New Strip Found: Shoe - 2025-10-26 https://www.gocomics.com/shoe/2025/10/26 #comicstrip #shoestrip

Do you feel the need? The need TO READ? Because @kithrup.bsky.social regular gives away great Kindle books. He’s a fine follow and a good egg. Give him a look.

What gives me hope about the #GoHabsGo compared to years past (*decades past!*) is that their game plan isn’t to get three goals with a popgun offense and hope the goalie holds. They’ve got serious talent playing good, dominant hockey and it’s been forever since I’ve seen it.

Was feeling aggressively out-cosied by next door neighbour who has just moved in and been bedding down HARD with painting, decorating and making everything look great. Except today they’re replacing their perfect turfed lawn…with plastic fake lawn. You lost me now because what in the fuck

#BirdOfTheDay #egrets A cattle egret annoyed at having been shooed out of a hairdressers in Lanzarote last March.

Comedy Wildlife Awards 2025: The funniest animal photos of the year

Lost my driver's license. Lemme know if you find one for a woman 15 years younger than me who still has hope in her eyes

If Molson would have given permission to Toronto to talk to Gorton… I can’t even imagine the fury that would have provoked in the city.

One of the best sounds of autumn is the flish-flish-flish-flish of a little dog walking through fallen leaves.

I don’t mean to overshare but it was 3-1 when I went to take a shit and 4-3 when I came back and it wasn’t a long shit

Make a movie cat food: Babette’s Fancy Feast (Sorry, went off the rails there.)

Make a movie food: The Big Easybake

The year my dad threw his back out and proceeded to yell and berate my oldest brother about how he carved the turkey while he laid prone on the floor. My other brother and I took sides. Dad got so mad that he tried to get up, ranting while brother taunted him with an electric carving knife.

I’m not a gambler but I know a sure thing when I see one: If an opposing player hasn’t scored their first NHL goal yet and they’re playing the #GoHabsGo, they’re getting their first NHL goal and I’m winning that bet. Every. Damn. Time.

It's Calvin Pickard. Put it on the net. This isn't gonna take Ray Bourque accuracy.

Evan Bouchard, you jackass.

Everyone who has ever suggested I try AI to help my workflow hasn't been able to suggest where and how. My job isn't making AI work, my job is what I'm already doing.

Just had an amazing convo about the role of AI in our industry with my good friend, the founder and CEO of (hey everybody do me a solid: I’m at an in-person work meeting and if you hit Like the first line will pop up on my lock screen and my bosses will think I’m a thought leader, thanks!)

Cool story!

I'M UP. I'M AWAKE. I'VE BEEN AWAKE FOR AN HOUR SO I COULD EAT WELL BEFORE HEADING TO THE THERAPY POOL. WHO AM I, MICHAEL PHELPS?!

Awww RIP Dave Bell. Loved Soft Cell and later The Grid.

Dobes's first four games last year - 4-0 .950 SP Dobes's first four games THIS year - 4-0 .950 SP After every four games, the Habs should tell him his season is just starting. 🎙️FULL PODCAST HERE:🎙️ youtube.com/live/YGHYvvD...

"Neener neener neener" is wrong. The correct childish taunt is "Nyah nyah nyah nyah." In this TED talk I will

Man, I’ll be happy to get out of this period.

If there’s a key moment in this game, it’s this PK, where the Habs had better scoring chances shorthanded than Calgary had with the man advantage. *Multiple* better scoring chances.

What the Hutson!?

One of those one-timers is gonna go for Slaf, I just know it.

I’m loving the speed and aggressiveness the #GoHabsGo are showing in trying to get the puck when they don’t have it. Really taking it to the Flames and winning a lot of puck battles. Let’s see if they can keep it up in the 2nd, given their, uh, usual pattern.

If they use a wolf sound when he makes a save they should make a whimpering sound after he lets in a goal

What’s a music act you enjoy but after one song, you’re done? I’ll give you three: - Talking Heads - Yes - Rush

I have been traveling and today I present to you...the thing I saw in the Frankfurt airport. Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably? But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.

My skyline is half Jays fans and half Mariners fans and I love seeing you all put your whole hearts into this game. Very cool.

Just a word to #GoHabsGo fans: if you aren’t following @jfchaumontlnh.bsky.social, give him a look!

Demidov and Hutson have set an NHL record for assists without a goal and the game is only half over

I don’t know the answer to the souvlaki question anymore. It used to be the original Chez Zorba (not related to the franchise) on St. Viateur and then Parc. IYKYK.

Love the shot of our guys sitting in the room between periods, gingerly sucking down energy gel as the intermission winds down. Half the 1970’s #GoHabsGo players would’ve been on their third cigarette by then.

The arena should just start playing Sweet Georgia Brown whenever Hutson and Demidov start playing keep away like that

I love how Hutson and Demidov watch YouTube Kids together on the bench between periods

No Messier on the panel? Someone listened to me screaming into the void!

Who the hell are these announcers on Prime? Is this AI? This sounds like Google NotebookLM’s audio summary feature.

That O-zone sequence looked like the Stastny brothers flinging it around like there!

Love the energy of this game!

The universal food chopper and a few of the things it chops Forbes Lithograph Manufacturing Company 1899 Library of Congress

I am wondering what @laurarae.bsky.social is bringing me from Paris. 🤭😬

baby's first awoo www.youtube.com/shorts/ivlCB...

I spend a year plotting a mystery novel and then this happens.

Went for a stroll in the woods near Lake Massabesic in Auburn, NH. Came to an ambiguous trail and had to pull out my phone and look up Robert Frost's "The Road Not Taken" to read to my wife. She took out her phone and shot back an Emily Dickinson poem. And thereafter our dangling conversation.

[pulled over] DOG COP: you ran a gray light DOG DRIVER: but it was still gray when i went through the intersection DOG COP: no it was gray

You inherit a haunted vending machine. What’s the most unhinged item it dispenses and what’s the price?