Since you don't have anything to watch right now, the video for "Walk" by Pantera is on mtv's Metal Mayhem

Since there's nothing else to watch, y'all might want to check out this new show called "Mare of Easttown", it's pretty good so far.

That's just like...4 cartons these days. They stole more in the "Been Caught Stealin'" video. Even with this Jameis still has room in his trousers for a few packs of clusters.

I don't remember how I came upon honeyhoney but it's been a long time and I think it was this song that hooked me. Then again I'm a sucker for Andalusian cadence (look it up). Damn strong song. A bop. A banger. A mash.

RICHARD!

"We're a musical laxative for a constipated society" - Jerry Casale The Devo docu on Netflix is loaded with gems like this. If more Tool fans acted like Devo fans the band wouldn't hate them as much.

Someone gotta check @applecores.bsky.social's pockets

Since there's nothing to watch, you can check out Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid over on TCM. Just started.

It was drier than a popcorn fart. Washed it down with a sad bowl of yogurt and berries.

A piece of fried chicken in the back of the office fridge from last Wednesday for breakfast is a good idea, right?

56 years ago today Iggy Pop, the original punk rock messiah, with the Stooges at Crosley Field in Cincinnati, June 23, 1970 Photo by Thomas Copi #punk #punks #punkrock #protopunk #iggypop #thestooges #history #punkrockhistory #otd

This is all my fault. I'm sorry, UNC.

Ben McDonald with a cheek full of sunflower seeds while calling a national championship game is about the most Ben McDonald thing that isn't sharing his squirrel stew recipe during the 7th inning stretch.

Lordamercy, I'm cheering for an ACC team. Who even am I?

Not a single working water fountain anywhere on the lakefront from the parish line to Leon C Simon boat launch. No worries, the tot lot at Bonnabel has a fountain with warm cholera. After @lisagetshigh becomes mayor and fixes the cops I'ma ask her to fix that.

And a special shout out today to all the uncles out there. Y'all know who you are.

Happy Midsummer, especially to all y'all pagans out there!

You can't park there

Fucking narc

Some of us prefer ladies who have their freelance chiropractor cousins do her wet work

I've seen Depeche Mode live 3 or 4 times and decent tribute bands probably half a dozen or more. This version is now my favorite.

James Gandolfini left this earth 13 years ago today, and we are lesser for it. 3 years ago today, I published this remembrance of him at Vanity Fair. (Now it is a book that I'm very proud of.) Please give it a read if you haven't:

Kind of tying into the Waffle House discourse today, a shout out to Ms. Geri at the Denny's on Vets and I-10 in the late 90s-early 00s. She'd spot us in the parking lot and have a massive platter of fries ready for us as soon as we sat down. We never ordered those fries but she knew what we needed.

Waffle House does not bring violence to you, only you can bring violence to the Waffle House. Do not bring your violence to the Waffle House, those people are TIRED of your shit and will bring you to Jesus if you don't come correct.

NOLA metro are, make your coffee and charge your phones NOW

Houma is getting RACKED with this storm. Check on your people down there.

Fire up those VPNs, gang!

I think so, Brain, but I'm not sure Iran can draft Sorsby

Oh, lawd. When that day actually comes I'm going to be so torn between my desire for closure and my reluctance to listen to the bad albums as well as the good ones. I am not prepared.

If you had a Nokia 3310 or a Motorolla flip phone this may interest you. You should probably schedule your colonoscopy as well.

This song is so damn fun. The band is great as well if you're unfamiliar, go grab a listen.

Norman is a real one

Sure, she's got an 8 track, but the engine is all the music I need

If you're a fan of music in general or World/Afrobeat more specifically, there's an amazing limited podcast about Fela Kuti that you may enjoy. It's quite the "warts-and-all" look at one of the most complex people I've come across in the music world. Ep. 4 (I think) is probably the best part.

ooh hey y’know how sometimes people are talking On Here about something they like? that’s not an invitation to talk about why you don’t like that thing and think it’s Bad Actually you can just move along and let people like things you’ll be fine! really

Fake news.

Marcus Dupree. And Drew Brees, I guess.

If your only online restaurant menu is a picture on a Facebook page I will never know what kind of food you have or how good it might be, but the Jamaican place up the street from you has a real fucking website and I know exactly what they serve. And it's delicious.

So stonks, huh?

You can't park there

That's cool but why don't the men's team wear that kit as well?

Molly Tie discusses the women who shaped punk at London launch of Rebel Grrrls LOUD WOMEN founder Cassie Fox was delighted to host a Q&A with Molly Tie at the London launch of her brilliant new book Rebel Grrrls this week....

I miss @glenmaffews.bsky.social

The real answer is that the POC population is the least likely to be able to evacuate and therefore the most likely to get hit hardest, and the few white folk who get caught up in that net are expendable because there's plenty more who will push the button next to the name with the "R" behind it.

You can't park there

Y'all. Y'ALL! The bride and groom are dancing to Rasputin by Boney M. THE KIDS ARE ALL RIGHT

Y'all, white people will line dance to ANYTHING

Irish Catholic funeral all morning and into the afternoon. Italian Catholic wedding in a few hours. Haven't been to this many masses in one day since I was an altar boy.

Alternate headline: "Shark Stands Ground As Man Armed With Sharp Weapon Enters Home Uninvited With Intent To Steal Dinner -Legal Experts Say Castle Doctrine Immunity Applies"

Train good