Greg Ballard played 10+ years, won a title, and was an All-American in college and I'm willing to bet most of y'all have never heard of him. Heck, he once led a playoff team in scoring!

Water can carve mountains. Always call a plumber.

The man is a genuine national treasure.

Ned's Atomic Dustbin was inexplicably huge at my high school, so let's go nostalgia and Kill Your Television.

Still more impressed by the Wowee Zowee poster

I'm not anti-Israel, but Netanyahu is a soulless ghoul who can be reliably counted on to always make the most evil decision.

Nothing gets you accused of being a useless shitlib who is happy with the status quo than saying this, but: [free speech guy] I think the democratic party is mostly fine and we do not need a tea party. We just need more democrats in congress.

A lot of questions being raised already answered by my No New Endless War t-shirt.

Roughly $90 million per F-15, in case y'all were budget conscious

"No stupid rules of engagement" is how you shoot down three of your own F-15s in one day. Just a shocking display of martial ineptitude.

"You can be a genius and you can be kind. And it doesn't have to come at the expense of the other."

Was watching Layer Cake this weekend and that movie is a veritable who's who of the British That Guy Actor establishment. Two hours of... where do I know him from?

As we enter Championship Week, let us be reminded that the Committee passionately despises mid-major teams and does not understand the appeal of its wildly successful tournament. This makes the NCAA the inspiration for tech bros.

OK, let's start with ICE.

Down by Law

I hold a degree from Baylor. I got over it.

Thats how they get you.

Taste This Milk, I Think It Has Spoiled: The Podcast

"Why are you crying? It's just a kid's movie." The movie: (And I'm taking it easy on y'all by not going straight to Artax)

If Tillis, Murk, Collins, Massie, and Bacon wanted to stop this it would already be over.

Ovi needed the goal. He's been in a brutal slump (by his standards)

It's also important to note that Biden ended the Middle East Forever War, so a break with his foreign policy is explicitly asking for more war.

Being enraged about how his end came about does not preclude pissing on his grave.

Each one of those three missiles costs 33% more than the annual budget of the national park where I work.

Lots of "Why did the Democrats make me vote for Trump?" energy

Two absolutely perfect passes. Nothing Leeds can do about that. It's like Man City is good or something.

Aaronson fails to score one on one against the keeper and this is surely the worst failure of an American today.

At this point it's simply inconceivable that anything in the Epstein files could be worse than stuff we already know, including things Trump has been criminally and civilly adjudicated for. They don't need "distractions". We're at war with Iran simply because they're stupid, cruel, and incompetent.

I was alive for the Ford administration. He just never got enough time to get to those agenda items.

I think about this Tony Benn speech much more than I used to

Powerful stuff...

This cannot be repeated enough. Iran's nuclear program was contained by Obama via diplomacy, and Trump blew up the deal for no reason, and now uses it as an excuse to launch an illegal war. It's so gross, and so predictable.

hmm, where have i heard this before... theonion.com/this-war-wil...

While this is a spectacularly stupid quote. I will remind y'all that Biden ended the "Forever War" in the Middle East and voters rewarded the Democrats by voting Trump into office to start a new one.

Before we mount up our usual circular firing squad, I think its important to note the actual policy proposal from Jeffries and Omar is the same. That's good! We're all on the same team in opposition!

"Diplomacy is for pussies." - The Trump Doctrine

This administration is such a clownshow. I wish we could laugh instead of sit in abject horror.

I come not to praise Claude or whatever but giving unaccountable robot decisionmaking to thundering dipshits who just shot down their own drone with a laser does seem like wrong side of history business

The infuriating part of this was how no one noticed how radical it was. Bama was the first team since WWII to win the national title without winning their conference... and their title team didn't even win their division. Twice.

There is no amount of money in the world that would lead me to fight a Vietnamese refugee that grew up in Louisiana (Also I really want to try a Korean style Po’ Boy)

I dont think I've ever seen a worse take. We're coming for NAPS, now? Naps rule.

“For Edwards, it was a like a scene out of ‘Parks and Recreation’… ‘It was hilarious to us in the moment because it was so absurd. But at the same time, it has real accessibility issues for people who call in every day and need to speak in a different language other than English.’”

And just to be clear... shit sucked in 1976 and everyone knew it. Even so, we got amped up for the Bicentennial

I get why guys don't want to get posterized, but players who back away and let the guy have the dunk uncontested are in the photo anyway. They just failed to even provide token defense because they are f'n cowards. A guy who gets dunked on at least tried. Ultimate loser energy.

I dont care. I honestly love how much non LSU fans hate this. To me, it reminds me of DD. Hell, be more flamboyant. It's just sports, y'all.

Lapierre with a beauty of an assist. May this be the start of something.

FSU 24, LSU 19 in 1979 might low key be one of the most impactful games in history. If LSU wins, Bowden takes the LSU job, FSU never becomes a power, never joins the ACC, and, left to its own devices with no FSU, the ACC is relegated out of the power leagues. Maybe even before the Big East.