I think if Canada wants to have a strong cultural identity we need to go back to doing what we're best at, making the weirdest fucking TV shows you've ever seen

Happy Tuesday Friends, it’s day 25 of my ‘November to Remember’ #fundraiser! My November goal is to reach a total of $26k, with your help, I think we can meet this goal! Please share this flyer to help me spread the word. I appreciate you all, thank you! 🖤 🔗: gofund.me/7ca5a4a21

Which cheese comes in the most annoying container? I vote Boursin cause you lose like a third of it to the wrapping.

do you guys remember on early twitter before they had a retweet button when you would copy someone’s whole tweet and just manually write “RT @cumcrisis WATCH OUT IM SHIFTING INTO FUCK MODE” it’s insane anyone put up with that

Connor McDavid took no raise on his next contract to help the Oilers and they surrounded him with a steaming turd sandwich.

Ian left unattended: Does all math episode with depth and nuance Scott left unattended: *Threatens to burn down Chris Lee's house*

Told y’all. It drops at midnight. check it out!

Whenever I take an episode off the podcast I wonder what sicko smart person shit my cohost is gonna come up with this time.

The car will end up with a bloody nose.

Please give me all you Vienna in the wintertime recommendations.

The headline and subheading are typical conservative bait but then I read the article and it's really sweet actually??

"read but i need to read them again when the adhd is cooperating"

I did food at home instead of ordering can I get some positive attention please

I love when after an NHL/AHL game in the dressing room they give the hat/belt/jacket/whatever to the MVP of the match and they all go “SPEECH” and the guy is always just like “fucking right, let’s keep it going boys” and they just LOSE their minds as if he announced he was buying them all new cars.

Ian fixed the Habs

Miss opportunity to call this an ancient ianese proverb

“Laura, we can only be so back if we’re so over first.” - my cohost, a Habs philosopher

Another rough one for the Habs tonight. We’ll break it down on Game Over Montreal 👇

The Habs will never win again.

At some point people *might* realize that pursuing legal avenues of redress for these problems isn't an adequate solution. "Maybe if we iMpEaCh him that will fix it!"

It’s like he’s not even trying to stop pucks?

it’s trans day of remembrance, and once again i am asking people to give a shit about trans people *before* they’re dead

There is something absurdly adorable about Ivan Demidov patting Brendan Gallagher on the head.

Summary of the first period: goal hack slash trip cross check slash high stick slash hack slash cross check punch high stick slash slash goal hack slash cross check high stick slash unnecessary scrum slash

Me: MOAR SHOTZ MOAR GOALZ HABS: MOAR FUCKING AROUND INSTEAD

Gallagher finally gets his first of the season. It had to be reviewed, as is tradition.

I don't know who in Canada needs to hear this, but the greatest threat to you is the alignment of state and corporate interests and not anything foreign.

I don’t think this guy has any idea what his job is.

"Washington's Powerplay hasn't been good, and Ovechkin has yet to score a Powerplay goal this year." We all knew what was coming then. 😑

We are at the point where I am quoting WB Yeats poems to describe the Habs in the group chats.

It’s a rematch of last year’s first round series! #Habs vs Caps, and the Habs really need a win. Join me postgame on Game Over Montreal: www.youtube.com/live/NYmROsR...

Do not forget your mailbag qs!

Friends, it is that time of the week. Please go ahead and send over your mailbag questions!

Scort has returned

What has made our friend @linecomposition.bsky.social so upset with @maybeitsian.bsky.social? Tune in to today’s episode to find out! youtu.be/02aK0gGTzd8

And one NHL standings observation for this morning. There are 10 NHL teams with precisely 22 points. That's 31.25% of the league with 22 points. Crazy.

It’s always these 7:30 games going into extra innings

See? I said on the podcast. If you put your butt directly in the goalie’s face, your team can score. Butt in the face. Butt? In the face. Butt in face.

Can we put the Habs in jail.

We're getting SO close to 1k!

Mike magic

Where do I sign up for this?

I love Lane Hutson

Nationwide Arena has trapped Jody Shelley in a little class case.

I would like some saves and some defense and some offense.

Gonna add Mike Matheson apologist to my skills on LinkedIn

The Habs tonight anyways

Things we absolutely do not need today: Arber Xhekaj starting shit with Mathieu Olivier.

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