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woo boy, how to alienate your base before the mid-terms

i believe that any oil lamp burning citronella scented oil will repel mosquitos. not because of thw citronella but because of the sooty black fucking cloud they produce i got this wick trimmed so low i'm afraid it will fall in the bottle but i still feel like a virginia ham

i hate to keep coming back to David's Wüllersleben Triptych post especially with puerile visual jokes like the one below, but damn. the triprych is vibrant and alive and the carvings every bit as modern today as they were 525 years ago

Holy shit

BATS [bitch across the street] had a row with her ex who just brought their kid home from school because she forgot to pick him up. not the 1st time but now he's threatened to call social services. pre-send update: BATS just loaded the kid into the car with a full backpack and roared off

may the heavens bless my sister in law for bringing over theee of the biggest fucking pork chops i've ever seen and that means i don't have to worry about what imma cook for dinner tonight or tomorrow and maybe Saturday

his friends called him Moe. he would later establish a chain of mexican restaurants which still bears his name

i keep seeing this screenshot posted and i don't know why

only genex kids will remember this ad

A vida imitando a arte

dax looking out from jadzia's eye

my stepfather taught me how to handle a gun, how to build a good fire, how to hunt & fish, and how to navigate the woods without getting lost. but he was also an absolute cunt so in return, i taught him what happens when you get cocked and try to slap my mother around

cool down hot cooking oil by adding ice cubes

telling my grandkids this is led zeppelin [ thanks to @archaeomather.bsky.social for the photo 🎩👌]

Haven't got anything in a good while and have spent multiple days homeless, really need help getting this together so I have somewhere warm to stay tonight, please help if you can, things are beyond desperate. X

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📢 New Essay: The Boring Internet The internet you grew up on isn’t dying. A commercial veneer glued on top of it is. www.terrygodier.com/the-borin…

Hi, spider expert here! Kyle Rittenhouse was bitten by a Brown Recluse (loxosceles reclusa). Unlike widow bites, recluse bites don't affect the nervous system. Instead, they are a cytotoxic venom, destroying local tissues at the site of the bite.. So how bad could this get? Well...

The Beatles' "Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Grand Slam" and it's just a full English breakfast

very grateful to have a stand mixer for making the pasta dough. i HATE the feeling of sticky yucky eggs and flour on my hands. AAAAAAAAAGH SO HORRID once the dough starts to come together, i tip it out onto a pastry cloth and knead it but by that time it's no longer a glob of cummy flour

making lasagna for dinner with fresh pasta

🎵 john jacob jingleheimer schmidt, her deadname is my deadname too 🎵

reliving high school by carding the stems & seeds out of this ditch weed my brother brought me

making all the gilfies panties wet at the laundro with my mad fitted sheet folding skillz

rip ted turner thank you for TCM fuck you for colorization of b&w movies i guess i'll only piss on half of your grave

L Ron Rhubarb

Still stuck and trying to get a weeks hotel rent (the longer I book the cheaper the last few nights are) currently sleeping in a service station which is not ideal and doesn't allow much sleep, please help if you are able, a bed would be nice for a few nights. Reposts appreciated X

i don't get why so many people think h p lovecraft waa a racist. he was cool with like every shade of white there is

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Saw this on Insta- Absolutely nails the utter disregard of the callous and tone deaf elite.

happy to report that the cookie dough bits in Wendy's unnecessary cookie dough frosty are the kind that taste like play-doh and not the kind that taste like plastic

Jon Oringer, founder and executive chairman of Shutterstock @shutterstock.com, is trying to recruit comic and graphic novel creators over on LinkedIn to a new AI platform that he’s building. Feel free to let him (and them) know what you think of this, and never use Shutterstock again ✌🏻

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sir, this is a Wendy's

i liked it better when "1%" applied to outlaw bikers like the hell's angels chapter that gave my daughter & her friend an escort on I-95 from georgia to delaware because it was the middle of the night & they were worried about 2 girls traveling alone or the guys i bought weed from when i was a kid

time for a cold drink

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having only a 4g lte signal makes this vibecoded shithole unusable so i guess i'm going to give up until i can get back to civilization

I haven't received anything in aa good few days and have had to resort to sleeping in a service station, any help getting hotel fees together is really appreciated. Please share. X

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All day we complain about billionaires and then you're all "look at the pretty dresses at the Met Gala" like you suddenly forgot those people want you to die miserable and poor.