It’s a long season

Truly I am sick to the back teeth of IKF, on my team and off

I love the rule that the runner is out because he got hit by the batted ball, everyone knows this about me

Who exactly makes up the opposition to banning the Central Park carriage horses aside from annoying tourists. Like what’s the downside

Thinking about this pretty much all the time this year!

I just had to sit through some bullshit video about how AI is going to kill all entry-level jobs and replace 30% of the workforce within five years and when I asked why it would be good and exciting if 30% of the working population wouldn’t be able to afford food or shelter I didn’t get an answer 🦗

I don’t care who the Leafs hire for their in denial that the window has closed years, whatever. But it’s objectively hilarious how airtight the front office is when you consider how much money is being made by people pretending they have sources in there.

I’m not gatekeeping the game, new fans are good however they get here, but I was not prepared for how many people would be freaking out about the Cup getting dented and bent this season

Go look at the moon right now!

Not sure why they keep describing the Jays’ offence as inconsistent. It has in fact been consistently horrible

If only one Jay could have a good season I’m glad it’s Ernie because I was so fucking sick of listening to American baseball fans bitch about him making Team USA

God damn, even I spend less time thinking about Leafs fans than Wysh and Sara C*v*an and I’m famously self-obsessed.

anyone who actually believes this is simply being consciously ignorant because literally every study on radicalization on social media show facebook to be the worst by far and that requires your real name and all your boomer relatives post there with real pictures of themselves calling for genocide

I think it’s nice that Tim’s still sells this weird peach juice that tastes like it’s 1996

I better never see another soppy HNIC commercial with a kid listening to Foster Hewitt or Bob Cole as long as I live

Sportsnet can spend all their money forcing us onto their platforms to watch games but at the end of the day we all still watch Tradecentre instead. We all hate you, the Elon Musk of media companies.

Every post about executives forcing their employees to use AI against their will is about me. I am in hell.

I don’t blame southern hockey fans for having a chip on their shoulders but the way some of them seem to imagine that Canadians are constantly seething about their success and wishing the Canadian teams were winning instead is so crazy.

If I were to pick a player to hit for the cycle and get picked off during the ovation it WOULD definitely be PCA

WHY IS THE HALIFAX OYSTERFEST MASCOT GOING VIRAL AGAIN

It’s darkly funny how many people whose parents gave them a down payment seem to believe that the only reason their peers don’t own houses is that their parents just don’t love them as much

Giving the Jays a red logo in lieu of the Stars and Stripes but still putting the USA 250 patch on the side is sending me to the moon news.sportslogos.net/2026/06/15/m...

Brief rant: Yes it's cool that Brunson took less money so the Knicks could build a champion under the salary cap. But he shouldn't have *had* to. Salary caps are just tools billionaires use to suppress wages, and no one gets upset because the labor (pro athletes) make so much money. 1/5

Aw I guess not

Not loving how many people think the way to handle the Carter Hart thing is “rape jokes, but leftistly”

I can’t believe how many Vegas fans are still there, if I watched the Leafs lose the Cup at home I would be dead or in prison before the buzzer was done

One more: Andersen got them here, he was great all playoffs long until his mentor killed himself so if you wanna slander him you better do it where I can’t see you

Surely they’re gonna give the Conn Smythe to the guy who had “the greatest individual performance in Stanley Cup playoff history” and got compared to Wayne fucking Gretzky right?

Congrats to Carter Hart on finally allowing fewer than four goals tonight btw. Did they win

Does anyone knowwwwww how many points Mitch “finally figured it out as soon as he got away from the toxic Toronto fans” Marner scored in games 5-7 this series????

Well I’m not sure I need to hear Ron make rape jokes AND talk about dead cops in the same evening. Who says Don retired?

I’ll tell you what would make Ontario safer, ******* Doug Ford’s **** ***

Unbelievably delusional take. This series could go 700 games and it would never touch the Knicks winning lol

Anyway this obviously rocks but it does also make me want to puke thinking about last October

If it can happen for the Knicks…

(before the series) this will be a fun competition between two likable, entertaining teams (Game 5) let us stamp out any remaining joy in the heart of victor wembanyama, a man i hate in real life

I can’t believe more people didn’t like this post about how cool I am

The geoblocking of Olympic and World Cup content is soooooo annoyingggggg like sorry some of us want to talk about sports with our American friends!!!!

Ticketmaster sent an email to everyone who has tickets to Mumford & Sons tonight that SAYS the concert is at Rogers Stadium (correct) but when you click on “get directions” it opens your maps app and gives you directions to… the Rogers Centre

The Knicks still generally having good vibes despite the inevitable collision of two of the worst discourses (who’s a real New Yorker / are bandwagon fans ontologically evil) is the real achievement

I would let Louis Varland steal my identity

They’re going to have to invent extra strength Tommy John for Misiorowski

Someone should remind Dan he isn’t calling these games for ESPN and can give it a rest with the effervescent Yankees praise

MIL…K

MVP

Hey Dan can u tell us a little more about how amazing the Yankees starters are

MVP

That Intact commercial with the guy at a hot dog cart is so distracting for me personally because it's filmed on the same block as my office and there has never ONCE been a hot dog cart there

Canucks fans crying because Sportsnet is broadcasting the Marlies in the Calder Cup final should consider getting some real problems

Every time Doug Ford announces a new $500 million albatross project that no one wants except his buddy who got the contract, the discourse is full of people blaming the people of Toronto for accepting it.