Kalen DeBoer/Brent Venables Side Show when?

The most accurate part of this whole series - at least if my time in Austin and NYC is a fair analogue - is that the dude being the biggest pretentious asshole about "authentic New Orleans" is from somewhere else and has lived there for like two years.

HBO algorithm fed me up Tremé last night, which I've never seen, and let me say... I know there is criticism about its accuracy but this is absolutely excellent storytelling. If you don't care for jazz it's probably a hard watch, but it's every bit as good as The Wire. I said what I said.

Always Texas ruining my hypotheses

I think the SEC is actually just bad this year for real

I know that Big 10 fans think we all root for the conference or what the fuck ever but I genuinely hope Iowa wins by 60.

Sucks when the one song lyric that accurately sums up everything you're feeling is by a known sexual predator so you can't post it

Good night, New York

Ok in their defense they reverted it.

More bullshit Because of a million things, we changed our plans from driving cross-country to flying. So not only did I have to buy next-day airfare, but apparently Thrifty charges you MORE if you return a car early? Like, considerably more. $970 instead of $550.

This week just fucking sucks man. Nothing else to say. Everything has gone wrong and I'm gonna be fucked up for a while from it

The good news is I'm very adept at catching scams before they start, even when someone commits fraud and gives me a fake DOT number. So I'm not out any money at this point, and the bastards don't have my stuff to hold hostage, but I'm still going to get to drive a U-Haul 20 hours in the next 3 days.

We're gonna see how this plays out tomorrow, so I won't name them by name. But if this moving company ends up charging me 150% of what they said they would, I am going absolute scorched earth on them

Can't fucking believe I'm leaving the city where Ms Rachel on the mayoral transition team.

Here's how it plays out this year

Fuck it - my playoff proposal. Eliminate CCGs, bring back the BCS. Your conference champ is now the highest ranked team in the standings. Seeds 1-4 - Top four conference champs OR Notre Dame, if they are ranked above one or more of the conference champs.

Mine would get me physically removed from New York and never allowed in a Broadway theater again

Oregon beat JMU by 17 points. In 22 first round games since the playoffs were first introduced, 12 were decided by 17 or more points.

This might get me banned, but I think there would be actual legit uses for non-generative AI *if it worked correctly*. But it doesn't, so there aren't.

To repeat my earlier point that went away when the guy blocked me - blowouts happen all the time in college football. Tennessee and SMU got blown out in the first round last year. Clemson blew out Alabama in 2018, and I won't even mention the 2022 NCG. Why do we only care when it's a G5 team?

I guess the guy didn't like my retweet which is fine, but once again, if you want G5 teams to be completely left out of the playoffs, you don't like college football. The end.

Man if you're a "prank influencer" with 12m followers whose entire schtick is assaulting people and then getting your bodyguard to protect you from retaliation, you really should make it less easy to find your personal information online

Some company has been spamming me with some shit about selling me access to board seats or whatever, so I just scheduled a meeting with the guy for 6 pm on NYE.

Just got a "people you might know" rec for a woman from my hometown, but my immediate thought was "that is the face of a woman in an MLM." And guess what the second post on her feed was...

Sometimes I think I want to do one of those anonymous AMA things but i also know at least one person would be mean and I can't take that

I'll tell you who I have no respect for. Sportswriters who delete their first half/first quarter hot takes when the narrative of the game changes. You posted it, you own it.

I'm running errands and can't watch this game. Is this great defense or horrible offense?

I'm just gonna say it Most people who talk about sports, both for a living and just for fun, are very stupid. Some of present company excluded but not all.

He's all fucking yours Michigan. Good luck.

This would have been under $1000 3 years ago.

my “yes, even the empty margins of our files are redacted” t-shirt answers a lot of questions already answered by my t-shirt

I'm not saying that I'm rooting for Alabama to lose tonight, but man it would be nice not to have to schedule around games until next fall.

Man I've been saying this for years. Sheryl Crow and Gin Blossoms are country acts without a doubt.

Hearing rumors that a couple of unions may issue DNWs for the Kennedy Center...

I'm just genuinely ready for the SEC and Big 10 to fuck off and start their own NFL-lite league for all the fucking mouthbreathers who have destroyed college football, and let those of us who actually enjoy it and not gambling-driven narrative bullshit go back to watching actual college football.

It's more like when the 7-9 Seahawks were allowed in the playoffs, Nick. If you had ever been able to get the Dolphins up to 7-9, you might understand

I appreciate that this stupid fucking city is doing everything it can to make me not sad about leaving.

I just waited 45 minutes between stops and now I'm paying $50 for a cab I didn't wanr to take because these dipshits spent all the money that should go to fixing the fucking trains on cops playing Candy Crush cause it makes Debbie from Passaic feel better about the time she saw a homeless man.

I hope everyone at the @mta.info perpetually has an itchy rectum that no amount of scratching fixes, but they have to try anyway, so their fingers all smell just a little bit like shit all the time, and people notice but are too polite to say anything, so they just avoid them.

Great article but my only takeaway is that Patrick Mahomes eats steak with ketchup and yeah actually of course he does. That makes sense.

I for one hope Patrick Mahomes gets over the horrible injury that could potentially destroy his whole career, no matter how close she is to Taylor Swift

So I just learned that my wife thought until right now that Blind Melon and Smashing Pumpkins were the same band. " You know, they sang No Rain and that Tonight Tonight song"

Please don't call CPS but my 2 year old daughter absolutely loves ska and oi punk.

I've lived in this city for 17 years. I lived in this apartment for 15 years. In two weeks I leave both forever. So fucking surreal.

Fun fact: if you see this on stage and the orchestra is fewer than 12 players there's a good chance it's my orchestration.

Matt it's awesome that you've agreed to fund scholarships for all the people who disagree with everything OU did but are there because of their generous scholarships for in-state students, especially since Oklahoma is largely below the poverty line. You gonna set up an endowment or a trust or what?

"The choice may have been mistaken The choosing was not"