Tomorrow is Albert Hoffman's birthday, today if you're in Switzerland. I trust you'll celebrate accordingly. The man truly deserves to be on a postage stamp more than anyone else.

Birth name was Robert but nearly every credit or reference to him was "Bob". Yet in the outpouring of tributes there's an overwhelming amount of "Bobby"s. It doesn't mean anything, it's just really cool to see so many people knew him that well. RIP, Mr. Weir. I never met you so I'll stick with that.

Pardon me while I OH HELL YEAH for a minute

Indiana: 35 Oregon: NOT THE FACE!

I had meat and potatoes for dinner. Indiana to the Super Bowl.

Need one for the Larry Ragusa King Cake empire now.

I cleaned my glasses. That's my win today.

Get an IFAK or three (they're cheap!) and some Israeli bandages (also cheap!) and learn how to use them and make sure you always have them handy. You've got Core below offering to help with CPR/First Aid refreshers and Holly providing a list of Stop the Bleed classes. No excuses.

Just gonna reup this thread. No reason.

Everyone has a fucked up family, right? That's like a universal thing, right? Lie to me, I can handle it.

probably bc it looked sick as hell

All they need to do is run the 9 point play here

They're still shitty

One of my favorite aunts passed away last night. And in a move that surprises exactly no one, my mother has made her 2 plus decades long estranged sister's death about her. I just want to be a little sad about my aunt but I'm a lot more angry with my mother. More than one feeling at a time sucks.

Happy birthday, Green Man. Miss you every single day.

I'm just Ken and so am I

Today was incredibly, colossally, amazingly, wholly stupid. But I repeat myself.

Oh lawd, we're gonna watch Bears Loins on Sunday afternoon ain't we

Save some for the next game, Indiana

Lucky bean?

This dog may move again by noon at the earliest. Poor thing got that pharmaceutical nod.

Who wants to play Bullitt with me?

25 years ago now.

-7 rushing yards through 2 quarters is not running the dang ball

Time for a trazadone and a thunder shirt.

I don't wanna go this fast on 25mm tires

The last time I ever read the funny pages was because of exactly this.

Great day to crank both Dead Boys albums in the office. Sending 2025 out Young, Loud, and Snotty.

Day 2 of NOLA winter (day 1 was like two and a half weeks ago) so remember your moisturizer, between the heater running and long sleeves your skin will look like that pile of dead leaves on the lawn.

Given my previous work history, I have a million interactions with minor celebrities. The most mundane is either when Henry Rollins and I shared a urinal trough or when I had dinner at this place on Calle Ocho at a table next to John Secada.

whomst amongst ust

This sign goes faster miles an hour

Based on the number of them zooming through the neighborhood and running amok amok amok on the lake path, motorized scooters and minibikes were the BIG holiday toy this year.

Good day for a PR.

Good. Get rid of dimes, too. They're superfluous as we already have nickels. Also, dimes are unlucky. PS - I am not a crackpot.

I miss Lemmy

Remembering Ian Fraser 'Lemmy' Kilmister 🖤 December 24, 1945 - December 28, 2015 Ramones and Lemmy - R.A.M.O.N.E.S- Live #punk #punks #punkrock #lemmy #lemmykilmister #ramones #history #punkrockhistory #otd

We watched this when it first dropped (I KNOW, RIGHT?) and called it "Tits and Wigs".

This is important enough for me to try to remember my HBO login

Ok Christmas is over NOW you can put up your Toyotathon decorations

My mother gave me an actual factual gift for the first time in I can't remember how long. Not a re-gift she didn't want, not a found something or other from the back of the closet. I don't know how to feel. I'm having carbs about it.

Peeling and chopping 15lb potatoes and turnips registers as activity on my watch. So does making a roux and cooking down 5lb okra. Not quite Mondo numbers and wrong time of day but still.

Santa was denied a travel visa this year so he hired a local to handle things

Getting close to crunch time, if you haven't already made up your reindeer food (Santa ain't the only one hungry) here's our recipe: Mix a cup or so of oatmeal, some M&Ms (simple sugar is good for takeoff boost) and glitter. Sprinkle it on the lawn, the glitter is so the reindeer can see it easily

All ales are Christmas ales if you believe in yourself

I might've made too much gumbo. I didn't, but I might've.

Keep stirring the okra, Mikey, so it doesn't stick. Yeah, I'm stirring!

Forget Alter Bridge, I want a new Mayfield Four album

Conversely...

Special Edna was so excited she just whacked herself in the eye with her own tail. So help me if my dog needs a seeing eye dog...