Can someone explain this

Trying to be in the power position (tallest chair) at this meeting. No one’s feet are touching the floor.

What’s impressive to me here is that’s a pretty terrible angle for a shot, much less a one-timer.

Someone on bsky confessed to working out. We have a mole, people!

Love to see how this bad boy cornered.

I just noticed instructions written on the box of a bar of soap. If you’ve got to the point where you know how to read, wouldn’t you also know how to use soap?

I thought the preview image headline and the video title were mismatched but it must be all about men needing help finding things.

Ok but does it actually grate cheese because having a huge cheese grater on my head on the go is the dream

that’s rule #2?????

I just had a staredown with a dude checking in to the same hotel I'm staying in because he is wearing a hoodie with a giant Philadelphia Flyers logo on it while I'm in my Boston Bruins hat. 👀

Lower and upper case #cat.

ME: if seven and eleven are odd numbers then they should be called sodd and elodd CASHIER: um ok here’s your slurpee thanks for shopping at Sodd-Elodd

I love these children “Miss, have you ever heard of the butterfly effect? Well, I just made up the Benvolio effect. It’s when you try to be a good friend, but your advice lays the groundwork for a bunch of avoidable deaths.”

Am I the only one hoping last night’s experiment on wing for Arber opens up the potential for him as a future fourth-liner? Him and Marian could make a magnificently destructive duo on a line.

Mashup Bands: Nine Inch Dan

Fraser Minten scoring in the SO, just to turn the rusty knife in leafs fans’ hearts.

Dobeš gets the first star, easy. But maybe he should get the second star, too?

Of all the times for a TMM!?

I'm listening to Moop Mama. German oompah rap. I shit you not. Seek them out, they're great. #NowListening

“Our whiskey is made to be enjoyed just way you like it: In some kind of fancy flambée in one of those expensive restaurants, in a flask at your kid’s soccer practice, or just sprayed on your jacket so you smell like a distillery wherever you go.”

The TV in the NH State House cafeteria is set to the Bob Ross channel (just constant episodes of him painting) and I think that's beautiful.

I honestly think Johnny Bench was getting punked by this

Live, Laugh, Liquid Lunch.

My wish for you: May you have the charisma and ingenuity of the protagonist in a Mentos commercial.

The photos on my phone aren't *super* organized, but I do have a folder called "Bruises."

Evergreen

Dobeš/Fowler is giving me 2010 playoffs Halak/Price vibes, but with a better team in front of them.

I heard this in Mitch Hedberg’s voice.

I don't normally watch L'Antichambre, but P.J.Stock is on there tonight, looking like he's been wearing the same Depends for four days.

How did Caufield not score there???

Bolduc and Struble are really feeling it tonight!

Zack Bolduc scored a goal. You know that that means.

BOLDUC!!!

#GoHabsGo showing the potential of @bwildemtl.bsky.social’s positionless hockey on that goal: Hutson digging in the corner, Bolduc covering for him at the point passes to Struble (Struble!) breaking for the net. A thing of beauty!

Struuuuuble!

I imagine a long-ago society of germ-phobic people who needed a solution for shaking hands with each other.

There should be a next-level rickroll where you lead someone to believe you’re going to fool them into watching a Rick Astley video clip but you show them Informer by Canadian rapper Snow instead.

Et tu???

The subtle genius here is the Kate Pierson muppet singing backup.

For the last time I am politely asking that you kindly stop perceiving me

under normal circumstances i wouldn’t say just say this is a guy who is Not Smart but given everything else, i think we gotta consider the conspiratorial direction of these comments more seriously. people with nazi tattoos who say things like this are not doing so without winking and nodding

I didn’t grow up with kitsch but I had Opinions on it and those who loved it back when I was younger. Now? Still not my kind of thing, but if it’s yours, I’m glad you have a temple to take it to another level and I hope you enjoy it.

This way to the quinceanera?

Wow

“So critics who want to pick this roster apart should perhaps consider looking for a perfect team to support or report about instead of wasting their breath crapping on this one.” For this and other perfectly-worded insights, please read 👇👇👇

New Comic Strip found: Carpe Diem by Niklas Eriksson for Tue, 24 Mar 2026 https://www.arcamax.com/thefunnies/carpediem/s-4045225 #comicstrip #carpediem

BOING!

Sending out the @perchorin.bsky.social bat signal

New Comic Strip Found: Frank and Ernest - 2026-03-22 https://www.gocomics.com/frank-and-ernest/2026/03/22 #comicstrip #frankandernest