Man starts bringing lunch from home to cut down on small joys

The net from the last basketball game played at the old, old (before the Tad Pad) coliseum at Ole Miss. Because my dad had the foresight to cut it down.

I’m a size “Lane Kiffin voodoo doll” if you’re thinking about a Christmas gift.

We’ve been waiting on Lane ever since we recall It started in April, and it’s coming on fall #IYKYK

Kiffin is just trying to ensure @texaninnyc.bsky.social and I have to get lawyers involved to settle who won the bet.

Egg Bowl is Egg Bowling.

Wouldn’t this brawl have been better yesterday when everybody was full of pie and red wine?

I have exactly two and they’re basically my siblings.

Thankful to have had the perfect amount of wine at Thanksgiving dinner, and to now be home alone on my couch in PJs.

Them: hyper independence is a coping mechanism for trauma. Me: you know who I text when the plane lands? Not a goddamn soul.

BREAKING: This is huge news, the EU's equivalent of the 🇺🇸Supreme Court's 2015 Obergefell v. Hodges ruling. 🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states. This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺

No matter what you eat for the holidays, please never: - comment on how much someone is eating - comment on how little someone is eating - comment on someone eating This can be a major trigger for people with eating disorders. Plus it’s none of your business. Thanks!

Pro tip: tell your MAGA dad to wait and watch the Ken Burns American Revolution series with you over the holidays. Voila, a reprieve from Fox News.

A fun game to play is to watch the Ken Burns American Revolution and try to pick out all the voice actors.

Death by Lightning: excellent, thank you, next obscure president please! Betty Gilpin’s wig in the last scene: a capital offense.

In the last 36 hours I have: -gone to the barn with my sister and met her new horse -gone to my first game at Autzen Stadium -stayed in a cute farmhouse on a river -watched the Rebs get to 10-1 for the first time ever -had a great time with my sister and brother-in-law

Can check

Autzen Stadium is a 10/10 experience so far.

I just had good onion rings at an airport bar AMA

Claim it before you pause your membership or you can’t get it

Most of y’all call it Friendsgiving. We call it Thankstaking, it’s going down in an hour, and it’s the best meal of the year. How many raw oysters and deviled eggs do y’all think I can eat?

Taking a knee to win with 1st and Goal, up 14-13, is the most Army game ending I’ve ever seen.

They all asked for @rouxgarou.bsky.social

Omg INSTANTLY a Western fan. Would run through a wall for this guy.

When you’ve bought tickets to an LSU game before, they mail you the dirty laundry

Good job LSU

Sexy college football coaches poll

We always joked about Saban yelling at people but I think Brian Kelly might pull a knife and shank somebody before this game is over.

Probably the first MBA hoops footage on national television

Cars stopped having big ol springy antennas as some point and we mostly didn’t notice

Being called “lass” by Phyllis Crane from “Call the Midwife” would fix me.

I was married but I’m not married anymore. Women don’t like the vehicle.

Anybody need your ride pimped while I’m here?

I’m sorry but storming the field after beating Iowa State is tragic

Happy National Coming Out Day to all but especially to my amazing trans homies. The worst people in the world are trying to erase you because they’re terrified of your unwillingness to bow before colonialism and patriarchy. Keep being exactly who you are, and with your example may we all be so bold.

Going to the #RoseBowl today except not for a game, for a Chappell Roan concert on on the adjacent golf course.

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

I’ve been friends IRL with internet people for more than a decade

Mobile

I got to drive the pet hedgehog of the younger sister of a woman I'd only ever met once before all the way from Minneapolis to Spokane. @applecores.bsky.social

Saw one of these in person for the first time today

My sister said “at least there are only 12 tracks on this one” #tloasg

The Gaylors might be right because she sings about that man’s dick like Steve Carell describes boobs in 40-year-old virgin.

This goes so hard

The saddest part is she's like this because diet culture broke her brain. Diets require you to believe all kinds of scientifically impossible stuff about human bodies, so she was primed.

My new boss

Fuck Marry Kill, sports personalities to GOP pipeline edition: AJ McCarron Bruce Pearl Paul Finebaum

Hotty Toddy imo

Great day to be an Aleve girly

The Struttin Duck in Auburn