Well, broke up with my girlfriend this morning which really puts a damper on the whole weekend.

Babe, come over

‘Say yes and never do it’ Mel Brooks knew how to deal with the studios

What in the fuck are we even doing here?

Well, this game has turned on its head

That was a garbage call, VAR.

I've come full circle on Catcher in the Rye. Loved it as a kid for exactly this reason, hated it as I got older because hes an entitled, rich shitbag. But now, as an even older adult, I see Holden as a scared kid who wants to help other scared kids and doesn't know how. And it makes me sad.

Okay, GOONIES is a terrible movie!

And they say there's no good news anymore

Cyclops. Geez, y'all. Give Scott some grace.

Ghus should be the most popular comics character on earth

Historically, or in the World Cup? Either way, yes

I swear my parents with the biggest Paul Simon fans on earth, but I also got a healthy dose of Del Shannon

Good to see they are so open about being a Protection Racket

Nailed it.

My lapsed Catholic ass got the Pope. Hell yeah.

If the favorites hold serve, the USMNT needs to beat Bosnia, Egypt, and Spain to make the quarters. That's a pretty friendly potential draw.

You know what? Get the crazy unlucky shit out of the way. I'm good with it.

Doesn't matter at all. And Pulisic looked awesome. Our backup backline is terrible is the lesson tonight. Who cares.

You have got to be kidding me

Every USMNT World Cup squad has to have a player I unreasonably hate

I can't even right now. How is this guy allowed to play the full 90?

"Pass to the middle... Pepi's there, facing the wrong way."

5 subs and not one for Pepi.

Give Turkey credit, they are getting to every 50-50 ball first right now.

"Can Pepi bring it down in stride?" No. Of course he can't.

Matt Turner has officially had enough of his defense's shit

Pulisic deserves a goal

Pulisic coming in the game and immediately showing he's the best player on the field by miles was pretty cool

Aaronson gonna Aaronson.

If you’re of a certain age range, this is the most perfect thing you may see today.

Weah had a bad game, but I honestly would have subbed out Scally and dropped Weah to right back and let Pulisic take Weah's spot up top.

Again, USMNT has been the better team throughout, but they are just prone to these massive defensive lapses. A bad half minute wipes out a half hour of good play

Better than his dad!

While the backline was pretty terrible, it still amazes me that Pepi gets important minutes on this team. He's been of almost no use. And he's played in all 3 games and has 2 starts!

Honestly, the US has been the better team, but geez... that backline is horrid.

You could tell by the celebration that he knew he was offside

I can't even fuck up as well as the pros

Just a disjointed possession there. Every pass was a beat off. Should have resulted in a chance at least, and instead was nothing.

There's the USMNT defense we know and love

Guys, I watch him every week. Don't pass it back to Aaronson for the shot. He's there to pass it to you.

I thought it was ridiculous to take Trusty over Diego Luna, and I clearly know nothing.

Oh my God. The USMNT B team is awesome, too.

They try to ruin it, but can't. The World Cup belongs to us. Football is for the people.

Death to Smoochy

This video brought me so much joy

BAFANA BAFANA!

Rule of Cool! Let it count!

At my ex-wife's family reunion. I have had better days.