It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.

Toronto police are warning of an active shooter at the Salsa on St. Clair festival that has left two people dead. Follow live updates here: www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

I do not know how to live in a world where football comes home. Go everyone else left in the tournament.

Erling 😭

I love how this makes it seem like they stopped monitoring RFK Jr

Norway pay their female international players the same amount as their male players and have done since 2017.

We are all cheering for Norway, yes?

speaks volumes that California's congressional reps and senators would rather appeal to the good nature of Canadians rather than work harder to hold Trump accountable.

You know, just the other day I was thinking that what this timeline needs is an outbreak of some sort of explosive-diarrhea-causing illness.

Folks…

I loathe the cult of the car.

On our next episode: which player did Ian say is a crockpot?

Okay so what are the realistic chances the Delightful Norwegian Footballer Erling Haaland can beat England?

I will be part of this event featuring some of my Tatreez both in an educational capacity and will have a small group of items for sale. Portion of ticket proceeds will got towards helping build trees in Palestine Zaytoon - A Palestinian Art Night feat. Nisreen www.eventbrite.ca/e/zaytoon-a-...

Are the Sceptres the only team in Toronto Rogers does not own?

How you losing a rigged game by that much?

My instagram algorithm has been showing me a bunch of Montreal content aggregators lately and it’s driving me insane watching people blame rent increases on “Anglos” rather than, idk, the CAQ nuking lease transfers and shredding tenants’ rights.

Whoever reached out to Elliott's Friedman to go on the record about Br*dy Tkch*k's stupid podcast should be made captain.

Great.

If Canada lose, I am glad that we will all agree that it was Gretzky’s fault

Have to be incredibly proud of this performance. There’s gonna be people shitting on it. Feel free to push them into a lake.

So just to note disparity in "talent" as a proxy we can use market value of players: MOR has 11 players valued by Transfermrkt at over €20M CAN has 3 of them (Davies, David and Kone) and 2 of them barely played due to injury.

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SHOULD HAVE BEEN A RED

OH MY GOD GUYS okay so priests who want back in have to find a bishop willing to vouch for them, swear fealty to Vatican II and then HAND-WRITE THE POPE AN APOLOGY LETTER (I gues so he knows they didn’t use AI? 😂) and are on probation for 1-3 years this is ten times spicier than I even thought

let it rip

Obsessed with this gif

the knicks are nba champions

Kent Hughes, good at this, question mark

Minnesota will be paying Kirill Kaprizov $17,000,000 million this season.

@normcharlatan.bsky.social @vtben.bsky.social (Ma Poule Mouilee)

Guaranteed: 1) Black girls will be harassed and demanded to be tested over and over again regardless of how competitive they are. 2) Winners from public schools will be relentlessly hounded by the parents and coaches of losers at private schools, with the goal of making them quit the sport.

A remarkable number of people along a remarkable number of axes of oppression are entirely happy to uphold a system in which they are second-to-lowest in the hierarchy.

Like, the best way, it seems, to get cis women to voluntarily agree to vote to harm ourselves is to tell us we can harm trans people by doing it, and Jesus fucking Christ. And also: maybe let’s not vote to harm trans people even if it doesn’t affect us.

Torn between: It would be nice if we could care that this is happening to trans girls without immediately pivoting to centering cis people And Anti-trans legislation is absolutely being used as a Trojan horse for wider restrictions on all girls/women and we need to be screaming about that

One thing I want to note in particular is that this government has put a lot of weight behind AI initiatives that are, generously, highly uncertain, and it could absolutely do the same thing for green energy, and the fact that it chooses to do one and not the other is not an accident.

i have been sitting on this for about three weeks now, waiting for this trade. on brendan gallagher and the guys who deserved more gros-match-ce-soir.bearblog.dev/brendan-gall...

THEYRE PLAYING GREAT BIG SEA IN AMERICA MOTHERFUCKERS

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I hope to one day find someone who loves me as much as the Habs love moving up a couple spots in the draft to pick someone with a name everyone immediately mispronounces.

Kent Hughes just directly compared Gleb to Tom Wilson. Time to get our Hockey Discourse Defense Lawyer certification, Habs fans.

The San Jose sharks are doing incredibly well and it’s only the first round.

Canada will only find success in Eurovision if our entry comes from Quebec every year. We will be a laughingstock if we send a song from Surrey BC or some shit.

Has anyone thought of asking Jason Robertson where he wants to go?

Last call!

Hi everyone, it’s that time of the week! What have you got for the mailbag?

We have an opportunity in this moment. A responsibility. To insist on everyone’s humanity, all the way through.

Connor Bedard should demand a trade to Canada.