Alternating between my two best totes this month, we love socialist Christmas

I don’t understand how the TTC had all new signage ready to go for Cedarvale and TMU stations but all the recordings and announcements still say Eglinton West and Dundas.

Every parent on earth thinks their kid is uniquely adorable and charming and I’m not trying to take that away from you but I still don’t think pictures of kids covered in food with their mouths open showing off half-whatever are cute! Not even yours, sorry!

This is obscene and Ontario’s worst landlords are absolutely going to take advantage of people not knowing their rights / the law to try and pull bullshit like this. The government ~just floating ideas~ has real consequences.

I like college football but it is extremely funny to claim that the best rivalry in ALL OF SPORTS is in AMERICAN COLLEGE FOOTBALL

I don’t understand pro transit people who complain about the St. Clair and Spadina streetcars. Those are the GOOD ones, the dedicated lanes are GOOD.

Eagles might be cooked

Every team that played today is a fraud

Bad news guys, they’re taking money away from schools (?) to pay for Dylan Cease

Crazy how many random baseball fans who didn’t watch a single Jays game before the ALDS think I care what they think of our roster construction and organizational philosophy

This is the worst app on earth

Can hockey fans fucking chill, there is no salary cap in baseball and most importantly, it is not your fucking money

I didn’t even know Dylan Cease was a free agent

Guy who gives himself 200 days off a year assumes someone else is unemployed

Becoming really good at editing knitting patterns is the best thing that could have happened to me. My job is so unbelievably intellectually unengaging and that was a big adjustment after a decade of grad school. I love actually using my brain again.

Obviously the larger issue is people not using headphones in public but TikTok is truly an abomination of a sensory experience. The experience of someone flicking between different video sounds makes me feel like I’m having a seizure in a bad movie.

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How do I unsubscribe from the Score’s dedicated Shedeur alerts feed be so fucking serious guys

My main takeaway from the Expos documentary was that that press conference from the DC mayor where he was like “I’m so happy to announce that the AMERICAN game is coming back to AMERICA where it BELONGS” was the fucking craziest thing I’ve ever seen lmao what a massive jackass

lol at this Netflix Expos documentary presenting a bunch of people who can’t pronounce Montreal speaking authoritatively about what it was like to be in Montreal

It is very easy to tell when someone is romanticizing Montreal based on transit maps and vacation tweets vs. actually living there

Thank god I have insurance so I didn’t personally pay for these $300 migraine meds that don’t work

The most surprising thing about the Jack Hughes injury is that it didn’t happen to a baseball player

Does anyone else ALWAYS taste the Covid shot

Leafs are cooked but it’s fine since you’re all baseball fans now

Is it illegal for job posts in Ontario not to include pay yet? Whatever happened to that

Football has got to be the stupidest sport for bitching about “analytics”

Important news: Dog in a sweater I made

If Conservative MPs want to cross the floor and join your party it’s not a fucking compliment.

I knew they were fucked as soon as Yamamoto came in. Crazy how much he’s in their walls.

Unfortunately at the end of the day the Jays are still a Toronto sports team.

Nothing has happened yet can everybody please cool it

Maybe he will be okay ❤️

Gimenez is right and he should say it

I cried for real

Okay the first thing that has made me feel better is that my friend, who is European and has never watched a ballgame, asked her tarot cards if they’d win game six and then didn’t want to tell me the answer. After the game she revealed that the card was “a guy lying in a bath being stabbed to death”

Incredible that they managed to find a more horrifying way to lose than the 18 inning game

WELL hard to feel like THAT’S not a series-turning play

John Schneider loves bringing Dominguez in with runners on despite… everything

I still believe this very strongly but I would also love it if just this once they won that one more game BEFORE they had to

This kind of BABIP luck in two back to back starts is crazy

Anyway you gotta go out there and get some more fucking runs because I cannot deal with Gausman thinking it’s all his fault AGAIN

I love and appreciate Springer so much but it’s hard to watch

Hmm okay maybe they’re not gonna win

They’re gonna win

God Pillar sucks at this

To be loved is to be known

I’m watching game one Jays in 30 and I’d just like to say that if they win, the game one broadcast opening with someone waving a Nova Scotia flag was the best omen of all

Just win baby.

@jakegoldsbie.bsky.social just making sure you see this one