a chariot race is always kino these guys studied the shit out of william wyler's ben hur. there are shot for shot duplicates of wyler's cuts

started watching "those about to die" on peacock. i am a sucker for RETVRN movies lol anyway so far the writing is meh the cgi is very 2005ish the acting ranges from meh to good except for anthony hopkins who is outstanding as vespasian i think. i'll finish this 1st ep but dunno about more

jurrasic parkour

i attribute the score to years of matching the "same" colors of glass across different batches for me, the most difficult colors were the highly saturated blues. www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd/

remember steampunk and how those dorks made it impossible to find a good pair of welding goggles?

if you play a 1960s-era OG alvin & the chipmunks LP at 16 rpm instead of 33, their secret is revealed: they were the beach boys all along

guy who keeps dozens of elf-on-a-shelfs all aound his bedroom and some of them have a tiny camera in place of one eye

kash patel always looks like someone opened the stall door on him taking a shit

they took cigarette lighters out of cars on account of woke but its ok, like i could never get a good bong rip off one anyway

got banned from the deli on account of i asked for a pound of rainbow ham

jerking off in the forest, or as i like to call it, "feeding the pixies"

vote with your wallet was a psyop to get ppl not to go vandalize evil corps office buildings

stroked: buying new woke: buying used bespoke: buying pre-loved

"hey baby, are you folgers coffee? because you make me wanna mountain grown. "

people who say "no such thing as too many books!" never had to clean out a hoard. no one wants the shelves full of reader's digest condensed books. or the complete works of danielle steele or the stacks of forgettable paperbacks read once & never again but which muat be KEPT bc BOOKS are HOLY

fucking hell i'm not paying 2026 prices for corned beef. i'm going to bust up a can of corned beef, add some finely diced potatoes, and make gołąbki (cooking them in chicken stock instead of tomato sauce and serving with onion pierogi, mustard, & horseradish) faux-irish/polish fusion cuisine

my mom's landline telephone number has been in the family since 1938 and we plan to have it assigned to a cell phone line when she goes sliced bread so it becomes part of her legacy

i see they cast carrot top as chew in one piece

You are an ant that thinks its a fly, you think you are free to bathe in filth but you exist solely to deliver your morsels to fat as fuck queen who does nothing for you

i wonder if my nephew has told his fiancee that his earliest memory is from when he was 3 years old & his ol uncle dave farted on his head

i love how people used to just name they kids after any ol shit "thy wife hath given thee a son, elder mather." "yes yes, what is yon wondrous cloth in which the babe is swaddled?" "it is called 'cotton', sir." "ah yes…'cotton'…i ahall name the child 'cotton'."

We're pretty far off the budget right now with having to lay a new water line and still getting used to three extra people here. If you can help, please do. The cats, dogs and people thank you. 🙏🏼 PayPal.me/maxdonprod

can you believe it was 75⁰ F today and all of the dogshit that ellie pinched on top of the snow, where i couldn't pick it up, appeared like the glacier dude in the alps, except wetter and harder to pick up oh yeah and the crocuses are coming up in the lawn

Playing around

too warm for a sweatshirt today so we changed into something a little more ayy lmao

sometimes when i get blocked out of the blue, i check them out with clearsky & try to figure out what i done did. so here's this account, joined 5/24 with no activity until recently & i'm blocked along with a ton of artists, furries, & furry artists. and…me❓️ …☞

if you’re naked and you sneeze a really snotty sneeze all over yourself that’s basically the same thing as cumming all over yourself so maybe consider that next time you wanna “have sex”

wandering the wastes looking for fresh meat for @puddleofbrain.bsky.social we strip the rotting flesh for our master and build a fortress from the bones

today is mrs d's 10th cancer remission anniversary. to my sisters, belovéd mutuals, & friends here on bluesky, i urge you to check your breasts regularly for lumps & don't skip mammograms. mrs d's lump was barely perceptible but it was malignant. she's alive today because of early detection.

mrs d is getting her annual cancer checkup (TEN YEARS CLEAR!) and the form asked for the name of her gynecologist. she hasn't had an ob/gyn since she started menopause so i told her to write "dr. fingers"

For the scolds: the democratic candidate was more afraid of losing the moderate right than of confronting the issue that is breaking the world apart. I don't think she would've lost if she hadn't gaslit the whole country in an attempt to be politic. If she had, at least it would've been honourable.

Get his ass

my favorite hoodie is so old it has a special ipod pocket with a buttonhole to thread the headphone wires thru amazingly however, thumb holes have not appeared above the amazingly intact cuffs

Broke: Croque Monsieur Woke: Croque Madame Bespoke: Croque M’lady

happy mario day to everyone in 🇺🇸 happy iomar day to everyone else

Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.

AR-15 stands for Annibal lectoR-15

hey can anyone hook me up with that drug that visibly repairs the lining of the colon? my colon's fine, i just want to try and grow a visible colon without the fuss of a prolapse

i was sent to sunday school & was in youth groups but i dont ever remember believing in god or jesus. i walked away. [ucc congregational & not evangelical] mrs d, more complicated. she's roman catholic. i don't have enough time to type out the crimes that turned her away from the RCC

that's just how the pick-up sticks

i like to play a dumb anagram game on my phone as i'm falling asleep instead of looking at porn or whatnot bc i'd rather my family think i'm a nerd than a sicko if i die in my sleep

Post someone who looks good in a dress

post someone who looks good in a dress

vendors do NOT have any legitimate claim to my personal data. (i get these cookie/info-sharer killer popups when i install a new game to try out, or go to a website for the first time, because my vpn makes the internet think i'm from a country with strong data protection laws (not 🇺🇲)

it feels hollow to say "happy international women's day" when you live in a country actively working to remove women's rights.

How about a minute of therapeutic purring from Archie

it's really fucked up when our government is allowed to just TAKE a whole-ass hour from us and everyone's like "cool, cool…we cool",