"I oppose bike lanes because they are destroying the careers of sex workers who can't get picked up on corners anymore" man y'all I SWORE headphones are ableist was gonna be peak BlueSky but you motherfuckers, man. You motherfuckers.

Nice of them to make the Staten Island fans feel at home

TAKE A FUCKING NAP CHILD

Not the first time Clapton was just a bit behind a Fall Out Boy

I mean if they move fast and break stuff the problem solves itself

"Ice cream causes shark attacks"-ass headline

Guess since I left New York, Mother Nature has to deliver the 18 inches instead.

Weird that the remake only added cheese, tomatoes, and sour cream

Who will be the first head coach to tell a player to stop "jestergooning," and which LSU player will he say it to?

Not what jestergooning is

Imagine how dumb Nate Bronze must be

You know that at least once a day JD Vance's Mom thinks "man I could've just taken the meth"

Oh is there a presidentball on?

A lot of people on this here website seem to think that the president himself collects tariffs personally, I guess? Cause what do you mean "what if he ignores the Supreme Court"? Who gives a shit what he does.

So uh, the Spurs might be good

No one is doing two a days on July 4th, The Pitt. Get your shit together.

You know that Dr. Robby has had to red light a partner after she called him "Daddy" to talk about honorific consent

(re: Andrew's arrest) "Happy Black History month to Meghan Markle" - Zoey

Holy shit into my veins

Taking a very unscientific poll cause I wanna know how niche my weird rabbit hole obsessions are. Without googling, do you know what McKamey Manor is?

This absolutely has to be the worst that things have ever blown up for a Mountbatten, right?

first they came for Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, and I said nothing, but i did laugh quite a lot

Hear me out

The child is doing this weird linguistic thing where she says what she wants or expects you to say to her. So it's really annoying when she says "Do you want chocolate milk? I'll get it!" But incredibly helpful when she says "take that out of your mouth" from two rooms away.

The US is like the SEC in that all our titles come in women's sports now.

I love how every post is like "yes we know we fucking suck as a political institution but we still won the championship." Congrats America. You're all Alabama fans now.

Congrats to America's Portugal on their silver medal.

Roll tide what's a Canada

I hope it's real because our blinds and curtains, which I bought that morning, cost $677 and this was for $684, so this feels like some universe being nice to me shit.

Because Mordor was hundreds of miles from the Shire and the Tush Push only works in short yardage situations

You: "No one can sum up BlueSky in one single picture" @hockeybear.space: "Bet"

I got a random $700 check from New York State yesterday and I still cannot figure out why.

Bringing this one back from my Twitter days: All I want is for Southerners to shut the fuck up about New York and for New Yorkers to shut the fuck up about the South.

Y'all know my personal feelings about all of this, but conflating "we talked to REAL AMERICANS at this Paducah diner" and actual journalism about rural areas is incredibly disingenuous.

Fine I'll bite. What is a burrito taxi?

How bout you try shutthefuckupmaxxing

I just saw a billboard that said "Welcome to the Gulf of America", and reader, when I tell you that you will absolutely never guess what company put this billboard up... It's so funny that I'm genuinely wondering if it was put up by the Yes Men or one of those other prank groups.

Ok this is probably over sharing but w/e. If you're like me and you only smoke cigarettes maybe 2-3 times a year, you know that feeling you get the next morning where your mouth tastes funny and kind of burns? Mine has been like that for a week, but I haven't had a cigarette in months.

I mean, that dude is a whiny little git simping for the Nazi hellsite, so fuck him, but also the comment he was whining about *is* the worst damn kind of BlueSky reply guy and should also be hated.

I mean I went to the Bum Phillips/Earl Campbell opera a while back, so I have to assume this also exists

You are allowed to be stupid but you can't also be mean about it

This take always comes from someone who has only lived in CA or the Northeast. He's right that religion in politics is a huge problem, and it would be great if it went away altogether. But that's not the real world, and I don't know about y'all, but I'm tired of being right and losing

Lol the court "asked" Claude if it was providing legal advice and it "said" no... that was a big part of the judge's opinion. He also explicitly said "privilege only exists with humans" and that feels like it's gonna end up being a much broader precedent than just the legal world.

Finally started watching Heated Rivalry and I don't know why y'all think this is so good.

I GOT RICE COOKIN IN THE MICROWAVE