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I wish I could make it crystal clear that I'm not on either side of the con that is American politics, but on that con of a scale I fall far more Left than most. My loyalty is to humans. My loyalty is to the citizenry. Once upon a time, I took an oath to a Constitution, not a party or dictator.

It would've been way funnier if they'd named the *back door* "Anus," instead of the front door. #MissedOpportunities

Office beefs are funny to me when its not with the power.

For me personally, it's not about being right or being wrong it's about being correct. See, you don't mind being wrong when you want to be correct. Being right is about your ego. Your ego will tell you lies as so you don't hurt your own feelings.

Ear 👂 Coffee ☕️4️⃣ Just good coffee. What more can you ask four?

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Ear 👂 Coffee ☕️✌️ "Good to the last drop."

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I'm ready for my close-up, MrDeVille!

I did this once... ended up playing Eye of the Tiger by Survivor

Oh, yeah... Fuck colonialism, colonialism thinking, and colonist muthafuckers. Fuck genocide and all of those participating, enabling,or excusing it. And most of all FUCK Christopher Columbus. YOU? Have a wonderful day.

"A dog that chases it's tail will always be busy."

"A dog that chases it's tail will always be busy."

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Zionists and those who think genocide isn't that bad rn because "we have bigger problems", this is like the 100th time I've asked you to unfollow or block me I'm still finding you muthafuckers in my feed. Take your simple mind and your simple ass and fuck all the way off. I DONT NEED OR WANT YOU.

You better be funny with your passive aggressive bullshit or its an immediate block. (No, not you) Most of the time this happens in the comments. Be as passive aggressive as you want on yer own feed. I am referring to rude fucks in comments responding to those commenting in good faith.

Ear 👂 Coffee ☕️ cuppa 2

A lil cuppa ear 👂 coffee ☕️ for you. Been dealing with some shit this week (in my feels) and apologize for just complaining or dry meme posts. Here's cuppa 1

Firstly, fuck CBS 2. Fuck CBS III. Fuck CBS Lastly, in conclusion, Fuck CBS *spits*

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Week 12 of flower. Romulan is getting closer! She’s down to drinking 75% of a gallon. Her trichomes at the very top are cloudy with some amber and cloudy towards the bottom with zero amber. I found one top trichome with odd looking white hairs? It’s the last picture. #cannabis #weed #mmj #growmie

Republicans cause cancer. I can back up that statement more than he can back up his.

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Turning Point USA's Super Bowl preview:

I make the best cornbread. Follow me for more recipes

The Ed Gein thing on Netflix is for folks that aren't into true crime frfr, or are the type of person to fact check things they watch. Imo, it would be better if they just stuck to the facts or even the conjecture surrounding the case instead of the changes they made in the name of story.

Omfg I have a tentative surgery date!!!! 🥳🥳🥳 Oct 28th

God, I'm old.

What's my sign?

How billionaires should feel at any given moment.

Corporations spend more time, labor, and money sucking their own dicks than they do on the end product.

Remember how many lives were given so that they could... ... fundraise on fixing it next time.

Gotta surprise call from the liver transplant specialist office (no, I am not getting a transplant, the surgeon is needed to manipulate my liver, as in flip it up onto my ribs to access the tumor, then put it back). I gotta admit, I'm suddenly fearful. Wish me luck

All Hokey Pokey posts will be blocked. If your "call to action" is to repost, like, and comment, just know I will block you forever. DO NOT PASS GO, Do not collect $200

Embrace the suck. Remember kids, it's never the fault of the people you like only the people you dislike. The people you like would surely never let you down or betray your trust.

Hah. Now I'm reminded of this. 😂 m.youtube.com/watch?v=VkJE...

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Here's another reason to use alt text: You might be posting something some of your followers don't want to see. If they've muted a word, like say... the name of a terrible person, your use of alt text can spare them seeing a face they are truly sick of.

Everyone please if you would send your positive thoughts and best wishes to my favorite mutual @auberon.bsky.social. Docs found a sarcoma the size of a baseball in his chest - he's in quite a bit of pain and he has to have surgery to take it out. I am so worried for him and love him so much! ❤️