Man what a fucking world

*whispers into the air* …playoff north texas….

And with that, North Texas controls its own destiny. There is... and I cannot believe I am typing this... a clear path to the playoffs.

Tulane?

How did we allow All-4-One to be a thing? "Oh we're gonna do a cappella covers of country songs" and they hit #1. Season 5 Glee episode-ass group.

New Yorkers absolutely do not get to dunk on this guy. We've all promised someone that we'd go to New Jersey before making up a reason not to.

A) Quoting a post and then turning off comments for the original poster is shitty. Don't do that. I would much rather reply than QT. B) If you haven't seen this, good for you for curating your media intake. I've seen a good bit of it.

Baby boy, not sure what Tumblr post gave you "puritopian," but you can spend 30 seconds on my feed to see that I am in no way a purity test leftist. But frankly, equating supporting Biden/Harris or even Romney/McCain with supporting fucking MTG proves my point better than I could ever hope to.

I swear to God if certain types of liberal collectively fall for Marjorie Taylor Greene shifting to the middle for personal reasons like they did Dick Cheney, I'm going to turn the Jewish space lasers on myself

The only thing surprising about a 40-something Michigan frat bro making a huge deal about leaving Brooklyn for Jersey after a decade is that it was caused by an election and not a custody battle this time.

Medusa: oh yeah, baby, do I make you hard? Me, railing her doggy-style: no that's the whole entire point of doing it this way

I am usually fully on board with "why should I change, he's the one that sucks" but Mobile you should really rethink this one...

This is sold out at every bodega in Astoria, no joke. People are framing it.

Read this and yelled "holy shit" out loud in the ATL airport. A woman at the bar insisted I tell her why, and I eyeballed her and decided I didn't want to go into it, so I said "oh it's just a college football coaching rumor," to which she responded she's head of brand for A&M and needs to know.

If you've ever planned a rehearsal dinner in Tuscaloosa Alabama you are intimately familiar with this font.

"greatest city in the world" being run by a Pitt fan smdh

As always, I mourn the child Dick Cheney was, not the man he became

In which I am compared to Shania Twain:

It's not quite that one Folgers commercial, but the siblings in that ChatGPT commercial are kinda giving me incest vibes.

How did this Penn State team take Oregon to OT?!

Alabama is going 12-1 and is going to get absolutely smoked by a #5 Texas Tech or whoever

K

Yeah this is definitely going to OT

The one thing you do NOT do is attempt the FG

I'm honestly shocked Ian Watkins made it this long in prison

I would rather not talk about football. Did y'all know that the guy who introduced the potato to Ireland also founded the colony of Roanoke, invented the telescope a year before Galileo, first discovered that light refracts, and was arrested as part of the Gunpowder plot? Forrest Gump-ass Brit.

75% of online arguments would be avoided by just remembering that a third of Americans are functionally illiterate.

The legend lives on from the Ozarks on down Of the place that they all call the hogs in This team, it was said, ran a hurry-up spread From a coach who was seen as a godsend

If someone has Marxist-Leninist in their bio, you can be assured, you're about to hear the most Stalinist shit you've ever imagined. It never fails.

Once again I have made the mistake of posting a milquetoast anti-Trump joke, so I hope all these new followers are ready to hear the gospel of Drew Mestemaker today.

You know what I actually do hate waffles

There is nothing more insufferable, on both sides, then people from the US and people from the UK arguing about each other's food. Bunch of mouthbreathers who've never been outside of Piccadilly Circus or Times Square, respectively, judging an entire country on their own horrible taste.

Higgledy piggledy Timothée Chalamet Has a name meriting Endless design Much like his forerunner Benedict Cumberbatch: Hexasyllabically, Easy to rhyme

Um...

AI will never make great art because it has no sex drive and every great artist is only doing it to get laid.

I've been following some very hilarious drama on the Bluey subreddit, and... I'm sure 90% of furries are lovely people, but the 10% that aren't are absolutely fucking awful.

Ok but Beckett would absolutely LOVE this. This is exactly what he was going for.

Shout out to the FDNY members at this biergarten drinking White Claws and just chucking the empties on the ground.

Pedernales

Talking about bad things as if they were inevitable is just as bad as talking about them as if they were impossible.

Damn I haven't seen people this mad about the imaginary Bad Bunny they created in their own minds since Donnie Darko.

Discussion topic: You're AD of a new metafictional college athletic department. Your goal is to become an "everything school" like Florida or Stanford or whoever - going for total championships won You get to pick any fictional athlete from any media and any sport to kick things off. Who you got?

So I thought Sydney Sweeney was younger than she is. At present, the same number of people born in the 19th and 21st centuries have hosted. Two each.

Adjacent to this - until last season SNL was hosted by more people born in the 19th century than in the 21st century.

50% of necessary job offers have been offered. Hope to double that this week.

Lol this is my station

Non-violence worked in one very specific moment because the world was reeling from the Holocaust and no one wanted to be compared to the Germans. I really hope we don't get to that place again, personally.

I don't know what side mission this was supposed to be from, but I'm devastated it was cut from RDR2.

This is going to sound weird, so bear with me. Unsurprisingly, I go down historical rabbit holes from time to time, and for the last couple of weeks I've been obsessively reading/watching documentaries about the Holocaust and the rise of German fascism in general. And I feel so much better from it.

If I'm being honest, one of the reasons we're looking to leave New York is that there's absolutely no way I wouldn't provoke the random National Guard idiots when they inevitably came to my neighborhood.