Every year my dumb little lived in fire country brain forgets that New Orleans turns into the inside of a popcorn popper and I am once again surprised by it.

If you don't have a horse in the playoff race, I implore you to consider Indiana. They are so beyond deserving. I would, and I do not say this lightly (RIP to the coaching career of one Ed Orgeron), run through a wall for Curt Cignetti.

@jayrigdon.bsky.social just ate his first one so I am getting to share the history of its-it. ☺️

Time to do the ritual again. Happy New Year From #DCG201! @defcon.bsky.social #hackers #bluesky #happynewyear #newyearseve #nye

I am sorry for those of you who have to drug your pets on nights like tonight and I'm so grateful my dumdum is absolutely impervious. I probably hate fireworks more than he does.

I love angry ham cat

Every hot undergrad is pregaming at superior grill. The only thing it being superior at is mostly ignoring checking id's. (I love my walking distance trash Mexican place.)

TCM will air all the thin man movies tomorrow and you should record them and watch them and then throw a nick and Nora party and invite me.

I want to travel to the future so I can read about our gladiatorial combat as history. "The blue devils, a minor god of North Carolina, played in a game of football against the sun devils, a minor god of Arizona people. The game was presented by the anthropomorphic tiger mascot of a cereal brand."

If you're here for the sugar bowl: TIP OUR PEOPLE WELL.

"you can't make a punting error against Iowa and not be punished. Whatever minor Olympian god is in charge of punting, Iowa is their favorite. Yeah you're gonna pay for that," @jayrigdon.bsky.social speaking truth.

We're all just existing with the collective PTSD of 2020 and I mean that literally and not dismissively at all. When the youths someday wonder why we are this way...it's bc of 2020.

Nothing makes me wish I had excellent pickpocketing skills like my town being invaded by both Ole Miss and Georgia fans.

I am sure I will have zero regrets about eating this peppermint bark I got on sale in a Harry and David pack the day after Christmas on sale at world market for breakfast on nye day.

Vanderbilt Iowa is a fascinating match up. Culturally so different too. Like a pretty LSU/BYU culture disparity. But idk, maybe those ladies in Iowa City are way more bougie than I give them credit for.

Sinuses feeling like a hangover without having even had a drink on New Year's Eve is just rude.

MTV is officially ending all of its music channels. In honor of that, what's your favorite music video? youtu.be/h0JvF9vpqx8?...

Tbf, if a rat crawled under my hat and started controlling me, I wouldn’t even care. Take the wheel, rat daddy

good morning

I am "ya know what? TV shows should do more Hawaii episodes" stoned. But also "no, they don't need more white people eyes on their island" stoned so...

Oh no I have a crush on John Calipari bc he's...not litigation averse? "if you get sued, so what!? You get sued!" *fans self*

*me upon seeing the TCU kicker, in my best fake southern accent* It is downright ~*impropuh*~ for the young football playing gentlemen to be wearing their pantaloons so short. I am all for short shorts, suh, but not amongst the game of football! So knobby!

THIS. Did you know sickle cell is curable, now? FULLY curable. If you're feeling down or despairing about what FEELS like technology/advancement/science "standing still" or being fully malicious, I have great news: You're not paying attention to actual science. Just tech industry marketing.

These end zones look horrible, right? In the Valero bowl?

Not impressed by any man who needs to be a father in order to understand the value in protecting others and would only do so for his own blood. Shorter: not impressed by any man.

Hmmm... May be some ideas in this one.

Today was the first day I got a lot of "so you hate pancakes?" replies to a dumb comment I spent as much time typing as I did thinking about it in a long time and I have spent entirely too much of my life on the internet for y'all to still be this way.

The two women dressed for a night out with the dead cell phones ordering drinks on the tab of a room at the four seasons that wasn't theirs waiting to go up to the room where there friend was "praying". I have 800 unanswered questions I will never have a resolution to.

I want to see heads on pikes tbqh

They're letting the xennials program museums now. This is ruthless. I love it. @kelliebob.bsky.social

I used to think it was insane how my dad could name the year things happened. Now I realize it's just being old and having a chronological timeline you've participated in. Anyway, nailed the year on the movie in framed without looking it up so...I'm basically a genius.

A mistake in three acts

General reminder of the words of proud son of Virginia, Major-General George H Thomas. The "Rock of Chickamauga". Who, unlike Lee, stayed loyal to the Union. Post-war he had views on 'Lost Cause' and the damage it would do to America, unchecked. A “counterfeit varnish of patriotism” he called it.

Wait. I stay out of the pop star orbit bc she is not for me but I stumbled upon this & people are shaming interdisciplinary studies in the comments? Sorry I have adhd & change my mind every 5 min? I have more credits than most bc I took a little of everything so everyone can fuck off on the IS hate.

You can't want people to learn and then shame them for not knowing everything. That's how we got AI chat bots taking over everything: people being afraid to be wrong. She noted where she was wrong and learned from it and that's exactly what we want people to do, so let's actually encourage that.

Not just the rich and that's also something to sit with.

I called it aggressive stupidity when it was my three cop family members v me and I wish I'd had the foresight to know the whole world was going to become that bc I would have gotten out further ahead of it. And tried a lot less hard sooner.

I have just learned that technically go cups are only legal in the quarter & I reject this as antithetical to the whole city and am pretending technical does not exist and common practice has mooted the law bc what an absolutely ridiculous distinction. Next you'll tell me LSU is a dry campus.

Y'all better start talking sports with your moms...

White as a hotel towel is a dope line tho

Cheeseburger in Paradise.

Well unless you've got a better plan, co-star...this is what we got.

Keller Family Christmas is good & I like that we're allowing characters to be divorced without it being A Tragedy. But Brandon Routh is supposed to be a college football coach and it just doesn't seem like a European Christmas cruise is a thing someone in that position could do.

I used to manage wine programs for movie theaters and I am in the extremely unique position to say with professional certainty that the answer here is a crisp Albariño.

Merry Christmas

This tracks w my feeling that the second I hear his voice, I immediately picture swigging the last of a lukewarm sip of shitty white & excusing myself to fill it at a terrible country club/conference so I can escape any further conversation with him. He makes me long for a "shrill" woman.

In America, where irony is dead, a hotel chain uses a policy denying shelter to local people, for fear of accidentally housing homeless persons… To deny a reservation to the author of a much-lauded book on how American economic unfairness forces working people into homelessness.

I did not watch that much Chris Berman growing up, other than I'm a child of the 90s so he's ubiquitous, but my most dad trait is making my bf laugh with ridiculous Chris Berman "jokes" of players names. Oh sure you want a girl who understands sports until they're saying, "Luther Beast! Of! Burden!"

"and there's some deep dish California style. And that's a disappointing sight. (player) on a cart." That delivery was gdmfing chef's kiss, Tirico. I hope someone got that.