Health care (housing, public infrastructure and services) should not be tied to profit. We would actually be better off if we just gave all the grifters a regular stipend to never run a business that deals with basic human needs or the health and security of the nation.

I just thinking paying for anything required to exist now should be banned. Giving money to a person so I have a place to sleep is so insulting. *sings Bo Burnham* (YES, I know I'm lucky to have a place to sleep & ability to pay for it. I wish EVERYONE had a place to sleep & didn't pay for it.)

Sure you could watch something new or you could watch an almost 40 year old episode of murder she wrote with both Charlie Daniels and William Atherton.

Both Top Gun and Sinners have sex scenes. Not all sex scenes are created equal. Also you fucking nitwits who don't appreciate or understand art: sometimes sex and sexuality are overt, which there is a place for, and sometimes really sexy scenes are a guy clenching his hand.

Isn't that just Edward Scissorhands?

I'm not gonna give the guy in the white house's words any credence, but isn't it exhausting being fake outraged all the time? I find you fake outraged people annoying af. Like, Jimmy Kimmel's monolog from what I saw was...fine. But he ain't exactly bringing the left wing hammer. Why so mad, bro?

Mostly I forgot she was married to Cage. And I have a memory for obscure Hollywood romances. Michael Jackson and Nicholas Cage are some...interesting choices. Bet Riley Keough has some fascinating stories about growing up.

Oh we're doing fall wedding discourse? How novel. (I wrote this in 2017.)

Cops liiiiieeee. Cops lie & lie & lie & lie & every single goddamn time there's bad graffiti alleging to be from the left, it is absolutely done by the right pretending they don't know who drew the dicks. Like know a single thing about internet culture that it'd be a stupid meme, not "anti-ice".

A few followers saying baby fingernails are like bird talons as if we've never been picked up by large birds off a volcano after completing a life-altering quest that required great personal resilience and sacrifice and while it was happening thought wow these talons are really dangerous.

Idk why Stacy's Mom is stuck in my head but I'm saying it out loud so maybe it can be stuck in yours too.

It’s decorative gourd season, motherfuckers

It's a shame there's not a single hot woman at the Hozier concert in New Orleans.

The Breach Boys.

Every time we engage in the argument they present, we lose. I've said forever, I'm not debating abortion with you. It's a right that's none of your business. I'm not debating trans people. They exist and should be supported. And I'm not debating science with AT BEST a self dealing lawyer.

Using this in California to get projects stuck in CEQA hell unstuck... "oh the project has negative avoidable impacts? Fuck you is the beavers response to that." I may still have some land use lawyer ptsd.

All. The. Time. I say this all the time. "I gotta protect myself! And my stuff!" From what? For why? Honestly the danger ain't worth a burglary. Crime is entirely different than it used to be. Everyone is afraid of all the wrong things and it drives my logical brain crazy.

It's honestly bc they can't control us. Bc we won't and don't fall into line bc everything they stand for is abhorrent to us. So they gotta get rid of us to keep their fingernails dug into power. But we ain't going down without a fight. And bc they're psychopaths.

Googling how to do at home manicures bc capitalism is killing me and definitely not wondering about the economics of it all. Existence is fun!

Lmfao omfg you absolutely insane crazy person. With alt text. This is a standard lease agreement term?! Lol in what world?? Bro, you rent me space to live bc capitalism, I pay you money for space to live. THAT'S the agreement. You don't get IP rights. Would LOVE to see an attempt to enforce this.

It's so much even more blatantly worse than that: They want an ex heroin addict telling you what drugs are safe to use.

Omg prreeaccch. This is my DREAM. It's all so doable! I love you Akron bus system ceo for having the OBVIOUS vision to accomplish what needs to be done to make transit work. The things I would do to implement this...

Yall really let this dumb bitch and his gang of dumb bitches back in office…phew.

Tonight at Norwegian practice I got asked to talk about one piece of good news I read this week and then I had to explain “Disney Adults” to two Pakistani folks, a Spaniard, and a Norwegian.

Absolute proof that an unqualified white man saying something loudly & w conviction carries more weight than *checks notes* ALL OF EVERYTHING WE KNOW ABOUT SCIENCE. And so glad we can be here. So glad we waste brain power engaging with the premise & not just going "no, these idiots are WRONG."

Or get distracted by their hyperfixations and forget to defeat each other.

*taps sign*

This got stuck in my head and according to my web searches it somehow didn’t already exist and it wouldn’t get out of my head until I actually made it so I did and now I’m going to share it with you.

neurodiversity is Good Actually. just want to say that

Thanks I hate it. I'm fine with Ark. I'd rather have MSU than Ole Miss. And I loathe the TAMU choice. I want Florida. I want Florida every year on the second weekend in October. And if ark is permanent, I want it back on black Friday.

I think it was the Rolling Stones Hot Rocks that I listened to on repeat during a family hike in the Sierra foothills and is why I am slightly obsessed with Sympathy for the Devil.

“Why? Because it’s not summer, it’s not winter, and it’s not spring. Grab a calendar and pull your fucking heads out of your asses; it’s fall, fuckers.”

FUCK IT!!!!! TIMELINE CLEANSE!!!!! ROLL THE CLIP!!!!!!

my favorite subgenre of Halloween decoration is “skeleton of things that absolutely do not have skeletons”

I diiiiieee. Also if anyone ever thinks they want to own a baby pygmy hippo, they can borrow Les. I literally call him potato. He's literally that heavy for reasons that make no sense. He's that active for sure.

These were both bangers

I fucking love this child and his dads.

If I have to see this, so do you. You are seeing it bc of @coldchef.bsky.social, blame him.

God I miss that show... Perfect summer stoner television. Just absolutely absurd.

If you celebrate the earth wind and fire 21st of September you had a happy childhood. If you celebrate the temptations papa was a rolling stone third of September, well... *fist bump*

"I guess the chiefs being 0-2 is probably Taylor's fault, huh?" @jayrigdon.bsky.social *me taking very obvious, but somehow missing it, bait to say that it's probably more that sustained NFL success is hard and idk those players are aging in a sport that moves fast? So no, it's not her fault*

Oh there's gonna be a rapture? Me, at the rapture:

Just discussed this at my house. How players used to be shamed for SEEING THEIR CHILDREN BE BORN but now you can go salute a fascist and miss work and it's no problem? Fuck outta here. Make @mostlymartha.bsky.social MLB comish, I am begging you.

My ladies fucking know what's up. Going to the precursor of Lilith Fair (Sarah headlining after Susan Vega and Paula Cole at the Greek in Berkeley in '96) is not not why I am the way I am today.

This reminds me that I was doing law school study abroad in Paris when The Dark Knight came out and Le Chavalier Noir is a thousand times cooler to see all over metro stations than Dark Knight.

New: Sarah MacLachlan, Jewel, and more musicians scheduled to perform at tonight's premiere for Hulu's ABC News doc LILITH FAIR have all pulled out after Disney scrapped the red carpet. First notable talent consequence of the Jimmy Kimmel situation.

I bought an on sale case of blackberry Dr Pepper so I could try it and...if you're at my house at mardi gras, you're gonna enjoy some blackberry Dr Pepper. It has a slight cough syrup umami that is gonna be great mixed with some sort of booze but is not the preferred flavor in my soft drink.

Let people like things they like even if you think it’s not cool.

Olamide Zaccheaus went for the jumping celebration with DJ Moore who didn't see him 😭🤣