosiers fans. They're very confused by this being reality.

"none of the IU fans have left the stands..." Us, "no shit! Why would they?" The last time IU was in the Rose Bowl LBJ was in office.

As an LSU alumna watching Alabama get housed... Absolutely giddy.

Love you, Riley Nowakowski.