I feel for all these Europeans being sent to random ass SEC places. I understand that culture shock. The internet, even if it did exist in this form when I went to undergrad, can't really prepare you for the lived experience. SF to LSU is somewhat like Germany to Buc-ees.

Cops are, above all else, lazy.

Kids be clowning your asses.

The Punisher sticker we've needed all along

This hockey game is fast, she observes astutely.

People parachuting in to be like "wemby plays dirty!" after watching one game have not seen that man get hacked with fucking abandon and not get a ton of calls for it all damn playoffs. He's honestly under-responding still so it's more than appropriate.

Hi friends, sad news this morning. Our friend Erik (dba gothlaw) of Roll Bama Roll fame is battling Stage IV cancer. He’s in the fight for his life and needs help with treatment. If you’re so inclined, he’s got a GoFundMe up and running here. www.gofundme.com/f/my-name-is...

Since we're talking Cars: You are sleeping on Cars 2, which is somehow a bonkers spy movie. Cars made Paul Newman hot as an animated car, that man transcends. Look at these happy NASCAR boys figure out it's their friend:

The Cooler (2003)

Think of how much good you could do in the world by simply arresting the first two rows at this game

You let that awful man in your house...no good can come of it. Just sayin.

Being not really a fan of either of these teams bc Pacers fan and watching y'all discuss the refereeing in this game is hilarious. It's like watching SEC people complain about big gaming reffing. You're being screwed. And the other team is *definitely* getting away with everything.

If you've met him, I have to do a gd double take every time I see a picture of current Christopher Meloni bc I'm just like, "Dad?"

That the president of the United States is somehow more pathetic Marlins Man really is something.

The worst part of that magical night in 2020 when LSU won its last national title was the commander in buttfucking us being there AND having to tolerate everyone cheering him so I really hope he receives a much different reaction in NY today for fucking up the vibes, along with everything else.

Future home of the Chicago* Bears.

It is truly unhinged work by Angela, I love the bar fly episode. I also don't want to give anything away but please watch s4e9 cold and let me know when you start cackling.

I was gonna go with the Texas giant cities but I thought surely those sprawling metropolises with zero actual culture don't do that and the comment section has provided so...those.

Lol me starting a consulting business: I need to be very careful not to hold myself as an attorney bc of (800 ethics rules and liability) Legal AI bot: LEROY JENKINS!!

Literally why I just made up my own birthday and celebrated at Mardi Gras. Running up against July 4th is zero fun.

Look how fucking easy this is. No bipartisan bullshit. No handwringing. Just straight up calling for abolition.

Colin Jost is the least funny person in America to ostensibly make a living off of being funny. I don't know anyone who's like "that's my favorite comedian!" He has zero bonafides besides Harvarding his way into SNL writer and I never want to drink blue moon again just bc of his sponsorship.

Clanga making this a ballgame in Athens. I am here for it.

This is absolutely amazing and perfect.

Well new idea just dropped for the boys to implement. Can probably do the same with ships, I'm guessing. *Cough @rouxgarou.bsky.social cough*

If you live in Boston's North End, please help me find my #LostDog Maggie! She has a collar with my contact information.

How much do you eat after a double overtime NHL finals game? Do they just have steaks ready in the locker room?

And the amount of time I spend fact checking myself bc predictive text is dumber than I am... I don't like it. I will use my vast vocabulary with abandon! With abandon, I say!

Empire Records.

You know what flops more than me on a boat deck today? Men's soccer teams.

Annie Savoy knew what she was doing & we may not have known it at the time but we learned lessons from her: have fun until there's someone you can have the best kind of fun with. That's what we want. So you have the low bar of Nuke or high bar of Crash. Yes I keep thinking about this.

Me getting in and out of a crew boat today for the first time in *mumble* years...

Thinking about this further: the modern woman would *kill* for a fuckboi and y'all can't even manage that. Like that's the bar. Trust me, we're beyond good with that. So if you can't reach the bar of fuckboi, that's a skill issue, not an us issue, got it?

Please know my most intrusive thought, as a cops kid and someone who used to spend summers training cops, is seeing a cop and immediately thinking, "I can take his gun." Bc I know I can. If it worked this way... I'd be queen of the cops. Atop my throne of melted guns.

A story I love about Anthony Stewart Head. Thank you to this person for sharing it on Tumblr. What a mensch.

A) Say Gary, IN. B) if I ever own a team, I will not be a gaping maw of trying to get more from tax payers to run it. Bears fans love of their team & loyalty to a historically pretty bad franchise is in direct proportion to how much the failsons who run it hate the fans & seemingly the team.

Geezus. One of those "that guy!" actors who I always appreciated, even when he shows up for just one scene in Top Gun: Maverick.

Having been an LSU fan, when IU started being good after, ya know, a hundred years of being IU, I encouraged the bf to revel in every second of it. You never know when you'll be there again. Why would anyone limit joy? And you don't ever know when you'll be there again. *Stares at current LSU*

I just don't think men should be in charge. They're too emotional.

What are the chances that the mom is finding out her baby was passed around for a bit to an entire MLB team from watching this video? Bc I bet it's not zero.

Fuuuuckiinng mockingbirds. I can hear them over my tower fan. I realize this is evolutionarily probably humans fault but omg shut uppp. The manosphere of birds.

The bastard cop in Hit Man is so accurate, it's painful.

Men be fumbling the shit out of women. How can you all be this bad at it? 1. Feed us snacks 2. Bring us treats (can be snacks!) 3. Fuck us. The stories I'm hearing from my friends? Your loneliness is deserved, you're all gonna die alone, and we're gonna happily die on communes with our besties.

If you elect a Dem to Senate in Louisiana, I will find my way to be their guest in DC solely so I can beat the shit out of Tommy Tuberville.

Anyway. Let's talk about @bhennrich.bsky.social taking a seat from the awful "Dem" Marie Glusenkamp-Perez and how someone I know from being dirt bag undergrads together is working to get into Congress, and deserves to. Throw some money his way instead of giving Maine a second thought.

If for whatever reason you used to be a real piece of shit, and now you look back on that period of your life with regrets, that is good and laudable, and also, there might be some jobs that you shouldn't have. I do not find this to be especially complicated.

There is something brutally psychically injurious to being constantly told "just do good work and you'll be successful" while watching people who do the most dogshit work possible do all the succeeding.